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Wizardslayer:
Joke I must say. I thought the deadline they gave has expired.

He should go ahead and invade Niger republic, if they born him well.

France is doing that already. They didn't wait for ECOWAS

remi4ever:
I drive an accord type 6 2006. 4 cycl.

This Monday I bought a fuel worth 10k, about 16ltrs, after driving about 25km while the reserve light was on, thus, I've eaten deep into the reserve.

I have driven to the office thrice and now on my odometer, I have a reading of 47miles when my reserve light came on.

If I calculate by this, it means I have done 75.6km, there are no heavy traffic on my route, so IMO this is a very high mileage.

I'm pretty sure the car will still take me back home and back to the office again which is a total of 38km, My car is on an open loop system.

My question is, do you calculate your fuel consumption like this or you do your maths when your tank is completely empty?

You only need distance traveled divided by litres of fuel used.

That will give you x litres per km or miles. With that, you can calculate the liters of fuel required if you know the length of the journey.

E g if my car uses 2litres per km.

And Lagos to Ibadan is 100km

So, I should be traveling with at least 2*100 = 200 litres of fuel

incandescentena:

Empty the tank

how

IconicR:
What would you have him say in defense? Nigerians are naturally toxic to the elites. Even you sef is corrupt irrespective of whatever you are currently doing, I'm not supporting him but let's not be tying our wrapper one side, let's be saying things as it is. If you are up there you'll do worse. May God help the president to rescue Nigeria and may He guide our leaders right.

You are just struggling trying to defend him.

Typical Nigerian, sees Mr A's corruption as a license to be corrupt

inoki247:
Lol the match go be like Four Post....

Apart from Akwa Ibom Stadium all other Stadium na for Monkey Post....

Except we want to co-host. Nigeria can't singlehandedly host a tournament

IconicR:
He has a point which I can't deny but hope it's only his skits that's fetching him all the money and luxurious lifestyle and not some shady things most comedians and skit makers do behind closed doors. I hope this is not a case of pot calling kettle black.

If only you know what he got from Elon musk few days ago. That's Twitter alone.

You don't want to know how much he's making from other social media app like insta, Facebook

Mercy2006:
I don't know why our girls must always rely on rich men to make something out of their lives.
And the way they flaunt their shamelessness is something else.
Imagine a so called educated girl with amazing potentials o!

She is a leech

IconicR:
Mummies of the house

Awon agbaya meji

bestman09:
The man was probably taking much drugs than his body could assimilate.

Real killers let action do the talking

Exactly, nobody saw 9/11 coming.

That man is probably suffering from mental disorder

When president Kennedy was assassinated, it was done without noise

sacajawea:
https://www.nairaland.com/7795243/pay-get-dream-job


Looking at this thread, it made me thinking of something and ask the question?
Had this been the norm since the eighties or 90's? Or it became a standardised norm in the 2000s with Obasanjo's democracy coming

It has always been with us. Just that in those days, no monetary exchange. It used to be more of gift or exchange for another favour

rightopdeep:
All my child's Subjects result was held ,They gave a reason : That Biology paper 2 Essay ,Candidates copied each other One Another .

Infact I was shocked because my son is very very good in biology ,right from His Jss1 till Ss3 he does not scores below 70 ,I do access him myself ,If it were to be another Subjects I won't be bordered but Biology ,It's Quite Surprising .

I need an Advise Please .

Is there any hope ,I read that a Complaints can be Lodged ,Has anyone be successful with this ?

So, whose result did you attach to this thread or what is the link between the attach pic and your son's predicament

AdiNike:
PLEASE YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED.

I have experienced outbreaks of this kind the third time in the space of 5months. At first, it was like 3 appearing on my penis cap, the next day after a rough sex but i don't even know when it burst open and dried up because they were smaller in size compared to the outbreak in the picture and then later, a single one pops out twice which i burst open myself and they dried up leaving a tiny scar.

I thought it was all over until this recent outbreak. It doesn't itch or cause any pain and most times, I don't even remember it till i have to urinate.

I had unprotected sex 2 days before the last outbreak and noticed i urinated a reddish color urine and i used antibiotics and did not feel it again until the outbreak showed up.

NB: I haven't met the last person i had the unprotected sex with when i first experienced the first outbreak and both times were unprotected sex.

Could this be Herpes?

If this is Herpes, what are the medications I can start using?

I just got married and my Wife is pregnant.

The attached pic has nothing to do with your condition though

Ehinjuola:
My husband is not the same man I fell in love with.

My husband changed totally after wedding day, in fact, it started on the wedding night and its giving me a lot of concern.

It's not that he is not talking to me or we are fighting, but he is not the cheerful happy person anymore.

After months of trying to get what the problem is, he finally opened up to me and I don't know what my fault is, I think he is overreacting.

My husband works in an insurance company and he is just a junior staff, he earns 150k per month, so he is not doing that bad.

When we wanted to get married, my dad wrote the wedding list and everything he would bring, when he saw them, he fumed that they were too much and they should reduce it but my dad insisted that he won't collect it twice, I also told him if he really loves me, he would provide them, he could get help from his family too, it is called bride price and other things, and it is once.

We had little issue then but he later resolved it.

He brought everything they ask him for

During the wedding, my parents told him to buy a cow, rent a hall and decorate it then they'll take care of other things. He said he didn't have money for a big hall and he would prefer a field ground but my dad insisted that rain could disrupt things and he has many people coming.

That almost cause issues too, I had to support him with 50k to get the hall because I know who my dad is, he won't back out.

I didn't know how he did it, he took the hall and designed it, he bought cow too.

His family brought food and everything went fine and that was it.

I don't know what was keeping him moody until he spoke up.

He said I couldn't fight for him, I was there supporting my parents and watch them extorting him, did I even know he had to collect loan to pay for those things?

I got angry because he used the word 'extorting'.

He was the one that wanted to have my hand in marriage and if he cherish me, he should do all they wanted since he is not paying twice.

After I said this, he stopped talking in the house, he comes home, eat and go to bed.

I tried talking to him but he would listen but not talk, he is cold to himself and prefer his privacy.

Have I said something wrong?

I don't like whats happening. My marriage is too young to be going through all these.

I am tired, I don't know what to do.

You dey do strong head instead of you to apologize to him on behalf of your family.

You kept repeating "he's not paying twice" ...so even if he robbed a bank to do all that in the name of wedding, your father care less about the source of the money. It shows how your family placed value on monetary and show off things than peaceful home.

Now, friends and family have gone back to wherever they came from after the wedding but there is no peace in your home. You better continue to beg him and drop that annoying phrase "He paid only once"

DenreleDave:
This is a billion dollars question in my mind. It is now a norm for single ladies to compete with a married woman for her husband. They know the man is married with or without kids but our single ladies see it as a normal thing and the society has also ignorantly or unconsciously accepted it as a norm.

This makes me think again that a man doesn't instigate cheating on his wife, he is only tempted by another lady who is greedy jealous and envious about her fellow woman that is married to a man. Yes, men don't have the intention to cheat, we are only enticed by the greedy single ladies whose intention is to frustrate their fellow ladies and to fulfil their greedy needs.

Single men rarely mess with a married woman because when the society finds out, it will bring a heavy backlash on the married woman, the society won't stop reminding her that she cheated on her husband with a single guy but the society normalized a single lady for sleeping with a married man.

Many guys are still single because the single ladies are busy devicing how to get a married man on her bed to fulfil her greed. Many of we single guys are stranded because we can't approach married women as we respect the sanctity and vow of their marriage


My question is; Why do single ladies love to sleep with married men?

No string attached

Financial needs settled without long story

IboHausaYoruba:
Come home to your fatherland. Plumptre did it and she's well pleased. Come to where you're appreciated, where no one will refer to you as a black monkey. Yoruba girls everywhere.

This one will tear dressing room apart if dem no pay her. She get short temper. She's the Balotelli of basketball

naptu2:
That's what annoys me the most. They have a lot of products/brands that they can leverage on, but they are always relying on government or FIFA money.

Exactly, whatever FIFA is given them should be an addendum

Josh na clown

They finally got the joke at his third appearance

wittywriter:
@Least you admit there's a storm....= problem.


Wittyness

Just to pay them....e dey blow grammar. Always relying on FIFA money, no plan to pay them

BOSSkesh:
Shame on nff
Amaju pinnick should be arrested and interrogated for the massive fraud going on in the NFF since he became the chairman
What is wrong with that man

He is no longer in charge

Odewaleadesoye:
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[font=Georgia]LIKE for His Excellency, Late Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, GCFR (2007 - 2010):

Nonsense, lack of transparency his government. He didn't handover to his VP even at the point of death. That's not something you should be proud of

gidgiddy:
Funny, I have never seen a Yoruba man curse Babangida for annulling the 1993 elections

I have never seen a Yoruba man curse Abacha for arresting and detaining Abiola to the point of death

Had either Babangida or Abacha been Igbo, we no for hear word from then till now and forever

you must be living in a cave

greatiyk4u:
Atiku the unifier that couldn't unify his party

Unifier turned falsifier on Twitter

WeirdAlien:
No. Not on tourist visa.

If you want to Japa make sure your Visa gives you work authorization, except you're going for studies.
E get why.

Tourist visa for 5yrs ke

Innobee99:
Even without payment?

Yes. Cos if you eventually pay late, WAEC cannot go back and conduct the exam for you alone . Same policy is at work even in higher institutions, you won't have results or your certificate won't be released to you

talented321:
Without polygamy many women will not marry'' even now sef single women and single mothers don cover everywhere.
Truth about the matter is monogamy can't work in nigeria and many men who live with one woman has many side chicks'' unlike a man who is married with two or three wives and don't have side chicken.

Polygamy or not....Those that will be promiscuous will be and those that will remain single will be.

Let people be. Polygamy breathe hatred and disunity more when compared to monogamy

scoobyblogspot:
My ex was having some issues with me cause of my addiction to alcohol and a lot of times I misbehave then, although I have changed now that I am married.

Well, she asked us to take a break from the relationship which I refused and she said she has made up her mind already, I pleaded but she refused so i respected her decision but I kept calling her and chatting with her so we don’t go far from each other. The feeling was fading as contact wasn't regular anymore.

Let me caught the long story short

I found someone else, now my wife and she is so understanding and caring towards me, when she got to know this, she hated me and called me all sort of names and wept via chat that is it because she asked for a break just to test me that I broke her heart and she also didnt give me S**?. Don’t judge me yet, I found some missed calls from a guy who kept calling her by 12am on video call at night and sent her gifts upon gift, even took her out secretly. I missed her anyways and I know she misses me too, we have both moved on but I can’t stop thinking about her months after our break up.

Stop contacting her
Start by deleting her number and block her on all social media handles

Destroy anything in your possession that will make you remember her like picture, gifts etc

3. Channel all the love and attention to your wify. Create future memories with her by going to movies, sight seeing and other wonderful moments

In no time, you should be fine. Except jazz is involved

Now that AU is involve, hope Niger will listen

FOOTSOLDIER2:
What I see is a tall thick Caucasian for better doking

m hiding behind f

illicit:
No post graduate job experience

How will he get the experience if he's not given an opportunity