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timidapsin:
VIDEO OR I DONT BELIEVE IT

coming soon

debdave:
ABI nah...lol.

na so jare

uzoormah:
girls wont hear...stop opening ur legs

how u wan con take enjoy am if i no open my legs. How can we even pls u guys? U ask 4 sex we ask 4 money so why complaining? If u don't want us 2 ask 4 money den stop asking girls out instead let our dads do everything till he gives our hands out in marriage. LOBATAN (finished)

Emodeee:
look the way you are dressed@ur dp and you say i shouldn't ask you for sex?

Come, let's go inside.

hehehehe. Abeg na wetin wan apun inside oh?

Topestbilly:
Yes u will not sell bread cos I did not see any hate comments from you.

lol tanku den

SlazzyK:
Girls wont hear
Stop asking guys for money!

guys won't hear.. Stop asking girls for sex

Topestbilly:
Olajumoke oooo

If dis is a dream I pray u don't wake up till the end of this world.

Where are those people allergy to Olajumoke's gist?

My advice for you, is either u accept default or you deactivate you NL account.

If any of you quote me enh, you will turn bread hawker in 7days.

I quote u but i will not sell bread

debdave:
No be me talk am nah. NA Acidosis ooOohh

lol

DeathStroke007:
so you think because you are poor, you can do any immoral thing to get rich? have you forgotten that you will die? have you forgotten the punishment of the grave. ?


Subhanalah

abeg u no just get point jare, so liv matter

debdave:
He's saying "make sure you marry the BAE ...to avoid stories that touch..
ABI Acidosis?

shoro niyen

iykekelvins:
Nigga, No need to be rude

I've seen someone that looks like her around Iba Estate..Nawa uu

he no rude now na just unto flexing thing* Wink*

Toks2008:
Abi the rat dey pity me cos i dey drink garri wey im don put mouth?

exactly. Na wetin me sef wan talk b dat or maybe hin don shit there,abeg shey u don go see doc sha cos of LASA oh? I can't shout abeg

Toks2008:
lol dont mind me, im used to calling him my kid broda...And yes if the washing machine is faulty,i could help my wife take her cloths to the cleaners and help her do her undies as well as cook for her only if she is ill or heavily pregnant and tired.

lmao.. So based on just dat right? U no too 9ice jare

nlfan:
This Is How I Broke Him Down After He Broke My Heart

I met this young man when i was 21 and he was 24 we dated 4 years, we were both struggling, we stayed with each other and help each other to grow.

We grow to become successful and i became very influential in my field and he was so proud of that.

Last october we agreed to walk down the isle, we were planning where we are going to stay after the wedding, he stays somewhere in Lagos mainland while i stay in the island. He told me that he will be moving somewhere in Mowe in Ogun State where his father built a house about 2 years ago.

I told him that will not be a good idea, going from Mowe to Victoria Island everyday will be terrible for me since we can afford a house in Lagos at least for now or we stay where he is staying currently, he maintained he cant change, we could not reach an agreement on that, the next thing i got a shocker, he traveled for event outside Lagos to the east, where he comes from, only to get attracted to a girl he met there and came boldly to tell me, if i cannot marry him and stay at mowe, there are so many good girls who will rush the offer and in annoyance i told him, have you found one please marry her.

To my surprise few days after i saw a photo of him and that girl he just met, less than two months all over social media, he has engaged her.

Initially i was pained, but let's face it he doesn't deserve my tears, his groups of friends started calling my line to ask when we stopped dating since we still stepped out recently to his friend birthday.

I didnt know what to say i asked them to ask him, things went that way and i started hurting, after he did official intro to the girl i knew it was over, i called him and told him i wish him happiness and best of luck with his wife to be.

He felt bad but said he knew i was a good person that he is not shocked i called, i ask him to keep me updated on wedding plans and he did and i told him i will attend he said he will be grateful.

On the wedding day, during the reception i showed up, i had gone to get a very flattering dress, i even paid for make up, i looked so beautiful i couldn't believe myself too

When i entered the room everybody went crazy, all his friends and associate knew me, some are even pained at what he did to me, i showed up all his friends rushed to greet me, it took over 30 minutes to cheek kiss all of them and hug a few, the few people who didn't know me was wondering who i was and why i am so beautiful

I went up to greet him, he almost fell down from where he was standing, i greeted his wife ( a village girl from akwa ibom lol - the way she pronounce the thanks for coming though )

I started catching fun and dancing crazy, my ex couldn't stand it anymore, he ask his wife to go inside the car only him came to greet his guys where i was seated, THEN BROKE DOWN IN TEARS

HE CRIED SO LOUD LIKE PEOPLE WERE SCARED, People will think that i will disappear from there scene since he was crying, i was still seated shaking body to the tune of music, he then told one of his friend, i don't know but i think i messed up - the guy was like you messed up big time, are you just realizing, then live with it the rest of your life, his wife rushed out of the car i guess he heard his prince charming was crying, he came and the moment she opened her mouth to ask daring wot isssit, guys had funny faces about to explode.

At that point he left and i continue hanging out with his friends before oping into my car to go home. He sent a touching sms yesterday.

oh my gosh. Dis's exactly wat i planned doing 2 my Ex too.. Una go hear 4rm me na coming soon thing

Neduzze5:
Eeyah... Bad romance gone wrong.

The heart of man is desperately wicked... Jesus, save your people!!

make he save us 4 una hand oh

skelewu404:
Hmmmn maybe after killing my uncle

u don't have 2 kill him now. Just pull d trigger & let's se wor apuns?

Toks2008:
lol...

I have a 33yr old kid brother..a perfect husband material...he can cook,clean the house,even wash your cloths for you sef....iranu.

33yr old kid broda?? Oh my God how old are u den?? Anyways there's absolutely nofin wrong if he washed my cloths now,wat are are husband & wife 4

Akkord4gov:
Are you kidding me
Wetin concern me sef
When God opens your chapter,nothing can stop you
This girl worwor but anyway beautiful than all these egocentric nairaland babes

haba why now

skelewu404:
It was my uncle that discouraged me from selling bread at agege how i wish I didn't listen to him

there's still time now

charix:
Ewu Gambia!

confirm Ewu Gambia as if say na him dey pay 4 ur data

osesology:
I dont know what you guys are talking about cos she looks fwesh to me.

me too oh cos i see nothing wrong in wat she's wearing

M

teemanbastos:
Hi nairalanders, ... Pls help me, I take soft drinks everyday... I know the implications but I feel overcome by it.
Any idea on how to stop this..
I know there are many people in my shoes.
Please advices.

I myself i need serious help oh cos am as addicted as u are

Toks2008:
That moment when a lady says "you are a husband material"

Start getting ready to be the wife.

b4 nbko wetin remain,we sef like better thing now like husband material.. Wink

taurus21:
Yeah something like that

which 1 be something like dat there?? Let's knw who she is 2 u now so as 2 knw how 2 do it

taurus21:
It kinda sounds insulting to say such to even a younger person, this person in particular is someone I love so I'll have to be really stupid to call her a goat don't you think so? Thanks anyway

he said joking now.. He really dint mean it

Cutehector:
Chei dis lady wey wicked for film dah year pass Susanna wickedness sef


Chei she go kill Dat houselp. Chei

nna ehn u too get am guy. Over wicked sef kill her

100Cents:
Jesus Wept..

no be small wept

Wat on devils name is she still looking 4 at age 42.. some woman can just be so stupid i swear,at least she should have had those dreams of hers b4 going in2 d marriage now. Person wey get head no get cap & person wey con get cap no get head.

raziboi:
i like dis guy.... (no homo)

I like dis guy.... (yes homo)

Kind of

tollyB:
okay dear...i await good news

amen, thanks a whole lot

tollyB:
you never got back to me,namee

oh my bad,sori i 4got.. The stupid organisation doesn't even knw d different btwn text & interview,it was actually tex dat we did dat day & they promised they were gonna call us 4 interview but they haven't anyways