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missomo:
I think you should take a leap of faith and formally inform one of them (through a politely worded email) that you have a prior engagement and you hope you can reschedule. Do this for the job interview you consider as your second choice or least favourite of the two. I am sure if it's meant to be they will reschedule the interview.

Good luck though. I know how the hustle can be.

You're divine. Continue saving lives. Gracias muchos.

Moneyyy:
Am I the only one who thinks this is a dumb question?

Obviously bro, obviously. Only you.

SuperSuave:
Chai! Don't think you have an escape route here. Carefully choose one and pray for luck then go to the 2nd venue with bandages and plaster on your head, tell them say okada jam you for road

My man!! Lol. All these Iyana Ipaja boys. In PH no commercial okada oh. You gats reason me another excuse.

MARX77:
You can't chase two rats at d same tym,u gonna lose them both.Carefully assess which of the invites u can fore-go and write an impressive application to the HR requesting 4 rescheduling of interview. Give dem a reason lyk... u need ample tym 2 prepare 4 d interview.

I see you Captain America. Thanks.

So guys....basically I need ya epp. The two interviews have been slated for tomorrow Friday 21st April 2017. One is by 8:30. The other is by 9:00. I can't afford to turn down any because I dunno which one will "cut my slip". Please Please Please.....I implore every Think Tank, Braniac, Genius, HR Personnel, Admin Managers and any member of the Nigerian senate to come to my aid: HOW DO I ATTEND BOTH!!!

Moderators help my matter.

And then the girl said: "I can't see You."

The groom's shoe makes me hørny!!!!! Laaaaaawwd!!!

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Kinda disappointed that your first option is "away runs". Guy why? You probably moan loudly when you're doing the deed and your wife knows you'll wake the old woman up. I doubt your mother in-law has been around for more than a week. Your body don dey shake.

DickTator1:
Dino don't even know you exist.
I mean, if you were burning, I doubt Dino would bother spitting on you.

Dino doesn't know WE exist. I mean if you were sucking my d!ck during a Senate hearing, he won't bother taking pics of us.

Staged. Film. Hollywood. Dah hell kinda Ex takes you back in one fell swoop? That's not an Ex. That's an Excuse.

See what dollars is doing with Davido

What did he use?

If you wear suit you gats wear socks. Ogbeni which way?

Nigerians though. Y'all are surprised? Merely looking at his lips, you'll know he smokes. If y'all had half the money MI had, you'll be kpansing hoes everyday, you'll do drugs, you'll smoke different things, you'll do all sorts of weird sh!t. That cigar is btw $25-$100. Don't hate on him just because you can't afford it.

Role model ko pole vaulter ni. Mr Incredible release album for me abeg.

Billions of naira will be earmarked for the transformation. Youths will still NOT be employed. Is it not Nigeria again? Nothing wee come out.

Name checkers will have a field day. Let's see who will be the first to Afonja-rize the matter.

Does making money have a particular day?

Beyonce gave her the secret recipe.....

If Dino Melaye was plugged to life support, I'll unplug it to charge my phone.

I was charging my phone. It didn't get full. Can't worship God with half-charge.

I wonder what this student will do if the teacher challenges him to "come first".



If you got the innuendo, please attend all 5 services in your church today. You need am.

A dog died in far far obodo America. And we are being told about it here in Nigeria. I saw this post since last night. I slept. I woke up. I still don't see the relevance.

Them dey learn. Like this my 3-5-2 formation will still work. 13 straight papers....I'll bang A. Just CHILL and SEA (pun intended).

If this is the girl Tonto's husband cheated with then I applaud you Sir. Choi. May your vision never grow dim. Take this nyansh to just one senate hearing and see whether all Nigeria's problems will not be solved. Kai kai kai. Just tilt this ass 90 degrees north then plug your magnetic compass. Tell me why you won't "come" to your destination. The importance of nyansh cannot and will never be overemphasized.

When her son googles her in a few years time from now (assuming an unfortunate man marries her) what will she explain to the child? Ladies think of all your "slay pics". Your kids will find them(for those of you that still have uterus) and it's gonna be awkward explaining to them why you showed the world your camel toe.

When will people start posing with us?

Luqaimat ko Leukemia ni.

See how it sounds like a disease with no known cure. Our beloved Puff to the bloody Puff!!! As a sharp Igbo guy I propose we make shirts with Puff Puff emblazoned on it. In fact tomorrow is Puff Puff Enlightenment Day. #PPED #makepuffpuffgreatagain

Rise of the Planet of the Puff Puff!!!
Dawn of the Planet of the Puff Puff!!!
War of the Planet of the Puff Puff!!!!
Them dey crase na.

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7,000 total likes! Wow. December 2015-March 2017. I thank all Nairalanders who keep liking my comments despite the fact they are mostly inappropriate and hardly concern the post. Let's hit 10,000 by this year's end. Then I can auction this account on OLX.

Hello everyone. Sherlock Holmes here. So why have you been asking for increased allowance?

Alhkerimu:
I wonder what make him to mention saraki, is like the guy is high on oshogbo weed

And that's our first Shallow Thinker of the day. Welcome to Shallow Thinkers Forum. What's your name Sir?