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Carry go you sabi.... Don send Davido the video thru twitter he acknowledged it.... |
which kind mumu story be this one.... na lie its imposican't, Nigeria person go commit suicide because of ipad... hmmm make there investigate this matter well well you go see say na another thing na im kill the woman... RIP if na true sha |
oh boy na EBA na im dey on top that motor oh.... save the EBA and live the car to go down with the flood... ![]() |
mtchheeeeeewww as if the prices money will appear in my account.... ![]() |
fashola must be ROTFLHAO) |
The problem is that your real leaders and their families don't receive medical care in the country they do it aboard so why should they care.... |
hmmmmmmm...... i hope my Ex's ain't reading this crap... |
hhahahaahahahahahahahaa... I can picture OLAMIDE shouting BADOO ![]() |
Its unfortunate that he departed soonest because he seems to have alot of followers.... But the shock and surprise people express over this issue has got me thinking... Do we think some "so called" unique people are above Death? Death is inevitable, everyone must return to dust where we came from... If the deeds he did on this earth was for good and not evil only posterity will judge... Farewell fellow country man... i know your family and followers will miss you.. |
When I need a good dosage of laughter I always come to naira land..... Some comments are cynically funny.. ![]() |
Suen oya this is Front page material... Its promotes genuine religious and cultural tolerance and equality of mankind. |
Really .... As in Realllllly .... If this is true them that is the height of how stupid our police force and judicial system is... N50,000... Bail ... whats the worth of the tree.... well thats if its true ![]() |
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I got the shocker of my life when i saw at the end of a Samsung Galaxy S4 advert that BBM will be on the phone soonest.... Its obvious Blackberry is officially dead and buried... They created their own dead because they never allow external app designers create app for them, restricted people from the BBM community.... they wanted to build their empire solely thereby shooting themselves in the foot because their apps are limited as compared to Apple who give external software engineers the opportunity to be creative...wonderful and ever expanding softwares on Apple App Store both free and at a cost..... |
[b] Promhize: Pls, am not trying to derail this thread but because I'm 1st to comment.[/b] Thats exactly what you have just done... Derailing the thread... please talk about this useless topic elsewhere so people can talk about important issues governing us as a nation in general than xenophobic and meaningless tribalic issues that takes our country no where... |
slinkman: are u dis STUP|Du are such a waste of sp.er.m |
just to say Samsung Grand Duos is 53k just bought one today |
hmmmmm ... What processor does Nokia 3310 run on then... because back then mine could make fast calls.... ![]() |
tits for tats ![]() |
“As it is usual on such occasion, the siren was on when they entered the premises of Warri North Local Government Coucil and about eight soldiers came from a nearby outpost and asked the police driver, Corporal Ekome, to frog-jump....Am i the only one who finds this statement un-usual? thought there is a law that bans the use of Siren by Govt. Officials? |
“As it is usual on such occasion, the siren was on when they entered the premises of Warri North Local Government Coucil and about eight soldiers came from a nearby outpost and asked the police driver, Corporal Ekome, to frog-jump....Am i the only one who finds this statement un-usual? thought there is a law that bans the use of Siren by Govt. Officials? |
Conversation between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i no see anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there. E be like say u wan kili me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take"GOS" state university find. ...(rat ends call):O =)) if this were possible and happened to you what will you do....
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Sanboy25:still laughing in chinese...hohohohohohohohohoho... ![]() |
Come on peps this is someones mom we are talking about... chill out people... ![]() |
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Philipmems: The Accident happened at 1:02pm this afternoon. The menu of the accident was an ARMY Check Point along the express way and a Truck without breaks, wonderful recipe for disaster. While cars where stopped to be checked the truck ran into the unsuspecting vehicle causing a pile up we only see in movies, immediately after wards the truck drive and the conductor took to their heels not minding if anyone died or not. Luckily enough no life was lost only minor injuries. The miracle of the whole scene was a gold color camry that had 9 occupants coming from church mostly kids in the car, was damaged beyond repair not even a hair in their body was scratched according to them... After the accident the Army officers who mounted the road block felt the scene....
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ROTFLHAO)