₦airaland Forum

I feel you

Na so e easy to lock down hashi
Collect senjutsu with half bodi
Knock all bijuus with sneeze
Then extract living bijuu..

Ok ooo.. Kishi you are in 3D

if the kop cant cop a top4 he will force a move

Katsumoto:

Can ASSnal afford 100 Million Sterling in January?

ASSnal better go and tempt Ade Akinbiyi out of retirement.

True.. It affects depth though

mainkendo: both carzola and rosiscky dey for replacement

That guy is slimy..


Shudders

kraftykc: Joffery, I wonder how he will die. I hope he goes as painfully as Rob did (wedding day tinz )Somehow I don't think he's going to have a long life, with Stannis cursing him and all.

Those based in ph, cross river and other areas will benefit from it

You can put up the info

My understanding was that only at lagos or abj you could get this police clearance

If you can get it in ph in addition to medical exam at the prime medical consultants.

One does not need to go to lagos for pcc

needful: its very popular in port Harcourt. anyway, am here to direct anybody that is in need of it here to avoid scam.

True..
Every(wo)man to h(er)issef

kulyie: Thats what makes nl lively ni
some people come here to while away time, and catch fun others came here to fight

Willie willie

toprealman: .....or from the other side.

Suarez signs new contract at Liverpool!

Me I'm still teamsiddonlook

Too much crap..

Some states are exhibiting common sense


http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2013/12/gun_control_laws_by_state_mapped.html

did she forget her underwear or is she just sagging

kuly, shizzle were really entertaining...

of course sweetlemon with her business tips TO BE LIKE DANGOTE... epic!

needful: here in PH, police certificate/report is done at the rate of N2000

You can also put up your contacts so we can have a database which we can activate at the opportune time

tough game but we can prevail

A point is also not bad

sad jack misses

LOL!!!!

skyfall: @OP

While I agree that you may actually marry and survive on your salary until things (hopefully) get better, Nairaland is not where to find the kind of wife you need. Your salary is not enough to buy a mobile phone or human hair for the kind of girls that are mostly here. The other type of women here are those desperados (who are probably much older than you) and will marry virtually any available man. You obviously don't want that.

Only a woman who knows you well can understand your situation and agree to marry you. I know it's hard to find a good woman but talk to friends, responsible women that you know, your church members etc. Someone will definitely introduce you to a lady someday. But you also have to be patient. Don't set any deadline - you risk marrying the wrong person that way. 31 is not too old at all. Try and develop yourself while waiting; maybe learn a skill. Not all of us will get good salary jobs. I wish you the best.

I know....it was a rhetorical q


Making gun ownership fundamental is the bane of logic and good judgement

More will die...

superbly put ....

dabossman: My kid brother was born and grew up in the UK with my folks who also live there. He is not disrespectful. Reason? You can't live with my dad and not have manners or learn to respect your parents. Besides, what is the essence of respecting your parents only to tell the rest of the society to go screw themselves. That is why our society is the way it is. Kids are saints at home but a menace in the society. Your kids caring for you in your old age is dependent on the amount of time you also devote to them in their formative years. If you abandon them to go chase after money, they will do the same when they have their own families, irrespective of their geographic location.

Lawdy Lawd.. another ZA - naija thread..

I dey look oooo

The teaser is out

March 31 2014

5 seconds for now


https://images.smh.com.au/2013/12/18/5018807/joffrey-729-620x349.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/game-of-thrones-season-4-teaser-trailer-gives-little-away-but-just-enough-20131218-2zke5.html

Good man..

okejji: I have discovered a woman working in the central criminal Registry at Lagbon, Lagos. you dont need to be in Lagos for our police certificate to be done. just contact her she will send you the form to your email, then you can do the finger print and send her your details through courier. She will do it within a day and send it back to you. She just did it for my friend very easy.
her name is Mrs Modupe Jegede (FINGERPRINT ANALYST), Phone no. 08033671031, 08076652645. Her charge is relatively very cheap.
She charges b/w 4k - 6k if you are present in her office. but those outside lagos she might collect more because of courier. others collect upto 18k or even more. so beware. pls tell her that Okoro informed you. so that it can be done with ease and cheap

where is the body

all i see is a tshirtkini

Hi guys,,,


Is there a thread for fans of nollywood to discuss indigenous movies

freetowns: Untill then.

Lol.//

Very good points

Don't worry its only a matter of time when children here will leave their old folks to be on their own

Now parents die with their kids living abroad

Who cares about in laws

The prevailing ethos is me n my spouse

salsera: Check pg 22-24 i think the last 2 pages

@RR
Thanks
By the way why everybody dey send you email?
Are you giving Christmas pressies?

Ive seen the pics,.. for the oldies of family seksion....

Im talking of something eye catching... check out onila's threads.///

salsera: hehe
eye candy dey making love,raising a family thread by Baby mama aka osisi

That thread is too long... just put the exact page number

kulyie: Yes o.for xmas make sure you watch xmas cupid.i plan watching that.if nepa like,make them hold their light till new year,i don buy fuel down for 24hrs light.no more stoopidity from dec 25 to january 2014

funny woman... enjoy

kulyie: Ha.saint janet ke? no o.saint janet don tire me jare.besides she no dey reign again.i go go my big sister house this xmas go follow am jist,cook and watch film

ok...chop the head of your life jaawe....

salsera: @bellong

Not married but I am honored to share birthday with your son

Mesef I dey audition like RR oh so you can PM the stats(hope dey look like d eye candy on the osisi's thread )

wey dem wey dem...

Please put up the link to this candy,,,...

kulyie: My dear,thats my own way of catching fun sometimes. ;Dna the people wey nor know me dey follow me argue

abi how many times you see chaircover,tingy tingy,yellow pawpaw,efemena,jidegirl,royal roy n co dey follow me argue

hahaha. your fans abi...


anyhow no wahala...

ma ja ye lo...

u go go watch st janet this xmas?

You are perfectly right


Thousands die for ordinarily avoidable events and we all move on

Yet we say we have values

Our elders are not paid their pensions on time or at all and we say we respect the elders

Bros.. make i no start to burst for hia

dabossman: And you think the majority of our kids here are well-behaved with good character and orientation? That we bow or prostrate to greet our elders, call them sir/ma and so on does not mean we are cultured when the average Nigerian youth (16-40) doesn't know that he should slow down for pedestrians at a zebra crossing. They will respectfully insult your for correcting them when they do wrong. Many are chasing riches without any plans to work hard for it. Majority are so lawless.

Those values we cherished are long gone. Was in a BRT bus sometime last year and kids in school uniform wouldn't even stand for an old woman. I had to give up my seat for her. They just went on chatting.