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[quote author=Mynd_44]Sounds like an invitation to 190[/quote]So I can mount and turn 360degree on top of him? I think not

[quote author=190-the-clown]do i know u before [/quote]Do u want to know me?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Don't take him serious. He us just playing around[/quote]Okay sir

190: Shut up and how's there deceipt anywhere there

You can make a point without using that/those word(s). Please respect yourself

190: @osama-

sex is my #1 criteria in a woman

If she's not good in sex then why imma marrying her
She should be able 2 comfortably mount me between angles 190-360 degrees
And make me weep profusely in bed - now that's a real Wife

Comfortably mount you? Like a horse right? Please stop deceiving girls. Thank you

Getting Education cannot be overemphasized. The key is to be CONTENTED with whatever little u have. So sorry for your loss. She is in a better place. Though I hope the story is true

Kalemba1: My chest $ shoulder: ping me 236354CB or 08132705347

Cool plastic chair, nice wall

eyenCalabar: Oya nah. Let's get connected.

Lead the way

ueskman: walai to me na OSUN STATE(ILE-IFE)
CAMPUS GATE
OAU. WALAI
GOD SEE ME THROUGH!

Taaaa! U have no taste at all!

eyenCalabar: Cute? Yea I am.
Calabar accent? No I don't have.
But going by ur screen name, hope u won't get me burnt.

Hehehehe don't be scared I like a guy who can handle anything thrown at his way

Billyonaire: Yes, go to the Esuene Sports Stadium for gymnastics on saturdays, then proceed to the public pool at the stadium afterwards, there are swimming kits for sale and rental there, then your saturday night, if you need a natural ambient devoid of loud music, but natural talents with guitars hanging on their necks, a nice natural, village setting outdoor in the nite, I recommend Eme Inn, that's adjacent MCC road, also known for isi ewu, goat head pepper soup, roast chicken, grilled fish and other Calabar delicacies, I had a girl at the compound opposite Eme Inn, I am yet to find a natural beauty as pretty as her in my exploits, natural fair angel, and not the Makari-bleached fair rippers we have in Victoria Island. Sundays are better spent at the cultural Center Complex where there is stage drama, cultural & continental songs and all form of fun. There are lots of bars to hang out around there. Am sure you find some cute guys there, people there are more interested in comfort and complacency than greedy acquisitions like us here in Lagos.

Thank you sir for the tip Fun here I come....

eyenCalabar: I can be of help to take you around places if you care! C'mon baby. Let's go to Tinapa.

First, are u cute?
Second, I don't like Calabar Accent. Do u have?
These are very vital for the tourism

joe02: My prick....because I dey wear condom dey hammar steady and cost moni

*sigh* people like you hardly ever get any girl! #NoOffense

Billyonaire: Okay, Truce. Apologia! To the OP; I prefer Calabar, I schooled at Unical and I loved that place more than my state and I am buying my holiday home there during the Xmas holidays. The gurls at Calabar are natural beauties with conscience. The food are natural delicacies prepared by angelic hands. The Sundays are always fun at the Cultural Center Complex. Saturdays are always awesome at the Esuene Sports Stadium. Its such a peaceful little town with clean air.

Yay! Thank heavens am in Calabar now! Am so going to all these places u mentioned n hopefully catch a cute guy along the way

I knew this would happen. Nigeria too like 'Miss something'. Next Miss subsidy, Miss corruption, Miss boko haram. Smh

[quote author=mrkels]Who are you talking about? Say their names jare! Since you know so much about celebrities, lemme ask this one question...is Uti nwachukwu gayy?[/quote


You have feelings for him??

candieangel12: Everyweek someone posts new pageant pics. How many pageants do they hold in naija self?

I tire o. Miss Ariel, Miss klin, Miss la casera, Miss omo, Miss garri, Miss groundnut, Miss this, Miss that. Na wa

Born 2be Rich: You are not the forth to comment...i wonder why so many confused people dey dis nairaland sef...

Forth? I wonder why many people cannot spell

POLICE CAP: THIS SPACE IS FOR SELL.

THE JOKE IS BETTER THAN YOUR ENGLISH

ITbomb: The more u sleep with different girls the less ur chances of trusting a girl even the nice one are grouped together with the bad

SO ON POINT!!!

xandy84: Na fight, shey you know the somewhere ni? Take am easy on him nah

Hehehehe

[quote author=Anyi.]Just get his info, don't be a hater. He passed on some true talk. Some of those books are crappy[/quote]If I was hating I won't have advised him

a1solution: I MADE MY MONEY WHEN I STOP READIND ALL THIS BOOK, THEY ARE JUST BRAINWASHING PEOPLE TO MAKE MONEY.
I REMEMBER WHEN AFTER READING ONE BOOK I STOP DRINKING PURE WATER COS FOR ME THEN, AFTER READING THE BOOK SACHET WATER AND CHEAP GOODS ARE FOR POOR MEN, SO I ONLY BUY RAGOLIS OR EVA WATER, BUT THINGS GOT WORST BEFORE I ADVISED MYSELF AND REVERSED TO THE OLD WAYS AND LATER HIT IT BIG. SO SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR BETTER THING. READ NEWS SURF THE NET FOR NEW KNOWLEDGE NOT THOSE MOTIVATIONAL BOOK AND ADVICE WHICH IS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE WRITTER AND NOT YOU.

Read books on how to spell and use of puntuation marks

Goshen360: New Living Translation (©2007)
I am shocked that you are turning away so soon from God, who called you to himself through the loving mercy of Christ. You are following a different way that pretends to be the Good News. Galatians 1:6

New Living Translation (©2007)
Don't copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think. Then you will learn to know God's will for you, which is good and pleasing and perfect. Romans 12:2

PREACH IT

Meaningless!!!

netawuf: Peaple of nl pls help share ur experience with me. It's coming up on monday (interview).

Don't write in shorthand when you get there. Its important

yuzedo: YOU DEY MAD! YOU WAN CHOP AWA MONEY BUT YOU NO WAN DROP PUNNY WEY BE OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT SHAY?!

Am betting you don't have 5cents to your broke ass . Unintelligent contribution

Yes Nigerians are obsessed with bad news

ezotik: where did u get this from? christianmingle.com?

Drop the sarcasm its of no use!!

[quote author=kunle.t.ade]Before we knew it now, you will open your own church and start making money but wait until then before you tell them you fairy tale dream[/quote]Gbagun!!!

Am not supporting the murder but its fair to say Jungle Justices balances the System. Watching/hearing it brought about Wake-up Call to everyone! The crime rate is becoming so high and nothing is done about it. In my uni-days cult guys do the same to each other/ innocent people. Look at the ABSU rape incident that happened over a year ago we haven't heard anything about it again. What happened to the 5guys that raped her? Where is the young lady? If that happened to ur sister/gf/wife, won't u take laws in yours hands? Don't be quick to judge others!!!

So much religion So little Love and Compassion. The heart of man is desperately wicked who can understand it