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Before you start having any evil / abusive thoughts i am a Manchester united die hard fan but i can't help laughing at our coach and his cohorts ...

The rate at which Manchester United are going down they will soon discover OIL.

“Be careful if you are driving past Old Trafford this week. A lot of people have been picking up three points there recently.”

“A Manchester United lamp would make a nice Christmas present. They look great in the middle of the table.”

“It is so hard to win at Old Trafford. Even Manchester United can’t.”

"David Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above Man United and now he's finally achieved it."

When did they change the meaning of GRABBING in the dictionary abi OP don't know the difference between grabbing and /resting hands on/ touching/ laying hands on... has he not paid for it? so whats the news there... they are on Vacation on a Yatch abi make she wear BUBA and WRAPPER.. na wa for some of una oh... Well everyone to his/she own opinion

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His name is Inri Cristo, he is a 66-year-old Brazilian man who believes he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.
Inri dresses like Jesus, says his mission is to prepare the elect for the formation of the new earthly society, which will strive to fulfill the Creator's will.
see more pics below
He has spent 35 years preaching and has ‘hundreds of followers’ from around the world, including the UK, Britain and France, some of whom live with him at his ‘church’ compound outside Brasilia.
As ‘Jesus reborn’, he gave himself the name Inri which means - Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews' and Christo which means - Christ.
But despite seeing himself as Jesus reborn, Inri refuses to celebrate Christmas saying it is just a day where 'the rich humiliate the poor'.
‘It is a day when the little sons of the rich can show the gifts they received while the poor children only get a crumb,’ he said. ‘So it is a very sad day for anyone who sees things with the eyes that I see.’
Inri says he first experienced the 'revelation' that he was Christ during a religious fast in Santiago, Chile, in 1979.
Since childhood he had been following a powerful voice that 'speaks in his head' but it was only on this occasion that it told him:
‘I am your Father. The God of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob.’
Continue to read this guy's story and to see more pics

He now runs his own church, the 'Soust' (Suprema Ordem Universal da Santmssima Trindade), located on a lush farmland outside of Brasilia, the capital of Brazil, which he calls the 'New Jerusalem'.
He and his followers survive on homegrown fruit like bananas, avocados and mangos as well as a vegetable garden.
There's also a chapel where Ingra speaks to his followers every Saturday morning and a kennel for the dogs that guard the complex.
Critics believe he is mentally ill - an accusation he firmly denies.
He said:
"I can be crazy but not dumb. Madness is different from dementia. It is the mother of philosophers, prophets and inventors." .....What do you think guys?

simply_me: Do the needful. Fu ck him.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Like serious??

Abbey2sam: On NL the op matters a lot, you can't just copy and paste for us here and also take the glory..
Believe me! We must have seen it somewhere

hmmmm ... GLORY.... Really Take the Glory for? making front page? cashing the topic at the bank? Don't understand the Glory part... NLers Love the Topics, consume the topics, discuss the topics, like,laff-about the topics, NOT the OP, I have made front page severely SEUN has never given me a call neither have i raise an eyebrow from the ever beautiful NLers, yes in as much as reference should be made to the Original (op) come on bro the topics is what keeps us going...

sкчscrαρεr™:
It seems like you don't know what plagiarism does to a writer. My story had been plagiarized before here on Nairaland so I know what it does.

well the op should take the topic to the bank and cash it if its very important to him/her, maybe write a book on @See How Foolish Some Girls Reason But Think They Are In Love@so as to have a reference on it or probably keep it in his archive and consume it daily... The subject is a food for thought for the intelligent ones and has deep meanings that cuts across all generation thats what matters the rest/afterward... , well just maybe the second op should have made reference to him/her (et al~ more than one author) but he forgot... copied it from an unknown source so had no reference, or NL,FB,MH,MPMY,WP,, should wait until original (op) submits the post before the inhabitants get reminded of this menace in our society... Everyone is entitled to their opinion anyway..

lol traditional christmas flower...

Bad people Bad situation.... Beautiful Recipe

more fato...

The Household of God Head Pastor recently acquired a Rolls Royce Phantom said to be worth N80m and a Range Rover Autobiography worth N30million. He said he bought these cars to celebrate 27 years as a pastor and 30 years as a born again Christian. He opened his garage doors to Encomium magazine and let them take photos of his exotic automobiles to show to the world. More photos after the cut;

if i don they blast am before i go wait until the pipeline dry up na... but if na new model omo na to blast am like that oh.. thats why the call me SPARTACUS... Awho....

All i have to say is that you sound very CHILDISH.. Revenge this revenge that do her this and do her that... Boy move on and grow up.. too many hers/shez/women/girls out there for you to be sulking over one spilled milk.., spent over what? ...is it up to a million naira..mtcheeew na you sabi do what you please if you don't do it well the law will catch up with you and your plea oh the plea with fall on deaf ears...

are we interested in the topic or who is the original writer? hmmmmm.... different folks different strokes... Having read the article whether written by the OP or not... find it very interesting but how do you know a real relationship from a fake one because "realizing you are foolish and then re-evaluating yourself" does not mean you won't be caught up in the web again. people date people for months before sex and after that... same old story...

Pangea: Na the JTF I blame!
You caught hoodlums with such armaments and you handed them over to the police?
Why dem no FIRE them?
If na boko haram now, na another story we go hear!

please note that the JTF is not as corrupt and untamed like the Nigeria Police Force, this military personnel are retrained and re-oriented to handle issues like this... the law says that the miscreants/tyrants/hoodlums/vagabonds should be handed over to the police for on-ward prosecution...

warrior01: Who wrote this junk? The funniest thing is that some gullible ones will swallow the rubbish hook line and sinker.

just wondering what your definition of JUNK is.... If you don't have any evidence to show that this news isn't true.. please shut your trap... it stinks.... as i speak this issue is causing big WAHALA in police Headquarter in RS ... We are in an environment where peoples lives means nothing to some miscreants parading themselves as Govt Officials to commit atrocities and the system looks the other way around... well this year is a year of Gods vengeance continue climbing your high horses the system will eventually swallow all of us...

A prophet, Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele, in a new interview with NigeriaTribune has listed out the prophecies he saw concerning Nigeria and our politicians.
Primate Babatunde is the founder of INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church, Oke-Afa, Isolo, Lagos.

Excerpts:

Many people only know you as a prophet but few know your background. When did you start developing the gift of prophecy?

I never intended to be a prophet. I just attended church and prayed while growing up. I was around 17 years old when I fell into a trance for 21 days.
It actually happened like this.
I was washing my mother’s clothes and the next day was to be my birthday. I was thinking that I had not really fasted. My father would always say that I should fast. But I didn’t like it.
So that day, when it was 12 noon, I told myself that I should go and eat but before I knew what was happening, I fell in a trance. That was all.It was after that that I decided what church to attend. I joined the Christ Apostolic Church. When I got there, the woman in charge gave me the responsibility of leading prayer sessions.
After a while, I went to Aviation School in Zaria where I joined the Celestial Church of Christ. After that, I joined the Scripture Union.
After which I joined a gospel church.
It was after that that I joined the Cherubim and Seraphim church. Every church that I attended gave me one responsibility or the other to handle.

After the 21 days of being in a trance, what happened?

All I said were written and they all came to pass. So, many things happened.
In January every year, prophets come out with different but largely negative prophecies...
I will not take that. There is nothing negative about the warning of God.
The problem is usually the way that we take these prophecies. We are far away from the truth. It is the manner in which these prophecies are portrayed by the press. It is also the way that people react to these prophecies.
We take many things for granted in this country. We are too critical. We don’t fear God. Every country has its own prophets.

What do we expect this year and the nearest future?

*This year, Jonathan will cajole Nigerians and some other politicians.
Some people will want to defect to APC. APC will goof. It will not make the presidency despite all the shakeups that will come up.

*Jonathan will beg Obasanjo. There will be moves by PDP to reconcile. There will be negotiations on the office of the Vice-President, Chief of Staff, SGF, and in the process some people will ask Jonathan to step down.
Jonathan will then begin to struggle for a second term. Some of the governors who left PDP will return in the nearest future. Jonathan will be the last president that PDP will produce.
It will not be easy for the PDP.

*Tukur will be relieved of his position. Northern leaders will not support Jonathan in 2015.
Tambuwal should not contest for the presidency. He will not win. He will be under pressure to leave PDP.
If he leaves the PDP, he will have a lot of issues. He will face a lot of crises. He must be careful.

*Despite all its present problems, PDP will face a lot of challenges this year. PDP will win the presidency but they may lose some states.
Jonathan should consult God for a second term. If Jonathan eventually becomes Nigeria’s president for a second time, he should watch his health.
His second term will not be as peaceful as he expects.

*We should pray for the First Lady.
I see chaos and political revolution. Nigeria cannot stay together for another 100 years.

*If Buhari is not given APC presidential ticket, he will neither be here nor there.
He may threaten to pull out of the APC. Buhari is expecting that ticket.

*Jonathan is the cause of all these problems because he did not listen to warnings.
There will be an attempt on Jonathan’s life. He must be conscious of what he takes. His health needs prayers.
Jonathan’s presidential economic team will fail him.
Some ministers will be eased out while new ones will come in.

*Aviation and the oil and gas ministries will be probed by the House of Representatives. There will be more threats to remove them.
Nothing serious will come out of SEC.
The DG of SEC will face a probe panel. The House of Reps will probe the Finance Minister this year. Their jobs will be under threat this year.
There will be troubles.
The excess crude oil account will cause problems.
I see that Nigeria will borrow money. I don’t know when this will come up but Aba will be the China of Nigeria where Nigeria will produce vehicles, motorcycles and tricycles.

*Exotic guns will be made in Nigeria.
I am not saying it will happen in 2014 but it is part of the things that we should be expecting in the nearest future. It will be a pleasure if we can manage these crises and then I see a greater Nigeria.

*In Lagos State, there will be clamour for a Christian governor.
If Lagos does not produce a Christian governorship candidate, APC will lose Lagos. I see an unknown man ruling Lagos in 2015.
If APC wants to retain Lagos in 2015, it must produce a Christian as a candidate. The person might have been in government.
I do not see Ikuforiji, Ashafa winning that seat. The direction is from Ikorodu area.

*International politics
There will be crisis in Lebanon. I see crisis in Rwanda too.
There will be bloodbath in Pakistan. I forsee trouble in South África, Angola.

*Nollywood star
Let’s pray not to lose any Nollywood star. I see the passing away of a Nollywood star in Yoruba and English. ANTP will have crisis.

*Economy
Nigeria’s economy will not be fantastic in 2014. The price of food items will go up.
Some markets will be shut down in the Eastern part of the country and in the Southern part. Prices of garri, palm oil and flour will go up. Price of vegetable will go up.

collynzo2: APC e-pigs destroyed on yet another thread today. Fûcking liars!

do you have any evidence that says otherwise....? My guess is as good as yours NO... When our leaders fool themselves home/abroad its becomes a political pointing game... Thats why we are still where we are... Even the younger generation is caught up in this web.. Call a spade a spade.. And life goes on..

How you go take know say chairmen Don show? If they could make it 8 Gulfstream that will..

Photoshoped... Look at the contrast In the clothing of the guy standing adjacent to her... Magnification ball can created that effect... Mtcheeeeew next post...

Shuuuuu phcn, NEPA Don seize the light for church oh wish kind wahala be dis...

LoL.... So sad how just a handshake means so much.. Its obvious JEWS no plenty again oh.... Stinking bagger... Give your life truly to Christ and he will show you the path to righteousness.... I enjoyed your chicken slaughter post until you displayed your ignorance hope you are no longer in school because like this now you be white fowl...

As the saying goes MANY ARE MADT ONLY FEW ARE ROAMING