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He knows say them no born am well to talk unless I'd give im more shit to eat

Well leave that to me, I wont even think of releasing the keys of my ban for any thing
_*Shouts* Hey mr. Turkey, you'd be safe with me, just dont disturb all o my hens

ben~jay:
So make we dey clap for you now or what ?

nd who told ya that I nid ya muta fukin hands to join for me??

Migines:
And u made it your biznes?

Ask em

Mr. Turkey's fled into hidin, for your infos, he's under my bed right now even though I draged im nd put im in the ban, well I locked it so you guys cant get im

ben~jay:
@phiniter In good spirit of the season, i will pretend i didn't hear that.
But try am again and see wetin go happen here.

You can't do more than a dead piece of chalk

@TT
Na your fada de eat shit

In the Garden of Eden, a young beautiful woman stood and was so lonely that God asked her What he could do to keep her company,

Please create a male company for me!!

Okay I'd create a man from your a$$, make him stronger than you, make him protect you _{*Cause his going to be you slave*}, Make him real naughty when he's in the mood, and finaly make him pay for all the services he's going to render

But on One condition??

What is it??

You must not tell him you came first, its going to be a secret between you and me, Woman to Woman





No be me Write am Ohhh

so whats our fukin business??, abi you want me to replace you make that area boi wey them dey call TT come go for my behind dey toast SugaLips eh

you plan no go work

How many post una go post with different names self??

you can buy her mosquito coil, I see say malaria dey worry you for brain, she'd appreciate it very much,

@poster
Hope you know the person at your back's an efcc??

his calculator's no more working

Na advice

Them don dey craxe

Yo momma's bla bla 's so wide when ya old man wants to F***, he puts even his walking stick to tighten em

ben~jay:
Mess Shit, see as this Thread just dey smell.

Like you

of Malaria of the brain

@Clemy, My sis, this one no be the matter of being a lionward,
Tell me when both the eleven we follow play, both substitues, supporters club, fans, even their coach follow pounce on me, tell me where lion go for survive all this ones

but like I said , I'm a hero, for even surviving in the first place

Migines:
Roflmao.
You deh toast village chick.

Tha was by the way

tope_teadr:
You hd better go wit your village chick and leave my sugadear.

Tha was years back you hear, I've told you, I don't wanna see you hangin around SugaLips, or, beware, your head might as well as fall of and you'd pick it iwth your own hands

tope_teadr:
Make him return to him village and never come back.

Back to poster

ben~jay:
@All I think this script will make a good nollywood movie.

@phiniter You have got lots of qualities. _{(village chyking for example)} Don't let it all go to waste.

ar you a movie director??

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots
a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her
little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't popup right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortable, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little "accident", she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?

He answers, "Madam", if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit
when I tell you the price

Theere ar reall silly mistakes one makes that can cost one a whole lot of problems, this one happened live to me, when eva I remember, I don't know if I go cry or laugh, well let me share it.



Hmm

I went home to my village some years ago, I was in my final year in the Secondary school then, so I heard my people had a football match with the neigbouring rival village, well since it was mainly my agegroup I had to join them, the match was to be played in their home, that is we were away.

on getting there we noticed that they were actually mixtures of our agegroup nd some older boys, but we were not that scared, we knew our capabilities so we started the match which the winner was to go home with the amount of money we put on the ground,

Like we Knew, _{*little did we know that it was Unfortunate*} We won the match in their home, not only did we win we whiped them 4 goals to nuttin,,
Hmm
The Third goal was the beginning of our problems when after we scored, the guy who gave the goal was slapped by the goal keeper who claimed he hit him before he scored _{*we all knew it was a lie*} but we did not know then that it was the begining of the problem,
when we scored the dying minute fourth goal just before the whistle went off was when the main problem started, but this time it was on the Captain, *You can guess who the captain is* I was in the middle of angry looking guys who just dealt with both the referee nd the person holding trophy we were supposed to go home with, that means they collected both their money nd ours too, well I thought it was something we could argue about in the field, well I guess I was wrong when,

I removed my shirt

This gesture was made because I was sweting all over, and my jersey was scratchin me, I actually forgot that it also gestured I was ready to fight, _{*tell me how many people I wan beat??*}

You ssee even my collegues that was there saw the brutality in these people's eyes and were like hmm that lagos boy, I talk say im go put imself for trouble, how many people im wan beat,??

this people Pounded me,, hey, them boza me, infact, starting from the smallest to the biggest, it was just like throwing fried meat in a lion's den, everybody wanted to have a feel of my flesh that day.

Luckily for me, I had toasted a chick from that place the previous day who told me she'd think about it, You see, She was actually the person who saved me that day, she went nd call some elders who came to the premises nd dismissed all of them,

they now left me in the middle of the field nd left, only for one of my closest brothers who was in hiding watching them devour me concluding that if others left, he'd be there to atleast take my dead body home _{*if it he saw it or saw my skeleton which ever*}

He carried me nd was able to lift me home on his bike, that was how I was saved that day, thanks to this chick, nd my brother, I'd have as well as died there were he not there to tak4e me home.



Hmm

If I remember that day, sometimes I'd fell angry, sometimes sad, sometimes funny,

_{TT, you need to see the way I bazukad all o' em that day If it were not that I'm a strong guy I'd have died, so you see, stop messin with Suga or I'd pour all my anger on you you hear}

Consider your self a dead man boi

Ndubu Isi, Or Odu

If you take a look at Iteun's Pic, you'd no doutb know who's the most beautiful Male
as for the female I can;t say who's the most handsome

Must I always go with my weapons any where I go just because of this silly person??

In French/English/Yoruba/Igbo

Werre gidi is this Monsieur, Onye ara Ka Obu,

The Marine stood and faced God,

Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shining,

Just as brightly as his brass.


'Step forward now, Marine,

How shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek?

To My Church have you been true?'


The soldier squared his shoulders and said,

'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.

Because those of us who carry guns,

Can't always be a saint.


I've had to work most Sundays,

And at times my talk was tough.

And sometimes I've been violent,

Because the world is awfully rough.


But, I never took a penny,

That wasn't mine to keep,

Though I worked a lot of overtime,

When the bills got just too steep.


And I never passed a cry for help,

Though at times I shook with fear.

And sometimes, God, forgive me,

I've wept unmanly tears.


I know I don't deserve a place,

Among the people here.

They never wanted me around,

Except to calm their fears.


If you've a place for me here, Lord,

It needn't be so grand.

I never expected or had too much,

But if you don't, I'll understand.


There was a silence all around the throne,

Where the saints had often trod.

As the Marine waited quietly,

For the judgment of his God.


'Step forward now, you Marine,

You've borne your burdens well.

Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,

You've done your time in Hell.'

Picco What??, he's name 's Migines

Seeing the extent of damage by TT, he quickly buries his butts and waits for some second while he reloads the thee in One weapon(Riffle, Bazuka, nd Sparrow), then he shoots to the center, relived no body survied

Well thanks for granting my wish,

_{*Grant Ko, Grant Ni*}

Well I was only Joking, you don't think I'd leave My suga baibe and go anywhere, well You must be kidding

_{*Falls asleep, and finds himself dreaming again, Its high time I shot the hell outta TT's head*}