₦airaland Forum

Alexaonfleek:
Breaking my back for what?
I can't be with a violent person.
And I'd actually prefer a guy gives me nothing than giving me flowers.
At least,I might be generous enough to give him boxers and handkerchief

Aswearugaaad

Relax girlie, I didn't mean that literally. I meant intense and fulfilling dicking

Alexaonfleek:
This reno will just open mouth waaaaa
As for any guy I'm dating,he had better not be unfortunate to give me flowers for a gift if he doesn't want to swallow it whole!!!!

Aswearugaaad

If you were dating me, the only present you'd get is nothing babygyal. Breaking your back tirelessly should be enough for you

Lexusgs430:
You girlfriend would take all material gifts and only offer you her snail.......

That's all you deserve.......

Aswearugaaad

You forgot to add grudgingly. She'll offer you her snail grudgingly.

Aswearugaaad

Yeah. Secondary school.
The first and probably the only girl I genuinely fell in love with. God, I was so shy!

My friends persuaded me to no end until one of them threatened to go for her if I failed to . Omo I change am for my nicca sharparly

The girl is married now...not to me

ahnie:
Have you ever heard of the word called...MIND YOUR BUSINESS?

Aswearugaaad

Like Slawomiir would say "your boyfriend or husband is not a real nicca". Imagine wetin you dey type. Mind your business is not a word. Oya you sef count am

Aswearugaaad

My answer depends on the typa car. Some cars will build 10 3-bedroom flats

Aswearugaaad

Wetin Dorathy Bachor dey do for there? lwkmd

Bantino:
Ok, but.....

Aswearugaaad bro

I thought the same thing yesterday
Hard luck for the sick Nollywood actors be that o

dettolgel:
Not surprised when you guys eat anything and everything in the name of bush meat.

If snakes have such deadly and infectious disease by now half of this country would have caught it.

Stop eating anything you guys lay hands on you won't listen.

Aswearugaaad

what you said woulda made sense if people were eating those animals raw or undercooked.

Cooking kills all bacteria and viruses. The only thing you should be worried about is the toxins few of those bacteria leave behind. But generally, you're safe and should eat any meat that doesn't gross you out.

For instance I would never eat a monkey, not cos of fear, but because it's yucky so I might puke.

Or11:
Why do people always like blaming. There are parts of Lagos where the roads are fantastic and guess what, these roads are built by the residents and locals. If you want something done then do it yourself.

Aswearugaaad

Bro abeg no vex. But are you sure you're alright? Make I go fix road when I pay my taxes? Why is there a freaking government, nicca?

Nigerians do practically everything for themselves yet we pay taxes to our tax masters who use it to enrich themselves and arm their security terrorists in uniform to harass and kill citizens.

Guy respect yourself o. Once una don read motivational books upside down laidis na to dey apply am out of context.

Rydermaverick:
Seriously does it matter man?
You guys love each other that's what matters..

Aswearugaaad

Which yeye love? They weren't even dating just fụ̀cking .

OP, you wanna marry a girl you haven't even dated, be my guest. Don't come crying when she's not who you imagined her to be.

Favfables1:
OP...
Is it Everytime you feel like going to work?? I'm guessing, no,but yet you still go to work right?? Why?? Because the consequences of not doing so, out weighs the pleasure that comes with the"day off"...

I won't say anymore...

Aswearugaaad

Wisdom!

iCauseTrouble:
What is life without penis?

Aswearugaaad

A penisula

Ishilove:
Go and meet someone selling snacks. Explain your intentions to them. Select her favourite snack, pay the the seller to put the ring inside a snack specially prepared for her. After church service give her the buns/Puff Puff/Meatpie etcetera etcetera to eat. She will bite into the snack and discover the ring. The rest is history.

I hope we can hear word thereafter

Aswearugaaad

Until you swallow ring

Aswearugaaad

1Cor 10: 23 All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

Your pastor hasn't sinned so long as he doesn't drink to stupor and bring disgrace to the church. But he shouldn't be doing those things because of people like you and other members who are still babes in the things of God.

He might cause some people to backslide and fall out of faith, and that would be really careless of him because he is meant to nurture the flock not scatter them.

Myzubby:
Let them marry
After the marriage it will be an interesting story for both of you .

Make sure you are the type of person your brother can trust with his wife otherwise if your brother becomes aware your past relationship with her he may feel insecure .

And hope your relationship with her was not romantic
Thank you

Aswearugaaad

You dey hear FWB and your still asking if the relationship was romantic? No, they were fụ̀cking platonically.

As for you, OP, you've done nothing wrong yet, but don't you think it would be a precarious situation when both of you are in the same room together? If you can handle yourself, which is doubtful, can she? Don't put yourself in a situation where you might end up fụ̀cking your brother's wife when they are married.

Actually, I can't think of any reason in the world why you wouldn't tell him.
You're thinking only about yourself by not telling him and that would be really selfish.

Do the right thing. Be a brother. Tell your brother.

ogascomax:
Many a times I have try to change the misconception people have about this white wedding calling it Oyibo tradition. It is not white wedding it is called Church wedding. Christianity does not have culture, Christianity is for all. Concerning Church marriage the most important thing is carrying yourselves to the church and receiving the blessings of the Church. The reason why many people are confused about the church wedding thing is because of the spending part. No body force you to do party. Carry your wife to church so that they can bless both of you and go home.

Aswearugaaad

And I keep correcting the fallacy that God is only found in the church. God is in my home. God is with me. And God is in me.

If you desperately need your pastor's prayers as per say na him be the way to God, then let him attend the Trad and pray for you there. Simple sturvz.

Iyaebe:
That vows before God is the most important after bride price, so you are only fully and truly married after church wedding

Aswearugaaad

Na only church God dey? Your Bible nor tell you say God na Omnipresent àbí? He's everywhere and your parents are his representatives that day to give you his blessings.

That prayer wey your papa and mama give you that day na him God answer.

Aswearugaaad

White wedding na oyibo man traditional wedding. Make Africans try dey get sense abeg.

Trad na the main marriage gan gan. Anything else na extracurricular activity.

NwaAmaikpe:





When life gives you lemon, make lemonades; but when life gives you lemon grass, just make agbo.

This kpomo lips can fetch her good money if she puts it to good use because it's BJ will be priceless.

I can't help but imagine having my randy member sandwiched by such succulent lips.
That feel of lush velvet from this reupholstered bucal cavity's oral mucosa will be almost heavenly.

But if this in itself isn't stupidity, then what else in the world is?

Aswearugaaad

Always with the faya. You never cease to amaze me, brah.

illicit:
I grind the pills into powder then wash it down with water

They don't ever digest completely if taken whole

Aswearugaaad

I may be wrong but crushing the drugs into powdered form before taking will increase the rate of absorption which may be counter-productive for some drugs.

Maybe the body may need to absorb the drugs jejely you come dey rush am lol

PlayMaker14:
My brother, most of us in this forum are not daft and unitelligent to believe everything they throw at us....

You maybe daft and unitelligent, it doesn't mean most of us are like you.

Aswearugaaad

PlayMaker14:
One useless driver came out to say that he was the one who hit the Vanguard Newspaper Reporter thinking the late Tordue Henry Salem was an armed robber.....


I know someone paid the fool to bear false witness....

God is alive and He will expose the true killers of Tordue Henry Salem.

Aswearugaaad

Paid, you say? Me thinks they're blackmailing the innocent guy. They've probably threatened the lives of his loved ones.

Nothing is beyond this evil govt. Pathetic.

AlieninPH:
China that has the biggest and fastest growing economy in the world also banned Cryptocurrency trading.
So Mr. Pimine, it's you that should get lost.

Aswearugaaad

China is almost self-sufficient. They are a producing nation. They can start trade-wars with any country they want to and probably win. Can your country do that?

Stop comparing apples and oranges here, my nicca. If you're gonna be a zombie, at least be a reasonable one. Oh, my bad! I forgot zombies are brain-dead so they can't reason.

Now run along. I don't engage paid miscreants.

Mrsoft3:
Wait o, let's be honest here. So this man knocked someone with his car since last month and it was yesterday they saw the dead body? Question where did they see the dead body? Which autopsy was carried out to show he was knocked down? If this said driver knocked down someone and ran away to the point of even fixing the car then he is a serial killer.

But wait who we dey deceive?

Aswearugaaad

You dey mind that guy? Most Nigerians don't think. They swallow everything their favourite spinners give them hook, line and sinker. They keep insulting our collective intelligence and we keep letting them.
Just imagine this rubbish!

Aswearugaaad

Congratulations.

pocohantas:
Smh

If true, he should have been honourable enough to take him to the hospital. Why flee the accident scene? I understand that panic and fear of Nigerian Police is a thing, but this is a human being, not a goat or Buhari’s cow.

So how did the body end up in a bush or missing for a month?

Aswearugaaad

Ọ dị very obvious that nke a bụ cover up. Hit and run kor hit and stand ni.

Bastard government.

Aburada:
Dodged a hug from a man and accepted that of a lady and even gave her his jersey. Safe to say the pussy power is not limited to Nigeria alone

Slawormiir how far? Bring your calculator and let’s calculate the power of pussy

Aswearugaaad

Generally, I'd say you're right, but in this case that's a kid. I'd say she's not more than 10 years old, so the rules don't apply.

Good of Cr7.

Aswearugaaad

Abeg make all of una watch video before una comment. With una 10mb subscription.
Anyway, I didn't know he'd left Assemblies of God. In summary he said: Copy Brilliance
If you don't understand the line above, read more books.

This man came to Nsk one time like that. It was in his service in my church at Onuiyi that that I experienced instant divine healing on a knee that's been troubling me for more than 2 years, I think - can't remember for how long.

I just placed my hand with faith when he prayed for everyone and the pain vanished.

Aswearugaaad

Are you sure the guy isn't the victim in an abusive relationship? It takes 2 to tango, my guy

Having said that, you can only do that which your sis allows you to. If you go do pass yourself, she'll resent you for overstepping.

bot101:
Simple logic fails you. If you don't do crypto, you have nothing to fear. Crypto trading isn't a crime, but is simply not allowed by the CBN, and banks have been ordered to flag all crypto transactions. If you aren't doing crypto transactions, you have nothing to fear. That much is clear from the original post, and the quoted person's statement. Una just dey yap rubbish.

Aswearugaaad

And why should I not do crypto, Mr Logic? Because your walking-dead president, his zombie cabinet, and his brain-dead cheerleaders say so?

Get lost, nicca!

RichDad1:
If you’re legit, you have nothing to fear.

Aswearugaaad

If you keep being stupid, you'll have something to fear. Dumbo