Erediauwa:
I couldn't find any "savage reply"

She's implying that he's in hell

Why? He is mad and he's got no one to tell him. Not even the photographer

simonlee:
simple trick....

use a strange number to forward a text to your phone that reads "i will give you N20million and an oil company job if you divorce your wife and marry me"...
then see if she wouldn't go back to factory settings!

Look who's back!

I can never eat that thing..

czarina:
Oh, you code too?

Beautiful!

Thank you!
I'm a newbie too tho.

In case you don't find anyone, you can download ProgrammingHub and mimo apps to help you learn on your smartphone. They contain different programming languages and are interactive. Download the hacked apps online though, so you can enjoy premium and pro packages for free.

Daughter

Kingrexyl:
Look at how you edited ur life on your profile? Smh

In case you've never heard of Snapchat, learn to mind your business.

The song is playing right now in my area I swear...

They gonna start adding it to processed foods but won't tell you. That's when you check ingredients list and see things like flour, sugar, E205....

Wizkid and his love for older women

Religions are soo complicated..nobody knows the real truth behind anything. Misconceptions everywhere...Just believe that there is a God and do good work.

Is the person a he or she or shim?

Skyfornia:
Nice one...the sound 'gbim gbim' that you felt in your heart when you touched your pocket and realized your phone is gone is called...egba mi o.

I just can't stop laughing

DAVE5:


You don add pepper and salt inside him explanation, pls read below

Lol blogging will fit me sha

maklelemakukula:
abeg when you finally understand the analogy, break it down for me and other sane people who are probably wondering how someone would irrationally deviate from a topic and seemingly pass it off as unparalleled wisdom

Okay, trying to relate it to the topic, it means when he was younger, he found a girlfriend(Adult) whom he used to sleep with for free not paying anything. Because he discovered that all those random girls slept with different kinds of anyhow people.

Sh**t's really scary tho...it kinda looks chinese sef

murphyibiam15:

Are you serving in Dutse?

No..Hadejia. Are you?

Jigawa should top them all. I'm currently serving there and I can tell you that my PPA don't even print exam questions. We have to write it on the board and imagine the students asking me to please use Hausa to teach them the way other corpers/teachers are doing..smh

Who send them? Inviting VIP and VVIP just to impress the rich people who knew better. In this hard and trying time, even the rich don't spend anyhow hence their gifts of flowers. And they did it in a five star hotel...kikiki. RIP tho

VAKTUM:
I dated only 3 but I've fvcked over 50 so I know . and besides my friends all have the same thing to say about owerri girls . They are the cheapest girls to fvck in Nigeria.

Imagine..and you that slept with over 50 is not promiscuous and cheap? It's really a Man's World..

Is there such thing as a secret wedding for celebrities? We know now, don't we? Thanks to Social Media

Biting the hand that fed you...ahh she does not even have shame

That's what happens when you give guns to animals

I still can't believe this is a guy

Mr100Dollars:
The two, mostly the head, when i got to know, I drank a lot of spirit to wash my tongue.

So you can't give head to someone who has given birth? What about your wife when you eventually marry?

tillaman:
depends on the brand, I ate one local rice yesterday and I almost lost all my teeth, it was like they bagged the rice intentionally with stones just to supplement the weight, I was so bittered that I was second guessing if the border closure was worth it after all at least until they get a de-stoning machine they should open that border, I can’t loose all my teeth, that rice wasn’t cheap my Grammy bought a whole bag of that stone riddled rice, I couldn’t leave the food cause she’s going feel bad, next time I visit her its a big No to rice

Aww so sorry. You didn't pick the rice or you didn't pick it well.

ifeconwamama247:
But must we eat this foreign rice? Why the hustle

I swear. I even noticed that local rice is far sweeter than foreign rice.

Is it only me that thinks this cloth is not fine?