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An excellent use of caption to make us notice your site. You will make a good salesman.

What your boyfriend wouldn't like is you posting pictures of your bum on a public forum. You even zoomed in on the pic so that those of us with eye problem will not miss out. Tell us what your problem really is. Someone 4 times fatter than you are was effortlessly lifted by her man during their pre-wedding foto shoots. The pics were all over social media. So what are you not saying? Please draw your skirt down.

Ear infection ko conjuctivitis ni. It's not as if I don't like Buhari oh but....if he was plugged to life support, I'll unplug it and then plug my phone. You know how BlackBerry batteries are. Always in need of a charge. Lol.

ANIEXTY:
I love hereing good news about Nigeria.

It's "hearing" not "hereing". And your monika too. It's "ANXIETY" not "ANIEXTY". But I agree with you. I love hearing good things about Nigeria.

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So someone corrected me. It's "moniker" and not that rubbish I spelt. I was tempted to edit it and correct the spelling. But nope. I want the person I corrected to know I'm no better off than he is. Lol. No hard feelings bro.

Thebachelor:
All boobs and no brains.

Makes Cossy a famous woman.






It's a sad world.

Once in a while we do something right...

And he'll be studying one irrelevant course....like Water Science.

9ja kids back then be like "Ot your mass, set your pillow, sleep!!!!"

(On your marks, get ready, go)

Was resting my head coz of one serious headache I had. And then I opened this thread.....



















I'm on drip now.

bizza45:
too much game of thrones have have taken over your brain .... get a grip

Lol. Paddy Winter is coming abeg. Seven blessings on you.

Angelou:
: D : D LMAO

Hehehe. You're welcome.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

#TeamATMClassPrefect

I hate snails on the ATM! Lord! Even if it's 100K you're withdrawing you should do so in less than 5 minutes. Lol. You didn't add the Space bookers.

10. Spacebookers
They book space on all the 4 ATM queues. "Who's the last person here? You? Ok I'm behind you. Lemme check smtn. I'm coming." Then they move to the next...and the next and the next. Others come with their siblings. Like 4 siblings. With one ATM. Just position them in all the lines.

mrkayodeoludare:
Nice and Intelligent PLAY on WORDS I Mist Say...with facts therein

Lol. Thanks Sir.

eazisky:
Mumu u always think with your anus

I refuse to come down to your level.

firstolalekan:
olodo
bloody liar
NENGITE IS FROM PLATEAU STATE

Lol. See ur big head.

jide219:
keep deceiving yourself, an ijaw man is 100percent different from any igbo man

Lol. Easy bro. It's called a joke. Heard of those before?

tall2ce:
Y claim wot belongs to another tribe , even wen that tribe is not bragging about it. Is this not madness

I'm an Mbaise man. Imo State. Bye.

Bullet proof gym? Bet why?

Just when I thought I was too old to be surprised anymore.











And I expected to see a decapitated body of the rapist. Where's jungle justice when you need it?

blaquemyc:
Ali has died, the mass shooting has happen but i'll call it a co-incidence untill one or two more of his prediction come to pass.

4 is not a fvcking coinicidence!!!!!! The gorilla, Prince, Ali and the mass shooting. Wtf!!!! Could be photoshopped tho.

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Holy Shii. It's real. Google "Pablo Reyes". He's all over the news! Trump go wan mad! Lol.

DjAndroid:
If I ban you now for no sauce to eat this yam, Dem go say I don come again.

Sauce or no sauce, something is stewing with Buhari's ear.

So this is going to help us get jobs faster via LinkedIn kwo?

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If the scheme survives one calender year...I shall believe in Nigeria again.

Is he poking fun at us?

A lot of e-blood has been spilled

That sentence made my day. Hahahahaha. Bros....its easier for Niger Delta Avengers to have a truce with the Federal Government than for Igbos and Yorubas to stop e-ssassinating each other on NL.















And NL won't be fun again.

As if our girls aren't lazy enough.