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seedord247: If you get money try to get 2 bottles of hennesy per day but if you not that financial bouyant you can buy chelsea and mix with coke.


And more also... Dont forget to patronise all these local strumpets... They chargge like 300 per round back then but i dont knos how much they charge now bcus of subsidy.

I bet you.... You will come back and asked for my i.d.

I think u should crack more jokes like this for @op so he can be cheered up!

@laila hope u know cause of ur thread about Jim Iyke +corn that's why he is having a twifight with LINDA IKEJI. Its a case of mistaken identity. Becareful cause some so-called 'celebrities' aint people friendly #I'mJustSaying

swaggrbabe: My frnd had a dream dat her guys ex galfrnd whom born a child for him was cooking somtin and warning her seriously in her dream.she prayed midnite prayers for it. And wen she went to visit her guy nd he went to work in d morn her guys frnd beat her up and tried to rape her but she fought him alone and was victorious. Nw dey frnd was beaten up by ds her guy in return and he kept crying dat he did nt kw wat came over him.

YOUR GBAGUN NOR BE HERE!!!

kensandrea: [size=20pt]NOT IN ALL CASES******** SO GUYS NO GO DREAM WATING U DEY TINK KON DEY TINK SAY NA REVELTION LOL [/size]

What u wrote didn't make any sense

Honestly, am speechless. This is one whole blockbuster movie to me. God save Nigeria!

manny4life: HE can attend church service if it's for celebration such as weddings, birthdays, baptisms, etc BUT his legs and hands are tied that he cannot church service for mourning... FLIMSY EXCUSE.

Now the perfect excuse comes - "I wouldn’t know what to do during the service as a Muslim", like seriously, who asked him to do anything special? Did anyone ask him to preach ?

Exactly! All he had to do was just to show up. Has he gone to visit the bereaved families? Or his religion won't still let him enter a christian home?

Am in exact situation right now! Sometimes its easy to get over but most of times its very very hard. I really don't know what to do

A lot of factors are responsible! When a Nigerian is representing another country they perform excellently BUT when the same people represent Nigeria it becomes another thing else.....SmH. I wonder the image we have shown the world during this olympics

Dhelake: wetin dey do dis EdwinClark man sef .... I tink hez creatin political awareness, so wen ogoni land secedes, he b'coms their president ... Must he reply all statements directed at him .... Old fools

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Yes he must! We have kept quiet for too long now. Its time to speak out with boldness n confidence. If IBB has no hand in this Boko haram saga then he should say so publicly!

Proverbs 22:29 seeth thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men

Mstchewww I don't blame Dangote he obviously took advantage of the Nigeria (jobless)situation! Just imagine! Does he know the effort it took for someone to get Bsc Geez

That is no food they are just designs on the plates :|

I think this is the flag we will start using after GEJ might have changed it on OCT 1. Loool

binger: she doesn't need to

Yeah...u n I know that this union aint gonna last up to that time

acidtalk: I meant for a Nigeria guy not a white man

White, black, red or green as long as u are a GUY u should be able to do it all without complaint.

kitty kat: A nice romantic sms fisrt thing in d morning and last at nite.

A call during lunch hour abt how much I mean to u.

Sitting at d beach in d evening my head on ur shoulder and u telling stories(meaningful or not)

Cooking for me or with me

Cleaning d house together

Shopping together

Dancing at home to our own music

Creating ur own oriGinal special pet names for me.

Thank you kitty you'v said it all!

semid4lyfe: YES. . .he played some great footie towards the latter stages of last season but I'll never use the word brilliant to qualify Mikel as a player. BRILLIANT was Makalele (at Chelsea)



Question is, is Mikel the only player playing this "underrated" position in football?



If other players playing exactly his role score goals, why shouldn't he?



VERY TRUE. . .and I couldn't agree more. In fact, it's what he does best.



[i]FA FA FOUL. . .big lie . Mikel no sabi tackle, intercept & win balls and break down opposing attacks. He's always running after opposing players when they've passed him. He's only good at collecting the ball from the back four, holding on to it & keeping possession and making short passes.

All in all, Lampard is just being a good team mate.

Guy why u con take this thing personal na? Brilliant maybe No but a great player Yes he is! He is ur fellow brother be supportive

Look its not going to be easy at all but try n make ur stand known then prepare for the consequences of being a 'decent man'. She may hate u n wanna do all sorts of wrong towards u be prepared for that. 'Good people' always suffers.

acidtalk: Sounds funny but true.
When you can always get her to do your cooking, dishes, laundary and run errands, why when go and pay a pride price for all to still do the same duties.

There's something called financial education.

Dunno if u are single but will u marry a girl who u don't know if she can cook/clean etc? If ur gf doesn't do any of these u will say she is lazy not a wife material, yes?

Hahahaha Kim will not appreciate this at all!

*sigh* I think he has lost hope.

Billyonaire: GEJ, is my Hero. He will not be deterred from fighting corruption, providing infrastructures, and redirecting Nigeria into the path of success. Then all those insulting Team GEJ, will kneel down and apologize profusely for their past silly behavior. But as good people, we will forgive them. Cos they lack common sense.

O_O Is this a joke?

acidtalk: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Loool abi o

acidtalk: Don't also forget it was almost a taboo for a woman to take or demand any gift from a man she isnt sure of marrying or hasnt married in those days. Men used to beg endlessly for a woman to accept gift from them.

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Now you know we all have missed it. No wonder people are skeptical about MARRIAGE because wat we are 'pose to do as couples we doing it in 'bf/gf'. There is no need for marriage then.

Must every relationship be sex inclined? What's wrong with our thinking in this generation? N we say we are smarter than our parents but most of them married each other without even getting to know themselves yet they are still together today. God help us!

Galaxy Tab

Jumong season 8

Considering the setting of our country, guys are usually scared of intelligent girls n moreover MARRIAGE is the highest peak a woman must attain in life. This is why its easier to find white ladies as programmers than here. Thumbs up silvialuci don't give up on ur dream u are a rare find!

No matter how the world has changed a lot in terms of fashion/dressing, the best is still wearing a good suit for business meetings(u will be taken more seriously). There are some people out there still keeping it real.