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Career / Re: Working With The Big4, Your Experience. by Phonon: 10:59am On Jun 29, 2015
Klynveld,Peat,Marwick and Goerdeler (KPMG). No one uses the full name.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Abduct Winners Pastor During Prayer Session by Phonon: 7:00pm On Jun 14, 2015
If he was prophesying at the time then that would be ironic. grin

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Politics / Re: Yuguda Left Empty Treasury, Destroyed Bauchi - Governor Abubakar by Phonon: 8:58pm On May 29, 2015
It is easier if one just travels to Bauchi and ask the Governor directly if he has proof or not. Not sure if there are direct flights to Bauchi from Questionville.


MuguliciousMUGU:
Does he have any proof, or is he just making baseless noise?
Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by Phonon: 8:54pm On May 29, 2015
TANoids are back. I don't know if this 'analyst' understands that the US military structure completely differs from ours. He is relocating the command centre dealing with the Boko Haram insurgency and not the whole military.

US Central Command, US Pacific Command, US Africa Command etc are all structured to deal withUS military interests around the world depending on geography. The real CENTRAL command of the US military is the Pentagon.

This clown should just go home and lick soup.

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Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by Phonon: 8:48pm On May 29, 2015
TANoids are back.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Citibank Management Trainee Program by Phonon: 7:27pm On May 23, 2015
It certainly wouldn't. Just package your CV and Covering Letter very well to increase your chances.

donkunzman:
Well...it won't hurt applying.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Citibank Management Trainee Program by Phonon: 6:56pm On May 23, 2015
My information is based on persons I know who got into the programme and the criteria listed for similar roles in other countries where Citi advertised such.

donkunzman:
I can't find any information about the job criteria on their site, but from what i found online about the managenent associate program, it says "at most 2 years' experience"
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Citibank Management Trainee Program by Phonon: 5:13pm On May 23, 2015
This job title is "Management Associate" and it is usually for those who have had a number of years of experience, at least two years. THIS IS NOT A TRAINEE POSITION.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank 10 Minutes Per Day Job Application (share Your Experiences So Far) by Phonon: 6:02pm On May 17, 2015
Gives you an idea as to the kind of work environment successful candidates are going into. angry
Politics / Re: Photos: Jonathan Rides A Train by Phonon: 9:37pm On May 07, 2015
All aboard the "Clueless Express". grin

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Women Hate Each Other by Phonon: 7:04am On Apr 28, 2015
You will definitely hate someone who can see through all your disguises and bulls**t. A woman can't deceive another woman neither can she have her way all the time with a woman. A woman can't fake tears to another woman and so on.

Some women on the other hand love men as friends because it is easier to manipulate men with all the wigs, makeup, eyelashes, fake butts, and other whims and caprices. Men can't easily see through while women can smell fakeness from a mile away.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Pics Of Abacha, MKO & Tinubu. by Phonon: 10:45am On Apr 18, 2015
Is that not Gen.Chris Olukolade, the current Army spokesman on the left?

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Blasts Igbos - Blames Them For Piracy. (screengrabs Included). by Phonon: 7:08am On Apr 07, 2015
I truly hope that all the American movies and TV series that Kunle Afolayan watches are all original DVDs. I also hope he does not download pirated software or buys pirated software. I hope so.
Politics / Re: Financial Times Newspaper Hails Tinubu As The Godfather Behind GEJ's Defeat(Pic) by Phonon: 10:48am On Apr 06, 2015
Man who helped topple Nigerian president displays Svengali touch

Former Lagos governor, known as the Jagaban, joined forces with Buhari to wrest power from Jonathan

From his redoubt on Bourdillon Road in upmarket Lagos, a man popularly known as the Jagaban cemented his reputation this week as a political Svengali with the role he played in helping to orchestrate the downfall of Nigeria’s sitting president, Goodluck Jonathan.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu, whose name comes from the Jagaban chieftaincy title bestowed on himby the northern town of Borgu,was from1999 to 2007 governor of the nation’s economic engine, the coastal state and mega-city of Lagos.

The political godfather now of southwest Nigeria,Mr Tinubu’s unlikely alliance with Muhammadu Buhari, the austere former military ruler and now president-elect,made possible the first opposition victory in the country’s electoral history.

“There needed to be an alignment for us to be able to stare down the government in power,” said one of Mr Tinubu’s lieutenants. “There needed to be a catalyst for that alignment.He was the most prepared for that.”

The manner in which that alignment evolves is nowamong the big questions Nigerians are asking when considering the likely character of the incoming administration.

Described as “deeply Machiavellian” and a “master strategist” by one of his party peers, the Jagaban cannily built a political empire among ethnic Yorubas. in Lagos and the southwest, as formidable, according to allied politicians, as that of Obafemi Awolowo, who led Nigeria’s second-largest ethnic block at independence.

He did so over the past 15 or so years, having survived a string of bruising turf wars with the ruling People’s Democratic
party, which was forged from political networks across Nigeria during the 1998 transition from military rule. PDP barons had become so adept at oiling the electoral machine that they sometimes boasted the party would still be in power in 100years.

It was the merger of the Jagaban’s Action Congress last yearwith the party of the president-elect — strong in the north but weak elsewhere—that made it possible for the opposition to challenge and ultimately defeat the PDP.........................................

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by Phonon: 9:09pm On Apr 05, 2015
Why do most girls dislike broke guys? This is an equally important question.
Car Talk / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Makurdi. (Graphic pics) by Phonon: 8:35pm On Apr 04, 2015
I only see goats. Where is the yam?
Politics / Re: Jonathan And Buhari Meet Privately In Aso Rock by Phonon: 11:05am On Apr 04, 2015
Why did they meet in the banquet hall? Two persons in one hall? Why did the meeting not take place in the President's office?
Politics / Re: Top 5 Incumbent President Who Conceded Defeat In Africa. by Phonon: 6:22pm On Apr 02, 2015
Where is Joyce Banda of Malawi?
Politics / Re: ISIS Accepts To Join Forces With Boko Haram by Phonon: 9:54am On Mar 13, 2015
Talk about a hostile takeover. Terror Inc. just opened for business.
Education / Re: Exclusive Photos Of JAMB CBT Center As Candidates Sweat It Out!!! by Phonon: 1:24pm On Mar 12, 2015
I hear you.

bastien:
even if the network go off and the system log u out,if after some mins u log in back u go continue from where ur time stop
Education / Re: Exclusive Photos Of JAMB CBT Center As Candidates Sweat It Out!!! by Phonon: 11:55am On Mar 12, 2015
When the power goes off and you realize there is no UPS connected to the computer, then you know you are finished.
Politics / Re: Moroco Recalls Ambassador In Nigeria Over Presidency Unethical Practices-bbc by Phonon: 8:49pm On Mar 11, 2015
Morocco is the country that produces all the sardine you put in your Indomie. The biggest economy in Africa can't make needle and thread.


victorD3:
Lies from hell. Who if morroco to snub the biggest economy in Africa.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Xlclusive Gets Himself A Bentley (pic) by Phonon: 1:43pm On Mar 11, 2015
We only saw the wheel with the Bentley logo. Show us the whole car. I have seen a Maybach sign on a Kia car before. JUST SAYING..... grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: See The Kind Of School Bus Conveying These Pupils To School (Photo) by Phonon: 7:30pm On Mar 10, 2015
The political class have made sure that suffering is incorporated into the minds of children at an early age so that they will be satisfied with a cup of rice and groundnut oil when they grow up. It may seem hilarious to some but this is not funny at all. Politicians should be held accountable for the misery they have caused many Nigerians; the nitwits who are also celebrating the Yam and Goat mediocrity are culpable too.
Celebrities / Re: Asa's Boobs Generate Much Fuss Online (photo) by Phonon: 2:27pm On Mar 10, 2015
Col. 2:9 says "For in Him all the fullness of Deity dwells in bodily form".

You guys should not vilify her for having the fullness of deity. grin


We have been shouting change, there it is. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Arik Air Delays Minister Of Aviation's Flight For Over 4 Hours In Abuja by Phonon: 9:11am On Mar 10, 2015
The delay was caused by an unidentified goat eating an unidentified yam at the Presidential Wing of the airport. grin

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Steering Nigeria With A Steady Hand - Washington Times by Phonon: 3:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
Washington Times and not Washington Post. Only the Lord knows who paid for that article to be written.

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: NIGERIA CAN'T AFFORD Brand New Trains, It Is Not America by Phonon: 7:57pm On Mar 07, 2015
We are going to need new plus-size prisons for politicians like Okupe in order to accommodate him and his hyperactive brain tumor.

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Food / Re: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by Phonon: 11:25am On Mar 04, 2015
Where is Crush? Where is Dr. Pepper? Where is Fanta Chapman? grin
Politics / Re: Nightmares On Benin-ore Road Before Goodluck's Tenure; See What GEJ Has Done! by Phonon: 11:27am On Feb 25, 2015
When did fixing a road become Rocket Science? Nigerians are concerned about real issues like electricity, security and employment. If Nigerian graduates can get a good job after school, then what is a bad road when I can afford to take a flight or buy an SUV. Just give us light, security and good employment. Kudos to him fixing the road but that is not the point.

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by Phonon: 1:45pm On Feb 23, 2015
He should stop playing 'GAYmes' and come out of the closet or under the bed already. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Institutes Panel To Oversee Fresh NIS Recruitment by Phonon: 12:59pm On Feb 23, 2015
“Nigerians should help the immigration service with information, our borders are too wide, and we need the corporation of all Nigerians to effectively police the border,” he stated

Hmmm!!!

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