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BonPatrick:
Who the game epp another way of making people's children useless

How does PlayStation make children useless? To start with, any child who has a play station console at home, def comes from a well to do family, is exposed and from an upscale family (in the Nigerian context)...

You better up your hustle, so you don't sit behind cheap data and keep up with this archaic mentality.

Ina2k:
I love this thread!!

21st Century and we are still behaving like apes!
Wat does it take to print cards?? If banks can give ATM card in minutes, wtf is wrong with NIMC!!

I registered since 2014, I have graduated, this is close to 4 years after graduation, still I dont hv A national ID

Why wont people go missing?
Why wont crime keep rising?
No database! nothing.

And the man had the guts to come on national tv to say upto 100million Nigerians have not been captured. fools!!! Since 2012 till date u could only capture 50million Nigerians, liars!

Gosh Dis people joke with our emotions in this country. I wish I could vent my anger on this man in anyother way aside typing

Real apes.

LASUnarian:
I've been reading your comments on Nairaland for a while now. I must say, the breadth of your knowledge is vast and impressive. And your opinions always come off as deeply researched and well-reasoned, even though I may not agree with all of them.

If I may ask, how do you know so much? Do you have a study routine? If so, how do you sustain it? How do you procure reading materials? Was this a habit acquired in your childhood or was it much later in life that you decided to devote yourself to learning? What party tricks and techniques are applied to enable comprehension, critical analysis, and long-term retention (because the organic nature of much of your commentary suggests to me that you have incredible powers of recall as opposed to you "Googling" facts to appear knowledgeable).

I would really appreciate a thorough response, if you don't mind. Thanks.

Jakumo is an OG. Most likely a well travelled and accomplished man, who has seen life to a great extent.

TheKingIsHere:
You will doubt the story because females are involved? How foolish

Do you know if the 17 years old girl is mentally challenged and needs supervision which is why the housemaids were 2?

Ofcourse that is the only reason why he/she doubts the story. If it was a young male of similar age who committed the crime, he/she would have never questioned or doubted the story.

Awon eleribu!

KanwuliaExtra:
Dear Nigerian husbands.
I don’t want either LOVE or RESPECT from y’all.
Reason? You are quite INCAPABLE of such basic emotions. Please, stop deceiving yourselves and acknowledge you are not created to give love or respect.

Please, PAY THE DAMN BILLS and TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS. As in 50/50! Simple.

I am fine with that. I can love and respect myself with or without your help.

Thanks!❤️

Lol...Them don do you strong thing. Pele

Awon all men "are scum" geng!!

victorian:
I'm not eager to get married, that's y.

Abi will they marry themselves? Wont the rich guy need a Willing bride?

I'm not ready for marriage or to get hitched. Im happy Dating one of the richest bachelor's in south south region

Werey, she say na "willing bride"! You get option before?

You have "nothing" to offer the rich bachelor, don't you think? I mean, this rich bachelor has options and a barage of young beautiful women to choose from the litter, why would he go for your old a55??

Dey deceive yourself

ModelX:
[s]You know nothing about life. You think that you do, but you do not[/s].

Ofcourse Hushpuppi who knew about life is the one who'll be pummelled by black American prisoners and not us. He's the lowest in the pack and the rustiest in the litter of criminals in jail. His lavida loca lifestyle will not help him through jail time, as he'll be made to pick soap, picked on by black american prisoners especially when they find out he is Nigerian...He'll most likely be gang raped due to his size and he'll find out he has zero street cred while in jail...

Ediot, talking about "knowing life"...

ModelX:
He might very well be a fulfilled man. He lived and enjoyed enough for three lifetimes. Happiness comes from memories.

Ofcourse, your usual infatuation with materialism like the likes of your fellow criminals, makes you think so.

Enjoyed what? Where are the Bentleys? The Gucci? The Prada? The luxurious lavida loca lifestyle? They're all gone. It would matter no more as the thrills and frills are gone in a sec.

Hushpuppi is barely in his 30s but will most likely spend his life in jail but your sorry self, thinks he is fulfilled?

Like if Hushpuppi knew he would be arrested, you think he wouldn't have bailed out? Or you think he would have bought into your senseless posit that "He is fulfilled" ?

His life is before him right now and it's all clear to him now.

ModelX:
Escobar, Guzman. What became their end? I am no crime lord, but I enjoyed Hushpuppi. When you are big, you are big. Then it just becomes a question of time. I know that I would also go down with the ship.

Ofcourse I have no problem if you have chosen the way of crime, as long as you know and understand the consequence which can range from imprisonment, karma, curses on you, your family & generation or outright death. That is your plate of hot watery beans...

Hushpuppi is down and out. His life will begin to play like a tape before him now. He would be humble, calm & will be thinking what he would have done differently. The reality of his crimes, will be staring him right in the face.

A few years back, Otunba cash was the in person in the lagos social G circle, now he's holed up in a cell in far away Turkey, completely forgotten by the people who hailed him previously. He's history now with nothing but regret for him. Na so e dey be.

Soon, hushpuppi will be history too with his name forgotten while he'll be alone in whatever cell he is. The senseless posit of "when you're big, you're big", will be nothing but fables to him now. His life is right before him, with regrets...The end of the journey

Jakumo:
A nice long jail sentence should be apportioned out so as to set an example that will alert Nigerians who worship criminals, that such outlaws rarely reach retirement age without facing jail or violent death.

Mr. HushCrappy will now be warehoused for a quarter-century in the company of a bunch of other street niggas who will certainly beat the crap out of him on a daily basis, simply because Africans are regarded as human scum in American jails, where such comprehensive beatings are awarded purely for the entertainment of jail inmates.

Hopefully in good time, all assets and cash traceable to Mr. HushCrappy the scam artist captured in Dubai, can be traced and seized by Johnny Law, for redeployment buying weapons and gear for the police and FBI.

The end of a criminal...

We all saw this coming...It was a matter of when. Yet, the lunatic, kept on with the social media lavida loca lifestyle, attacked legit working people like M.I and Phyno, openly attacked the government.

Like how dumb can one be? You're a criminal and still have the effrontery to throw it in our faces?

Pablo Escobar, El-chapo Guzman were criminals but they had an army of body guards and militia to protect and help fight for them. You black lunatic, with ZERO cover, zero protection, your only cover would have been staying anonymous and on the low, kept making noise all around social media...

How dumb can one be?

Hmmm...even women do rituals but society portrays men to be the sole custodians of such atrocities.

You get luck @op, say them no use your blockos for coven...Make una dey shine una eyes as una dey desperate for jobs.

victorian:
[s]Ha! They are increasing in numbers. The broke and hustling guys.

They are all over.
So nauseating.

They always catch magas on ladies who are desperate for marriage, wey their ears no dEy here I wan marry u. And you know I love you. Lol
[/s]
That's why I only deal with the rich and accomplished guys.
I can't shout!

You've been dealing with elusive rich and accomplished guys for years, when will you finally get hitched by one? Or don't they find you desirable to hitch you?

opebiboy:
nothing like karma. The end of all man is death. You will die too. Everybody will die. But I must chop oyinbo money before i die.

No be talk am...Na you swear for yourself and your family.

OYO lo wa...Enjoy the elusive oyinbo money...clown!

opebiboy:
FBI is a criminal outfit. America is fraud. I am just a yahoo boy but I will make enough whites commit suicide before I die

Brilliant! Atleast you're able to come out boldly and admit you're a criminal than cowering which makes you a man. In your quest to make white people commit suicide, you've also resigned to fate with the curses on you, your family and generation-karma.

Goodluck!

dangotesmummy:
Smh


[s]Men try respecting unaselves Na


Is the pehnis so hard to control?


If you are a rapist quote me con type nonsense and watch how fellow sick men will rape your mama in your presence[/s]

Next time read before jumping into posts...The girls were defiled by your fellow female folks and NOT men.

Oya, what do you say about this?

Vikynas:
[s]Lol go back school when covid is over my guy[/s].

Have you been able to get that job you have been looking for, for years? Or is that what is pushing you into crime?

When I was done with school and started hustling, you were probably eating your mother's food from the pot. I get your frustrations seeing that just a few months back, owu been wan wound you.

If you humble, hustle e go pure. Stay away from crime, else your mama go cry and I am sure you don't want that.

This news makes no sense.

She was allegedly impregnated by a "pasta". For her to be in 300l, she's obviously above legal age and full responsible for herself, her body and her actions. Except the abortion was done by the "pasta" himself, there is no case against the "pasta".

Vikynas:
[s]Break up with poverty man, don't envy the Rich[/s]..

Ediot!

Na you dey find tools to deliver your lineage from generational poverty, na you still dey find who you go rope together...akpa amu

oodua1stson:
[s]alaye, you're chatting sh1t. Fraud is bad we all know it. But NO NIGERIAN( I mean it) has the moral to criticise yahoo boys. Is it not the same Nigerians who will insult you online cos you speak a politician that pays them? If you think I'm chatting nonsense let me create a thread and insult tinubu or any other politician, it is the same set of low lives insulting me that will support the politicians.



You can decide to agree with me or not, but the truth will forever remain sacred. Nigeria itself as a country is an illegal entity. All our politicians are thieves. 99% of our civil servants are criminals (yes, they are). Civil servants who sign in but don't do the job. Some are supposed to resume by 8 but resume office 9 or 10. Is that not fraud? At the end of the day they don't even do they job they get paid for. Is that not fraud? Most of the bastards insulting yahoo boys commit fraud at work. I know a do-gooder Dr who diverts drugs supplied to government hospital (where he works) to his own personal hospital.


Cry from now till the end of time. But nobody can change my mind. NIGERIANS HAVE NO MORAL RIGHT TO CRITICISE YAHOO BOYS[/s]

I think doing too much crime and fraud has affected your comprehension...

1. You claim that Nigerians are criminals and fraudsters and have no right to call out hushpuppi
2. I call you out by reminding you that you are a criminal, openly supporting your fellow criminal
3. You say and I quote "...I can say it anywhere that I've never stolen from anybody or anyone"

Aren't you insane like this? Why are you contradicting yourself? You're openly claiming Nigerians are criminals, you're openly supporting a fraudster and you completely backtrack by claiming " you never to have defrauded anyone"?

Something dey worry you for your head. Criminal!

Vikynas:
[s]Lol my dear give me the tools and show me where the money is packed i will try if i succeed fine if not I go answer the”werey”if not u go answer Olodo[/s].

You dey find tools, go ask hushpuppi na...criminal

oodua1stson:
hahahhahahha I'm the last person anybody will call criminal. I have a job and I can say it anywhere that I've never stolen from anybody or anyone. But I see your hypocrisy everywhere. People who hate yahoo boys but are criminals themselves.



Most Nigerians don't hate yahoo boys. They only hate that they are not broke and hungry so they can ask them for money.

So why would you make that blanket statement since you claim that you yourself has "never stolen from anyone"? On what premise did you go about attacking people for openly condemning fraud? Didn't you think that they also have the moral standing as you claim to have, have never committed fraud, to openly call out a criminal like hushpuppi?

You can't eat from both sides of the mouth: Openly defending hushpuppi while still claiming not to be a fraudster. The act of defending a criminal should be exclusive to either the criminal's family or his fellow criminals.

Vikynas:
FBI too no legit nobody on earth legit officer Wey kill George Flyod no even legit he once had four criminal charges before killing the young George..tell me who legit pass?

werey!

Why you no go bail hushpuppi? Go thief na, make them nab you so you go tell them to their face say them no legit

Kenneth10110:
Yahoo is illegal yes but the way some come here to bash them as if there own means of making money is directly some people they do pass yahoo claiming its business.

Why will I bash Hushpuppi if I don't know him? Is he the only criminal or fraudster in the country? This ediot is a criminal, yet has the audacity to
1. Flaunt ill gotten wealth. There are other fraudsters like him who are on the complete low and off the radar
2. Constantly attack government & other hardworking legit people (From M.I to Phyno)

Now he's been picked up and we should all pity him?

opebiboy:
nobody is legit..make una carry una smelling mouth go one corner

Will you go and bail Hushpuppi? Will you offer a show of support for your fellow criminal by heading to the FBI office? Instead of hiding behind the walls of nairaland to show support (although you're not even anonymous), you should go make bail for him, don't you think that is you putting your money where your mouth is?

oodua1stson:
[s]the problem with high horse people like you is that I can 99% bet you're doing 1 or 2 things illegal. And if you deny it may thunder from hell fire you.


Nobody. I repeat, nobody from Nigeria can speak against yahoo. Truth is, nearly everyone is involved in something illegal. From manipulating meter or bribing your way out of trouble or going interstate during lockdown while bribing police. Or is it coming late to office while getting full pay or is it the office frauds?



I know one old fool who talks crap about yahoo boy who ended up in cell for fraud at work.


I still insist no Nigerian has the moral to speak against yahoo boys. Almost everyone na thief. Problem is that the ones criticising yahoo boys are either broke or jealous[/s]

You criminal. You will obviously justify your criminality by trying to rope others into it. Keep towing the line of fraud, one day you self go meet your waterloo.

Ediota

Boredasf:
The way Nigerian politicians waste money on prostitutes ehnn

Aswear

JosephXavier:
Bro you and I are in the same shithole of a country not minding one's state

We all know that Nigeria will never work will this type of mindset

People serving us don't know what it means to serve and it pains me when I see what happens in other countries.

It is not about my mindset, I'm just stating the fact. The country is a shithole, we all agree. Until Nigerians come together and say enough is enough, irrespective of tribe & religious belief (which ofcourse will never happen), then you will have these kind of submissions.

Till then, make all dey fool ourself

JosephXavier:
Please how is it foolish?
Court found him guilty but Supreme Court acquited him based on technicality

The money was embezzled and it's state's money. Proove me wrong with your facts

He's from my hometown of Igbere and we know he looted the state. I for one, will not hesitate to call him out or if possible hand him over to the authorities or ask for him to be punished...

That said, when you have criminals from other tribes and regions roaming about freely, then we can only seat back and watch and it will be hypocrisy for anyone to come at him when they have tons of criminals ruling them e.g Tinubu is a a godfather in this part of the world, we all know he's no better than Orji. We all know Gandollar is a criminal but he is still a Don Corleone in the North.

ghettokid1:
The Apple don dey ripe

Ediot!

rawtouch:
this is opaque at best if you won't disclose what the guidelines are then why announce that there is a new guideline, anyway we all know it's for those in the offices because those on the roads have their separate guidelines

Like I'm also looking for the guidelines, I can't find any. Even if there are guidelines clearly spelt out, they will only remain on paper as they're mere lip service.

Incompetent & corrupt force...

New generation Instagram mothers and lots of shalaye and many many yarns, once they raise kids or give birth...

Simi, one of my favourite female artists. Great vocals and dishes out great music too.

GAZZUZZ:
Dem go shift this goalpost till e commot for stadium

E don already commot for stadium like this

Nobody send WHO again, everyone is adjusting and improvising to live with the virus