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bennygreat1:
Igbo father's selling their daughters since 1960s..


Sorry girl.. your dad needs God..

Igbo fathers? When you lose your job you'll start wondering what you did wrong in life. Igbo fathers? Your ass must feel under used considering all the sh¡t that comes out from your mouth. Igbo fathers? Eez like you want to be unfortunate in life. *Igbo father's* The apostrophe is completely useless...like your comment. Please go and be useful.

decatalyst:
Not all good looking cars have good engine

I vote you for President

Who has the fone? Come and share the pics you took with it.

freshkik:
lol, guy thanks for making me laff, this much... Infact make i follow u sef

Lol. You're a good man Sir.

Opistorincos:
Funny dude

And you're a mature dude yourself. I appreciate your polite mention.

Here's how to download GoT. Go to Google. Search for "intitle:index.of? mkv game of thrones season 1" without the quotation marks. Just repeat process for Seasons 2 - 6. Note: They r super clear. But na ur MB dey talk sha.

Valar Morghulis
Valar Dohaeris

Baba Nla....ur gene is strong abeg. It's just as if they put Wizkid in Konica Minolta photocopying machine and then this cute little bundle of unparalleled sweetness came out.

Opistorincos:
Dem no even resemble

Oga me. Have you heard of Doctor Igodo Goko Cleanser? I know it kills mosquitoes, rats, and stuff....but e dey clean eye too. Your moniker sef..."Opistorincos"....sounds like an eye defect on it's own.

PATIENT: Doctor I saw a pic of Wizkid's son today but I saw no resemblance.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry. You have an acute case of Opistorincos. There is no known cure.

magicminister:
that was a tough call. I don't ever wanna be in such situation.
I would want my wife to rescue me first so i guess i would have to also rescue my wife and Children before my mom.
Its my dad's duty to rescue my mom.
I would also try to rescue my mom no matter how difficult it gets but my wife and children comes first.

As a child, i don't think i would ever forgive my dad if he rescued my grandmother instead of my mother.

Fresh perspective

Oche211:
atleast, receive common sense

My brother.... Thank you oh. Common sense dey cost this days.

Na wa oh....



At least they don't blow up people.
(Quote me abeg)

When I was younger I'll have said this was a total waste of money. I'm older now tho and I've learnt that self investment is the best investment. Love yourself.









But OP....you shouldn't have converted that shii to naira jor!!! N590,000,000! Worse yet they are not wearable. So what will he do with it? Build an altar and worship it?

Tshew. My bipolar is acting up. I maintain my 1st opinion. Love yourself.

Makes the nudity unstrokeworthy.

BBC?!!!! Nwanna adiro easy oh. Obula chais! Obula obere ihe! Owu Innoson ebe ano. Ighotago ihem meaniri. Chief Sir...inwee connect.

And to that fellow calling me a clown coz I spoke in my mother tongue.....you're below me for a reason. If I translate to English you'll still not get it. So no point really.

On a softer note tho....thanks for your unhealthy interest in my comment. Your request has been submitted to the appropriate department. Check back next year Wednesday.

ufondunenye:
Hello everyone.*newbie*

Wanna derail?

World cup that they won't qualify for? Is it not Nigeria again?

PiccoloBrunelli:
Look up the following words.

TACT
DECORUM
DECENCY
MATURITY
RESPECT
PATIENCE

Understand them properly. Then come back and look at your question and see if it still feels right.

I know you wrote this post with a boy in mind. What's his name? Stephen? Henry? Theophilus? Agbalumo? Just because he looks at you and smiles doesn't mean he wants to talk to you or get your number.....or cum inside you. He isn't being shy about anything. He just doesn't want!!! Leave him alone! Stop creating thread on NL because of him. On a milder note....you could go direct and ask him: "Borniface, do you want to nut in me?" Practice what ye preach.

Minemrys:
What era are we living in? A matured, a decent or an imm0ral time?

I see your point now. It's your hymen honey. Rupture it how you like....

Edit: So you're a guy. Even worse. Lemme edit that. It's your balls bro. Rupture it how you want.

Look up the following words.

TACT
DECORUM
DECENCY
MATURITY
RESPECT
PATIENCE

Understand them properly. Then come back and look at your question and see if it still feels right.

I know you wrote this post with a boy in mind. What's his name? Stephen? Henry? Theophilus? Agbalumo? Just because he looks at you and smiles doesn't mean he wants to talk to you or get your number.....or cum inside you. He isn't being shy about anything. He just doesn't want!!! Leave him alone! Stop creating thread on NL because of him. On a milder note....you could go direct and ask him: "Borniface, do you want to nut in me?" Practice what ye preach.