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Turns out this OP is actually a fraudster.

https://www.nairaland.com/6569038/ebook-writer-needed-asap

With the obvious lies, you shouldn’t expect less.

Alfred74:
Using edee as a yardstick! Both cars wey I see for that picture na 2008! Oh boy you are poor na me talk am you no get money. Tueh,shigbain u no get,get your fvvcking broke ass off of here. How eddee stoop so low dey roll with your loud mouth piss of shiiit I no get,him just lose my respect. How can he hang with an asylum seeking,palliative looting mali shoe cobbler like you. Jesus wept.

The Calabar midget is calling Eddee upandan, probably lying because Eddee has been offline from this forum since April 17, 2021.

Alfred74:


Bros you offend me o! Why u dey try end this party? I don already check him post see say him don cast. Don't expose the chimpanzee yet, its too early,tease him before a knockout,you know sabi boxing ni?

No vex baba.
I just don’t wanna feed his mention anymore.
Just wanted to give him KO before he can raise any arm.
Now he’ll be busy going back to his previous posts to modify and delete as many as he can. At least, something to keep him busy till he falls asleep on the backseat of his car.

Oh! I forgot that he has no backseat anymore. He probably sold it off in order to afford the fuel in his car to be able to take it to the roadside and “shade” it for sale.

To all the great minds here:
Heavenlybang, Kingreign, Nurey, Alfred74 and even Gazzuzz viewing this thread; please ignore that Calabar midget. He started this thread with lies.

1. He is probably using an abused Nigerian used CLS500 which he claims is a 550. He bought this car less than a month ago and the car wants to kill him.
He did not sell the 500 for any 550.

2. The car has started killing him and he’s used my all his 1x bet money to fix the car from leaking oil to cracked windscreen.

3. He claims to have done a lot of mods on the car but he doesn’t even know the oil that the car requires, as basic as oil. See the screenshot and see him calling out and begging Heavenlybang and thanking him and others for their advice to maintain and suggest oil for his cesspool of a car.

See the screenshot and you’ll see that it’s an abused CLS500.

A close look at the instrument cluster shows that his petrol tank is empty. How can someone who has check engine lights on, empty petrol tank and a high mileage car with leaking transmission and a car that vibrates race another car? How can such a person even afford a mod as installing twin turbos

Please, don’t mention the demented guy. He has a née account and the thrill of seeing mentions is overtaking his emotions.

I won’t give you the honor of quoting your last message, or you seeing a mention from me for that message you just sent.
It has 0 humor, 0 sense, 0 meaning and it was just boring.

Honestly, that your stroke was dry and not funny at all. Do people really laugh at your jokes?

Okay, I’ll give you another chance to shoot your shot at me and let’s see if it will be worth my reply.

OfficialDJ:
Bring new faces.. I'm done taking you three muskeeters to the bin.

Philadelphia, If you want to be next, let's do it...
I be one man squad, and I can do this all year...

If I quote you, know you're sensible...
If I ignore you, eat the humble pie and Bleep off my thread....




I am built to bully, not to be bullied. I can do this 24 hours a day

I Dey my lane now you Dey quote me o.
I hope you are ready to finish this if we start? Because Heavenlybang, Kingreign and Alfred74 never even start with you but you don say you Dey give them their last response/ mention.

By the way, drive your CLS555 abi na Evil spirit EOD in peace. I no get 2014 Highlander to race your modded CLS600000 with over 2 bn Hps if na race you dey find.

Alfred74:
If 2003 honda accord fit transform to 2012 Honda accord, then the lord is good

I miss this shiit

Did Jesus not turn water into wine?

Don’t panel beaters upgrade 2001 Camry to 2016 Camry?

So, it’s possible nah.

The Bible says that with God, all things are possible.

HeavenlyBang:



We get so many werey for his section.

Even the ones wey dey disguise too?

See when I’m coming to the party.

I hope I didn’t miss so much here?

Heavenlybang, Nurey and Kingreign why didn’t you guys wake me up when you were going to this party?

By the way, make una no believe everything una see for Nairaland. Na cruise people full this forum.
No shock if OP na car wash guy, gate man or OGA driver. With the position wey he take snap that car, e be like person wey dey fear to near the car sef.

Make una no let baba ban nairaland too o

HeavenlyBang:
Alright then.

Detective Heavenlybang.
Abi na FBI?

My response to your claims have been italicized.

Rissamenti:


Abia and Imo are South Eastern states, whether you want to claim Niger Delta or not.

No one claims what is a fact. Read my post beneath this on what Niger Delta is. Besides, Abia and Imo States are Niger Delta States not because the produce oil but because of their geographical locations. States having these geographical advantages are oil producing states across the word. Not by claim but by geographical facts and natural conditions.

Nobody stopped Igbos from seceding with those states, as those were among the 5 states which Kanu refused, Why? Because even though Abia and Imo are ''Niger Delta states'' by your reckoning, they produce less than 2% of Nigeria's oil.

Neither Igbos nor Biafrans are seceding because you can’t secede from what you’re older than. Let me tell you that before “Nigeria” was created, Biafra was existing. Luggard has to fuse the North and South in the year 1914. Biafra was existing before this time. So, use the term secede appropriately
The crude oil deposit in Abia and Imo States is more than 2% as you’re claiming. Do your research. In fact, the crude oil deposits in these states have not been tapped simply because of the natural hatred the Fulanis have for the Igbos. Tapping from this will bring about developments to the Eastern region and since they’ve been in government, they don’t want this development.

And we know Kanu wants a lot more than 2%.

I think even Ondo state and Lagos state have more oil than the south-east.

You’re not sure but I can tell you authoritatively that they do not.

The south-east could well be the most oil-deprived region of the country after Maiduguri.

Never in a million years to come. I’m sure that you’ve not heard of Bakassi, having the most crude oil reserve in the whole of Africa. That’s why OBJ gave it out. Guess what, that region is going to be given to Biafra. Go and read about the Bight of Biafra. Then you will understand.

No wonder y'all so desperate to rope in the real Niger Delta.

At least, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, GCBR (Grand Commander of the Biaflan Lepublic to come), is.

In conclusion, I’m sure that you and others reading will be wondering if I’m Igbo or not. Guess what?
I’m an avid researcher, a historian a Geologist and a lover of truth. If truly you know where I come from, you’d know that all I’m saying are not borne out of my ethnicity but are research-based facts and borne out of my love for truth.

Kinematics:



There are several definitions of the word Niger Delta depending on the context its been used.
Niger Delta as in SS Nigeria
Niger Delta as in geographical delta of the River Niger
Niger Delta as in oil producing states

Depending on the context you'll know which they are referring to. Have you seen anywhere south south people add any state that's not South South state when talking about Niger Delta?
Ibo man use your head oo and keep your palm oil producing Imo and Abia States to your SE neither are we referring to Ondo State. When South Southerners are talking about Niger Delta we don't mean oil producing states rather our geopolitical zone.

One term but with several definitions? Who gave these definitions? Now that is the divide and rule tactics I’m explaining you. The term “Niger Delta” has only one definition and its in the context of geographical location which means “the region across the Niger basin and at the Delta”. According to Geography, a delta is a low-lying fan-shaped alluvial area. Now, go to the map of Nigeria and look at the states across the Niger in the delta region that fits into this description.
Note that Delta State is akin to the geographical description of the term “delta” as I defined above.


Finally, you mentioned SS as in South-South. Can you draw the cardinal points and point to me where SS is?
There are 2 main points of earth’s polarity which are also the measurements from the center of the earth from the North and South, and there are also 2 other measurements of imaginary lines from the center of the earth measuring from the West to the East.
From there we get the 4 main cardinal points; N,S,E,W.

Since the N and S are the 2 main points of latitude, it is always used as the prefix when determining locations that fall in between 2 out of the 4 cardinal points such as South and East (SE), South and West (SW), North and East (NE) and North and West (NW).

So I wish to ask you to explain your term “South-South” (SS). Where is SS?

If there is SS, why then don’t we have NN or EE or WW?

If you can’t explain as I’ve taken my time to explain to you, then you are confused as well and incapable of understanding or reasoning.

Caveat: It’s not an insult but a fact.

Rissamenti:
I laugh in Urhobo.

OP, if you like yourself, better not take this your suggestion to His Excellency, the 'Dilector', Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, before he drives you away with koboko, or worse, orders his thugs to give you the beating of your life.

Dem no born you well?

You want to spoil the man's market, abi dem swear for you?

oH OH OH. So you think all this their IPOB fight is so that they can sit with you in Aba and Owerri forming saint in a new country?

Wakey wakey!!!!!!!

Bro, Kanu's entire rationale for the ''struggle'' is about gaining control of the NIGER DELTA OIL FIELDS.

He was interviewed and said so himself!

He said in prison he was offered 5 Igbo states as Biafra, and he refused, saying he wanted the Niger Delta as well.

OP, do you think his view has CHANGED on this?

If only your Biafran freedom fighters would simply tell you Igbos the truth, which is that their campaign is just a clumsy oil grab attempt masquerading as a ''fight for freedom''.

Don’t speak like someone who is demented or crazy.

You’re mentioning Niger Delta and oil fields as though you even know anything about these terms.

Don’t you know that Abia and Imo states are Niger Delta States? And by virtue of being Niger Delta States, they’re also “South-South” as your divide and rule masters call it. Let me emphasize to you that another term for “Niger Delta” is “South-South”. So if Abia and Imo states are also “South South” states, why don’t your leaders tell you as well? Na the divide and rule mentality be that.

By the way, I hope you know that Abia and Imo states are oil producing states? If Nigeria has been surviving with only 9 states out of 36 states producing oil, what do you think if there are only 2 out of 5 Biafran states producing oil? You think Biafra will not survive?

So far, what’s the developmental index of these 9 oil producing states compared to Kaduna and some other states in the northern parts of Nigeria that doesn’t produce oil?

Finally, Akwa Ibom being the largest oil producing state in Nigeria is nowhere close to Lagos in terms of development, infrastructures or internally generated revenues even though Lagos is said to have discovered crude oil in 2016.

You see? No be by oil o.

The age of Methuselah has no significance with the wisdom of Solomon.

You get the point now?

That is just it.

HeavenlyBang:
Good car with a tendency to be abused. Bad fuel economy.

Short and simple

Very soon now, Honda go cost as people go dey rush Honda cars now because of these stats.

uniquetechng:
I am proud, or you prefers I become a yahoo man and be hunted by EFCC ?
If been a middleman will pay my bills and put food on the table for my beautiful wife and children then I will still be a middleman in my next life.

There is dignity in labour!!!


Ah now I understand your frustrations, God will help you so you can get yourself a good car with thermostat intact.

https://www.nairaland.com/6562694/toyota-vensis-2005-model

Na evil middlemen like you put am for that position with dishonesty.

Now that’s what we’re preventing from happening here.

uniquetechng:
Philadelphia

Many of my previous sales, anyone can see that I have always try as much as possible to show people what they are buying, how many dealers here has been this open

https://www.nairaland.com/6444493/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2011


https://www.nairaland.com/6297189/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2008

https://www.nairaland.com/6306403/sold-another-awoof-foreign-used

https://www.nairaland.com/6324950/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2009

https://www.nairaland.com/6339085/sold-foreign-used-2016-es350

https://www.nairaland.com/6337642/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2006


https://www.nairaland.com/6332648/awoof-foreign-used-2014-rx350

https://www.nairaland.com/6389357/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2003


https://www.nairaland.com/6520520/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2008


https://www.nairaland.com/6284759/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2008


https://www.nairaland.com/5968821/sold-awoof-foreign-used-2005



https://www.nairaland.com/6002746/sold-brand-new-standard-2009

I thought you said you were not gonna mention me again?

You called for my attention, no problem.

Shey you need a personal moderator on NL? You got one for free.

You’re marketing a car that you know nothing about.

I can send you BL and purchase documents including shipping and clearing.

You want me to quote the price this car was bought and how much it cost to get it here? Mention me and I will give you that information for free here on NL.

Awon dignity in labor

Happy awoof sales for your 2.9m naira piece of junk

drakeskull:


I didn't get your email. However, I got someone at the port, he has programmed another key but the gear is yet to engage. I guess it's as a result of the programming. The key was actually not stolen in Naija but in US

Check it again

uniquetechng:
People usually call me to ask for VIN and have provided VIN to many people, my question is can you point me to the number of ads on with VIN displayed on this forum
I can also show you my past ads where I posted VIN openly for the public to see, you certainly don't know the meaning of the word "dishonest" , the pictures I posted showed the airbags and that's why I posted them, they were not hidden as the pictures are therefore all to see but how you failed to understand why I posted the pictures in the first place is beyond me.

There are many G35x on Jiji with worst accident being sold for close to 4m but Mr. Know it all says nothing.


The price is not low simply because the airbags were deployed, it's low because I don't sell cars at exorbitant prices, check my previous postings and see the prices I sold them then compared my prices to what others sold same cars for at the time.

This route that you want to go with me, are you ready to go through it all the way?

With the way I see it, you may end up changing your moniker if I continue with you because by the time I pick special interest in your ads on Nairaland, you’ll wish you didn’t mention me in this your thread.

Sell this car and collect your commission in peace, you have refused. You are asking for my attention abi?

uniquetechng:
I actually don't argue with people, I even provided the foreign photos of the car but you said what you're seeing there is a major accident. Aside right tire that pulled out can spot any impact on the car I have seen cars with worst impacts posted on this forum at exorbitant prices without disclosing the actual condition of the car on purchase yet I never see you in those threads .
If you check through all the cars that I sold here I have always been open with my cars, I provide foreign photos of 99% of my cars because I don't sell damaged cars there have no reason to hide anything.

No one is asking you for a quarrel. We need full disclosure of vehicle history and conditions in this auto section of NL.
Go through my profile properly and you’ll see that I have pointed out many sellers who are not giving full disclosure of their vehicles.
If you’re honest as you claim then, then you would’ve provided the VIN or at least mention that the airbags deployed. Or should I help you to provide the VIN? I can if you want.
See the pictures of the airbags deployed. Why didn’t you disclose it? I know this car you’re selling as the back of my hand and the person that you’re selling for. I can spell out the total landing cost if you wish.
I was part of the bidding/ buying process so keep your name “clean” and your audio “99% accident-free cars” to yourself.

Just keep quiet and market your car as a middleman and get your commission before your car gets devalued even more.

I am sick of dishonest marketers like you on this section.

I see why it’s selling “cheap”.
You’re sounding as though you’re doing buyers a favor by selling “cheap”.
You didn’t mention that the car is accidented and front right passenger and rear right passenger airbags deployed.

drakeskull:
House, how much can I get a 2009 Infiniti g37x key and reprogramming. Ports rats stole mine from the car.

Cc Heavenlybang, gazzuzz, kingrein

Check your inbox.

Please reply with your number.
Thanks.

Where are those that will come to blame IPOB or UGM for this

People will still know that area as Shoprite.
Okada, Keke, Uber go still dey use the name Shoprite.

Hello

lapo:
Hello @nissamparts. Well done. Please my Infiniti g35x is giving knocking sound and am so confused about what to do. Should I repair the engine or replace it. I need your analytical advice please. Thanks.

What is the model year?

Why is it that a Northerner was killed in the east and an easterner was killed in the west just a day or 2 apart?

Well, here’s what I think.

These leaders are trying to set the indigenous groups against themselves by causing disunity through mistrust.

The northerner (obviously not fulani) that was killed in the east was murdered to cause the northerners to hate the easterners while the easterner in the west was killed to cause their oduduwa brethren to hate the easterners. All these are in the bid to cause them to start fighting against themselves and forget their common enemies, the fulanis.

I urge the westerners, easterners and the northerners (not fulanis) to look beyond this political blackmail and continue pressing for their sovereignty. It is closer than you all imagine.

God bless the indigenous people of Biafra, Oduduwa and Arewa.

The below thread may interest you:

https://www.nairaland.com/6578782/kemi-olunloyo-ahmed-gulak-killed

MystiqueTaurus:
2007 Infiniti G35 Sedan

No reported faults

143K miles

N1.6 million (purchase and shipping alone)

Are you Amdman/ Pricars?

Op, why have you refused answering this question, yet you post exactly like Amdman who has come out clearly to say you and him are entirely different entities?

Kingdemu:
What are those better brands pls?

Goodyear
BFGoodrich
Bridgestone
Dunlop
Michelin.

The above are reputable brands but very pricey and rare.

A cheaper option (which I think is Indonesian is Achilles.

Overall, the only point of contact that your car has with the ground is the true. So, please take this decision serious.

mindworx:
Good morning guys,
I have a family of 3 and I earn abit above average. I am not big in spending much on cars but I think I need something more interesting than my lovely VW Passat 2008. I'm looking at either an ML350 2012 or a C300 2015. But then I came across a BMW X5 2015 that requires a balloon sensor and steering airbags change. Should I face my front and keep evaluating my MB options or it's not too bad to make those fixes in the BMW and pick it up? The BM is seducing me badly. Please advise me.

“A bit above average” is not a value or a range.

By the way, purchasing power isn’t determined solely by earning potential but also spending habits.

I can be earning 10m a month but that doesn’t make me able to afford the ML in discussion if I spend 9.8m and save 200k monthly.

Someone earning 500k monthly, who spends 50k from that earnings can easily afford the ML than the former.

However, if I’m to pick a choice from your options, it will be the ML350. However, I’ll pick the 2014 model year.

Best wishes.

Chapi:
I want to replace my pencil light camry tire, please among the three listed tires below, which one will you recommend I go for.
1. BOTO 185R14C (8PR)
2. AUSTONE 185R14C (8PR)
3. MAXXIS 185/80/R14 (NOT 8PR BUT NORMAL MAXXIS TIRE)
Please I welcome all your contributions. Thank you.

Non!
There are other better brands than these.

I don’t joke with tyres.