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Nadozie na keeper

Plumptre best game so far

This match needs Desire....Is she not fit

James and her edge of the box shot. She'll soon get one right

Mummyfour:
There are children that would just do things to provoke you, just like some of us did to provoke our parents, some unintentionally though.

Like I have a son whom I love so much, but he can be playful and absent minded at times.

I teach my children to do chores and they really do that without complaining. My youngest son is like the onion slicer whenever food is being cooked. He is fifteen and when his sisters run away from slicing onions, he will always play the role of the super man, even if it means him screaming and slicing the onions and shedding tears while doing so. Sometimes he even runs to the bathroom, wash his eyes and still goes back to continue 🤣🤣

Last week he sliced scent leaves for me, and carefully arranged it in a plate. I carried the bowl of scent leaves and poured straight into the pot of stew without washing it and by the time I realized it, it was already cooking together with my stew.

I called my son to confirm if he washed it and all he could say was "Eeewooo!". He said he thought he washed it. I said how could he have neatly arranged it in a ready to be cooked way without washing and he couldn't answer me. I was angry. Very angry.

He is a diligent boy, always ready to help fix things in the house, but he is the type that will mistakingly pour sugar into a pot of soup, or if you ask him to cook noodles, would use all the pepper in the house and he will end up helping you to eat it, while telling you "sorry o, it wasn't deliberate" ., And probably offer to help cook another one with less pepper or get you something else.(He tries in cooking for his age though)

If you have a child like that or you did that to your parents, let's share our experiences and laugh it out. Every day mustn't be for politics and tribalistic slurs

Mods please push to front page I beg

Growing up, I destroyed things easily.... especially electronic gadgets.

Dialpad:
This program appears boring ... not sure what you guys think .

If many of these guys are really successful as the organizers want us to believe, how can you come waste another 2months+ on something you are not sure of winning AGAIN.

Don't they have businesses they are running?

So kiddwaya is struggling to you

It's called ALL STARS edition, dedicated to past participants. So, don't expect to see a new face and it has nothing to do with their financial status.

abba190:
country hard, men gotta survive

They do come here for the best of our girls but our men always go for their....
I don't know sef

HonNL:
SOURCE

Mr Musk.... What is the name of your platform?

X or Twitter?

Angelfrost:
My Oga... What Haaland could not do, second rated Palmer has done it.

Super sub!

For a minute, I thought Arsenal had this one in the bag.

Same way he didn't score in last season's community shield but ended the season as the highest goal scorer

Acekidc4:
So Na Yoruba Man be the Foreign Minister of Benin Republic 🤔 Good 🤗

Benin republic is an extension of yorubaland ....same way Niger republic is an extension of Northern Nigeria

MiddleDimension:
the difference is you calling a legal and formal social arrangement in a way that has derogatory connotation.

Legalisation is relative.
What is legal in your culture n religion is illegal elsewhere

MiddleDimension:
It is not the same!

What's the difference

Amarisco:
This is the bottom line.

If you know polygamy is your way, then be real from the jump so the woman isn’t being tricked into falsehood.

And money or not, sleeping around like a dog isn’t the same as having multiple wedded wives*.

Let’s BFFR.

It's the same, it's called MULTIPLE SEX PARTNERS.

Human introduces law to make one legal and the other illegal

Shokoloko:
Nigeria will not war with Niger.
Nigeria is only pretending to want to war with Niger.
The president cannot betray those who gave him power.
The noise making is just strategy.

Niger is an extension of Northern Nigeria....more like the 37th state.

oluwaseyi0:
100M ? from someone that have no other 'personal' engagement from been a pastor

Ignorance
He's into other businesses

Operating under the Believers' LoveWorld umbrella, the Edo-born pastor's mega-business interests span publishing, broadcasting, entertainment, hospitality, real estate as well as banking

Acekidc4:
Agba Baller will shock England. Win it for us Baby girl 🤗🤗

She should improve on her finishing. Her missed chances in the last game is the reason we are playing England tomorrow .

With Nigeria's style of play, strikers won't get many chances per game. So, she should work on converting her half/few chances

Pwettylinda:
We learn everyday.
Science students and civil engineers why is this road designed like this in the middle of the forest?

Is it for cars to pack and for passengers to pee?

For emergency stop over without obstructing the flow of traffic .

Soundminded:
Good day my friends
Please advise me, I recently got a government teaching slot in a primary school, where I would probably earn 70k for a start ,but where I work presently in a private school where I teach government I earn 100k as basic salary and private lessons give me 40k monthly

Should I quit the private school for a government school? For job security

Stay with the private, it keeps you on your toes unlike teaching in government school that gives room for complacency

Tohsynetita1:
Area of big minus area of small is the answer. Area of circle is pie radius square.

You can do better

9182736455O1999:
Where is the radius/diameter

The intersection of the horizontal and vertical line is the center of the big circle while the point to its left is the centre of the small circle

peretei2024:
My fellow Nairalanders,

Tell me why I must forgive my daddy and my Late Mummy.

I was 4years while my elder Sister was 6years when my daddy and my Mummy had a serious misunderstanding, so few weeks later, my daddy was transferred to Kaduna from Lagos being a Solder ( who knows I he was the on that requested for that).

On one fateful day, my Mummy went to the market to buy some stuffs in the Market, then here com my Daddy's younger Sister( Aunt) with a vehicle. She forced I and my elder Sister to the vehicle and moved is straight to my Daddy's village in Ondo State. We cried, cried ,
and cried but our tears couldn't saved us.

Finally we landed in a village where there is no light, no hospitals, no good schools, in the hand of strange people we don't know.

Remember I said we were moved when I was 4years. Now at 5years in the village, daddy never visited, mummy never visited, so I had to start tapping Palmwine just to raise money to start my Primary school in the village. After a year or so, I was able to get some money to pay for my Primary school. I decided that I can't continue with this Palmwine tapping at this year, so I work hard and raise some money to start selling bottles of kerosene to sponsor myself from Primary to Secondary school.

When I was in JSS3 , my Elder Sister got pregnant for a guy out of frustration and betrayal from the path of our Parents who abandoned us for years. Our Uncle in the village who never care about us , informed my daddy that his daughter is pregnant for a guy ooh, then my daddy said the guy must marry her . Finally the guy agreed, then my daddy who never visited us for over 15years came down to the village because of the money he will collect.

After marriage rites, I was taken to Lagos by my elder brother.

Note: my Mummy whom I never see for over 15years knicked me out of the house after spending just 1week with her in the house. Her complain was that I believe like a bush boy.

My elder Sister is still married to the guy in the village and she can't even express herself in English, and this is a lady that was born here in Lagos.

Tell me how I will forgive them after going through hell because of selfish Parents.

My mummy died 4years ago but I didn't even know where her grave is because we were never in good terms and till tomorrow, I will not forgive her not even my daddy.

You better forgive yourself. Your unforgiveness is of no use to the dead.

Calculate the area of the green region if the intersection of the horizontal and vertical line is the centre of the big circle while the point to its left is the centre of the small circle

ManWater:
Thanks.

You're welcome.

These days on NL, it's difficult to know those who are genuinely seeking for answers to questions and those that are just here to argue.

Maynman:
I understand your own predicament too.

Go back to your logic and understand it again.

No be fight. Alright you don win. Let my mentions breathe

Maynman:
Go back to your previous statement, and understand the logic you are using.

I don’t think you understand what you are saying, you just regurgitating what you’ve been told.

Maybe a third party is needed to break it down for you. Sometimes it's difficult to accept what you don't understand. I understand your predicament

Lacox:
Femi gbenu e soun! Gbeborun alainitiju nairaland oshi..
So You sabi Bible like this and yet you dey snitch around for nairaland upandan just for poor local dirty recognition. Agbaya elepon blue oshi
Nairaland will only use and dump you at last, go ask LaLa
dirty poor Christian hypocrite

Your sins are forgiven

Maynman:
Account of what?

Go back to our previous discussion. If you pay attention to details, you will find the answer

Maynman:
So his death is of no use, it’s the access?

Without his death n resurrection, no account exist in the first place

Maynman:
How did i know it’s in my account if I can’t access my account?
And also is it the same person that gave me the money that will still give me access to my account?

Which kind logic be this

Read and comprehend.

He opened the account for you while you are yet a sinner, you need Him to access the account

Maynman:
How is it in my account if I can’t access my account?

Read what you wrote again....this time slowly and ask yourself if it's not possible

[quote author= post=124914859]Which One Be Ogbanje Church In Anambra?

Don't Forget, Bring This News oooo[/quote]Another scam

Maynman:
Access him for what if he already died for ALL?

Access Him to enjoy the benefit

Maynman:
Access him for what if he already died for ALL?

If I give you money but its in your account, without access to your bank account you wont be able to spend it.

That's how it works in the spiritual realm