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PoliticsRe: How It Really Happened In Rivers Assembly - Eyewitness by picaro(f): 2:15pm On Jul 11, 2013
dior8: @Op...are you amaechi's paid e-rat huh
Are you GEJs?
CareerRe: To Become A Referee In Nigerian Globacom League? by picaro(f): 1:28pm On Jul 11, 2013
CALLMESTAR: [size=35pt]why are we all viewing this thread that was made over 4 years ago and was last viewed about 3 years ago??[/size]


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Yes, why? LOL! brought us back, didnt it? I just Loooove Nigeria...(*shhh, them foreigners are listening, so we better play cool.*)...yep, that's right. Nigeria is a beautiful country, with beautiful people. We aiite. We cool. cool Nahmean? grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Internet-enabled Pillow Connects Long-Distance Lovers by picaro(f): 1:24am On Jul 04, 2013
How many Gigs e go chop overnight? For Nigeria wey internet na luxury, the talk go dey load and boot slowly. Abeg! Free me now!
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Eyes Bikini Girl In Brazil While Being Interviwed by picaro(f): 7:29pm On Jul 03, 2013
gbokukueba: This is low journalism! Shame
Ode! Did he say he was a journalist? Which one u be? High journalist? You must be high on cheap drugs
HealthRe: 53-year-old Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 20 Years Of Childlessness by picaro(f): 5:20pm On Jul 02, 2013
So who needs the praise? Jesus (God) or Science? Woman get your mind right and give credit to who its due. Congratulations, but if it wasn't for science, she'd still be fasting and praying, with pastors making a living off her.
PoliticsRe: America No Longer Need Nigerian Oil- Pres. Obama by picaro(f): 8:04pm On Jun 29, 2013
Why do you think this will prompt Nigerian leaders to reconsider the total reliance on Crude Oil? Every leader considers his pocket while he's there, and what will happen after he leaves is none of his business. As long as the current president and cronies in power have made enough to feed them and their family, what's their concern about the long term economy of the country?
As long as their pockets are not affected much, the economy can look as bad as it wants to.

It is bad news. Why? The govt will start looking for other means to feed their greed and prevalent life style- eg: heavier taxes and reduction in capital expenditure.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by picaro(f):
pweetiedee: iyanya is an immature bastard!!!
Well said. Disappointed in him. Wow! So men with this sort of brain still exist? that makes him feel good, right? To break a womans heart and brag about it?

He's just pathetic.
EducationRe: Female Student Whipped Into Coma In Lagos by picaro(f): 12:07pm On Jun 29, 2013
solomon111: No,you are wrong.
The use of"mouth" has failed in the US and the UK,atleast i can speak from experience.
Go to most US/UK parent and family forum,and hear what they are facing from their kids.
Over 95% of them will agree with you that their greatest regret is their inability to flog their erring children.
Their govts has rendered them handicapped.
Oh, were we talking about flogging? In that case, I agree with u.

Silly me, I thought we were talking of sth else.
EducationRe: Female Student Whipped Into Coma In Lagos by picaro(f): 11:34am On Jun 29, 2013
solomon111: what mouth are you talking about?
How effective has"mouth" being in the US and UK?
Are the parents over there not frustrated?
Are the kids there not worse?
Mouth ko,leg ni.
I'll answer u step by step.
Answer to 1st question: 'same human mouth noni'.
Ans to 2nd question: 'use of the Mouth has been quite effective in the US and uK, I tell u. Perhaps u need some lessons in that regard?'
Ans to 3rd question: 'oh no, parents over there are not frustrated. In fact, they actively adopt the techniques too. They are quite satisfied with the results indeed.'
Ans to 4th question: 'depends on what u mean.'

No, not leg, I said mouth
EducationRe: Female Student Whipped Into Coma In Lagos by picaro(f): 11:25am On Jun 29, 2013
BashToks: Are u f××kin kiddin me!!??
How did u manage to turn this into something s€xual
Dese chiks na dem bad pass cheesy
you're in the zone! See all others dey perambulate and jiberate. See, no be rod rod rod all the time.u gatta use the mouth and/or tongue too sometimes. And the 'students' will not fear you, and will in fact 'love you' for it.
EducationRe: Female Student Whipped Into Coma In Lagos by picaro(f): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2013
bellong: Next time, the teacher should learn how to deal with students without using the rod. He can earn respect without the rod. Infact his students will love him dearly and absorb more in class out of love for the teacher and not fear.
That's what I tot too. Why always use the rod, when u can use the mouth? Its just wrong.

By the way, we mean different things here
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 1:09am On Jun 29, 2013
Acidosis: You are a very big f00l

People like you are the reason why many would not help this OJB dude.
Any small thing, its OJB.. Is OJB the only sick one in Nigeria...

Why don't your pastor/reverend father/iman go and pray for him?

Why don't you go and pray for him? or is your sins too much that God never answer your prayers anymore?

Must Pastor Adeboye walk with bathroom flip flop on the road sides of Lagos for you to end your f00lish not so sensible criticism??

If OJB needs prayers, what stops him from giving his life to christ.. (by repenting from his old bad ways of fornication, wordly life style, f00lish not inspiring songs, drunkiness etc.)

Why didn't you f00ls preach to him, or are you just waiting for Adeboye who has over 80million members to come do that?

The number of Pastors and Ministers under the leading of RCCG ministry is more than the total number of MEN in your state, and still you expect an elderly man old enough to be your grandfather to start walking and distributing N20 to the unrepentant touts on your streets..?

I hope you people will not kill yourselves someday...

Hatred kills faster than HIV...

Let me ask you, what must He Adeboye do to satisfy you??

Is he a God that he now has the power to change the hearts of you f00lish politicians?
He can only preach to them... He cannot force anyone to repent..

Why should he (Adeboye) come to your state to distribute relief materials to you when he has over 200 Pastors in the same state?

In short ehn... I don tire for una matter...
I tried replying you but discovered there's no way to do so without descending to your level, and that's risky to the minds health. You have said absolutely nothing worth replying to. As a matter of fact, let's just say you have said nothing. Ode
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 5:15pm On Jun 28, 2013
cerebral assain: wen Jesus was eatin wif sinners didn't dy criticise Him
Yes they did. And in response he said it is the sick who needs the physician, and not the healthy. In this case he meant to preach to them and convert them from their wrong ways. His disciples included tax collectors, who at that time were seen as crooks. But he changed them. Now point at how many crooks your man of god during his fraternity with these political crooks, has changed...none? Well goes to show his intentions. In fact, shortly after he publicly frolics with them, they go and sin some more! Goes to show, he doesn't speak the truth to these men, neither does he want them converted.
He is an example of hundreds of other deified men of god. The impoverished congregation watches on and will 'touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm'. Pathetic
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 5:02pm On Jun 28, 2013
torhuke: stop being an ediot. pastor adeboye does all that.
This is so sad. He does all that, does he? Wow! Please, give me links, show me. I'm an unbeliever, educate me, you fool!
You lose your mind worshipping a man, and you assume he does no wrong, and quick to arms when someone raises questions. Is it not obvious to you that your god of a man is a fake? Wallowing in billions of naira, while you impoverished nitwit sit there and deify him. Is this not the same man who entertains criminals from Ibori to corrupt leaders like GEJ et al?
You say even Jesus entertained tax collectors and thieves, yes, repented thieves. And keep in mind, Jesus never legitimized them to continue, rather he spoke against corruption and threw out thieves in the 'house of god'. He rode also with the common men and healed the beggars ON THE STREET.
So don't come up with that crap of Jesus did this and that. Your so called men of god ride with sirens and armed police men. They fraternize only with the wealthy and worse still the oppressors of the common man. My enemy's friend is my enemy. He who prays for and encourage those who oppress the downtrodden, is an enemy of the people. But the people, yes those blinded fools will hail their opressors and fight those who speak the truth.
I'll leave you with what your jesus said, if you want to walk with him, sell off your riches to the poor and needy, speak for the poor, other than that go Bleep yourself!
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 1:44pm On Jun 28, 2013
Riversides2003: Pls you need to go learn how to talk, that picture you are seeing where does it look like it was snapped,no matter how bad no matter how good, some people still needs to be recognised and is think Ibori i one of them,if you have not sinned, cast the first stone are u a saint yourself?hatter fu*k u
Read what u wrote. Does it even make sense to u? ure so smart!
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 1:42pm On Jun 28, 2013
mekaboy: Did JESUS stop anyone from seeing him? If he is with ibori what's the big deal? Even if ibori stole Nigeria money and donated the money in church,all the money in the world belongs to GOD, so if you still it and bring it to him, he will receive it but punish you for stealing.
There you are! so make me sef go rob bank, carry am go church, and when arraigned, i'll say 'all the money in the world belongs to God'. see thats what this gullibility does to you, you stop being logical.
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 1:39pm On Jun 28, 2013
mekaboy: You people go blind and deaf when Adeboye visits people in prison, it is only when he visits a gov that you can open your mouth to criticize.
What is this one saying? My friend, if he ever visited the sick in public hospitals, prayed for them and perhaps distributed something, the world will know. Trust me, we would have heard. The fact is, he never did. You dont see him walking on the streets helping the broke and needy, no! you see him frolicking with the high and mighty, fueled by the money you gullible punks donate on a daily/weekly basis. Y'all better start thinking though.

Why him no visit OJB go pray for am? Abi OJB no sick too? cos the guy no be politician, and him no get money.
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 1:20pm On Jun 28, 2013
Pukkah: why can't this man just go and rest? At least it would be on record that he was a Governor in the state.

But why did Pastor Adeboye go all the way to New York to see a Nigerian politician? Na wa o! Are they friends? huh

If it was to pray for him, why couldn't he pray for him from Nigeria?

When people criticize Adeboye for hobnobbing with the corrupt Nigerian elite (e.g. Ibori) and not speaking up against the many evils in the land, his church members would start retorting.
You don talk am finish! This Adeboye guy na sneak! Hes a politician himself jor! When him go LASUTH go pray for sick people? What about those in Igbobi? Na only where e dey sweet u dey see am. Shio!
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Suswam Visit Suntai In New-York by picaro(f): 1:12pm On Jun 28, 2013
If he is well as they claim, why hasn't he returned to Nigeria? Why hasn't he spoken to address his state himself? Why the reported description evidence of his health? Is it impossible for him to 'fully recuperate' in Nigeria? Please!

Now comes the true test for 'Daddy Gee Hoe's integrity. Why hasnt he spoke himself on the state of Suntai's health? Well, I'll tell you why. Cos if he does, and lies to Nigerians and it turns out that Suntai is actually a walking vegetable, his congregation (i.e: 'Sheeple') will be disappointed. If he speaks the truth, the govt will be mad at him. A quagmire he is in.
PoliticsRe: Lagos/Ibadan Expressway To Be 10 Lanes —FERMA by picaro(f): 11:53am On Jun 19, 2013
buchito1: Cause all u said are jst copied! Nd 70% is crap!
He who affirms, must prove his affirmation. Copied from where? If you cannot show us, then you are as foolish as GEJ, and i fear, worse. What stupidity bedevils your mind to speak such utter baseless rubbish. Are you that shallow?

I repeat, (and please tell me i copied this too) GEJ has failed woefully. He remains the worst, unintelligent and most corrupt leader Nigeria has had the misfortune of having. And should you think I'm wrong, attack me with proof, and arguments to the contrary. Other than that, your foolishness amazes me.

Did the post touch a nerve? Well, you obviously are part of those GEJs team of internet goons, paid to scare and deceive online. Tragic. So tell me, how much is your soul worth?
PoliticsRe: Lagos/Ibadan Expressway To Be 10 Lanes —FERMA by picaro(f): 11:37am On Jun 19, 2013
buchito1: Copy nd paste! Ode!
huh huh Meaning?
Please, try to make some sense.
PoliticsRe: Lagos/Ibadan Expressway To Be 10 Lanes —FERMA by picaro(f): 10:14am On Jun 19, 2013
these people must really think Nigerians are fools and all illiterates. Na by mouth dem dey repair roads?
Nonsense! just repair the road, shikena! now they start promising heaven and hell.

By the way, now some paid GEJ goons, armed with laptops and internet have been trolling threads and forums lately, echoing the same things under different aliases, and attempting to white wash the nonsense administration. It is a notorious fact that Nigerians have never had it this bad and rough, with the cocktail of unemployment, homelessness, corruption in the corridors of government, poverty and infrastructural decay at its all time high. And so, how they attempt to deceive us from this reality with their nonsense talks remains a mystery.

No matter how much the rain falls, it can never wash away the spots of a leopard. GEJ/PDP has failed miserably, that fact cannot be contested.
Christianity EtcRe: Michael Thomas-Sambo Divine Revelation Of Hell by picaro(f): 1:17pm On Jun 16, 2013
Here's another bullcrap! Hell, diseases, suffering, damnation, eternal fire and damnation:::oooohhhh! Scary.
So God is said to love his children so much that he sent his beloved son to suffer and die on the cross, he loves us so much he created heaven and so much blessings on earth, yet a scory blazing hell if we so much as sin just a little, to burn forever and ever, yet he loves you. Yea rite. I believe in spiderman and superman too.
Some obsessed brother with a tweaked mind had a scary prolonged dream, now runs out to tell some fantasy tale. Many serial killers had same tweaked minds too, saying 'god' told them to kill this and that. Why he don't ever talk for himself? Sheeet!
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Makes Me Cry by picaro(f): 4:40am On Apr 20, 2008
so? if you dont love him anymore, leave him. you really should make him KNOW you have options. better ones. leave that punk! thats advice right there!
TravelRe: What Are The Safest Parts Of Lagos? by picaro(f): 4:27am On Apr 20, 2008
fact is, aint no safe place in lag. if buses arent after u, cars are, bikes too! wheezing hither and thither. thieves and bandits, rogues and punks, dirty environment, gaseous-polluted-poisonus air, everything. the safest place is on ur bed. man, even bandits can reach u there!

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