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Romance / Re: What Does Linda Ikeji Shutdown Mean For Single Black Women by pigin: 5:37pm On Oct 09, 2014
@Op, Your head dey touch ni? somebody plagiarised n was blocked. You are here talkin rubbish.
Celebrities / Re: Google Explains Why It Shutdown Linda Ikeji's Blog by pigin: 2:17pm On Oct 09, 2014
Weldone Google!!! Take her out again if she copy.. Google place surveillance in this her new blog that ends with .mobi. for possible plagiarism cos we know she will definitely copy again.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website's by pigin: 2:10pm On Oct 09, 2014
Father remove every spirit of plagiarism from Li life in Jesus name. Because if she copy cat our work again!!! she knows the rest.
Romance / Re: Is Being In The Friend Zone Really Bad?? by pigin: 10:02am On Oct 09, 2014
@Op, just let go!! a boy and a girl cannot be friends.
Celebrities / Re: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by pigin: 9:01am On Oct 09, 2014
gbengs247:
Linda Ikeji is back,,,,,check it now
Na by force we are not checking anything!!! Hackers please continue hacking anything associated wit lib.

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Pets / Re: Dogs Attacked My Brother Inside Our Flat ─ Seven-year-old by pigin: 6:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
Such thing cannot happen in Our land( Igbo land) We are not coward like some people, even a little boy in our land would have killed those dogs.
Thank God their act of cowardice is paying off, Useless people like their general that ran at the sight of un armed boko haram.

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Romance / Re: Why E Come B Say Na Fine Fine Girls Full Nairaland by pigin: 6:32pm On Oct 07, 2014
drizzy009:
notice you... Why?
Guy park well!! I was not takin to you.
Romance / Re: Why E Come B Say Na Fine Fine Girls Full Nairaland by pigin: 5:31pm On Oct 07, 2014
MizMyColi:
OP, not 90% o, there are exceptions.


Me embarassed
notice Me
Health / Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by pigin: 9:43am On Oct 05, 2014
Op, you mean like Iphone 6?

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Politics / Re: Shekau Appears To Be Alive In Newly Released Video by pigin: 2:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
That is no Shecow,, the person in that video is Muhammad Saudi Iraq Lamido. Shecow is dead!!
Politics / One Dead, 35 Houses Burnt And 1, 200 Persons Displaced In Olamaboro Community by pigin: 6:34pm On Sep 26, 2014
**Bid to forcefully cede Ette
community to Enugu State
One person was killed while about
1,200 others were displaced in
Etteh Community in Olamaboro
Local Government Area of Kogi
State, following attack by gunmen
suspected to be from Enugu
State.
Speaking to journalists in Lokoja
yesterday, spokesperson of the
Ette Community Development
Association, (ECDA), Abdullahi
Mohammed Sani, said about 35
houses were burnt down.
He alleged that the attack was
sponsored by a member of Enugu
State House of Assembly, “in his
bid to forcefully cede Ette
community to Enugu State,”
adding: “At least one life was lost
in addition to various degrees of
injuries suffered by several
people.
About 1,200 people have been
displaced while business centers
were either burnt down,
vandalized or looted. Robbery and
arson are still ongoing in the area
as we speak.”
He said the palace of the
traditional ruler of Ette, Chief
Aaron Ako, was burnt down by
the attackers.
“The first step to halting this so-
called Enugu initiative to take
over Ette by any means
necessary, is to cause the re-
opening of the lawfully
established Ette Divisional Police
Station, which was closed down,”
he said.
He averred that despite the
Supreme Court judgement which
mandated the two states to
maintain status-quo until the
issue of land is settled by the
National Boundary Commission,
“the people of Enugu have
continued with their attacks.”
Continuing, he said: “We wish to
crave the Arewa Consultative
Forum, the Middle Belt Forum
and the Northern State Governors
Forum to collaborate with the
Kogi State Government, to
galvanise all our regional
machineries and resources to
resist and abort the plot to move
Ette District from the North to
the South-east.
That is because the exercise will
grievously alter the geo-political,
historical, cultural map and
original territorial boundary of
Northern Nigeria forever.”
When contacted, the Kogi State
Police Public Relations Officer,
Elvis Igiebor, said he would get
back to our correspondent, but he
was yet to do that at the time
this report was filed. Source: http://www.kogireports.com/
one-dead-35-houses-burnt-
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Politics / Re: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
PDP must go. What group in Kogi State are you from, Igala, Igbirra, Okun - Yoruba or Oworo?
Igala
Politics / Re: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 6:44pm On Sep 24, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
If not for NTA, first the booster station in Ochaja, and later those in Lokoja, Kabba and Ayingba, the people of Kogi State won't be watching TV station, except from those around the state.
Hai, Stop there! don't insult US..#wadamustGo.
Politics / Re: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 6:32pm On Sep 24, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
NTA is FG. Confluence TV and Grace FM are owned by Senator Tunde Ogbeha. Confluence FM is the only electronic media owned by the KGSG.
Guy u forgot one useless prime fm owned by the ksg.
Politics / Re: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 6:19pm On Sep 24, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
Give us the names of those roads.
Longest Road in Lokoja – Along
Phase 2
IBB Way – Before Paparanda
Roundabout
Front of Lokoja LGA Secretariat –
IBB Way
Lokoja-Okene Road Close to Phase
2
Water-logged IBB Way in Lokoja
Bad road portions along IBB way. New but Bad Hassan Katsina Road
Newly Commissioned Hassan
Katsina Road – by State
Secretariat Junction
Recently Commissioned Hassan
Katsina Road
Zone 8 Roundabout, Close to Old Market
Around Old Market
Around Kpata
Another portion along New
Market Road. In fact all the roads in lokoja are Bad!! Post only one good road in lokoja, so I can go any confirm and come back with my report!! since I shall be staying in lokoja until Friday.
Politics / Re: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 5:57pm On Sep 24, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
You're right. The roads in Lokoja are not that bad. The OP posted pictures of bad portions of some roads. As a matter of fact, apart from Ilorin, no state capital in the NC can compete with Lokoja in terms of beauty. Be that as it may, PDP will be kicked out of that state.
BTW, Lokoja is very hot.
post your own good portion of lokoja roads lets see!!
Politics / Re: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 3:55pm On Sep 24, 2014
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Politics / Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by pigin: 3:30pm On Sep 24, 2014
Great cities all over the world are
reputed to have good road
networks. Infact, most of the
celebrated cities in Nigeria can
boast of good roads. The current
government in Kogi State may not
be comfortable with growing
discontent among Kogians home
and in diaspora and their
relentless criticism of the present
government in the state. A tour
around the pride of the state,
Lokoja, will give any right thinking
person ample reasons to criticize
the Governor and other political
office holders in the state.
Good roads are visible,
undeniable infrastructural
development that cannot be
hidden.
Ask anyone living in Lokoja, Kogi
State capital, and they will tell
you the city has just five (5) main
roads namely;
IBB Way (Barracks-Ganaja
Junction-Post Office-
Paparanda roundabout)
Ganaja Road
Hassan Katsina Road (Zone
8 roundabout-CBN-Crusher)
New Market Road (Old
market-Kabawa-International
Market)
Felele (Federal highway)
IBB Way (Barracks-Ganaja
Junction-Post Office-Paparanda
roundabout)
This is the longest road within
Lokoja metropolis passing through
Army Signal, front of Lokongoma
Housing Estates, post office all
through to Paparanda Roundabout.
90 percent of banks and corporate
offices are located along this
pathetic road.
Longest Road in Lokoja – Along
Phase 2
IBB Way – Before Paparanda
Roundabout
Front of Lokoja LGA Secretariat –
IBB Way
Lokoja-Okene Road Close to Phase
2
Water-logged IBB Way in Lokoja
Bad road portions along IBB Way
It will be recalled that the
administration of the immediate
past governor Ibrahim Idris (aka
Ibro) tarred this road twice in
2years and the current Wada-led
administration reportedly patched
the road sometimes last year but
a drive through this road will
raise a lot of questions as it is in
a terrible state at the moment.
Vehicular movement along this
road is a torment to the long-
suffering motorists in the ancient
town.
Ganaja Road
The first 200 Units Housing
Estate, 2nd 200 Units Housing
Estate, Aniebo Quarters, 500
Units Housing Estate,
Commissioners Quarters, the
abandoned Confluence Beach
Hotel and several private
residences are located along this
road.
Travellers going to or coming
from the eastern part of Nigeria
pass through this road on a daily
basis.
This road was re-constructed and
dualised by the administration of
ex-gov. Ibrahim Idris.
A small part of this road was
affected by the ravaging 2012
flood but this part as since been
repaired by the current
government. Work is on-going on
this road to patch the numerous
embarrassing potholes.
Hassan Katsina Road (Zone 8
roundabout-CBN-Crusher)
The new Confluence Stadium,
relocated Government Science
Secondary School, new Civil
Service Commission Office,
Central Bank of Nigeria Office,
House of Assembly Complex,
FIRS, High Court and a host of
other public and private interests
are located on this road.
New but Bad Hassan Katsina Road
Newly Commissioned Hassan
Katsina Road – by State
Secretariat Junction
Recently Commissioned Hassan
Katsina Road
Zone 8 Roundabout
This road has been in a very bad
state for years but motorists were
happy when the current Wada-led
government began work on the
road sometimes last year. After
much delay, the contractors that
handled the job finished work this
year 2014.
A drive along this road will keep
one wondering whether the
project was handled by certified
construction company or it was
awarded to farmers. The same
road that was commissioned a
few months ago is already in
pathetic shape!
Something is obviously wrong
somewhere!
New Market Road (Old market-
Kabawa-International Market)
This is yet another road that is in
bad shape without due attention.
Motorists driving from Nataco/
International Market must drive
with utmost care along Kabawa as
a good portion of the road on
both sides of the lane are in
terrible shape.
Close to Old Market
Around Old Market
Around Kpata
Another portion along New
Market Road
Between old market and John
Holt bend leading to paparanda
roundabout.

Romance / Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by pigin: 2:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
Babe: have you heard?
me: heard what
babe:linda Ikeji just bought a new ride.
me: and, how does that concern me?
babe: No! the owner of nairaland is still trekn
me: and then
babe: u pay attention to that forum than me your babe.
me: meaning?
Babe: the forum is ranked 3rd in Africa and the owner still could not afford a Toyota motor, that forum is clueless.
me: you mean my beloved nairaland is clueless?
babe: honey, not as you think
me: with a slap!!! It's over!!

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Religion / Nigerian Churches And Their Individual Madness Part 4 - Household Church Of God by pigin: 5:36pm On Sep 08, 2014
P astor Chris Okotie, divorcee par
excellence, vocabulary
confusionist, Casanova-in-the-
Lord, Nigeria’s imaginary
president, and debonair to the
core. Whoever told Christians that
they cannot marry more than one
wife intentionally wanted to make
the PIMPINGstry--sorry ministry--
difficult for Pastor Okotie. One
busy-body said that divorce is to
Okotie what strike is to ASUU;
some people with their foul
mouth, they won’t mind their
business.
The other day, I had this dream
how I was on Frank Edoho’s hot
seat of MTN’s "Who Wants To Be
A Millionair"e TV show. In the
dream, Frank Edoho asked this
Son of David right here:
“Which of these mammals is
Okotie likely to be if he was a
four legged creature?”
A- Baboon
B- Dog
C- Both a and b
D- All of the above
Ignorant me, I did not know the
answer, so I went for the “ask-
the-audience”, lifeline. Before I
could read the audience’s
answers, my alarm clock woke
me up. I wanted to go back and
continue the dream, but as I
closed my eyes, I had a dream
that I was saved a divorced note.
That is how I woke-up and sleep
left me for one week. But thank
goodness that as I was watching
the First Lady deliver a speech on
TV, sleep suddenly tore our
divorce papers. Dia ris miracle!
Chris Okotie
When I lived in Benin City, my
neighbor Mama Osas one day was
boiling hot at her son, Osas. Trust
Benin woman with her vex: “Your
Papa no play geetar (the Benin
accent of guitar). Me your Mama,
Efe no play geeta, why you wan
disgrace me turn geeta boy on
top all the money wey I don
spend for your matter for
school?”
“Mama na music me I wan do. It
is my passion!” Osas defended.
“If music finish leave you”,
continued Mama Osas “wetin you
go come do nkor?”
It was there I interfered to
appease Mama Osas’ fears: “Mama
Osas, no worry, if music finish
leave am him go resign go do
pastor work”.
Mama Osas, stubbornly pressed:
“If preaching finish nkor?” “Mama
preaching no dey finish o."
I argued, “you fit preach anything.
But if preaching finish, you fit go
contest for President talk say na
God tell you say you go turn
President. That wan no hard na,
shooo!”
The dissatisfied Mama Osas,
pressed further: “If as pastor you
talk say God say him go make you
President then you come loose
nkor?”
“Mama Osas, hmmm”, I paused.
“If you be pastor were contest for
President come loose. Na him e
be say your party na Fresh
Democratic Party (FDP). Even God
wey tell you say you go win go
turn around vote PDP put for
power.”
Na just story I dey talk o before
dem “Babatards” carry my matter
like divorce matter.
Study has shown that a medical
student would most likely finish
his/her 7 year medical course,
get a job and marry but Okotie
will remain single. It went ahead
to submit that the medical
student will have a child who may
grow up to meet Okotie single. I
don’t even know who conducted
this kind of amebo study and
even had the nerve to tag it “the
PromiscuOkotie report”. Is
marriage by force? Doesn’t the
bible say that each one is given
his gift- to some the gift of
marrying multiple times and then
to others the gift of divorcing. We
are not all the same, to each
man his grace. I don’ know what
it is with these people with
marriage, after all Paul in the
bible was an unmarried man.
However, some researchers took
the submission of this study very
seriously that the subject was
brought before T.B Joshua for
counseling and deliverance and
this is what transpired:
T. B Joshua: Explain yourself! You
the spirit tormenting this vessel,
show yourself! What kind of spirit
are you?
[Doing what spirits normally do in
the Synagogue cinema]
Okotie: I am a strong man.
T. B: What kind of strong man are
you? Speak up! What did you do
to him?
Okotie: I am the spirit of
singlehood, divorce and anti-
marriage. I destroyed his
marriage.
T.B: Don’t waste my time! How
did you destroy his marriage?
Okotie: I made him to be
speaking big, big grammar to his
wife. His wife does not
understand him; even in the
room. You can also call me spirit
of big grammar.
T. B: Give us an example, fast!
Okotie: Like one time, he took
his wife to the room and said:
“honey, I am experiencing some
biological function which has led
to an erection, and in order for
me to satisfy this compulsion of
the male humanoid extraction, I
will have spread thee into a
situation of fashionable dissection
in order to make the budgetary
allocation for my intended
penetration. If you get me
clearly, can I hear you say
awhahaha?
T. B: What else have you done to
him?
Okotie: I made him not to open
his church branches in other
places except Lagos.
T. B: Why is this so?
Okotie: haba! He is not even
done with the women in Lagos, if
I allow him to open a branch in a
place like Calabar or Port-
Harcourt, do you want him to
die? T.B you sef, try think am
now; if they kill him for me, who
will I possess?
Another thing I do wonder about
Okotie's church is whether it is a
church service or a potential site
for assassination. I mean what
the heck are those mean
bodyguards and policemen doing
around the altar? Is somebody
planning to assassinate our dear
preacher? That was how I
attended the service sometime
ago and out of fear of looking
into the eyes of the mean
guards, I dropped my wallet into
the offering box and could not
put my back in there to retrieve
it out of fear of being mistaken as
a security threat. "No be me dem
go use learn work!" So I passed.
What happened to the protection
from angels? I do not understand
how men who claim they that are
spokesmen of a being of
omnipotent credential will rely on
the fortresses and arms of men.
Perhaps the angels are on strike
and cannot protect him. I thought
people who say they have a
better place in heaven should be
happy to welcome any situation
that will arrange their transition
to their celestial mansions.
Probably they do not want meet
their father heaven out of their
plenty misdeeds or they do not
even believe in the heaven they
profess. Men who claim their
kingdom is not of this world but
have no intention of transcending
to the kingdom they profess is
theirs.
I’m just speechless
Imoh "Son of David" is a
Nigerian atheist, author,
publisher, and businessman. He
writes from South Africa. Follow
him on Twitter and share your
thoughts @ImohDavid.
SOURCE:
IMOH DAVID

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Romance / Re: 1 Hour, 22 Minutes In The Bathroom Doing WHAT??? by pigin: 10:35am On Sep 08, 2014
I don't think the dude was self servicing, haba self service for 1 Hour, 22 Minutes In The
Bathroom, the dude would be stretched out of the bathroom.

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Education / Re: .g sexzskil's life! by pigin: 11:31am On Sep 07, 2014
Yomieluv: Seriously?

Imagine awarding marks based on number of pages,and not on merit.

If I'm in the dept,I would definitely top the class. Eg-

Question 1. Define Economics.

Solution- Economics can be define as a science that studies human behavior,this means it studies human behavior,therefore it studies human behavior,in as much economics studies human behavior. Economics studies how human behaves. Human behavior is what economics studies.

By the time you are playing to the gallery,book don full.
in order words it can be defined as an interation between man and the economy, to further buttress my point if man talks and rapport with the economy, in order hand it is the process in which man understand the economy, lets take it from another dimension" if man talks to the economy with the aim of understanding it, to apply scholarly back up" according to put ur uncle name there: It is the process and also an act of understanding the human relationship in the economy.
Religion / Re: If Shekau Turned Like Saul Of Tarsus;will You Forgive Him? by pigin: 10:54am On Sep 07, 2014
I have no power to forgive, forgiveness of the lord. my is just to create the avenue with him and God.
Health / Re: Body Always Hot Yet No Fever; Doctors Help by pigin: 5:43pm On Sep 04, 2014
@Op, bet me if you go to any clinic or hospital with this complian you won't come back home until 21 days. that is what we are facing in phc any company you go there is temperature reader, God punish you if your body temperature is high like you the Op you will be quarantine immediately without fair hearing. so op don't go to any clinic for now until this Ebola madness is over, my 1 cent anywhere.
Health / Re: He needs help! Could this symptom be Ebola Virus. by pigin: 6:36am On Sep 03, 2014
Nah, still alive and well.
Health / Re: Japan Develops Ebola Detector (see Photo) by pigin: 8:25pm On Sep 02, 2014
Does it mean with this no more quarantine? because that quarantine can even give somebody ebola virus.
Health / Re: Kaduna Suspects First Case Of Ebola? (ABU Student?) by pigin: 8:05pm On Sep 02, 2014
Shi.t ebola in kaduna it's finish, region that cannot eradicate ordinary leprosy, blindness, poor health, decline in standard of living, abject poverty, boko haram, religious crisis, ethnic conflicts.e.t.c now has the dreadful ebola virus. we all know that their ignorance no get part 2, they will definitely spread it like their nunu and cows.
So for you to live long don't give any aboki beggars money cos you can contact ebola virus through it.
Health / Re: *Breaking News* Patient Gets Ebola In Hospital by pigin: 6:49am On Sep 02, 2014
jennybright: Ebola may u miss your flight ticket permanently to Abuja and may your vehicle continue to somersault and jump into Kogi river as u remember Abuja may u lost your memory completely in Jesus name. Above all God forgive our sins and deliver our land. Akachukwu di ya nothing mega nwannem
Why Kogi river? Do you know you are ma.d, so you want em to drink from that river and contact the virus, for this one ebola for you and your community.
Politics / Re: Battle For Bama -boko Haram Strom Bama, Borno, Nigerian Army Repelled Attack by pigin: 5:46pm On Sep 01, 2014
MisterLongman: A city of about 500,000 inhabitants in that volatile region...... People get mind ooo
you mean to say 500000 boko harm

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