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MyVILLAGEpeople:


Obi dey famz Wizkid, while Davido dey famz Obi. Lol

Aswearugaaad

Lol. Na really your village people. Big Wiz was excited that Obi came as he promised. Cubana just dey laugh em big man laugh.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Wizkid my niggar

Always on his tie....smoking and buzzing

Just like me

Aswearugaaad

Welcome back G

Aswearugaaad

Na wa for these mumu people o. Wetin una dey drag now? Dem dey share money

Kajaard:
Are you okay?

You guys just type without reading.

Does Messi play in the EPL?

Aswearugaaad

If you don't gerrit, forgerrabourrit!

Aswearugaaad

Are we now raising oyinbo children in Nigeria?
African kids will jump for joy at the sight of a nice gift and may even start playing with it before they remember to say thank you.

We nor dey cry. That's a stupid oyinbo emotion. The only time we dey cry na when dem beat us.

It all looks staged by the way. Do you gerrit?

TheWolfen:
If people are that dumb to give their google account login details to strangers then that is not hacking

Aswearugaaad

It's hacking. Social engineering is a form of hacking.

Actually humans are easier to hack than machines.

WibusJaga:


Better oil dey dis AY head. I don't consider him the most talented comedian but he is definitely the most successful.
Congratulations & more Grace.

Aswearugaaad

He's really successful and I like him a lot.
Basketmouth is the most successful sha. No competi

cococandy:
ou are you people sure you’re okay?

Aswearugaaad

Sharaap

Aswearugaaad

After years of working and acting a ton of movies Yul Edochie finally managed to buy a house in Lagos. Diswan wey I never even see her movie has already built one. Hmm, I'm not saying anything o.

Anyway, what she did to buy the house, she can easily do it again because the source no go expire yet. Do you gerrit?

Aswearugaaad

This is how countless innocent souls have been wasted.

Bloody savages.

Aswearugaaad

Una get so much free time to think about unreasonable things. What's the process of turning water and coffee to drinkable beverage? It's called making coffee.

To answer your question, it's called making eba or making garri. Anything apart from that is wrong.

Aswearugaaad

How we go take know with all the paint wey dem paint for their canvas face.

We refuse to be deceived.

Newyorkitis:
Hello, you are getting it twisted.
Kaduna state has about 58 tribes out of which 1 is Hausa and another is Fulani who are predominantly Muslims and they are located in the Northern part of Kaduna.
A large chunk of the remaining tribes are predominantly Christians from the Southern part of Kaduna and they are not Abokis as those of you in the south often portrays.
We all speak Hausa to understand ourselves better.
Otherwise, one will have to learn a different language in each local government in Southern Kaduna.
(just like in Nigeria where igbo, hausa, yoruba all use English, but that doesn't make us British.)

Aswearugaaad

Exactly! My time in Kebbi state opened my eyes to this.

MJBOLT:

man wey no get girlfriend,get peace of mind.

Aswearugaaad

Walahi

Romanoff:
E go try before this LGBT agenda go gree agenda for Nigeria sha.

A country where a Section still sees nothing wrong in child marriages.

A country where fornication is now a norm.

A country where Adultery is normal for men but am abomination for women.

Nigerians will continue in these sins mentioned above before they accept the LGBT.

May we not give birth to what we don't understand and can't defend o.

Aswearugaaad

Amen oooo

Magnoliaa:
Really? I never knew about the last part. Thank you for mentioning it and for asking that question, especially!

Na only women dey get biological clock oh. Nahhhh. Ya ignorant, dear. Men don't hit a wall, they don't expire and they don't have 'prime years.' They can even continue firing at age 160. Kikikikiki.

Aswearugaaad

Stop believing lies simply because you're excited to find ammo you can use against the men you love to hate.

A 25-year-old woman has a one in 1,200 chance of having a baby with Down syndrome. By 35 years of age, the risk increases to one in 350—and it becomes one in 100 by age 40. The chances of Down syndrome further increase to one in 30 by age 45, according to the National Down Syndrome Society.

I knew this from sec. school. Guess you weren't paying attention. Even if there are risk factors on the male side, the maternal side is a ticking time bomb.

Guess your biological clock is real afterall

cococandy:
so they should marry after their prime? Does that make sense to you?

Do you know the risk for Down syndrome in babies increases with the father’s age?

Aswearugaaad

Stop spreading lies coco.

25-year-old woman has a one in 1,200 chance of having a baby with Down syndrome. By 35 years of age, the risk increases to one in 350—and it becomes one in 100 by age 40. The chances of Down syndrome further increase to one in 30 by age 45, according to the National Down Syndrome Society.

I knew this from sec. school. Guess you weren't paying attention. Even if there are risk factors on the male side, the maternal side is a ticking time bomb.

emmnprince:
Stop assuming if you don't have full knowledge about the man and his family. What was shared was about what happened between him and the lady alongside her family.

Aswearugaaad

I hear you sir. But his stupidity stinks, so I put it to you that it is not beyond this pussy-whipped man to do for his girlfriend's family what he hasn't done for his family. Afterall he's stupid in love, right?

As for my assumption, that's what makes us human. It's called perception.

Aswearugaaad

Serves the man right. Woman wey you never marry? How many houses you don build for your siblings? Make the younger sister sef show am shege so that he will learn his lesson. Stupid SIMP.

Aswearugaaad

Get vaccinated and catch covid and some probably lethal covid Vax complications. Refuse to get vaccinated and catch the same covid.

Thanks but no thanks, I'll take my chances without the vaccine.

Aswearugaaad

If WhatsApp call no dey wetin we for do? My guy in the UK, we talk all the time. Last time 'twas almost 2 hours talk via WhatsApp. Now imagine how much we woulda spent if it was a normal call?

Me and my friends, when we were in the university, used to contribute cash then recharge a huge glo bundle and share amongst ourselves so we could reach each other easily via internet calls. The name of the app we were using eludes me right now.

The only issue is that when you're on WhatsApp call, you wouldn't know if someone else was tryna reach you. That's a big concern for me.
I prefer to be the one doing the WhatsApp calling than the other way around.

Toks2008:
Guy just Negodu.

Pray to have good money so much that 200k will be like N20 to you.

The babe is a big fool cos she just played herself. She is not even smart.

Smart ladies will tag along and get far more than 2M.

Aswearugaaad

Bruh calm down. No matter the amount of money you have, 200k can never be equivalent to 20 in whichever currency you like. 200k is a little over $400. Do you think $400 looks like $20 to bill gates?

Mourinho just got a pair of sneakers for $800 for one of his players. Whaddid he say? He said it was pretty expensive. Do you think $800 looks like $40 to Mourinho?

If a bucket cannot hold water, it's no better that a fụ̀cking basket. You don't become a millionaire by being spending recklessly and foolishly. You spend on assets not on liabilities. Don't give people more than they deserve - especially entitled people (most women).

ThickSharon123:
Do you have problem with women? Most of your comments are sexist?

Aswearugaaad

Davash222 has said nothing but the truth! What makes her, or any girl for that matter, deserve free 200k / 2-fụ̀cking-million naira? Girlfriend na work?

Lucrativress:
Mehnn
I want to ignore o but just don't say negative things to yourself.
Other circumstances can make you send far more than that to a girl.
You'll not die when you eventually send the 5k in Jesus Name
Amen.

Aswearugaaad

Lol. You're kind-hearted.

Kobojunkie:
wake up from the delusion that is you and embrace the Truth of what is written there. Attacking me because you refuse to accept what is plainly written right there in Revelation 22 vs 16 by John the Apostle, this this over 2000 years ago, reveals you don't even know anything about the God you claim to serve.

Open your eyes and mind so you can accept what is in fact written, this instead of running here and there looking for interpretations(lies) to help keep you from accepting it.

Aswearugaaad

You're the one who needs to let go of your delusions.

Because the phrase "morning star" (or lucifer) is used both as a description of Christ and of Satan, we must rely on the context of each use to help us determine the meaning. The rules for proper interpretation of scripture require that the context drive our understanding of the meaning of a single word; a single word does not drive our understanding of the context.

You knew that in this context, the woman was talking about Satan so your statement was both mischievous and misleading. Are you a gatherer or a scatterer? Some knowledge can't be handled by some folk so you exercise discretion.

Aswearugaaad

Lol

Kobojunkie:
Blown my cover by quoting to you the Truth as claimed by John the Apostle? Are you sure you are sane at all?

Aswearugaaad

I should be questioning your sanity, brah. You go about spilling bullshit acting all crazy. I truly feel sorry for you.

Kobojunkie:
Stop confusing your delusions and hers with God's own Truth!

In Revelation, John the Apostle introduced Jesus Christ as THE Lucifer, the Bright morning star. So are we to heed the words of Jesus Christ as written by John in His book of Revelation, or are we to listen to this woman who claims to have rumbled with a Lucifer?

Aswearugaaad

You're a chameleon and you've just blown your cover.

TMTR:
Everytime I read your post on nairaland I feel nothing but pity for you, I can imagine the kind of life you live , when all you do all day is to look for posts that paints men black to create but when it's the other way round, you will be nowhere to be found..
Look some men are bad likewise women but that doesn't mean that you will judge everyone by the action of one, that's very myopic cause everyone is different.

Continue you hear, one day you will wake up when you are old and gray and realize how you have wasted all your life hating men

Aswearugaaad

Brah, she's already old and unattractive. That lady is Saphiere who was practically begging for any man to marry her. How can you get married to the same men you hate?

She's realized no one's gonna marry her so she's comforting herself with hatred.

Mercychen:
Imagine?? And you're here missing her.

You prolly made her believe it's your duty to do the calling. So she feels, when duty calls, you'll call. Hmm..

She's not a responsible fellow because on a good day, even if that's how she sees you ( Mr. caller) for someone who normally calls and has not called her till now, she's supposed to get worried and at least call to know why her "calling calling daddy" has not called her up till now but still it hasn't bothered her to do so?

What if something happened to you?what if you were kidnapped? ( God forbid) and you'll say you have someone who cares about you somewhere you want to marry? Hmmm .. my brother, .run o!

This a big danger sign.

Aswearugaaad

My thoughts exactly. She ain't shit!

Alexaonfleek:
Abeg keep your dick for your virtuous women and give me iPhone 13

Aswearugaaad

No can do, Alexa. No can do.