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RomanceRe: The Dwindling Pool Of Male Lovers In Nigeria -Love Ain't Blind by phaya(f): 3:35pm On Apr 22, 2013
@Op your post is so intelligent that MOST people are afraid to comment! Keep it up!!! Thank your stars you are already taken or else.... :-/
RomanceRe: 4 Well-kept Secrets About Womanizers by phaya(f): 11:36am On Apr 20, 2013
Cheatershuh I thought they were called 'cheats'
FashionRe: If You Can't Afford A Handbag, Would You Rent One? by phaya(f): 10:22am On Apr 17, 2013
smothly: coolMay God forbid
If I don't have a hand bag I will rather be myself than for me to hire.......
Was I born with bag when I was been born to,NO.....
I belief in being myself cool
This me I dnt know other ladies ooooo
With this type of ENGLISH they won't rent u the bag!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Are There No Job Agencies In Nigeria??? by phaya(f): 9:33am On Apr 15, 2013
Please what's the detailed address of the bakery in Benin?
RomanceRe: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by phaya(f): 9:13am On Apr 10, 2013
Waiting for 'Top lies told by Guys of nowadays'
EducationRe: Good English: A Sign Of Education & Intelligence? by phaya(f): 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2013
yuzedo: Well am leaving in Banana Island, so tell me how did spaeking good english help one to build mansion? Can Bill Gate spek english? Can Dangote speak englis? Can Andy Uba, Chris Uba or even Mike & Wale Adunega spek englis? No. But were all neibors in Banana Island, IKOYI. Seun dat can spek alllllll d englis for african is still squatting in his landlord hut in Otta with wild animal and nakeddd natives. angry huh Plis lemme ojare! undecided
You try!!! See your mouth like Banana!!!*rme*
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Talks About Her Visit To Nigeria - AY Comedy (Video) by phaya(f): 12:37pm On Apr 05, 2013
smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
LWKM!!!! LMFAO!!! ROTFL!!! Guy u be real fool! grin
RomanceRe: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by phaya(f): 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=32pt]JESUS IS DEAD! JESUS IS DEAD!

CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED ADVICE TO RECONVERT TO TRADITIONAL RELIGION!

HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/size][/quote]WHO IS ThIS PERSONhuh?
BusinessRe: Advice needed : How do I successfully manage my bakery In Nigeria from the UK?. by phaya(f): 10:44am On Apr 04, 2013
@op u really have to come home to establish it since its your dream. BTW I have some baking experience I could come join you ;-) I live in Warri
Forum GamesRe: The Biggest April Fool Trick You Played On Someone? by phaya(f): 1:27pm On Apr 01, 2013
kekakuz: I told her I want to marry her. She opened up and after banging I told her april fool. Well it came with a cost dou. Am still bleeding
Like seriously?? Smh
RomanceRe: A Single Lady's Advice To Single Ladies by phaya(f): 12:44pm On Mar 30, 2013
@op I think u just spoilt most guys 'show'
ProgrammingRe: English Language Programming Challenge by phaya(f): 12:48pm On Mar 25, 2013
Huh?
PoliticsRe: Police To Seize Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by phaya(f): 7:38pm On Mar 21, 2013
50calibre: If I wanna have tinted glass, I will! i don't give a fu*k. If the hungry inept police men stop me, il bribe then simple.
Bribe is what they want
RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Boyfriend A Cheat Read This! by phaya(f): 12:26pm On Mar 07, 2013
It doesn't sound as genuine as the GIRLS own. WHO RUN THE WORLD!!! wink wink wink
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by phaya(f): 7:12pm On Mar 06, 2013
[quote author=Donalð Genes]Talking about one's individual experience in the hands of so-called Nigerian nightmare-travelling buses,I have got enough repertoire of most menacing and crasiest experiences am I the only one who likes boarding Peace mass transit buses?qosh!! Those buses are one heck of a bullshiiiiiiit,In retrospect,en route on my way from ibadan to port harcourt,can you believe that their rickety hell of a bus broke down four times along the way,i was so livid with anger deep within me,"oga driver,Do you know we fit bundle you and beat the living shit out of your life"so quipped some of the frustrated passengers"felt like strangling the driver that I had to reach ph in the death of the night 1.pm...can you imagine?[/quote]Did u use all these grammar to intimidate the @op?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Must One Wear Suit To An Interview/apptitude Test??? by phaya(f): 6:47am On Mar 06, 2013
[quote author=12 inches!]If I were an employer and u come to my interview with anything less than a suit and you're a guy I will not employ u regardless of other ways u impress me. If you were a lady, I cn permit u not wearing a suit but u must wear a nice corporate blouse and skirt (preferably a skirt suit). The only time I'll permit anything short of a suit is for example during an interview where the interview venue is a construction site or other place where u might be required to show instantly your experience with a paticular technical equipment. I know I'll be a recruiter of labour one day and I have told u my opinion so beta take it serious. A word is enough for the wise.[/quote]Your last 2 lines in the sentence and your signature are very contradicting!
CelebritiesRe: Ayo Adesanya Tries Removing Tattoo, Says It’s A Sin To Have It by phaya(f): 4:01pm On Mar 04, 2013
Yomieluv: Its a lie,she wanna remove it cos of her fallout with her Ex-hubby,Goriola. Was she a pagan,when she drew it? Lame excuse for that. See her dark lips,like bag of charcoal. Smh.
LWKM grin grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Actors Who Are The Same In Every Movie by phaya(f): 3:36pm On Mar 04, 2013
I can't stop Laughing ROTFLMAOO.. @op u take the matter personal! HOLLYWOOD ROCKS!!!!
EventsRe: View The Most Unusual Wedding Cakes... by phaya(f): 4:37pm On Mar 01, 2013
Here

FoodRe: What Food Aroma Can't You Resist? by phaya(f): 7:59am On Mar 01, 2013
FRIED PLANTAIN 'DODO' cheesy wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Is Barcelona Reign Coming To An End. by phaya(f): 1:49pm On Feb 27, 2013
It just shows Barca aint invisible. They CAN BE DEFEATED. Their reign of terror n fear is gradually slipping. That's LIFE for you
SportsRe: So Touching: Goldie's Husband's Tribute to her by phaya(f): 6:12pm On Feb 24, 2013
This is UnBELIEVABLE!!!
Christianity EtcRe: "Pagans Are Responsible For The Draw-backs In Nigeria" by phaya(f): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2013
Religion was meant to be a GUIDLINE to living but unfortunately its now a bedrock to commit EVIL. We all need to change our mindset
Foreign AffairsRe: Oscar Pistorius Granted Bail by phaya(f): 4:14pm On Feb 22, 2013
tefund: it looks like that guy is quilty
Foreign AffairsRe: Oscar Pistorius Granted Bail by phaya(f): 4:13pm On Feb 22, 2013
tefund: it looks like that guy is quilty
And is that why u quoted the whole thinghuh Besides 'Guilty' is 'g' not 'q'
Foreign AffairsRe: Oscar Pistorius Granted Bail by phaya(f): 4:03pm On Feb 22, 2013
You can Run but can't hide forever. The truth will ALWAYS come out
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ghost Caught On CCTV In UK by phaya(f): 7:40pm On Feb 21, 2013
Where is BILLYONAIRE when u need him the most!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Multimillion-dollar Diamond Heist In Brussels by phaya(f): 8:12pm On Feb 19, 2013
Troll: [size=14pt] Shoot! I Thought I Made It!? angry grin
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Excuse My "Stupidity" I'm Just Expressing My "Daily Five Minutes Of Madness" As Suggested By My Psychiatrist Friend In The U.K grin tongue
Are u sure its not more than 5minutes? #justAsking
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by phaya(f): 8:53pm On Feb 10, 2013
The game is slow n dry
EntertainmentRe: Diamond Bank Presents Basketmouth & D’african Kings Of Comedy by phaya(f): 5:40pm On Feb 10, 2013
6pm Nigeria time?? This show should have come after the match as a celebratory one
SportsRe: Overconfidence Will Kill Nigeria - Burkina Faso Fans by phaya(f): 5:36pm On Feb 10, 2013
lapaz6410: i cant wait to experience the mood on nairaland after bf trashes u to kingdom come. for now go ahead and post pics of ur white european looking jesus. i doubt he gives a shit about ur black or bleached azsses
Trust me dude, u can't win this war alone. Just let it be!

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