If this guy (masquerade) didnt do anything bad to warrant all these punishments, then its saddening using your 'earthly power' to treat ur neighbor this way!!!

But if he messed up...he should have given extra plate of gbas-gbos

These Pentecostal churches pastors will attend white garment churches for years...then form a business centre and start condemning their sources...yet they sneak out at nights to visit the same white garment churches...thithes and prosperity churches...wiv Jets and security personnels...even Pastor Kumuyi invited Rev. Oshoffa to preach at his church!!!
He knows what's up!!!
All des ones no get brainz!!!

Wawelexy:



See ya mouth like hold the snake as rope.... The snake will watch him hold it like a rope abi?


Dude should just wait till the tree finally breaks up, maybe the splashing of water by the tree can scare off the Crocs, and since the snake went with the tree into the water, the Crocs might just opt for the snake and starts fighting, then dude can have enough time to swim to the other end of the river to avoid the lion since it couldn't swim....

Psalm 23 could just rescue him, who knows....

Lions swim!!!

shuttox:
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Tinubu slaves knew that the election was rigged massively
But this is Nigeria..they will surely protect their master

Obidient slaves like u can't even read and comprehend properly...did Tinubu win in any of the states mentioned above? So how can someone rig and lose?
Pls go and receive common sense!

dyera:
Tinubu has not been sworn in he has already scammed Nigerians.

He said if he wins they will continue to use their old notes.

But he did not even mention the old notes in his speech.

Since Tinubu got the position through criminal means, don't expect sincerity from him.

He hasn't been sworn in...take a chill pill

That's exactly why u ain't married yet...keep waiting to see for another eight years...monitoring spirit!

meobizy:
Let’s see if he’ll have the same sentiment eight years from now.

gidgiddy:


You should be more concerned with what would happen to the woman if the board she is standing on gives way

If this person isn't concerned about whatever your reason is to comment, do u think he/she would have boteherd asking about the location? Receive sense...even if it's d common one!

EdwardRandy:
This must be Lagos, na their way.. And lest I forget the driver must be a Yoruba man, na their lifestyle.

Ur mumu no get part two...receive sense by fire!!!

ChiefAzubuike:
That woman is damned for life . How can you allow another man who isn't your husband see the shape length and depth of your Netherlands.

Fool Fooler Foolest!!!
Y are u so brainless

Groovenaija360:
God pls save this woman from the evil hands of Yoruba yahoo ritualists.

Skull miners......

Village idiot like u...her phone got switched off at kogi state...is it only Yoruba guys dat are into yahoo?

nanizle:
Attack the message not the messenger!

Someone should tell this young lady that those pictures are an expression of artistic significance

And you will really want (in a realistic way) to wake up just to see ur dad's pix in this manner...stop forming grammar and grow sense!

Kobicove:
Instead of this idiot to release a song with sensible lyrics and not organised noise he's here bashing someone who's ahead of him by any standard of measure!

And you are here wasting ur MB bashing someone who is also way ahead of you and your silly opinion by any 'standard of measure'

March indeed...smh

vtcomdegov:
How They Manage Know Dat She Is De Best In Nigeria

If Is 4 Sure Do She No What Is Plato Efficiency In Public Finance

OYA SEE SHE NO NO
WHY UNA SAY NA SHE BE BEST

MAKE UNA COME MY SCHOOL UNA GO SEE PEOPLE WEY BE GURU

Even wiv dis ur grammar...it's obvious u av so many gurus in ur school...u r a typical example! SMH

Obijulius:
Five paragraphs wasted to sanctify the marriage of a man and his fourth wife.

And The writer had the guts to publish this junk. Wonders shall never end. I heard things are bad in Nigeria I never knew it was so bad that common sense is now scarce.

Writer please receive sense IJN.

U r d one who needs to receive a brain instead...som polygamous marriages av mor peace dan monogamous ones and vice versa...iPhone souvenirs is one of d reasons u r goin tru recession...idiot!

Na wetin person lyk to dey chop mostly dey kill am...headmaster...u don chop Plaza snail...#quickrecovery

u r d one who shld rather go for tutorials...d post is funny to me and I guess some oda pole feel d same way! Na u knw wetin dey get u so worked-up! Hian!!!

raphealolami:
Mtchewwww, I was trying to force the laugh but I couldn't see what will make me laugh in the entire post.
You need to go for more tutorial @OP

quote author=ALAYORMII post=49106095]You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow

Thank God for this!!!!

dis jez made my day...i cldnt jez stop mysef frm laffin out loud...despite aw late it is tonyt!

Arrangee...nao so easy to stop governor for naija just jez cos una b pikin abi na pikins?

Dos kids r buttie tho!

Haba...Let's be realistic nao...N1,500 for a whole month and still manages to save N500...in this 'not so friendly economy' it's not possible!

No. 8 tho! Lmao!!!

tropaz:
Should I stop? Am I the only one awake??

Continue...no be only u waka com! (mama peace voice)

Slickest:
The "" is a clue to a hidden treasure...


Did u ever ask urslf why "ANGER" and "DANGER" are not pronounced the same way? Its this same D.

U think D'banj just chose a name for himslf, its the D factor, he found the treasure. U think GOD chose D to complete his 3 letter name out of 26 letters?
What is this worl"" without a D...infact what is nairalan"" without a D?
Ur nobo""y without a D.

lmao...dope!

Ur comment wldnt av ben Dope if not because of d same D!

d D effect/factor!!!

CollinsWeGlobe:
What happens is this: when you shorten "refrigerator" to the one-syllable "fridge" you move the "g" from the beginning of a syllable (re-fri-ger...) to the END of one.

In English, g is often "soft" (sounding like "j" at the beginning of a syllable, before e, i or y (germ, "giraffe, gyrate).

But at the END of a syllable/word it doesn't quite work that way. G all by itself at the end is always treated as "hard" --as in rig, bag...

OR when you DO find a "soft g" sound closing a word it is followed by e, AND the preceding vowel is LONG. For example: age, page, etc.

So, by English spelling conventions, "frig" would rhyme with "rig" and "frige" would rhyme with "OBLIGE"

The way English usually solves this problem -- when there is a g at the end of a syllable/word after a SHORT vowel, you write in the "d" --to represent a sound which is already actually part of the 'soft g sound'. There are many examples of this: badge, ridge, ledge, lodge, budge

(If the adding of a D seems odd, notice that j/soft g is actually not one sound, but a combination of two: d + 'zh'; a related sound, only not using the voice is the combination t + sh, which we commonly represent with "ch". 'zh', if it looks odd, is simply the "voiced" version of "sh". It is the sound made by the Z in "azure"

Actually, I believe the REAL problem here stems from the different ORIGINS of two sets of words. The words ending with "-dge" are generally of Old English lineage, whereas the final (-ge) are from Latin, mostly through French. So although "refrigerator" comes from a Latin word, "fridge" accomodates itself to the common pattern used for the 'original English' forms.

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what is dis one sayin? na project u dey do ni?

CACAWA:
[size=18pt]simple question.

Fridge was a English sentence made from a before language which were not yet confirmed as talking thing before Lord Luggard comes to send mungo-park to check where River Niger starts.

Are you getting my point now bros?
You can phoning me for better explanations I don't like to blowing big grammar inside the Internet.


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lolz...end time answer!

bongolistik:
Even if the money were in 100 Dollar bills, it will still not be up to 1 trillion Naira.

Since we said that the money is just One hundred million Naira in N500 Notes to get the number of individual pieces is just to divide N100, 000,000 by 500 and that will give you 200,000 pieces.

Now assuming these 200,000 pieces were in 100 Dollar bills, then multiply the 200,000 by 100 Dollars to get the total money in dollar currency.

When you do that you have $20,000,000 (twenty million dollars

Now covert $20,000,000 to Naira, we have to multiply by the current rate of dollar to Naira, which we will just take as N300 to a dollar.

So multiplying $20,000,000 by N300 will give you N6, 000,000,000 (6 billion Naira) and it is still nowhere near One trillion Naira.

So my brothers and sisters One trillion Naira nobi beans

Wat is dis one saying? Ova-sabi! Wat has dollars gotten to do wiv dis issue...no b only dollars, na pounds!

Each bundle is 500k, N500 notes packed in a hundred in ten places makes a bundle! So if u wana calculate, dnt b mistaken!

Mynd44:
I trillion? Thats less than 500 million assuming it is all in 500s

as if u av spiritually counted d money tru dis pix oedy! wat r ur parameters for deciding dat it's less dan 500million?

Mynd44:
I trillion? Thats less than 500 million assuming it is all in 500s

as if u av spiritually counted d money tru dis pix oedy! wat r ur parameters for deciding dat it's less dan 500million?

I accompanied my lil cousin to camp village cos I av a beta understanding of aw tinz r done dre. He wanted to get 2 Q5s and I tuk him to d rite shop to get dem. On our way to withdraw from d Atm, a guy flashd m a Q10 and afta negotiations, we agreed to pay 30k (then, used Q10 was arnd 50k) so I tot it was a gud deal.

So d guy also followed us to the Atm. I withdrew d money and handed it ova to him and collected d fone, inserted my sim n was vry hapi. Only for anoda random guy to approach m dat am one of dos who buy stolen fones and he was very serious...lolx...didn't knw dats d setup!

D guy I bot the fone from immediately returned my money and demanded for the fone so I obliged.

I was so terrified that I didn't even count the money, I jez kept it cos d oda guy kept accusing me of buying stolen fones. Minwhyl, my lil cousin was wiv m all tru!

D guy wiv the fone took off and asked me to do the same! Lolx

I got to a place and it dawned on me that I must av ben duped!

I brought out the money only to find out the guy folded just N1000 note around a bundle of N10s n N5s...lyk WTF!!!

He made away wiv 29k out of 30k I gav him!!!

Com n see d way I was spraying the stupid money lyk E-money's spraying machine!!!

Rexhenrex:
lmao...when you test akure weed for the first time...btw the mouth of that shoe could pass for a sword!

The mouth? I neva knew shoes av mouths tho!

blkmum700:
Rubbish E-money na God,Oya go use the picture collect money for Bank tomorrow.

Y u dey vex...is it ur money he sprays around? Wetin com cause d beef? Haba!