₦airaland Forum

agrovick:
This is the starter pack for the village people following you

Hahahahahahahaha. You're one lousy guy. Damn!!!! Your comment disturbed my lungs.

2kaybiel:
OK. I will get you the settings soon.
Its been long since I bought mb maybe since July.
I will get it through to you soon.

Paddy man. Abeg throw more light, torch, lamp and fluorescent bulb on that Glo UC handler cheat.

2kaybiel for 2019

gistsstack:
Lazy people kwa? Is it easy to get the money to invest?

May everything you do succeed.

QueenSuccubus:
But urz doesn't vibrate na...


And since urz is not battery operated, so there's no assurance that it will work simultaneously...

Hahahaahahhaha

Burned!!!! Lol. Battery can fail you. The vibration will weaken over time. Wear and tear can dull the d¡ldo as a result of vigorous usage. And I know you're a vigorous person. Hehehehe.

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahhaah... U wanna get me one?

I walk around with one all the time...if you know what I mean...

In order words...Power supply won't improve till Buhari leaves office. Nice.

QueenSuccubus:



Daaaaang! That's a sexy d!ldo...

You like it don't you? How do I get one to you?

"so this is what you left my house for this morning?"

What?!!!! Lol. The guy must have been like: "Babe, lemme attend my wedding. I'll be right back."

I use Tecno. I don't even have default settings.

EHMIR:
she meant ur brainn,not ur phone

A minute silence for this guy who doesn't get a joke.

The first two men...did Nicki Minaj sit down o your faces? See as e squeeze like starched shirt.

B!tch please....

Hey Maryam. The chances of us getting married next year is 08169645540 percent.

Smell her you-know-what every now and then. If you perceive something off....it's likely another man's cassava.

I paused FIFA17 on my PlayStation 4........






.......just to answer Bae's call. Can you just imagine that?!!! Crazy I tell you, crazy.

B!tch please.....

*walks out of rally, Aisha in hand*

FAVORITE FTC

A person who has a diabolical knack for spotting a material that will make front page and proceeds to comment first on it.

NOMINEE(S)
PiccoloBrunelli

WINNER
PiccoloBrunelli

58 million people out of the number living in urban cities lack access to improved sanitation facilities and 13.5million urban dwellers defecate in the open, the report further noted.

Lemme understand something. As in una go round Nigeria dey count people wey dey shït outside? Got no respek for these statistics.


On a lighter note though....Methuselah use to poo outside. And he lived for 969 years. Nuff Said.

*modified*
FTC on a post about public defecation. Seun and Lala is it how you people use to do?

This phone is like most 9ja babes....beautiful backside. Ugly front.

Damn. Was already looking for outer and inner Labia.

Amaechi?

ELDER statesman and first republic Minister ofAviation, Chief Mbazulike Amaechi


Oooooh. Sir, is that you? Respect Sir. Thank You Sir. We will do as you ask sir.




I thought it was the other "Amaechi". You know him na...that irrelevant one.

safarigirl:
God gave man freewill bro, we aren't zombies, so HE doesn't expect 100 percent....

And if we all begin to use the old testament as a yardstick, even you will find, you have sinned terribly against God.

This isn't a Bible Quiz thread, allow people who want to have BJ do their thing, sperm will waste one way or the other, if no be BJ, na mas-turbation.

That's why God created human beings, not robots

*modified*
Oh safarigirl....it's you. I also didn't notice. Sorry too.

safarigirl:
sorry, I quoted the wrong person...

No shakes fine girl.

MrBONE2:
I just Finished watching

DOCTOR STRANGE

My Rating ..... 9.4/10

MIND YOU DONT WATCH THE MOVIE IN A DRUNK OR SLEEPY STATE OR ELSE YOUR WOULD END UP IN STRANGE PLACE"DREAM WORLD"
BECAUSE OF THE SCENARY MAGIC EFFECT@DA MOVIE

Gyarbonka...

9.4/10 and it was in HDcam format he saw it. I'm not a patient person but there are certain things I can't do. Like watch a Marvel movie in HDcam format. No no no. Benedict KillMeWithYourActing Cumberbatch? No na. It's this Friday. Cinema or bust. In the mean time please do NOT watch Sausage Party. It's repulsive as hell but you will love it. Lol. An animated film that's so not suitable for kids...even adults. Thank me later.

Idydarling:
I agree with thee ☺ ☺ ☺

Thou art very Baeful.

plavic:
Nawa o, safarigirl. See wetin you dey share.

As for you, young man. There are extremes even in marriage that one should not venture into. God hates waste and that was why he killed Onan in Genesis 38 VS 9 & 10.
When you do your bj, you don't procreate, rather you waste.
God created sex not for these but for fertilization of the egg and eventual multiplication.

Before you misapply the scriptures....how about when a man has sex with his wife when she is not in her ovulation period? All that sperm is actually "wasted". So?

*modified*
So I read the scriptures and I can only smh for you. There's something called context. You don't just pick two verses to justify your claim. Er was Tamar's husband. But he died before he could get a child. So his father Judah requested Onan, Er's brother, to do brother in-law marriage with Tamar. This was actually a divine directive. God permitted it. However, Onan reasoned that any child he gets thru Tamar would not be his. So he had sex with Tamar BUT used the withdrawal method! He ejaculated on the earth! Utter disregard for God's will and a blatant show of selfishness. So God struck him. Not because he did bløwjob. The annoying part is that you like bløwjob.

In conclusion, here is Matthew 23:27,28:

27 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men’s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. 28 In the same way, on the outside you appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.

Someone's daughter. Someone's girlfriend. Please in Nigeria we celebrate New Yam festival. Bye.

SKYTREND:
The Federal Government said it had so far spent N3.577 trillion out of the full year’s budget of N6,060 trillion

http://skytrendnews.com/2016/11/01/achieved-79-implementation-2016-budget-presidency/

Spent on what and what and what?

Somebody that went to school...abeg come and break this thing down. I thought wi-pay would mean paying thru wifi. Mtcheeeeew.

Who? Me? Or the guy below me....

Good. Can we now divide in peace?

This is is the kinda post I am FTC on.

As for that beautiful bride, it's your husband's d¡ck. Hence, verily verily I say unto thee: Suck it! Drink thine spillings. For thou hath proveth herself a patient woman to wait this long to taste the drippings of her beloved. Better it is to fasten thine mouth on thine husband's d!ck than on the d!ck of a man who is not thine's to suck. Do not become discouraged by the utter befuddlement of those who scream: Tufiakwa. For they are hypocrites who have sucked things that are not worth mentioning. Harken to my command. Once again I say unto thee: Suck it.

I'm commenting because this will be pushed to front page. That's all. Nigerian politics is as interesting as censored porn.