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Ermm Mrs, you are married.
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You are just lucky it wasn't done in the Romance Section. Cos you would have won by a landslide.
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What? You are angry that you are last?
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Well, my first mistake was in not marrying her.
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Badosky, how far with that last gold mine? Has he dried up?
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Mrs Chima ===>>> Agony Chic!
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But aren't all women golddiggers?
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seedord247:
period

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Well, she could be pregnant for her hubby. Or for me. Who knows?
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Beautiful world- ColdPlay
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Eve sweerry did you miss your period?
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Women were made to please the eye and trouble the BRAIN.
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Do you have a baseball bat? Take a swipe at her head while passing her on the streets.
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^^ But sweerry, didn't you say we lack basic senses? We agree. We dont understand the hours you women spend shopping and gossipping and what-not.

But when it comes to understanding advanced sciences, we are ahead.
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Orikinla:
It is not how many times you say “I love you” or how many times you visit each other that will determine how much you love each other, but how many sacrifices you can make to prove your love no matter the circumstances of life.

悲 歡離合 .Joys and sorrows, partings and reunions are daily occurrences in the vicious circle of life.


The one who hardly visits you may even love you more than the one who visits you frequently.

The one who has not even pronounced "I love you" to you may love you more than the one who has said so many times in eye service and lip service.

It is really very easy to know the person who truly loves you.

Actions speak louder than words.

As our Lord Jesus Christ said, by their fruits you shall know them.

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So its by how much huh?
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manie:
A friend of mine lost his job in one of the troubled banks last year. The wife who is also a banker is now the bread winner of the house, for almost one year now.
The father in-law of my friend is a big time trader, business man and investor. He is a major importer of building materials, has 4 three star hotels, he owns 12 filling stations and 5 shopping complex in Lagos. The holding company of his business is in Ikeja.
The father in-law helped him to secure his banking job in 2004, when my friend wanted to marry his daughter. We both worked as teachers in the same school between 2003 and 2004.

The father in-law now decided to give him a management job in his holding company, with a pay that is 15% higher than what he last earned in the bank.

As a typical Ekiti Man, he has refused to take the job since November last year. He was giving his father-in law one excuse or the other. The man has now given him a deadline to resume by February 2011, or else he would give the job to an Indian who he would pay a lesser salary.

I told him to pick the job, and from there he should start his own plan, or start looking for another job. My friend believes he would get , but it appears the job are not coming.
What will you advice this guy to do? Should he pick the job or not.

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Ermm bro, is your friend the biblical Job?

'Cos me don't understand why he's rejecting such a plum job.
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singlelife:
Hey People, I need help

I'm single, over 30 and under pressure from
Parents, Friends and just about every one around me to get Married.

Haven't found the right guy but still praying to.

My question is this:

How do I deal with the pressures?
How do I cope with the pressures?

I'm really looking for ways to cope with
this and would really appreciate sound advise.

Thanks people

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You are waiting for the RIGHT GUY?

Then i guess you would have to wait for a very long time.
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^^Superior in having advanced senses.
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Well, a man's brain is always superior, in many ways.
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Well, on Phate's Day, am seeing a movie, with ma girl.
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yakoyo1:
Pls I need your advice
I started dating this guy last year april, and he has been the sweetest guy I ever dated in my life. we love each other so much and we are thinking of getting married. But all the while he has been avoiding sex, he has stylishly turned down all my moves. I couldn't take it any longer, I went to stay with him last xmas and did all i could till he finally agreed to have intimacy with me.
I was shocked when I saw his dd.ck, just like a 10 year old boy. he saw my reaction and he felt bad, we made love eventually, but i didn't enjoy it, I guess his confidence was affected + his dd.ck was too small even wen fully erect. I tried to tell him he was good just to boost his confidence, but i think he knows the truth.

[b]I'm really confused, cos I love him very much and i want to marry him, but i love good sex too. [/b]Pls I need your advice

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Do you love him enough to forgo his limitation of having a small dick and not been able to satisfy you in bed?

If you do, then go ahead and marry him. 'Cos in a marriage, sex shouldn't be the deciding factor. It should be more about love, trust and understanding. Hope you find this intuitive. Cheers!
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Sensual seduction - Snoop Dogg
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Valentine's day? Hell no! I'll be celebrating Phate's day.
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Ermm, where is the prize?
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Goddess.
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^^Hello 'Mrs'Eve. You good?
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WTF?
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Most times they do.

Cocky and confident guys always have the best of the girls.
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Bloody Psychopath.
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^^I did!

Btw, where is Uju? I kinda liked that pic.
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Romance Section- The most lively section!
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No, cant and wont!
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