₦airaland Forum

VAKTUM:
I dated only 3 but I've fvcked over 50 so I know . and besides my friends all have the same thing to say about owerri girls . They are the cheapest girls to fvck in Nigeria.

Imagine..and you that slept with over 50 is not promiscuous and cheap? It's really a Man's World..

Is there such thing as a secret wedding for celebrities? We know now, don't we? Thanks to Social Media

Biting the hand that fed you...ahh she does not even have shame

That's what happens when you give guns to animals

I still can't believe this is a guy

Mr100Dollars:
The two, mostly the head, when i got to know, I drank a lot of spirit to wash my tongue.

So you can't give head to someone who has given birth? What about your wife when you eventually marry?

tillaman:
depends on the brand, I ate one local rice yesterday and I almost lost all my teeth, it was like they bagged the rice intentionally with stones just to supplement the weight, I was so bittered that I was second guessing if the border closure was worth it after all at least until they get a de-stoning machine they should open that border, I can’t loose all my teeth, that rice wasn’t cheap my Grammy bought a whole bag of that stone riddled rice, I couldn’t leave the food cause she’s going feel bad, next time I visit her its a big No to rice

Aww so sorry. You didn't pick the rice or you didn't pick it well.

ifeconwamama247:
But must we eat this foreign rice? Why the hustle

I swear. I even noticed that local rice is far sweeter than foreign rice.

Is it only me that thinks this cloth is not fine?

bobokeshington:
Rice don bexome coccaine for we contry now... Buhari sef

My mum's birthday too. Happy birthday in advance dear

Wait, he bled to death there on the floor with people all around him? What's happening for God's sake?

Eyya Frodd. It's like Mercy is winning this

Rice and spaghetti. Ahan? If you want to cook rice, cook rice. Don't add spag biko

Do they still need to find out the reason why he was killed? He's a cultist for God's sake! They kill themselves just like that

Please bring the old design back. This is hurting my eyes seriously

nonxo007:
Some places by now its his charred body we'd have seen.
BTW I hope this new nairaland design isn't permanent. Its making reading quite difficulty and clustered, the lines helped a bit. "I'm speaking for myself"...

So the design has been changed? No wonder. I have been trying to make out what was different. My eyes are even paining me

Tecno is the finest here o. Followed by Donjazzy..he's cute. Then zlatan

Can you imagine? Some Nigerians have no shame

Abeg this Blackface should go and sit down. Ahn? Since how many years ago?

Boeing again?

truthsayer009:
Alhaja Yemisi.

That was what you said, not me. So its God that protect according to you.

I said THEY have that mentality. I'm done talking about this

AmazingELixir:


Gift ni surprised koh...is this not thesame farm took that tweeted N1million as criteria for a date sometime ago....I'm very sure that fan knows perfectly what he is aiming at...oloshery is one of the oldest business craft known to womanoids..diswan is just manifesting it her own way..

No..the farm tool that tweeted that was Toyin lawani or something like that

truthsayer009:
Don't worry dear. I will come and take you out on a date with this truck.

Its only God that protects

Yeah but we should also try to protect ourselves too. On a date with that? Thanks I'll pass

Haaaaa..na wa o. What is this for God sake? Sha they have this mentality that it's only God that protects. If it's not their time to die, they won't.

illiteratepmb:
It'll still fail very soon.

Please let's use our mouths to say only good things. It shall be well for all of us.

Buhari is a witch and Charly Boy is a winsh

When Nigeria was a country...

To arrive on the 5th? So they would have killed all Nigerians there already? Na wa oo

Lattifah Dangote?? Kikikiki

RIP dear namesake. May Heaven be your final abode. To be a Nigerian is not easy.