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Wait wait wait....she no even send am work oh. I was thinking she dared him or something. Oh Sweet Cucumber of Anambra State! Wtf is wrong with you man? It's sad that there are lots of cripples out there who wish they had legs...yet this one carry im own they waka upandan. You, your leg, your outfit, the road you trekked on, the CSO that welcomed you and this thread....all of you are mad. See his rëtardëd smile...looking like a fossil record.

klassykute:
10 years later

poooooooshhhhh grrrrrrrrrr gbummmmmm!!!!

me junior go and check what just hit that rock


junior...
papa its DAT marriage oooo

You heartless winch. Most times we type "Lol" without really laughing. But I laughed out loud mehn. Damn that was wicked.

What's her IG handle oooooooooh?
#grannyonfleek #grannyawards #72andstillqueening #72isnothing #72isjustanumber

Who uses follow-come pepper to cook noodles? Eeeeeew.

Folake gimme fresh pepper N100.

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Let them rinse the crown inside Dr Igodo Koko cleanser....before she'll pass crown and lesbianism unto another girl's head. Despite all the cucumber she doesn't even look healthy. See her face..... like fossil record.

There's nothing I'll say that will beat that young man's reply. Lol. I can smell the guy's vexation.

Olu Jacobs in his greyheadedness still fine pass the boy. What I see in that picture is a slightly upgraded version of Taye Taiwo. Ordinary tie he cannot knot.



Is play person is playing oh. I rather born this one than not father a son at all.

Julietcutie:
lol OMG this is so funny.... u just made me laugh

Happy to be of help Ma'am

May your success know no bounds.

Shut Up Access Bank. Your expensive ATMs are not paying. The only thing those machines do is give your card bløwjøb. Nothing wee come out.

Oga please come and give the speech here. Stop "impregnating" other people's "wives" when your own "wife" is "barren" as fück.

Emusan:
But you people voted him out because you think he's impotent that's why he couldn't impregnate his wife.

Sad truth bro. At least he has pën!s. His successor has a navel for a d!ck.

Richiy:
Leave my slippers out of this

Fine. Let's concentrate on your derrière then. Lol. Your crazy outshines my crazy. Let's do this thing foreign. Lemme slide into your DM....

Richiy:
I am oooo

Which dp are you seeing

Who's that with the oversized blue slippers? And provocative derrière....

Richiy:
I woke up to your post. I can't stop

Lol. And I didn't even say anything. Your dp tells me you're definitely not an A3 sheet.

ILoveCockaCola:
Funny ASSernal fan...guess u ll need 5 A4 sheet to wrap mine

Nice nice. Snapchat me that pü$$¥ if it's cool.

PapiNigga:
I started having this stomach upset after having a glass from a pack of 5alive, then
something told me to open up the pack to see the inside n behold this maggot like stuff was in there floating in the pack of a well
sealed 5alive. I wonder how many lives they must have poisoned . It’s only God that can save us.

That something must a very jobless something. Please go and have seat.

If you must fake an allegation... at least do a good job of it. Stop putting orange "kanda" inside bought-on-credit 5alive.

PapiNigga:
I started having this stomach upset after having a glass from a pack of 5alive, then
something told me to open up the pack to see the inside n behold this maggot like stuff was in there floating in the pack of a well
sealed 5alive. I wonder how many lives they must have poisoned . It’s only God that can save us.

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That [b]something must a very jobless something. Please go and have seat.

If you must fake an allegation... at least do a good job of it. Stop putting orange "kanda" inside bought-on-credit 5alive.

Are you sh!tting me? MR IBU said this? As in...the Mr Ibu I know? So beneath that pot bellied jokester façade is a man who truly understands how deep a mess we are in.




If Mr Ibu calls you stupid then you're beyond doubt....stupid.

9. Take this $1,000,000 for weekend

#idontstandwithlesbians

The white Lil Wayne be looking like a girlfriend snatcher.

God help us all


Give me 5 advantages of NYSC. I'll wait....




A bloody rëtarded scheme to delay graduates from having a job for one year.

More funds for Northern Oil exploration.....



May thunder eventually fire you Sir.

In 3rd pic....
I'm not saying she has small nyansh sha but if 20 naira A3 sheet can completely wrap your butt and still remain extra then you're not for me. The importance of nyansh cannot be overemphasized.

You have a chance to ask for help from the square root of P Square and all you could ask for was a paltry sum of not less than N100,000? You were given OPPORTUNITY but you took only OP.....on nairaland. Instead of you to offer to be their official cry-girl in all their music videos. Next year you'll have been dragging MAMA Award with Yemi Alade. Stay there let hair be plaiting you.

One has small body but big cassava. The other has a big body and small carrot.

Niccurs

No. N216 to $1 is not ok. N500 is.

....and eventually he'll get forgotten about. Smart brains that should be invested in. But no! It's Miss Anambra that will get the sponsorship. B¡tch a$$ government with misplaced priorities.

Says the man who speaks phonetics in his Viju milk (?) adverts.

Advice me. Gionee m5 mini or Infinix hot 4? The specs are inseparable so I want user experience.