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Saucepan abi na wetin be your name, for you info, I don't receive threats of death from dead men

N4a$$ abi na wetin be your own name, Oganigwe Long tin dey worry you shebi??

Walks in, hope I'm welcomed

The gate man let me in

Been missin now for some days I think she's busy fending the woounds of Ituen, heard he stole another goat nd was seriously dealt with any way I didn't say anything oh

Just a rumour

Sauce you just heard Mig say a perfect end what it wit you again nd terrible end

I agree with you, so when did you die??

The one that smells ??

Ban

Wtf wit u poster?

No offence meant dear,

I just wanted to make her feel at home before we start lashing out at her

I'm not a jug after all

_{*Sighs, Clemy Oh Clemy, why does this girl give people like phiniter bad dreams??*}

Unfortunately he can't find im that's why he got lost himself

This Guy 's been working for his boss for two years now, nd no talk of commendation, increase in salary, promotion or even appreciation for his work, then with anger he went to meet his boss nd this issued between them

Boss: How many days ar there in a Year

Man: Mostly 365 but sometimes 366

Boss: How many Hours in a day?

Man: 24

Boss: How many hours do you work in a day?

Man: From 8am - 4pm (8hours)

Boss: Okay, So what is the fraction of that to a day?

Man: (thinks nd calculates) I think one-third

Boss: Brilliant of you, so What is the one third of 366?

Man: 122 days

Boss: Intelligent you are!, so do you work on weekends?

Man: Nope

Boss: So How many days falls on weekends?

Man: Um, lets see, 52 Saturdays nd 52 Sundays, Okay, we have 104 Days on weekends

Boss: Okay, so lets remove 104 days from 122, nd we have how many left?

Man: 18 sir!

Boss: I usually give you 2weeks leave per year, so we have 14 days okay?

Man: Exactly sir _{(Enough sweat beads pouring down his head)}

Boss: So from 18 if we remove 14 days, we have how many left?

Man: We have 4 days sir

Boss: You work on xmas?

Man: No

Boss: You work on the New year?

Man: No _{(more sweat beads)}

Boss: Democracy day??

Man: No sir

Boss: How many days do we have left?

Man: 1 sir

Boss: Now finally tell me, do you work on Workers day??

Man: No sir

Boss: How many left now?

Man: None sir

Boss: Now tell me mister man, do you deserve any pay atall??

Man: No sir

Boss: So why disturb your self nd me??

Man: I'm so sorry sir



The man now left the office nd never came complained again

Jorge Na mah main man, ifat I like am well well

the next day maybe the gossip go come talk say wetin happen??

Not too fast Mr. TUrkey, That guy's in his dream

clemcykul:
lafffn like an IDIOT indeed

no brawls intended ok?

YOu don't have to be rude to our New commer as you can see, its the only post shes posted, you don't expect any of the New commers not to behave like idiots only don't tell them okay?

Because she cant see the difference between you nd a goat

In a plane Only Four people where traveling they were
Obj _{*(The former Atutupoyoyo that ruled Niaja)*}
George Bush_{*(The Current Atutupoyoyo ruling US)*}
The Pope
nd a lil Naija School Girl

Then the plane started having problems, nd was about to crash when the air hostess said there was only three Parachutes remaining in the plane,

Obj not waiting a second Quickly Grabbed a parachute and went down_{*I 'm not through with Naija money yet*}

George bush followed _{*My country needs me now expecially as my troops are in Iraq*}

Then left with the Pope nd the lil School girl,
The girl gave the Pope the remaining Parachute but the Pope refused saying, "My child, I'm now an Old man nd you still have a promising future ahead, more over I am happy to sacrifice my life for you nd for God"

the lil Naija School girl said " Ah Pope, the President of our Coountry grabbed my School bag, so there's actually two Parachutes remaining for us"

You suppose know say the guy wear im brain for Under im belt

B cos its made of Metal

as an AjeKpako, please don't put yourself into problems by tooasting the wrong persons
just follow these rules nd you'd not be in soup

1. Don't toost a chick in a big fast food place like Mr. Biggs, Tantan, etc., _{*Because na your boss send you to buy food, hope you no wan spend im money paying for wetin another chick chop??*}

2. Abeg, behave as if you didn't see the fine chick by your side in the bus _{*or you go pass your busstop*}

3. Don't even try to tooast chick for Super Market_{,* because even though them one buy Hundred buck somethin, them go make am double*}

Suckin

their last names

Ituen
Migines
TT
Thug life
Neyoyo
Freezy
Mr. Turkey
Sam milla
BenJi and
Tj_Tj

I know understand for them oh!!!

If TT 's a trouble, then forget it, I don programme im already so no way wey im go be an kinda trouble for me

_{*makes sure dagger, guns, nifes are in place*} I no too trust that guy, im fit carry some of those toy guns whe im mama buy am for xmas

Turkey sorry, Mr. Turkey,

He actuually ate your clone for xmas so hes a lil confused seeing you here

Owhhh

Mine starts

Suga_Lips
Iteun
Migines
Mr. Turkey(Still in my BArn)
Showbobo,
Tessy,
Clemcy,
Effuah
Uzzian
Freezy
Nd finally
TT


God almighty bless Y'all nd protect you guys from things like Shekpe, kaikai, sikness _{*like heesh I Vee*} , nd finally Bla bla la a


Merry Neu Yae

you can get it in Yaba Left side, but I doubt you mates there would allow you go with it??

Ah3munch abi na wetin be your name, you think say this place na museum,

Okay, you dey nvincible and nvisible

that means you;er a dead man

hey you guys I just wanted to show you what some of this girls ar saying, I heard this in a foreign radio station the other day, nd I was mad, I mean I didn't actually form this my self Oh, Make una no go say na me do am


Mhh, saucepikin, you de try me oh