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25,000 and 250,000 don't look alike. Even after pressing send, you'll still be asked: "Are you sure you want to transfer N250,000 to XYZ?" And you said yes. In fact you hit the send button with force. Ordinary 250k........that I lost in MMM. Did I die? Was it not only poison I drank? Am I not the one still typing? Has the pain in my tummy stopped me from completing this very co

And my 36 year old fiancée is disturbing me to fix wedding date. Meanwhile see her fellow woman....tshewwwww.

All our superstars are just becoming upcoming artists again.

Morgan Freeman was born old

And others are busy messing up with their own wombs....chooking scissors and other sharp sharp objects inside. Meanwhile this my beausome brosister doesn't have. Even baby rat she cannot conceive.

Please sing along with me:
Life....oh life....oooooooooooh liiiiiiife.....oh life.

What dah heck is "wicked strap"?

She doesn't have a husband anymore

Get your heading right. As I saw "Nigerian Law Enforcement Agent"......I was like how Road Safety manage hold The Game?

Because of ordinary füçk? Just small füçk? I'll thank my nigga for helping me prove she wasn't worth my time.

smartmey61:
i was about to google search Emerald University.

You follow for one of the niggas.

As if they are to be paid for what they do. Small small upkeep to use and see front....fine. Not payment. If you want to be paid handsomely gaan work in oil company.

Fear no gree Waje mention the particular university. Niggas for just set Emerald up.

Wait wait wait. In China 60 is a pass while 59 is an F? Are you handling my balls right now? 59 wey be sharp C for here. Ooooooooh. Is that why no Nigerian goes to school in China?

Gullibility at its finest. So y'all really thought the protest was going to change a thing? Oh....2face doesn't have balls? Oya let someone else take over. I'll wait.

Only in Lagos

This isn't funny

hyfr:
my Chelsea fans get mouth die

How you carry know? Lol. Spot on!!

No wonder the "connection" between Sanchez and Ozil is poor.

Plot Twist:

A coffin adorned with the Nigerian flag is carried out of the plane.

Rozaay:
The bolded sentence above should have ended with an exclamation mark not a question mark.

Are you sure!!!!!!!!

But hollup. I see 3 d!ck heads. I'm confused. How many joysticks are in the indomie?

PiccoloBrunelli:
He won't get a job until he knows the difference between I'm and Am

Alhkerimu:
God punish your generation, you are noting but a stark illiterate

So this guy quoted me and said this. But what can I say? He tried sha. He spelt "illiterate" correctly. I'm impressed. But there's an "h" you missed in "noting". It's spelt "nothing". Then that comma after "generation" is misplaced. Totally unnecessary. Use a full stop instead and then spell "You" with a capital letter "Y". Oya insult me a 2nd time but this time do it flawlessly. OK? That's my boy.

TB Joshua will come from nowhere now and say he healed her.

Nostradamus.....he smells the future. Whether this pic was edited or not, only God nose

OP I'm just imagining you. Stick in one hand. Blackberry Bold 2 in the other hand. Rummaging thru waste and refuse all over Lagos State. Searching for used condom and eggshells.



And when Bae asks you "How was work", you'll say "Work was fine."

Your mate in Tunisia set himself ablaze. You want to trek from here to there. Tsheeeeeew. Y'all realize the condition of the country won't change much after the protest?

Do not upload pics of the visa before your town people will change it to Syria Visa.

onila:
but my dp doesn't have to be me

so what's ur business

I'm not a specialist in these areas. But I can comfortably say your self esteem level is low. That's a pic of someone you want to look like.

Innocent snake that only wanted to give "head" to any fortunate female user.

onila:
what's wrong with my dp?

As in? You want me to believe that's you?

He won't get a job until he knows the difference between I'm and Am

Alhkerimu:
God punish your generation, you are noting but a stark illiterate

So this guy quoted me and said this. But what can I say? He tried sha. He spelt "illiterate" correctly. I'm impressed. But there's an "h" you missed in "noting". It's spelt "nothing". Then that comma after "generation" is misplaced. Totally unnecessary. Use a full stop instead and then spell "You" with a capital letter "Y". Oya insult me a 2nd time but this time do it flawlessly. OK? That's my boy.

Because JAMB didn't click for you and instead of using the time to learn a trade, you're busy seeking attention.

Btw, change your dp.