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Lame-as$ excuses for being less of a man.
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Ermm, where is the tea party?
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koolchicco:
Phate no doubt.

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Emmm bro, did i steal your woman?
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Black or White- Micheal Jackson
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Far Away - Nickleback
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Crazy world -Lucky Dube
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Ermm, do you want to read my romance history? Huh?
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Ermm 190, bro did your landlord ask for rent today? Cos me dont understand.
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Ermm, nothing is really wrong with sex before marriage. Duh!
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Ermm, where is the gun?
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benlegacy:
why most i cheat on my woman

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Cos you can. Duh!
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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=585053.msg7533499#msg7533499 date=1295028892]Ogunfe

OP.
Pass out - Tinie Tempah[/quote][color=#E42217]

How market.

Hey you rasta man- Lucky Dube
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lalaboi:
@Ekusman

Congrats. . . You created a topic. . . that's Fantastic!

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Lol.

@Op,
Who cares?
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Cos SOME women are worthless golddiggers.
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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=585053.msg7532136#msg7532136 date=1295015470]The Guy wants to know - D-sense ft Phat head [/quote][color=#E42217]

E No Easy - Phat head ft Dense head
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^^. . .all the time.
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MzDark, ermm what really is the problem?

Talk to me.
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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=585272.msg7533254#msg7533254 date=1295026122]Is it still fresh?[/quote][color=#E42217]

What? The article?
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Well, yes, I have THE RIGHT!
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Nice write-up. Very informative for those stoopid girls that allow their girlfriends to interfere in their relationships.

Establishing jealous friends:

Inducing jealousy from friends due to acts such as bragging about her wedding and her very loving, perfect partner, could be a bad idea – funny enough. Close friends who become bitter and unhappy because of her luck or advantages may transform these feelings into something destructive and then, aim at ruining her marriage.
If she can help it, a woman should maintain a peaceful loving relationship with her friends.

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iyatrustee:
^^^^ you are hereby sentenced to a weekend of being atikulised., No girlfriend, No laptop etc. aint nothing you can do about it boy

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No girlfriend and no laptop, over the weekend? Iya, you are harsh o. Atleast, take the girlfriend and leave me with my laptop.
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Let Thy Holy Name be glorified, for everything.
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https://thechristianmeditator.com/prayer_01.jpg
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**all glory and honour**
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Thank you Lord, for everything.
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https://cdn.elev8.com/files/2010/08/a-prayer-for-times-like-these.jpg
**solemn contemplation**
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I hate to be atikued!
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**Today is definetely a bad day**
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gohome:
By TJ O'Karo

Undoubtedly, the track “One Naira” off Nigerian rap sensation, MI’s sophomore album MI2 is easily a fan favourite. Coming off a much anticipated, yet not-quite-up-to-par with his hit debut album. The track dwells on the idyllic topic of romance with or without finance. Well, as nice and as well-meaning as it may sound, One Naira tries to sell us a lie – the lie that love (the true one as well as the fake one) does not require money.

Like any Nigerian who listened to music in the 80s, African American songstress Gwen Guthrie said it all in her 1986 hit, Ain’t Nothin’ Goin’ on But the Rent: men have to have a J-O-B if they want to be with her or any woman for that matter. Money, excuse me, plenty money is certainly a sine qua non in matters of the heart for without it, like erstwhile rapper Freestyle said in his track Money, “Woman cannot gel!” Allow me to illustrate.

At the university, my friend Ayo met a very lovely and pretty girl, let’s call her Shade. Ayo and Shade became good friends and he carried a torch for her. At the time however, Shade was in a relationship that lasted all through university, so Ayo bid his time and waited for his chance. His chance came at graduation when Shade broke up with her boyfriend. He said that it was as if heaven had smiled down upon him; finally Shade was his. They served in different states and they tried to see each other as often as possible. They would take long walks, hold hands and declare their love for each other. They talked about their plans for the future as he said he had every intention of spending the rest of his life with her. She said she felt the same way, and things could not have been better. They declared their love for each other saying all the sweet nothings – truths and lies – that accompany such tender moments. And of course she said what I am sure most women have said at one time or the other: “I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It doesn’t matter even if we don’t have any money…money is not a big deal…I could live under the bridge with you if that was our only option, just as long as I am with you!” And did Ayo believe her? Hmm…he did o! Of course he had no plans of residing anywhere near a bridge or flyover but it seemed very reassuring to know that Shade was someone who would support him even if he didn’t have much; someone who would not push him into doing things that he could not do. Alas, Ayo was wrong. Only four months post-service, and no job, Shade told him that he was not ambitious. Ouch!!! Whatever happened to “staying with me under the bridge?” The writing was definitely on the wall. Well, needless to say things did not work out between them as I guess there were a few issues that one naira could not solve.

Funny enough, I find that it is always the women who are the ones who make such promises. It is not like the guys made them make such commitments at the threat of breaking up with them now? So why even bring it up? Truth be told, (responsible) guys know that they need to have money to take care of a woman; they wouldn’t want to date or marry a woman only to have her suffer. Man is meant to be the primary provider, with the woman acting as a help-meet. So we don’t need such declarations! Or I could be wrong o; maybe it serves to add weight to the depth of feeling and emotions being felt by the woman. Maybe guys see it as an ego boost when they imagine that their girlfriends or wives would not leave them even if they had just one naira!

We can excuse the relationships because after all as some guys would say, “Na me be her papa?” But money is important in every relationship, especially in marriage as the man has to provide and care for his wife. Truth be told, most women today are not even willing to settle for ‘potential’ – you know the intelligent guy that has a good first degree and has the potential to make it in life. They would prefer ready-made guys. MI raps about how his babe should stick with him “although the money is a maybe”! Laugh Out Loud!! All I can say is that he has keyed into the seemingly romantic notion of love without limits and turned it into a hit song. Sharp guy. I have seen too many marriages shake and crumble because the man had challenges providing for his wife and/or family. The irony is that this one naira part is actually part of the traditional Christian wedding vows, remember “for richer, for poorer”? Or maybe they should take that part out of the vows, like a girl I met said with all seriousness, “If he can’t take care of me, why bother?”

So in all seriousness, please, let’s not deceive ourselves here. There is no such thing as “romance without finance.” I daresay money is what makes the romance sweet sef; it is what oils the gears of love. Or do you want to be trekking when you can jump BRT; or enter BRT when you can enter okada; or enter okada when you can take a ride in a taxi? Guys please do not be deceived when a woman tells you such things like what Waje is crooning in One Naira o! it is just empty, sweet nothings and should not be taken seriously or else you might just get the shock of your life. And ladies, please don’t tell me it is a euphemism. Stop deceiving us, thank you.

Photo Courtesy: www.banknotesnews.com

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=585124.msg7531474#msg7531474 date=1295009202]Won't mind getting more info on this[/quote][color=#E42217]

Check out ;
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www.science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/11jan_antimatter/

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And you can always google it.
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Lol.
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I believe in love -Don Williams.
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