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I applied but wasn't called for the aptitude test.It's all good though.

joboy834: @phonon, congrats on ur call for medicals with KPMG. Were u also involved in the PwC recruitment 2013 exercise?

Oh dear.Sorry 'she' Thanks

chidike: thanks. ..lol. ..seen. By the way he's a she...thank me later.

Applied Physics

He meant to write,'My net pay.....'.He obviously wasn't talking about MNET if one looks at the whole conversation.

chidike: mehn why do you now wanna leave, mnet seems ok naa and pay's better. abi did you study accounting?
or is it the job prospects?

I hope the police use their own mace(baton) on him.

You now wonder why some people think soldiers are more suited to curbing indiscipline amongst Nigerians,no matter how highly placed they think they are.

So an operation that would have lead to the capture of a terrorist turned into a volunteer mission?Seriously?Anyway,I heard that SEAL Team VI that killed Osama Bin Laden was a volunteer force because all the other Special Ops team chickened out.

OH BOY!Of course he is happy for you too.Esosadiva don vex o. Don't mind him;no words can describe how excited he is about your success and that is why he didn't write anything.

EsosaDiva: way if there's someone I'm really happy for, its Oga Phonon...it looked so far, yet ur morale didn't dwindle, and here we are! Congrats bro...looks like we 'might' be neighbours.

So u saying u not happy for me abi

Thanks Armani_NG for the kind words and support.I thought this moment would never come but it eventually did.We WILL be neighbours and I look forward to seeing you and other like-minded nairalanders.BEST OF LUCK.


[quote author=Armani_NG]Missed call from KPMG

Anyway if there's someone I'm really happy for, its Oga Phonon...it looked so far, yet ur morale didn't dwindle, and here we are! Congrats bro...looks like we 'might' be neighbours.[/quote]

"Scent of a Woman"
"John Q"
"Sound of Music"
'The Godfather"
"The Matrix" (just Part 1)

Chosen my location

Still the same. I have gotten 9 messages that I can't read.

Lewenski12: there is a way to go around dat.. U do not need to reply d static msg NL sends... U click d reply button in ur browser or phone interface, it opens a fresh document and it automatically fills the 'Email To' field with a nairaland domain with d senders actual addy in brackets. U can copy d addy in bracket and send directly to d sender bypassing d Nl email thingy.. I hope dat was helpful..

Thanks Boss Lewinski. KPMG would call you eventually.I learnt first hand that calling won't do much good.Your calls would get ignored after a while.We're almost there.

Lewenski12: I'm in ur shoes too.. Tho in ITA. Which of their numbers did u call? They neva pick their calls was evn thinkin there was a typo in my number dats y I avnt heard from them.. + d kinda response u get is like somtin one wud use to get a curious kid out of one's hair.. ( ˘̶̀ ̯˘̶́). Kpmg kind like to give sum1 HBP sef. Hian!


Oga Phonon congratulations!

Thanks dear.We were probably in the elevator together,about four of us that the security lady led upstairs.How did the interview go?
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quote author=Nwanneamakah]

congrats dear...that means I prably saw u...cz I wz there arnd 2 as well...for an interview tho...hope I'd "b like u" soon[/quote]

For those that sent me private messages,Nairaland has not forwarded them to me even after replying the initial message.I didn't ignore your messages;Seun should look into this.

I met the diva also.Ha!We are all expecting good news;hoping for the best.Hee hee!

EsosaDiva: Met phonon @ kpmg today, we both went for our medicals together, we should get good news by God's grace. Amen

Thanks man.Wishing you the best in this process.

Just got an SMS from Dragnet that says I have been shortlisted for an aptitude test.How does one select a venue?

Impromptu call this morning at about 11:20am from HR.I was told to come pick up my letter for medicals by 2pm so I left work and headed there.Done with the medicals and awaiting the offer letter any day from now.

Tingles: @Phonon:Was it an impromptu invite or you were notified in advance?

Impromptu call this morning at about 11:20am from HR.I wa told to come pick up my letter for medicals by 2pm so I left work and headed there.Done with the medicals and awaiting the offer letter any day from now.

Tingles: @Phonon:Was it an impromptu invite or you were notified in advance?

Thanks Maestrob for the kind words.We are all here to support ourselves.Patience is really a virtue.Best of luck bro.

maestrob: Congratulation my bro.
Thanks for your info and update.
Please, dont leave us in the darkness as touching info about assessment center and other stages.
We will soon join you in that Green Tower.

Wish you all the best in life.
Wish you a good medical report and interesting training experience.

You, Esosadiva and my oga Phonon are trailblazers and pacesetter on this thread.
We appreciate.
Wish you all a nice training experience

Wishing everyone success as they await to port(either from "Sitting at Home Nigeria Ltd or "Already Under-employed LLP) to KPMG.Good to see you today Esosadiva;see you soon.

maestrob: Congratulation my bro.
Thanks for your info and update.
Please, dont leave us in the darkness as touching info about assessment center and other stages.
We will soon join you in that Green Tower.

Wish you all the best in life.
Wish you a good medical report and interesting training experience.

You, Esosadiva and my oga Phonon are trailblazers and pacesetter on this thread.
We appreciate.
Wish you all a nice training experience

Collected my letter. Going for medicals now.

Just collected my letter. Heading to Q-Life.....

Amen. Thanks bro. We shall all be there.

maestrob: @ Phonon & Esosadiva

Big Congratulation to you

God had done it.
Wish both of you good medical report and exciting/interesting training experience.

We will soon join you

Phonon:OKADA!
Okada man: Where?
Phonon:KPMG Victoria IslaND
Okada man: 2500
Phonon: I will pay you 3000 if you can stop talking and start riding

Just got a call to pick up my medical letter today.YIPEE.It is almost over.

It seems one of them has a contagious disease that the other already knows about.

He is not too young if he is from a certain part of the country where it is not uncommon.

3kay945: Are you sure? cos that dude looks too young to father a bride

That could be Lagbaja since we are no sure what he looks like.[img][/img][img][/img]

That could be Lagbaja since we are no sure what he looks like.

As if the cows they have are not enough........