The federal govt should use another method, since the boko boys are busy changing strategies. why not recruit and send Ebola victims to the war front instead of burning any disposing their bodies.

pussygotlips: Let me score her

Nyash =85%

Face =65%

Chest =55%

Arm=35%

on a scale of what?

MizMyColi:
and your observation had to be laced with insults?
Go learn some manners (and that's me putting it kindly)

yea, I'm sorry just joking the guy looks cute anyways.

MizMyColi: For a moment, I was tempted to hurl a matching insult at you.

Stay off my handle.

awee, Insult I'm scared please don't insult Me! Thought everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion. I only stated clearly my own observation, what the stress?

MizMyColi: Attention Seeker

The guy with you, ur dp looks like Rabbit.

I am a final year
uniport student, for
confidential purpose, don't
reveal my real name and
department. I have a problem
that has been worrying me for
the last two days now. I live
with my girlfriend also a
uniport student, for two days
now, she has been having
fever and vomiting since on
friday. I know she visited upth
last week. I am confused I
want to run away because I
don't know if it is ebola, the
problem is if I run and it turns
out its not ebola she will leave
me. She is my first girlfriend
as most other girls never gave
me a chance to show them my
love, what do I do, I need
advice before morning. Please
don't curse me, I only want
advice.

ahnie: Dogs dont eat Raw Eggs.

my dog does!!!

Q: What do you
call 100 Arsenal
supporters at the
bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you
call a dead Gunner
Fan in a closet?
A: Last years
winner of the hide
and seek contest.
Q: What do you
say to a Gunners
supporter with a
good looking bird
on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you
call an Arsenal fan
that does well on
an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped
in a room with a
Lion, Cobra snake
and an Arsenal
Fan. You have a
gun with two
bullets. What
should you do?
A: Shoot the
Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the
difference
between Arsenal
and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in
the cup longer!
Q: What do you
call an Arsenal fan
in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What team
comes beatween
your legs and your
back?
A: arsenel.
Q: Why did God
make Arsenal
supporters smelly?
A: So blind people
could laugh at
them too!
Q: Why don't they
drink tea at
Emirates Stadium?
A: Because all the
cups are in
Chelsea .
Q: Why do Arsenal
blokes drink from
a saucer?
A: Because the
cup's always in
Chelsea!
Q: What’s the
difference
between Frequent
Flyer Miles and
Arsenal?
A: Frequent Flyer
Miles earn points.
Q: What do you
call 5 Arsenal fans
standing ear to
ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are
Arsenal strikers
like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they
go into
hibernation.
Q: What’s the
difference
between a line of
cocaine and a pair
of Arsenal tickets?
A: People would
pass up a pair of
Arsenal tickets.
Q: What’s the
difference
between a fat
chick and an
Arsenal striker?
A: Even a fat chick
scores every once
in a while!
Q: Why do Arsenal
fans suck at
geometry?
A: Because they
never have any
points.
Q: What does a
fine wine and
Arsenal have in
common?
A: They both
spend a lot of
time in the cellar,
cost too much and
are only enjoyed
on select
occasions.
Q: Why do people
like driving a car
with a Gunners
fan?
A: Because you
can park in the
handicap zone!
Q: Whats the
difference
between Arsenal
F.C. and a
mosquito?
A: A mosquito
stops sucking.
Q: What is the
difference
between an
Arsenal supporter
and a baby?
A: The baby will
stop whining after
awhile.
Q: What do I have
in common with
Arsenal?
A: Next week,
we'll both be
watching the
Champions League
final on television.
Q: What is the
difference
between a bucket
of shit and a
Gunners fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you
casterate a
Gunners
supporter?
A: Kick his sister
in the mouth
Q: What does a
Gunners fan do
when his team has
won the
Champions
League?
A: He turns off
the PlayStation.
Q: What does an
Arsenal supporter
and a bottle of
beer have in
common?
A: They’re both
empty from the
neck up.

lwkmd

Lol

ktbffh

yes!! Its a long story.

The list is not completed without Olu Ibukun Koye, the diplomat who survived Ebola.

Qwerty

Ooroba carry APC come port
harcourt, as if that was not
enough, Ooroba diplomat
brought ebola to port harcourt
instead of going to meet the
babalawos in his village, God
save us from the evil ones. The same Ooroba people are busy slamming the girl, chai dere is God ooo

Vado: But, what sort of treatment did the late doctor give that ecowas diplomat that rid him off the virus? I mean, the man is believed to be doing fine now.

Ebola does not kill 100% of its victims, Maybe the E.cow was just being lucky.

somebody on nairaland knew the late Dr iyke in person, the person should do the needful by reporting himself.

@op, nawa because he left port Harcourt, he is now a carrier of Ebola. This Ebola news you are sharing there is God ooo.

If Hiv/Aids made the list evangelist Ebola needs to top the list.

phantom: many private hospitals in PH have started refusing admission for febrile patients

Guy how are you doing? any symptom yet?

That awkward moment when Doctors ran at the sight of patients with Malaria symptoms. While nurses stayed put in upth.
those doctors need to be charged to court and jailed for failure in their own part, now they are asking for pay increment. Their fathers.

See crowd, Hope they are avoiding body and close contact.
Ebola is Real!

phantom: very true. I personally know the doctor involved.its sad.

present yourself for quarantine immediately.

(pdp) TAN awareness this Saturday in Rivers state n (Apc) Ebola surfaced on Wednesday in same Rivers state. A kind of relief,.. with one bottle of Hero.

A suspected case of Ebola Virus
Disease, EVD, has been detected
in Port Harcourt, the Rivers state
capital, a highly placed official of
the Rivers state Government has
confirmed to premium times.
The official said,“Yes, there was a
case of Ebola death. We are
tracking everybody.”
Seventy people suspected to have
had contact with the case have
been tracked and quarantined,
the official said.
It was reported yesterday that a
doctor in the Rivers state capital
had died from what appeared to
be Ebola.
The unnamed doctor,
according to reports from
Sahara Reporters, secretly
treated a diplomat who had
contact with Patrick Sawyer,
the Liberian-American, who
brought the virus to
Nigeria.
The doctor reportedly died
on Friday, while his wife
had also taken ill and now
quarantined in Port
Harcourt.
The diplomat treated by the
doctor is still alive, the
report said.
The diplomat is believed to
be among those who met
Mr. Sawyer on his arrival in
Lagos. He then flew to Port
Harcourt where he took ill.
He was treated at an
unnamed hotel in the
Rivers state capital, an
official said.
The doctor’s hospital, Good
Heart Hospital, as well as
the hotel where he treated
the diplomat, have been
shut down, reports say.
This development, if
confirmed will be a big
blow to Nigeria’s effort to
contain the deadly virus.
With only one case being
treated in Lagos, the
Minister of Health had
declared Tuesday that
Nigeria had succeeded in
checkmating the spread of
the virus in the country. Source Premium times

Truckpusher: Quarantine everybody in Port Harcourt.

Sarimah oya o......it haf reach your domot

Including your family!!!! yea, Nigerians with
unconfirmed report,,,
commissioner of Health
samson parker!! just
cleared the air in his
words " No case of Ebola in
port Harcourt"

Bunsky: Is ur story for real?

yea, Nigerians with
unconfirmed report,,,
commissioner of Health
samson parker!! just
cleared the air in his
words " No case of Ebola in
port Harcourt"

itstpia1: what about the people who had contact with him in port harcourt.

the medical team, the hotel staff, etc.

yea, Nigerians with
unconfirmed report,,,
commissioner of Health
samson parker!! just
cleared the air in his
words " No case of Ebola in
port Harcourt"

whatlyf: I wl wait for Rivers State Government Statement before commenting. Sometimes I find it hard to believe SR

yea, Nigerians with
unconfirmed report,,,
commissioner of Health
samson parker!! just
cleared the air in his
words " No case of Ebola in
port Harcourt"

when will this Sahara desert people have sense? yea, Nigerians with
unconfirmed report,,,
commissioner of Health
samson parker!! just
cleared the air in his
words " No case of Ebola in
port Harcourt"

busayochic: Where's Rosa Parks??

so you haven't heard!! Sorry she is dead.

tivta: I have just one question to all you feminist. Are there any female inventors? I mean even 'ordinary' comb and g-string that women use a lot was invented by a man. For once I would like to see what a woman has invented to change history besides all this talk of FIRST woman to do this or do that. Its just too stale if you ask me.

bullet proof vest was invented by a woman
YEAR
Alphabet blocks
Adeline D. T. Whitney
1882
Apgar tests, which evaluate a
baby’s health upon birth
Virginia Apgar
1952
Chocolate-chip cookies
Ruth Wakefield
1930
Circular saw
Tabitha Babbitt
1812
Dishwasher
Josephine Cochran
1872
Disposable diaper
Marion Donovan
1950
Electric hot water heater
Ida Forbes
1917
Elevated railway
Mary Walton
1881
Engine muffler
El Dorado Jones
1917
Fire escape
Anna Connelly
1887
Globes
Ellen Fitz
1875
Ironing board
Sarah Boone
1892
Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in
radial tires, crash helmets, and
bulletproof vests
Stephanie Kwolek
1966
Life raft
Maria Beaseley
1882
Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying
liquid used to correct mistakes
printed on paper
Bessie Nesmith
1951
Locomotive chimney
Mary Walton
1879
Medical syringe
Letitia Geer
1899
Paper-bag-making machine
Margaret Knight
1871
Rolling pin
Catherine Deiner
1891
Rotary engine
Margaret Knight
1904
Scotchgard™ fabric protector
Patsy O. Sherman
1956
Snugli® baby carrier
Ann Moore
1965
Street-cleaning machine
Florence Parpart
1900
Submarine lamp and telescope
Sarah Mather
1845
Windshield wiper
Mary Anderson