₦airaland Forum

Cholls:
My brother's make we just dey careful ooo...especially, Enugu girls...u can ask Phenomenal16

...wow.

BadRadio:
Hopefully I ll try and make it 100 before December 31... the ultimate resolution is that I must hit the 583 mark next year... that ll be a record
... it will be done in a Guinness book of record style.

...give ur life to Christ...narrow is that gate that leads to life n broad is that road that leads to death.

CHoccolaTE:
Over the years, there has been this notion that broke guys should not be in relationship and I think this is true.
There is no romance without finance. This has been a cliche that has been used by the female folk for quite a while and in all sincerity, it is the truth. Every relationship, be it marriage or courtship or boy/girl romance needs money to drive those exciting moments that makes the relationship memorable.
Being broke is relative. It means different things to different people. There is no universal benchmark to ascertain a certain level of financial freedom that can be classified as being financially stable. For instance, lady A can decide to marry a guy who earns 100k, and to her, that 5guy is financially stable while lady B can decide to have nothing to do with a guy who earns less than 500k per month.
That said, I think it is only right for girls to demand financial stability from their partners before dating or marriage. Everyone has priorities and relationship needs and I think it is not wise to date anyone (male or female) who has money issues. That is not to say all broke guys should be curved. There are some guys who are ambitious and hardworking but they are yet to achieve that financial freedom. To this group of guys, ladies should learn be discerning enough to know whether to stick to them because you don't want to end up with a permanent liability as a husband.
As a woman it's very difficult to see your children struggling to survive while their mates go to the best schools and wear the best clothes.
Truth is that you as a female might find it difficult to do some very tasking jobs when you get pregnant or while you are nursing not to mention the fact that many companies discriminate against married women with children because they believe these women would place their children over their jobs and cause setbacks.
In times like that, the task of hustling and being breadwinner should already be covered by the guy to avoid the family going into financial crises

Ladies, you know how the average Nigerian man will not see it as his duty to go shopping in the market to buy household items, they won't see it as their duty to coin for the family or do daily house cleaning so the job falls on you as a woman in majority of cases, do not go about taking losses and doing glorified housemaid and baby making machine and sex slave for a guy who you will still out daily to hustle money and feed while he bosses you around as the head of house and demands submission from you.

So, dont date or marry any guy who sees you as key to financial freedom or stability. In a relationship, both parties are meant to benefit equally.
Yes, the woman should compliment her man financially but in Nigerian societies, it's not your primary responsibility to provide.

Look for a capable guy that can do it before getting married to avoid birthing kids that will come to this world and suffer.
Gracias.

....I will love to marry a man with vision...... That's has been my prayer...... Tables can still turn u know

Congratulations.. Hml

Bleiz:
I have always prayed for someone like you. Can I DM you?

....I don't want to be in any rlship for now

So this morning I woke up to pray..... I couldn't control the tears....it was just flowing .....
I asked the holy spirit to give me peace.....
This ain't easy at all

maak400:
Dating a university girl should be a no go area for any man that wants peace of mind. These girls will have tons of guys swarming around them on a daily basis and there’s no way a girl in her hoe phase will ignore many cute and rich admirers in the name of loyalty to a another guy far away. Forget it man, you’re not the only one dating your girl. She’s even posting pictures she snaps with guys despite the fact that she knows you’re not cool with it, no respect for you. Better find another chic codedly before that babe give you high bp.

...am an under G......one guy asked me for a rlship and I accepted.....
Note: I wasn't demanding, not way ward.....in fact I was God minded.......
I av sacrificed a lot for the rlship ....I spent my last card to buy him food.....gives him gifts....... Was not giving him troubles........
It was fine until he stopped calling ...he calls whenever he feels like ........there was no commitment again......
Am 22..I wouldn't say am too beautiful but am not ugly ...m not short ....av d right curves.....
U see,,,,,to ur write up above is contradicting because everyone is not the same.
Currently undergoing an emotional heart break....wouldn't want to be in any rlship for some time.....
This is someone I believed in....I was already seeing the bigger picture......
So u see not every young girl is hoeing......I wish I can hoe but the spirit of God in me won't allow me...

Daniel2802:
How far? Your relationship don crash?

...u wan make it crash bah?

Hamachi:
To my single Igbo sisters
In a few days time, your parents will be bundling you to the village in order to attract suitors( ndi sii abroad).
Dear sisters, in order for this trip to be productive and not repeated next year or during Easter, I will be giving you some free tips. When you arrive village, ensure you do the
following:
1. Greet people especially the old mothers and fathers- Nothing gives them joy like a township girl that greets. You will start hearing things like ( dis girl nwere obi ume ala) and the recommendations will start.
2. Make sure you keep going to watch football matches in the field every evening. Ndi abroad come by that time to scout for potential wives.
3. If you are a Catholic, don't forget your finger rosary or Chaplet. That is the trademark of a well brought up Christian and humble wife material.
4. Target those babes that have marryable elder brothers and befriend them. When recommendations starts, you will be amongst the 1st 3.
5. Finally, when you go to church, make sure you bend down and dance, dance very well, shake your waist while going to drop your offering , the mothers are watching and assessing. The fact that they saw you dancing very well is an added advantage.
Sisters, apply all these and you shall be selling
aso- ebi by February 2020.
We have gotten testimonies of those that applied it last year, make your count now...

If I don't take care of my sisters, who will?....

Thank me Later

...hahha....odikwa egwu really

Ugoeze2016:
Congratulations Sandra...just wondering what happened to your previous engagement last July.. abi the guy grew taller and fairer?
This is a different guy naw

,real definition of the internet never forgets

OneCorner:
The child dat said his mother will not sleep will also not sleep


Person way day sell egg, no day start fight for market

...lol,,take ur tym now

Knife knife.....I wish I had her old pics

Highesschief1:
There is nothing wrong in going only one round don't kill yourself my brother. But make sure your one round na quality one round, just make sure she comes so the you don't have to do another round immediately.

Here are a few tips
1. Initiate sex mainly in the early morning

2.take your time on pre-intimacy, suck the Bobby like say na Tom Tom you dey lick.

3.continue with the pre-intimacy until she begs you to take her and don't help her pull her undies ooh, let her do it herself.. Na she need am pass

4.when every thing is off.. Don't rush in yet ooh still continue with pre-intimacy but make sure your banana is touching her laps, she will start grabbing you trying to push you in but resist it, she will start raising her hips up and wriggling like a worm but don't mind her ooh! be in charge.

5.finally position her by pushing her legs back and her knee close to her head then lock your fingers behind her head then place your thing on the run way but don't go in yet just put the cap.. Only the cap ooh, pull out and put it again by now she should be begging you to put it all in.

6. Go hard and fast and in a few minutes she will be spent.. you don't need 25 minutes to make her come,.. will probably need less than 10 minutes..
At the end You might get a new nick name an extra meat in your meal and might discover if she is a squirter or not.

Look as couple get older its no longer about the duration of the sex but the quality that matters.

Don't forget to give us update..

.....highesschief 1!.....omo soft porn

Don't worry Olympus will still fall

Yinkfoldgist:
Popular Nigerian actor and entertainer, Uche Maduagwu, has yet again taken to his Instagram account to show support to BBNaija reality star, Tacha.

The controversial actor prophesied that the reality star is destined to become Nigeria’s first female president.

Sharing a photo collage of himself and Tacha on IG, Uche wrote;



“Tacha is destined to be Nigeria’s 1st female President… #Popcorn endorsement haters are free to write this prophecy down. #Tacha is a great woman, I #laugh to stupor when I hear some mumu people who can take #pictures for #Africa in front of another person mansion allegedly saying Tacha is a nobody without #BBNaija, abeg, is it the same #BBnaija2019 that disqualified her or which one?”

See his post below;

Source : https://yinkfold.com/tacha-is-destined-to-be-nigerias-first-female-president-uche-maduagwu/

......u don min it

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

.....hahahaha..."osisi akpu"

D both parties shld get a micro phone

E Neva start...u go hear wiii

ElonEmpire:
I met this girl online, we happen to come from same LGA, We got talking and later became friends.

Months later she complained about having accommodation Issue. Now, me am hardly around because of the nature of my job so I felt is OK letting her go stay there at least to keep my apartment warm and clean.

Though this is not the first time am doing that,
For over 5 years now it has been people staying in my house because in a year I don't even sleep more than 2 months in my house.

The last person that stayed there was also a lady the few times I go home during her stay we are OK, more like brother and sister. In fact neighbors actually thought we were.

Now come this new girl I don't know her before, infact she has spent like 6 months in my house before I went back.

During those times she was catching feelings for
me weda she is serious about it or not I don't know but I told her point blank that I'm into a serious relationship and she should maintain her boundary when ever I come back.

Months later i travelled and see her in person..
To say that she is beautiful is understatement, she is definition of beauty. She is irresistable.

I have traveled couple of time after the first time and each of this time I try so hard to maintain my dignity, self respect and not to misbehave.
We sleep on same bed, though i have decide to be sleeping on the floor or another room. She changes in my presence.

I'm seriously going crazy right now about this girl..
Infact I see my self getting Jealous about the guy she is seeing recently.

I don't know how to hand the situation, I can't afford to misbehave because, 1st she call me brother.

2ndly considering the circumstance that brought her to my house I can't afford to misbehave because am this one person who don't like taking advantage of women.

And lastly I can't cheat on my girl.
But I can't ask her to leave because for now she have no where to go.

Please how do I handle the situation?!

..this story is made up.......u r lying and u know it

God bless me...if not for anything for my mama

Shugavee:
shut up u bloody liar... Tasha brushed no one!! Make lie no finish u n ur family, Khafi did what with mercy n Venita U are a chronic liar,, person wey no watch big brother go believe this rubbish u wrote,,, Khafi issues with HM started the day she won that car ,, Venita was trying to take her man !!! Venita was the breaker of friendship in the house!! SO STOP SPREADING LIES ON NAIRALAND WITH A FABRICATED NARRATIVE. Mercy wasn’t meant to say that on live tv !! Mercy has always been a confirm highclass ashawo in Lagos !! So Tasha n mercy ain’t mates even in age!! But facts must be said whether u like it or not!

...lol..tacha fan spotted.......u r not serious...... Because of bbn u r here ranting Calling someone a "bloody liar" because he/she said his mind........I laf in Swahili

Shugavee:
I watched the show n I am very sure of what I wrote. Tasha got a bad attitude but mercy caused the disqualification.. how on eat do women publicly disgrace their fellow woman by saying she smells .. thats bullshit . Then continued by flinging her hair on Tasha’s face, oh it’s cool what she did cause it’s tasha ? I don’t expect you to understand, u are a guy

......but she wasn't the only one that said she smells...am a fan of mike though......tacha's bitterness and character caused her to be dis qualified..... U don't like mercy.......m not a fan of both

kelvinrhs:
A sexual fantasy or erotic fantasy is a mental image or pattern of thought that stirs a person's sexuality and can create or enhance sexual arousal.

A sexual fantasy can be created by the person's imagination or memory, and may be triggered autonomously or by external stimulation such as erotic literature or pornography, a physical object, or sexual attraction to another person.

Anything that may give rise to a sexual arousal may also produce a sexual fantasy, and sexual arousal may in turn give rise to fantasies.

However, because of the nature of some fantasies, the actual putting of such fantasies into action is far less common, due to cultural, social, moral, and religious constraints.

In some cases, even a discussion by a person of sexual fantasies is subject to social taboos and inhibitions.




I have so many fantasies and they are mostly crazy...

1. I would love to be gang raped by at least 6 older women that would take turns on sitting on my face and riding me and forcing me to fu*k until I am tired

2. I would love to play dress ups. For example she dress like a doctor while I dress like a police officer and etc

3. I would love to be tied up with a dog collar around my neck (Putting her in charge of me) while my lady drags me around the house and make me lick and Bleep her

4. I will love to lick suck and Bleep for 12 hours nonstop without using any form of drugs or weed or anything. ,For example to Bleep from 6pm to 6am the next day

5. Although I have done this in the past and I would love to do it again. I just love Roleplaying. For example she acts like a patient complaining of body ache and I start accessing her body by caressing her and tongueing her while she keeps asking 'What are you doing' until when I start fucking and she'll be all Doctor Stop or I should be a police searching her, I'll pin her against the wall and be pressing bobbi from the back and etc sha

6. I would love to Bleep in a public place (In a tinted glass car) but I would love to see people passing to and fro

7. I would love to be getting a good ride on my dick while I Bleep from below. And I would love to be getting slapped hard whenever I stop or slow down

8. I would love to wrestle nakedly with a lady (I have done this before too)

9. For one night only, I would love to work at a strip club and strip tease in front of plenty women

10. I would love to Bleep a popular celebrity like Iyabo ojo or Mercy Aigbe discreetly

11. I would love to wake my lady up from sleep with my tongue or dick in her (I have done this in the past too)

And many more fantasies on my mind...

Feel free to add yours

Insult me and I go insult you back

..too much porn is bad

No light in Enugu.

MrCork:
..bro..i will be nice to u.

Ok..U muss always use protection even if she's lightskin .. half cast or lookike beyansi.
Anyways what u need to do
1. Drink loads of water
2. See a doctor or go chemist (proper chemist) and do be shy to tell them the problem.
3. The good news is they is cure for it..BUT..U NEED TO MOVE FAST. SEE A DOCTOR OR GO TO CHEMIST!! (thank me later)

...ahhhh....u don min it...do u guys av chemist abroad.... U don cast full tym

Skyfornia:
Create a WhatsApp group and drop the link here. But once someone is added, you need to verify his or her origin and delete if the person is not qualified.

One of the ways to verify is ask for National Identity card, voters card or Driver's licence to ascertain age and tribe. Don't admit any boy below 25 or any girl below 20.

...seconded

MrCork:
spek English gademmmit..muss everything be in gadem pigeon English..
Bro I date all women & truss me, i can take yor woman(that's if u hav any)

..and u cannot differentiate between Male n female

MrCork:


..so u wanto divide Nigeria by creating thread for only IBO only people..abi?...You are a racist sir!!

Bro am like United nations.. I date all women(single or married) ..(lightskin or dakskin)..(IBO 'Yoruba or Hasa).. real talk!!

....bia nwokem carry this ur blue hand writing comot for this place...hu cares hu u date?

Odikwa egwu really

ericsmith:
wow ..i like d dish on ur head ... i wonder why dstv av to make a big one.

...bigger than ur empty skull

Riele:
Yea . It's true .

It's funny how Men jump at any opportunity they get to slut shame women , knowing fully well that It Takes Two To Tangle .

They are everywhere . Even the married ones .

Whores ! .

..oh yes.... Tell me d gal that Bleep pass them...
I just remembered that sugar mummies pay them for service...
Nah hu dey patronise ashawo if not men....
Without them ashawo biz won't be in vogue....