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Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Aptitude Test Invitation by Phonon: 7:01pm On Aug 23, 2013
Your dear?Don't give me hope o.Just kidding.You are most welcome.



Goldenbaby: @Phonon,Thanks my dear
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2013
Refer to her last post.



dynamitee: Where are u looking at? As in which areas?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Wanted:Beautiful Babes Who Need Hot Sex In Lagos! by Phonon: 1:13pm On Aug 23, 2013
I'm not a sweet guy or cute or sexy or handsome, and I am struggling in my final year in the university (I think I have two or three extra years left)

If you're beautiful and you have no self-esteem or intelligence and need a guy to make love to you the way no man has ever done before, then call me 08097504233.

I'll make you cry in bed because of the pity you would feel for me! A lot of strings attached, asides the boring sex and lack of intimacy, so pls old women and greedy local girls who are looking for guys to take care of them, pls don't miss this opportunity!

Only senseless babes who live in Lagos should call me.If you don't live in Lagos, I'll provide transportation.
If you're a Sugar mummy and can take good care of me financially, you don't need to call me because I will give you not-so-good sex that you've never had before!

Call 08097504233 if you're interested. You'll be glad you did!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2013
grin


EsosaDiva: Wats most important shld be d areas I'm lookin forward to staying Frm surulere down to d island
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Aptitude Test Invitation by Phonon: 1:06pm On Aug 23, 2013
I suggest he wears a nice shirt and tie with a black trouser. Everyone would not be going into the interview at once that day. He could cook up a story about his suit jacket getting torn on the way there and ask someone who is also there for the interview (i.e. if they are not going in the same time) for their jacket. I am sure by the next interview, he would have gotten a suit. Best of luck to him.


Goldenbaby: @Phonon, thanks. But he has submitted the credentials yesterday and was asked to come on monday for another stage of interview. So that is why he needs suit.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Aptitude Test Invitation by Phonon: 9:53am On Aug 23, 2013
He is just submitting documents,he doesn't need a suit for that.With regards to the interview,it would be best to wear a suit and if he can't get one by then,he should dress as professional as he can.That's a last resort but I know he would get a suit by then.



Goldenbaby: Hello house, my brother wrote the aptitude text on tuesday 20th August,and he was sent an e-mail that he was successful on thursday, and was told to come and summit some credentials for the next interview which will be on monday 26th August, but the problem is dressing code, he heard is full suit but he don't have money for that now and the interview is very close. Please can he wear only trouser and shirt.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2013
Were you?I was dead serious;I was actually planning to foot the bill.Hee hee!



Tingles: Hehehe... I hope you know that I was just kidding?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 3:34pm On Aug 22, 2013
Abeg frame the thing and let's end the discussion.Hee!



Tingles: Lol... It will not fall into water, green or brown in Jesus name. Are you trying to tempt me into laminating it?? :-D
CelebritiesRe: OJB Donates N200k To Children's Hospice, Hearts Of Gold (photo) by Phonon: 12:53pm On Aug 22, 2013
A cycle of donations. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 6:49am On Aug 22, 2013
I know it's a pre-read and that's why I mentioned it not being exhaustive.I meant one would not need to wait till they got the comprehensive materials before understanding all the concepts.




Tingles: Lol @graffitti... I know it isn't even the course material, it is a PRE-READ and there is scanner lying around , idle. So, I kept the scanner busy since most of my reference materials are in pdf format.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 8:11pm On Aug 21, 2013
You scanned yours?That's some serious stuff.My copy now has 'graffiti' all over it;best of luck keeping yours clean.#smiles#.Well,do whatever it takes to get the job done.The pre-read is not exhaustive;one would have to read some texts that would give deeper insight.It's almost here.....



Tingles: I have actually scanned mine as pdf, I am so used to reading on the screen these days, besides, I don't want mine to be the dirtiest by the time we resume. cool


I am interested too.


The mods could just hide the posts instead of going through the stress of editing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 1:01pm On Aug 21, 2013
Well said Esosa.You haven't opened it?You have just been relaxing?Come on.I have perused it but would take a second look after I resign from my present employer this coming week.READ AM O.

EsosaDiva: @sanity27 I totally understand dat all u did was in good faith, no harm intended. U be my guy na grin buh still pls all post on salaries n figures, Let's modify. Dis post was meant to aid peeps waiting for resumption. Successful peeps can meet and discuss salary wen we resume @ d academy. One luv y'all! Congrats to all dat got dier offer letas. Make sure u read up ur handouts, resumption by the cornercheesy grin @phonon, time flies o*whew, neva open d handout sef
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 5:06am On Aug 21, 2013
Na joke I dey joke o.:-D


sanity27: Phonon,I knw say u b big man.u dey owe me suits o.nairalanders b my witnes!Lol
No p as regads d isue,I'av moved ooooo.May God keep us all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 8:18pm On Aug 20, 2013
@sanity27:I stand by you on whatever you posted because I believe you had and still have good intentions.Salary estimates for companies are posted on sites all over the world but maybe not as detailed as it was here.All the same,don't apologise to no one for what you wrote.Let's move the thread forward.If you need gold-plated suits for resumption,let me know.LOL!
CelebritiesRe: CNN Anchor Isha Sesay Marries Leif Coorlim by Phonon: 6:04pm On Aug 20, 2013
She asked him out for a drink.That's a lady that knew what she wanted and went for it without her pride and ego getting in the way.

I wish ladies from a certain African country can take a cue instead of whining about lack of 'good' men.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 5:53pm On Aug 20, 2013
Someone has already made it clear that it was a bad idea to put such analysis out there.There is no need for the "Naija graduate sef" comment.Did you school in Nepal or Somalia?



premium1: Truthflly, diz ȋ̝̊̅ڪ unProfessional,why wil sm1 ßε̲̣ analyzing a companyz pay.na waoh. @ list, wait Til Ɣsmileyΰ enteR na.Naija graduate sef.smh!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 12:57pm On Aug 20, 2013
I totally agree with your assessment.One has to balance the need between providing information people need to make career decisions (which we can't deny we have benefited from on this forum) and divulging confidential information that the firm has entrusted us with.

koladecollins: In all truth, its unprofessional.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 10:40am On Aug 20, 2013
Well,you have a point.All the same,no harm done.



EsosaDiva: Chei! See as una analyse KPMG salary structure for naira land....... Some tings shld be private oooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 9:57am On Aug 20, 2013
As concise as everyone would want it.Thank you.CASED CLOSED!


joboy834: Dnt waste much energy. Your monthly take home is N124,600.

Lest I forget, after confirmation you need to give 3 months notice if you want to leave on a good note. Promotion is every year with 10-20k increment depending on your performance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by Phonon: 6:51am On Aug 20, 2013
Just doing what others have done to help me and everyone else.#smiles#




eliz003: *** @ phonon. Man! U must have a good heart! Uve gotten ur offer letter , yet u still create time to visit some threads basically to give advice and offer help where necessary! Thanks man !
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op):
Okay.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 4:13pm On Aug 19, 2013
I tried doing calculations on the compensation and I got a headache.Whatever one would get would still not change whether one worries about it now or later.The best thing is to go straight to HR on the day of resumption and get all the answers to your questions.Unless someone here has the answers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by Phonon: 11:13am On Aug 19, 2013
I understand your pain because I experienced it firsthand.I applied four times before I was finally called.When I did meet a rep from the HR department,he did say many times some applications goes to junk and many other times,one's application comes in late in the day after they must have pooled names to be shortlisted for that dat.Here are my suggestions:

-Use a different email address to apply
-Send your application before the close of business

Try this.It should work.


Huzzie: i am a little bit curious about this KPMG graduate trainee opportunity, I keep applying every time I hear of it yet I haven't been opportuned to get invited. Pls peeps aside your CV, what other thing(s) do you send and do you include cover letter?
CareerRe: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(NAUG) by Phonon: 7:04am On Aug 19, 2013
I hereby resign my membership of this great association;may your membership deplete fast.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 2:34pm On Aug 16, 2013
Congratulations!See you at the towers man. grin


Tingles: .

Thanks bro. I eventually got called, and as I type now, my offer letter is safely tucked away in my briefcase. Somebody should please congratulate me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 6:31pm On Aug 13, 2013
If anything comes up,I'll gladly share.



EsosaDiva: Pls fellow nairalanders I need accomodation on or within the island environs. I need agents num or if therz a vacancy u knw of. If u fllow dis thread n u also lookin for accomodation close to or on d island, reply to dis message. I'll prefer a 2 bedroom apartment so I'll be needin a housemate(females only).I'll also need info on self contained houses wif reasonable prices
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 6:26pm On Aug 13, 2013
Gbam!



EsosaDiva: Dats cool, so did u reapply after the intern. Ok. Iv seen d answer in ur later threads..... All in all, I believe in making d best frm situations. So I'm prepared to put in my very best
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 1:11pm On Aug 13, 2013
I do get you my friend.It's just that I was thinking he would take it in a different way.My apologies if I came off as offensive.The verdict is out there based on perception:PWC is better than KPMG.Some are concerned about money in the interim;others prestige.All in all,making the best of your opportunity is utmost.The firm doesn't make you succeed,it helps you.



ify4charm: I get you phonon but it is just an innocent question and you knw from the previous thread i created i got an offer from both KPMG and PWC but it seems the opinions i m getting are mostly from pple who work there or prefer PWC. It would be nice to get an opinion from someone who has actually worked in KPMG. I hope u understand now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Waiting To Resume With KPMG? by Phonon(op): 8:18am On Aug 13, 2013
This may come off as heckling.I am sure he has his reasons; maybe he got another offer which he considers better than KPMG. Just saying......

ify4charm: I know that, i meant why did you not go through the graduate recruitment process to become a permanent staff at KPMG?

Sori, i m just curious.Thanks
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Moves To Put Man In Space by Phonon: 5:17pm On Aug 12, 2013
If Benin-Ore Road and Lagos-Ibadan Expressway can be fixed and it doesn't go bad for about 20 years, then Nigeria can put a man wherever they want. Until then......................
WebmastersRe: Do Nigerians Use Google To Test Internet Speed Rather Than Search? by Phonon: 3:28pm On Aug 12, 2013
WebmastersRe: Do Nigerians Use Google To Test Internet Speed Rather Than Search? by Phonon: 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2013
This made front page? huh

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