₦airaland Forum

“Nigerians should help the immigration service with information, our borders are too wide, and we need the corporation of all Nigerians to effectively police the border,” he stated

Hmmm!!!

Ordinary Ijebu Gari and everyone is going nuts.

From CMS, take a bus/keke to Obalende. From Obalende, take a bus going to Falomo and stop at AP filling station opposite Chicken Republic. The street just beside the filling station is where you want to be.

hayzhed:
pls, how can I get to cardinalstones' office @ Ikoyi from CMS?

If they were killed by an airstrike, why is their body so intact? An airstrike would have obliterated their bodies.

As a matter of FART, that is what happened.

20pounds:
I am sure OBJ is rolling in bed and smiling on reading this news. He'd fart( very loud and evil smelling) and say;

"Jonathan mumu! Useless boy from the creeks. Where were you when I liberated your people from the bondage of Ndigbo under Biafra? Oloshi!"

He'd stroke his famed civil war wound on his tigh abi knee?(Can a Nairaland lady confirm the location of the wound please?). Roll over again and let out another evil smelling fart, before spreading his arms and legs as if he wants to fly.

So much Nollywood movie plots on Nairaland.

This guy has exhibited professional gallantry. Channels should send him to hotspots like Borno or Kabul to improve on his ducking skills. I can sense Channels TV reviewing their montage to include this guy.

Yet they tell us wait till marriage. NO NO NO. We have to investigate before marriage to make sure all parts are accounted for correctly.

All aboard the Otuoke Express.......

The transformation agenda is working. Transforming every normal thing in this country into chaos.

*they see me rolling, they hating...............*

The Minister of Defence, Asari Dokubo will be making a statement shortly. Stay tuned........

He should introduce it fast because we wouldn't want him and his family to escape when they are jailed for killing Nigerians at the NIS recruitment sham.

The Armoured Personal Carrier (APC) in the last picture has a license plate of the Nigerian Army 7 Division Headquarters. So these weapons were probably seized or 'borrowed' from the Army in the first place.

These artistes make many people who complete advanced degrees in the university seem like they wasted their time.

A mammoth crowd is also expected for the PDP campaign in Borno.Free bullet-proof umbrellas for the first 20 attendees.

In step 1, it tells ladies to show no fear. If the guy is coming at you with an axe, machete or broken bottle, PLEASE SHOW A LOT OF FEAR AND RUN.

ALL OVER NIGERIA -- Many Nigerians have expressed disappointment over the 'execution' by high unemployment, insecurity and lack of basic amenities of millions of Nigerians (names too many to mention) by the general citizenry despite its pleas.

The Nigerians were 'executed' for just being loyal citizens and trying to make a living. Also 'executed' with them was the general respect Nigerians once had.

The 'executions' were carried out despite persistent pleas for clemency from the citizenry, including foreign governments and NGOs. The 'executions' have taken place on a continuous basis despite the hard work of many Nigerians

Voice of the People Spokesperson in a statement, yesterday, reiterated its appeal to Nigerians to continue to not accept mediocrity or promises of good living from people who have continually destroyed this country

"The people will continue to be law-abiding to negotiate and conclude a Presidency Transfer Agreement on February 14, 2015 that may enable other wrongly 'convicted' Nigerians to be able to eke out a decent living for themselves. Thus, the Nigerians have summoned their PVCs to make sure that idiots don't rule us again.

Meantime, the citizenry appealed to INEC to exercise transparency for the future of this country to have a path to follow.

That is quite sad. By the way, where is this 'ALASKA' estate?

Premium Friend Zone.......

O dear Lord. Alright, you are correct.

Mondisweets:
But she just said it only started during the marriage

PDP has been hacking into the lives of Nigerians since 1999. Let them do something about that.

How do you expose members of a club of which you are the newest member?

Yet he and his Ministers won't ride in an Innosson SUV.

Of course that is what she said. I am saying that he was probably showed traits of a violent man before they got married.

Mondisweets:
You read the part she said the violence only started after he got a job? Which was after they got married?

This 'Bobby Brown Syndrome' this guy is suffering from is an ailment he had before he married her. She saw it and decided to marry him hoping that with time that he will change. PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE OVERNIGHT; PEOPLE RARELY CHANGE. So sad though.

We didn't try him; he imposed himself for almost two years. Mr. Ph.D has been there for 5 years. They are all the same; let the election just come and go.

Vicotex:
we've tried him before and nothing to show

Non-taxable income. Churches are the best start-ups in Nigeria.

What has been the benefit of the Ph.D a certain African President has? Let us try an 'illiterate'........

Vicotex:
Haters gona hate.
Buhari where is your school certificate?


Gej till buhari cows provide his cert.

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Mogidi:
GEJ is probably one of the busiest presidents in the world. Where does this man get all this energy? Can Buhari actually withstand the rigours of a presidential position or he just wants a state funeral?

75yr old Buhari go quench within 3 months of this job hence Tinubu is positioning his men.

NO HE WASN'T