kateskitty:

Work no pay, who beg you
BTW, what has my looks got to do with what I want in the bedroom

Don't need your money, just a concerned nairalander trying to help a sis!!! I will link you up with comments dropping in so far!!! Some people claim to know you.

kateskitty:
My boyfriend and I have been dating a long time but only started having s3x recently, he always likes to give me "head" and can spend the whole day "down there" until I can't take it anymore and my cl!t becomes sore.
Even when he penetrates me he won't last long and he's back "down there". He's got mad skills and does a good job of rocking my world and making me come no doubt but I'm just wondering why he can't use his pr!ck like a man.

You can't get help here... I have copied this to Facebook including your picture where you can get some intellegent answers. And you look innocent ooo!!

Why are girls so scared of
rape, you girls should feel
happy a guy risked his life in
jail to mess you.

Shaii!!!! God has done is again...31st Dec 2015 I remember how I cry to God but my lord is a Great God!!! Stop asking God for small something Ask him something big cause he's a Big God!!! Another won!!!! B952AAPSEZWPC-1308049 people from Abiriba Small London will hear about me and my Mountain Soon!!! I don buy Land ooo. God bless nairaland!!!

Please @Op, heard they have stopped 3 batches how true is this information.

Boko Haram: Borno state.
Lassa fever: Borno state.
2019 Election: in Borno state: PDP;200, while APC; 1000000 votes. Quote me after 2019 elections.

My boyfriend and I drove to church one Sunday. I had gone to his house on Friday from work; I hadn’t visited him for a very long time. Gosh! It was one of the wildest weekends I have ever witnessed. From that Friday night, the only break we had from the sheets were times we had our meals and a couple other times. On Sunday, we got into church as usual. We sang and danced like every other worshipper. My boyfriend and I were all ‘touchy touchy’; he would whisper something into my ears and I would whisper too. What looked like Sunday as usual took a different turn when our pastor mounted the podium. His sermon was titled “First Love”; he was preaching how we related with God the first time we gave our lives to Christ. He kept mentioning all the things Christians do these days without any sense of guilt. He turned to a corner of the hall and said “I can tell you for certain that some of you came to church today straight from your boyfriends’ bedrooms.” The part of the hall he was pointing at happened to be where we sat. “Somebody there, you are looking at me now; you came to church from your boyfriend’s house.” The whole congregation was quiet; everyone listened to the pastor with a straight face. At the end of the sermon, pastor made an ‘altar call’; “bow down your head and close your eyes” he commanded. “If you know you purposely lied or deceived someone or you committed fornication this week come to the altar.” It was a very fiery sermon. More than half of the church emptied to the altar. “Do not wait for anybody; do not look at your partner especially if your sin partner is there with you.” I squeezed Fred’s hand, hoping he would jump to his feet and lead the way to the altar. He did not move. I left him there and walked down to the altar. After prayers, I returned to my seat only to find out Fred was not there. I reached for my seat and sat down. On looking up, I saw him returning from the altar. Back in the house, we both looked like fowls thoroughly beaten in the rain. Before I left his house that evening, we resolved we were going to abstain from sex until we have tied the knot.

FRANCOXAV:
Pls can I see the pics of the bagged garri and the price, I will need like 30 bags.

I stay in Anambra State.
08068528074

Ok!! Do so as soon as i get to the warehouse .

I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN BUYING GOOD AND WELL PROCESSED GARRI IN NIGERIA NOT TO HESITATE TO CONTACT US FOR IT,WE DELIVER TO ANY PART OF NIGERIA IN LARGER QUANTITY AND DISTANCE IS WILL NOT BE A BARRIER.

Nairalander INEC Adhoc Staff make sure GEJ wins

Gej vs Gmb (0-5) Home wins

@ sagebiz, please i just created a bet365 account!! how do i go about the payment method!!!

Power passi power le, power passi power le, power passi power le the less power MUST bow!!! Who can battle with PDP who can battle with PDP, who can battle with PDP. I say nobody!!!!

which one do you like

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Sai agbaje, a leader wif vision. Not d kind tinubu wants to give us. Ambode is mentally derailed, he got history of madness!

Tell me something, just like Idris Wada of Kogi state:: Vote Amobode and face same calamities as kogi state!!

If you happen to be traveling
along Interstate 35 in Iowa, you
might see a middle-aged man
walking on the shoulder.
Steve Simoff, 61, walks more
than 30 miles to and from his job
as a janitor for the Lakeside Hotel
and Casino in Osceola, IA.
In Southern Iowa, Simoff has
become a public figure that
nobody really knows, his grandson
Steven, 22, told The Des Moines
Register, which first reported the
story.
His job doesn’t start until 11
p.m. But he leaves his basement
apartment that he shares with his
ailing wife, Renee, and Steven in
Davis City, at 3:30 p.m. to get to
his $9.07-an-hour job.
"First of all, when you got a
family, and you've got a job," he
said, "you've got to be able to
support your family. And you've
got to keep your job — the most
two important things I can think
of,” he told The Des Moines
Register. Simoff’s wife suffered from a stroke and a pair of heart attacks,
and his grandson is unemployed.
Between her Social Security
Income checks and his salary,
they’re barely scraping by, he told
The Des Moines Register.
His family has a 2002 Ford
Windstar minivan with 105,000
miles on it, but he usually can’t
afford the gas money. And as a
low-wage worker, he has few
housing options.
His commute would be shorter if
he took Route 69, a state
highway. But more cars travel the
Interstate so the odds he’d get a
ride are in his favor.
Simoff’s story follows James
Robertson’s, a Detroit man who
made headlines last month for
walking 21 miles round trip to his
job for years.
Unlike Robertson, Simoff often
gets rides part of the way from
sympathetic drivers. But that’s
not always reliable, and he still
averages close to four hours a day
walking to work.
"If I don't get to work, bills don't
get paid. As long as my two feet
are good and my health is good, I
don't think I'll change," he said to
The Des Moines Register.
newsday.com/news/nation/steve-simoff-of-davis-city-iowa-walks-more-than-30-miles-to-from-work-1.10007011

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No fewer than 19 unpaid
contractors of Imo origin have
reportedly died, following the
non-payment of their entitlements
from jobs thy executed for Imo
State Government.
Disclosing this to newsmen after a
peacefully processing yesterday
through Owerri’s major streets,
the Public Relations Officer, PRO,
of Unpaid Imo Contractors, U-PIC,
Comrade Emenike Uzor, also
lamented that some of them can
no longer take proper care of
their family responsibilities.
“The unpaid contractors are
Imolites. We ought to be treated
like citizens of the state.
Government had better realized
that we also have voting strength
to join in determining who
becomes the next Imo State
governor”, Uzor said.
Speaking also, one of the leaders
of the group, Rev. Udogadi
Ononiwu, said the Rochas
Okorocha administration was
owing them a staggering N180
billion for jobs done.
While describing Okorocha’s action
as “most devastating and life
threatening”, Rev. Ononiwu
however denied that the
demonstration was politically
motivated.
“Our action has nothing to do with
politics. For anybody to say that
our action is politically motivated
is akin to flogging a child and
asking him not to cry. So far, it is
clear that government has no
plans to ameliorate our
difficulties”, Rev. Ononiwu said.
Answering another question, the
group’s leader recalled that
government had made
uncountable promises in the past,
on when to pay their entitlements
but regretting that such promises
have remained a mirage till date. Soure:maggi and Curry!!

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My
Battery So You're Capable Of
Killing
Me... It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting
me
and not biting u. i smell
conspiracy.
ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking
and you are busy breathing? It's
over!
4. So now ur drinking coke dt has
another man's name on it, better
go
and find him cus it's over
between
us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is
Ur
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics
with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You
are
still cooking chicken. you want to
kill
me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to
sweep
my Room when you know I
support
PDP? It's over.
9. "You are always abbreviating ur
texts, you want our children to be
short abi? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot
but u
refused to warm the ice cream. U
don't care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if
you
can cheat on God, then who am I?
Park ur things!!!
Lolzzzz. Add yours!!

Girl started noticing a Guy
standing
in-front of her home everyday in
the
evening.
She started observing him after
coming
from college & week-ends. The
guy
never tried to talk to her nor
showed any gesture, he just
moves here &
there by looking into his mobile
and
occasionally looking at her.
It went on like that for a year and
the
Girl understood the Guy's love for
her
& his decent behaviour. So, she
told her parents. They too saw
him & liked him.
They called her grand parents too
to
decide about the marriage. So,
everyone
told her to go & talk to him as he
seem
to shy...
Next day she went to him & said:
"Hi... I'm Radha.." Guy: "Hi... I'm
Krishna.."
Hearing this the Girl was very
happy as
the names were matching like
Lord
Krishna & Radha Devi.
Girl went on & said: I really
appreciate ur patience &
decency. U have been standing
infront of my home everyday
for about a year now. So, I
understand
that u love me so much... & I too
love u
and want to marry U". Guy:
Smiled & Said....
"Forgive me sister! Actually Ur
home's
WIFI doesn't have a password. So,
I come here to use free wi-fi to
chat
with my Girlfriend...!! !"

The APC is now making a false
claim that the Nigerian Military is
planning to capture a fake Shekau
who would confess Buhari's
sponsorship of the insurgents. This
statement was made after the
presidency directed the military to
make sure that the man who has
been releasing videos as Shekau
does not escape but captured
alive in the ongoing war.
With this statement by the APC,
it's crystal clear that they are
behind all the atrocities ravaging
our great country, Nigeria.
My people, nothing is hidden
under the sun forever.
"Nothing is hidden except it's a
treasure, and nothing is found
except it's a secret"...Ghanaian
Movie.

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Mattclara:
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