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Ami

nothin dey happen!

now, he's happy

dani1luv, we're treating innocent.

the mugus do run they no wan make we ban them

see this jampacked poster oh

jampacked indeed

Unique Hausa Girl. lol

na wa o. . . NL dey fall person hand bad bad

make I go offline before dem go spoil my nite

Eya! Sorry, you hear? NO worry i go help you get teissys, she's fragile you know. 

Phemour Pls dont try anything stupid oh

they no fit undstnd naaaaa   

Sarauniya, ke dan wani gari ne?

Who dey fyt becoz of me? I no dey lyk am one bit. . .

NO! i only try to vengeance.  

don't mind the gold digger

you wan burn  

I wan go & sleep. D rain don become too much

Drm of me  

Watch it! You talking to a Mod

Leave the mugu, he wan mak i ban him  

see mod dey form

Wont you if you were?

Ben what you dont knw is that Phemour is a mod,

If you doubt me.  go to the Education Section

leave him, he go soon learn.  

see threatening sha

 

nothin dey happen!

Who tell you so?

Trouble is brewing for Nland

thats why i cant allow you to go fot nigglers  

Lies! not when you are at Offa working on OBJ's farm

if say na dat one he dey do self e for beta

You wan get banned abi?

I still dey around o. . .and who da heck is this phemi chasing around here

you wan fight? teissys is for me n me alone

YOU THIS  teissys, i say make we do am when there was nobody you bag off.  

Should i come very early tommorow?

Wait, make I go and ask for mama's permission. Be ryt bak

an waiting, am  . . . . . . . . . .  OFPFDAAS

my mama will no everyting, she go peruse me lyk book for every wia

pls naaaaaaaaa

Do wetin? Noooo, I no wan do anytin. My mama told me not do sumtings

mama wont know naaaaaaaaaa  

teissys, lets just do it now! its me and you

Attention!!!

2009/2010 JAMB Cutoff Mark is 180
http://www.nuc.edu.ng/nucsite/File/Monday%20Bulletin/1%20June%202009b.pdf

yankee boy 

Sup

Check Dailytrust News Papper (15 June, 2009) for UNIMAID Post UME Schedule.

We cant continue to have same Post UME Questions everyday minute, all Post UME Question, Information, Advice, should be posted here.

Below are the links to Already Posted Post UME threads

To All Oau 2009/2010 Post Ume Candidate
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284291.0.html

Unilorin Post Ume 2009/2010
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-269126.0.html

When Is Delsu Abraka Having Their Post Ume?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-281300.0.html

Futminna Post Ume
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284435.0.html

Post Ume 2009/2010 Of Oau
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-277101.0.html

Federal University Of Technology Owerri Post UME Is Out
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284452.0.html

Is Unad Post Ume Out?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284347.0.html

Help Me With Kogi State University 2009 PUME Info!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-283865.0.html

What Is The Cutoff Mark Of Unical Post Ume
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284281.0.html

2009 Futo Post Ume Scratch Cards Now On Sale!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284352.0.html

Abu Post Ume Is Out.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284453.0.html

Anybody Know How To Register For Kogi State University PUME?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284519.0.html

Futminna Student, Jambites With Info. Pls
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-283352.0.html

Oau Post Ume Scratch Card
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284179.0.html

Just For Unn Prospective Students
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-261427.0.html

Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba-akoko, Ondo State Post Ume Date Is Out
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-150478.0.html

Info on Unilag PUME Needed!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284652.0.html

Absu Post Ume Card
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284666.0.html

Federal University Of Technology, Owerri (futo) Post UME status
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-277753.0.html

Futa 2009/2010 Post Ume Is Out At Last
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284683.0.html

My Admission Into Ui This Year
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284488.0.html

Unijos Post-ume
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284707.0.html

Post Ume Date/info
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284709.0.html

Lautech Post Ume Form Is Out
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284382.0.html

No Post Ume 4 A.t.b.u This 2009
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;msg=4037984;topic=284836.0;sesc=d7693ba654cc03116b84f67e14dfe3d3

How To Pass Unilag Post Ume With Ease
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284368.0.html

Unn Post-ume
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284745.0.html

I Need Information On University Of Abuja Post Ume For 2009
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-284638.0.html

Futa 2009/2010 Post Ume
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-276577.0.html

Bear with me!

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it. When the next child arrived, the minister appealed and again the congregation approved the increase.

Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the minister.

Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an Act of God!" An older man in the back stood and shouted back "So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"

hi peeps  

big lie

Alumni Teissys i hail ooooo

*Shentz*


Would *Shentz* luv to be F**kd by me?

Who and what do my ancestors look like?

They have two heads, one hand, and one leg

Who the hell is Romade anyway. Tsewww. .

i knew you wont tire

Teissys! Teissys! Teissys! Find a nice place to rest like my shoulder

and you saying you re afraid of small sylve

so you wan mak i nak romade hammer for head.

and him no dey fear me

i fear you oooooo