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Jay5mie:
Maybe Jesus got me in this mess

Aswearugaaad

Then He's in the best position to get you out of that mess, don't you think?

Jay5mie:
ON THE CONTRARY, LIFE IS NOT A GIFT.

IT'S A LOOP OF CONTINUOUS DESPAIR AND AGONY.

WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE SOMEONE HE LOVES SUCH CURSE

Aswearugaaad

In other words, your life is boring and full of despair. I think Jesus can help you if you ask him.

Sadaratoo:
You don't remember this guy? He's the one in the popular video saying thank you to my "wife" and my "girlfriend"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALYQoYuYC0

Aswearugaaad

Damn... That nicca don eff up

ritux:
Did online governor Maduka participate in this election?

After all the plenty royal blessings from royal fathers and online endorsements from various stakeholders. I pity the man and his bank account.

Aswearugaaad

Na wa for una o. Why do I keep seeing this statement?

Don't be worried about his money - he has it in abundance. Having 5 hospitals in the US is not child's play. I'm sure he knew he wasn't gonna win anyway, but now everyone knows about him. He can try again in 4 years.

harsysky:
When you begin to wonder how daft our lawmakers are, you will suddenly develop migraine. You can never hear or see them come up with mind-buggling ideas to drive the nation forward; it's always ways to kill someone else's business.

Does he want the so called online loan companies to fold up because to him they are charity organization?

Alabi getat!

Aswearugaaad

Bro calm down. Those loan companies are something else. One of 'em silly firms have been sending me messages on WhatsApp that one Bode wey I never see for more than 6 years now took a loan and I'm his guarantor and all that shit.

Wetin concern me and pesin wey come collect una stupid, terrible, horrible, no-good, very-bad, excessively-inflated-interest loans?

Aswearugaaad

Buhari and APC are jokers. See storyline smh.
IPOB and ESN are engaging you in a gun duel when they've already won the election?

Abeg what are they smoking o'er there at Aso Rock?

Acidosis:
Vegetarians in Nigeria?? LMAO! Vegetarians wey dey chop Shawarma, sausage, and meat pie

Aswearugaaad

Ehn no mind all the half-baked animal rights activists with their hypocrisy.

A hunter caught game dem dey shout inhuman! injustice! But them go chop rice 200 meat 700 still chop egg on top

Isobug:
Too bad for animals, wickedness on your brother's part. Very soon he won't see any to kill anymore

Aswearugaaad

Sharap. Are you a vegetarian?

ramatintin:
you for enter the trap since you are against a hunter and his catch.

Aswearugaaad

And she nor fi chop rice without. Hypocritical sombori

SimplyFacts:
Kuku kee her nah

Aswearugaaad

Baba think say liposuction na magic. She go need do like 20 to get her desired outcome lol

Aswearugaaad

Not body-shaming anyone but I'm not even gonna lie, I laughed uncontrollably when I saw these pictures. Still dunno why I was laughing. Be like comedy.

chatinent:
Nna m, me and these kinds of people no get bearing.

Everything is wrong with the OP.

He is just using the girl.

The stupid girl allowed a stupid guy use her too.

Aswearugaaad

The OP dey mad. Imagine risking going to jail for something as trivial as sex

Anyway they were both using each other. I dare say the woman was using him more - for shelter, provision, money, and sex.

If only OP knew the number of girls who would jump at the chance to replace her and enjoy what she's enjoying, he no for attempt rape the girl.

LilMissFavvy:
This is why it's not good to live with a boyfriend. You are not ready for marriage, so allow her go and find a better man. You don't have self control, you don't have good attitude, you beat and rape a woman. Just look for money and give her, let her rent a house, I guess the two weeks she mentioned is as a result of lack of finance. Tomorrow when your wickedness hunts you and you can't find another good woman, you will say that women are evil* . If she was a bad woman, she would have framed you up for rape, non*sense.

Aswearugaaad

Look for money and give her unto say he be her papa àbí? See entitlement o

frozen70:
What exactly is your problem, you are just not a matured man

Aswearugaaad

Are you pained that he's exposing your gender?

Funny enough real niccas already know that. He's just educating the ignorant ones so that when their babe pussy wey nor dey smell before start dey smell, make them know say something is fishy PUN INTENDED.

BegAt40:
Will you say the same if I talk about my dad always beating my mum?

SIMP!!!

Aswearugaaad

Best response to that slowpoke!

Aswearugaaad

Like Sikiru, like Tima. Bloody liars!

GenAbacha:
How many litres of fuel my gen come dey use?

Eva water big bottle is just 750ml.

Do the math so you’ll see how many bottles make 7 litres.

However, too much water in the system can upset your electrolyte balance.

You could also literally drown from drinking too much water.

Mr Bukola may have over exaggerated. 7l of water a day is too much.

Aswearugaaad

I think it's called Water intoxication. Learned that in sec. school.

Anyway, doctor wey no dey practise that one na doctor? I'm sure he go see kidney call am liver Na only politics full em head now

Ashley86400:
I swear.
I was just singing the song a few days ago o. Just remembered it for no damn reason.

Aswearugaaad

Brah I got the song on my phone and I play it often
I was too young to remember the storyline but the music and the way he used to magically pull out the guns from his hair stuck with me.

ObaKlaz:
I need money

Ah ya ya mo

Aswearugaaad

You dey there bros

Supreme145:
The kind of cane that I chopped on top one Mexican movie called Desperado ehhn, we had one film rental shop close to our house and the guy loves watching desperado every evening. Naso I go leave errand wey dem send me dey watch desperado almost every evening. Due to that flogging was my dinner every day cos I must be sent on an errand every evening and I must abandon it for desperado...those days mehn

Aswearugaaad

Lol. Desperado was my favourite.
Ah ya ya ya
Ah ah ya mo

FutureIsFemale:
R.I.P to them.

Meanwhile, please mods remove that thread about a female student who poured hot water on her fellow student from front page.

Since the media does not want to tell the truth. The will conceal the truth and published nonsense just for traffic.

A girl will not just carry hot water and pour a person because of toothpaste.

The media doesn't not want to tell you all the truth. They need traffic so everything goes.

Aswearugaaad

This girl you be winch? Are you normal at all??

DogmaNation:
This Akpata na mumu man. The AGF is playing the card Buhari wants him to play,so buhari is aware of the raid. Asking Buhari to set up an independent panel, will yield the same result from the panel the AGF set up earlier, making them judges in their own case.

AKPATA U ARE A MUMU MAN!

Aswearugaaad

He also said they'd do their own housekeeping. I guess that means they'd also do their investigations privately and sanction the Malami if found culpable.

ScrillyGOAT:
This is Nigeria, how many fans of Juventus and Bayern are in Nigeria?

Besides that, the OP detests Liverpool so your point is radaradaradaradaradaradarada.

Aswearugaaad

Rashkeed:
U call those trophies useless??
I guess u are more than useless eleribuuu

Aswearugaaad

He attacked something but you elected to attack his person. You, my friend, are one helluva sicko. No go kill yasef say you wan defend Messi. Na wa o

RoyalBoutique:
Well said.

The only solution that Nigerians know is to cut off the head when you have a headache.

All my visible properties are in my wife's name.

She's the mother of my kids for Christ's sake.

She knows only what I want her to know.

She doesn't know of my hidden assets.

Aswearugaaad

Don't worry. Your own is loading...

othermen:
This snake has probably for years had a gauge of you and foolishly spared you. For years, it had conducted itself in such a manner so as not to get in your way or in your eyes despite you invading its space. We forcefully take their habitats from them and one day, there is no place for them to go.

Anytime, you have come so ignorantly close to it, the snake has overcome the enmity God said would be between human and the serpent… and swallowed the venom that could harm you.

and perhaps, this is the snake punishment for disobeying God, by hoping to overcome the enmity. We may meet such fate too, when we see such serpents and let them be or go, without striking them or fleeing from them. and we may meet such fate too, when the snakes begin to realise that avoiding human contact is not enough but that they must strike first too, to avoid certain death.

And the many snakes that are nonvenomous will now pray for venoms potent enough to cause injury and death.

Aswearugaaad

This nicca. You have the the mind of a human and that of a snake. Can I call you Snakeman?

Aswearugaaad

Lol. Mumu love been dey shack diswan. In his next life he will have sense.

muller101:
Morally some people's comments on this thread shows they are already dead. If you want people to adhere to mind your business mentality don't go to public places. Useless yourself privately.

Aswearugaaad

Issa simpu sturvz.

Institutions will always move to distance themselves from anything that would cast a negative light on their reputation. Useless yourself but don't let it affect my business.

That's the same reason companies cut ties with Tiwhore Savage after her sextape scandal.

Blueelf:
I am a Liverpool fan

BUT

Athletico will capitalize on our defensive lapses...especially TAA

Please Konate or VVD should go and rest

VVD is a shadow of himself

And Oxlade-chamberlain should be sold. He offers nothing to the team currently

Aswearugaaad

You're not a LFC fan, nicca. You're simply a poorly disguised Chelshit fan!!

richmondefosa:


If you want to do a court wedding, sign a prenup.

If she refuses, she is after your money.

Court weddings only favour the women.

The only reason for a court wedding is if you intend relocating out of the country.

Left to me, the only wedding i will do is the African traditional wedding.

That is the only thing God and my ancestors recognize. I detest white weddings. I see it as an avenue to waste funds and showoff. Do your traditional wedding, hold the reception, Go home and enjoy your companion.

Make sure you sign a prenup. The ladies we have these days are out to ruin you.

Ji ma sun

[b]The white wedding is the traditional wedding of the white man.

[/b]
Aswearugaaad

I told my buddy the exact same thing. Dunno why someone will do Traditional wedding and still go ahead to do white wedding say wetin happen? Is the Traditional wedding inferior or useless? If it is why not scrap it altogether eh?