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Ent3rpreneur:
This happened to me on February or March.
I put it in rice overnight but the damage was irreparable.
At the end of the day, the torchlight decides when it will obey my command, the fingerprint no dey work again and it partially affected the camera lens and some nuts got rusted.
This was after i took it to Old Park o.

.....sorry...Buh my phone currently is in a sorry state even after repairing it
Though I repaired it at gariki

Scot1255:
well its your life. A girl actually did it for me once. I collected her number. N I fvcked her d following day. It depends on f circumstance. Some girls play along too. If I see a girl is adjusting for me in such situation, I pack well immediately

..cos she want to be bleeped
U grab?
I don't take shit....that's by d way

Thazard:
Come and get my new Redmi 8a for 44k.

...moni no dey

PrinxArthur1:
u talk like somebody from unn

..yah

Exc2000:
if I hear say I no shout my own back wey we go both enter Instablog9ja

as much as I don't do such, I doubt any foolish lady would be bold enough to slap me or embarrass me should there be a casual contact,

.

....until we jam on that platform....
Even ur follow guys there go yap u

geezynoni:
You should have hit him with the candle plate on your head.

..lol....I don't mind removing my shoes to slap him with d sole

Obas101:
All these church girls sef

...gbos gbas!
What ever

queenblog:
popular instagram shares this photos of her showing her full boobs with this interesting caption

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..wait until she removes the damn singlet....it will be " singing my head my shoulder my knee my toe all belong to Jesus

Criptofxt10:
oy a clap for yourself, you embarrassed person you done achieve great things

....am proud of it

SultanOfAbia:
Simple Question
If it was Idris Elba or Will Smith or Leonardo DiCaprio that did that to you.
Would you have reacted the same way??

..yes...
I feel insulted..... Any person that does that whether celebrity or not does nor av a single respect for himself

SultanOfAbia:
This morning I went to first bank to deposit, there was this thick chubby sexy chick that was infront of me..
There was issue about people taking other people's spot on the line so everyone stayed tight and close to each other to prevent such. That's how this girl just use her thick ass push my prick area while the queue started getting tighter.

Omo!!! I Smushed like crazy and the weird part is that she didn't react!!
I tried so hard to control the boner.
Either she knew what was happening or she was playing naive??
At one point, it felt like she was adjusting her skirt I come fear say she go expose me but no!!! She still in the line pushing back and forth and her ass just touching my prick if not for God I for embarrass myself.

Do ladies feel when a guy boner is touching their ass when they stand in a queue?

..this has happened to me at one ATM inside my school...
I screamed at d young man to back out....like I yelled at him
I made sure I embarrassed him......he was so ashamed of himself that day.......
I hate that thing with passion

....hahahaha
More like taking coke n okpa.....
She is trying to spice up sth.....
Could it be that she is a chief priestesses.... Native doctor?...ahhh! Is she from Edo....I come in peace,, lol...... Hmmmmm....this kind fetish

Leezah:
Let's Shake Tables This Morning.

Question:

Why are you Still Single?

What makes you feel or think you are not ready for a "Walk the Aeil Commitment?

If a guy gets close to you and from the get go tells you straight up that his intent is "I Do".....Considering his present "Not so stable" status....

1. Will you sincerely take him seriously?

2. Will you get a bit uncomfortable and rather ask that you guys remain friends for now (so you can be sure)?

3.Will you see him as being desperate especially if he doesn't physically appear as your "Ideal type of Man"?




Guys.....You ask a Lady out and she tells u straight ups....I deals either we are dating to get married in a year's time or forget it...

1. What will be your initial reaction knowing your level of readiness at the time and your projection in a year's time?  Will you still commit or ask for a bit more time to be sure?

2. Will you perceive her as being "Desperate" ?

3. Will you still go ahead bearing in mind that you yet barely know her through and through and take a leap on faith believing for the very best as you step off the cliff?


#LetsTalk

...4 legs still intact.....
Nothing new here... More of an interview....
Is gud though

Some men are sc**m

ZINIBANKS:
Mark my words you will remember I said it
You will later marry a virgin
God use to compensate people like you
Talking from past events that happened

..lol
Romance prophet

That's an attack...this life is more spiritual than physical......
He need to up his prayer life

Jesus!!!!
Ahhhh
So scary...guy u get mind oo

Eye opener

Hmmm

EmmaOgbu:
Haaaa. Uncompleted building #7bn.
That should be an auditorium...

..even auditorium no reach
Like 7 fucking billion.... I fear ooo
He dey buy stadium?

U can help...but not to fully sponsor
Most times the end result is not always funny

PrinxArthur1:
I can only sponsors Masters

..lol one year

Rarefayol:
Bro I understand you're deeply in love with her, but you should understand what you're up against. You should think about ahead. How long would you continue to tolerate such anger issue.

You probably feel you have gone too far with her and you can't turn back again, or you've spent way too much on her and you wouldn't have your self lose.... Hmm run for your life if you want to live long.... Or marry her and spend most of your time being conscious of pleasing her.. It's up to you.

...a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage
Buh he don't know

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

..lol
Nice story line
BTW this is how someboris son will marry a nagging woman in d name of " I pity for her"
Her family this n that
Physiological ni. ,, psychological ko
Me personally av passed through a lot....but I can't be a mad gal all in d name of anger issues
Tueh

Adiadi1:
I met this astonishing, beautiful and unmatched soul barely two months ago, in all honesty she is the best thing that has ever happened to me in recent times.

During one of our discussions lately, she disclosed the state of her hymen to me, which I confirmed to be intact and untouched.

Literally, she made it known to me that she was going to keep it till the big day, to me it was no biggie cuz I had been a celibate for years now. And I don't want to come between her and the vow she made to God, she wanted to maintain chastity .

I got a job @ NNPC this year as a graduate trainee without disclosing it to her, just to ascertained her level of loyalty, the big surprise was she has never complained of me being jobless.

During this lock down, we became intimate and i deflowered her, hmm.

The problem now is, she came to my place last night, and said that her spiritual father/ director told her to pause the relationship without any solid reasons. while I'm yet to hear from my own spiritual daddy's approval since i lodged the complaint to him.

Fam, im in distress and heart broken right now, cuz this is a lady I want to officially get married to next year, and she is a rare breed that I want my unborn kids to emulate.

Please Nlaanders, Should I just let go or still pressure her more ?

.....Do u think is easy for a gal to leave the guy that broke her?
Trust me it is not easy
Give her time to sort herself
She's feeling used already... And probably her spiritual director must av told her that d relationship has been defiled........that she should quit.......we know all this things
Now,,,give a little space....... Once u get to talk to her ....tell her ur intentions .......convince u r not trying to eat n clean mouth....
For a Lady to keep herself up till now strikes a cord for me personally.....
Don't just let her go......she's feeling guilty of not being able to keep her vow to God...I don't blame her....
Then pray
Good luck... Hope this helps

......

TheFearless:
My instrument is large enough to make any virgin scream.
I like your thinking though.

...instrument ni,,,,,equipment ko,,,,machine nko

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you...look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.
From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of...Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. my spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......she even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her.....She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.


The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k....Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me.. ....would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k.....she even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user...my only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...please help!

..see as babe just got a full time job
If u mistakenly marry her...trust me she will run dry
Anything u know u can't tolerate in marriage don't tolerate it in relationship e get y
Is it abt sex or her beauty
Think again

tetralogyfallot:
1. Nyansh
2. Nyansh
3. Nyansh

..hmmm
Ur moniker says it all
So abnormal

foodthought:
We can go offline if you want... Or go anonymous so that no one would know it is you.... I'm asking for a friend who had no odor thr first three times and then the fourth time reeked..


Have you had before and not know it?

...hygiene very important... Maybe she slacked..... The vagina on its own av a way of cleaning itself...... And the normal vagina smell is musky like.......
2. She should check her recent sexual partners... In case of infection.....
I will always advocate for Abstinence no matter ....

MadeINchenzen2:
lol... That's shameful... To have had a heated and sweaty apple eating and some energetic rumble in the bronx, it doesn't provide any cogent reason to have a bath together as two single humans violating sacred rules in the name of relationship.

same reason they tell you to wait until you get married... because usually one thing shall give rise to a number of a whole other things that is capable of turning a person's life upside down.


#OneWord

....as if it would make d relationship last..... It will still crash
We ladies need more sense
No mentions abegii

foodthought:
Have you ever had vaginal odor before?

....ajuju waec