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It's relative.

If you're selling chewing stick and you make N2,000 daily that's success.

If you own a standard boutique and you make N2,000 daily then your village people, your neighbors and your ex-girlfriend have kept you in a calabash and tied it with red bandana.

Pics

A3 ko Vitamin B4 complex ni. The hell kinda grading system is that? I hope this is a poor attempt at an April Fool's joke.

CriticMaestro:
saraki

Shallow thinkers will say this guy is wrong for mentioning Saraki.

You pipu cannot leave somebody to hustle? Them give her work? My sister carry on. Is awwa work oh!

Let's see who will be the first to Afonja-rize the matter.

Every man must carry his problem

The side effects of menopause.

For some weird reason I was expecting d!ck pics.........

And the money for my brother's registration is with me. See as I happy! Almost bought 2 packet shirts till I scrolled down. You b!tch!!!

Age: 23
Account Balance: GTB N79.24 + Skye N21.49 + Fidelity N23.66 = N124.39K.

Broke.

You don't have a girlfriend to use as collateral? Oya carry gun.

LASMA!!! LASMA!!! Oya wear cloth. Work dey.

#enroute_ASUrock

Sanitary towel? Ah ahn. Is it that big? OP, is it woman kpekus or hippopotamus own?


Anyway, times are hard. You wash that sh¡t, hang it out to dry and re-use.

OP, ordinary "I'm desperately in need of a girlfriend" you cannot say. I applaud your ineptitude.

What do you call the security men outside a Samsung store?








Guardians of the Galaxy.

Saying "We can still be friends" after a breakup is like saying "The dog died but we can still keep it."

New life. Who this?

Hoe Code:

1) A hoe must have a hoe's back.

Yes, doesn't bother me.

1 shot of agbo juice and the poison wee clear. Them dey crase na.

Fate of The Furious.
Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2.
Spiderman: Homecoming.
Wonder Woman.
Justice League.

B¡tch please.

Nevertheless, Falz is still kpansing Simi.


I mean....how many rappers do you know is having AMVCA?

In a nutshell, darkness is part of the ingredients.

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AND SHE HAS NYANSH!!!!!! Baby let me shoot my M5 inside your Al Qaeda.

That dab is the end of all dabs.

Can you kill a terrorist and still Snapchat?

Traffic will still hold you along Sagamu road. Please give me a Ram truck.

My wife's child's mother.

3 and a half years? Only? But why?

While in America homeless people intentionally commit crime so they can be arrested. Free accommodation. Free food.

Kinda ironic that his website didn't have a wall.

(Pun Intended)

Best Pick Up Line:

My name is Piccolo. What's yours?

Get me pregnant once.....shame on you. Get me pregnant twice.....shame on me. Get me pregnant thrice....you're good at this and I respect that.