₦airaland Forum

@AIRDIG: for just a moment, lets forget about all these historical writings and assertions. Tell me, do you think it is right to have sex with a 4-year-old girl? Can you do it? Don't you think having sex (marrying) with a child is like raping her since she does not have a choice or cannot be said to consent to such?

If you answer yes to any of the questions, I'm sorry, you're a sick fellow together with whoever believes such is right.

I heard Yerima's 25-year-old son calling his 13-year-old step-mother mom, , This is so patheti

Some people pronounce these two words differently: fiancé and fiancée, which is wrong. Both are pronounced: /fI'a:nseI/, with fiancé meaning a man you are getting married to and fiancée meaning the opposite.

I are try to conpose myself hear so that I will not make mistakes in this thread full of quick-to-spot-error peeple. Please send to me whatever you has be sending: pingu2k5@yahoo.com

I majorly in English, thats what I teaching. I dont really need it for me, simply because I has the bestest command for the English language (as in, I speaks it like the natives), but I needs it for the peeples I teach who couldnt speak english talk less of written.

Thanks you.

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@chibuk: well explained.
@prince: why not leave the judgement to God

The principle of "what you sow you will reap" also applies to sinning. If you commit a sin, you will definitely reap the consequences of the sin whether you are saved (Christian) or not. God will forgive the sin of a saved one but will not hide the saved one from facing the consequence(s) of the sin, example is the couple Ananias and Sapphira. If you murder, though forgiven by God if you confess and ask for forgiveness, you will still have to face the consequences for committing murder.

Sin is a nature (adamic/satanic nature) and righteousness is a nature (God's nature). If you sin habitually without remorse, it is a clear sign you do not have the nature of God and you do not belong to Him. A "Christian", so to speak, that sins habitually is not a Christian as being a Christian entails being Christ-like, having the nature of Christ/God.

A Christian is not a sinner because he/she no longer has the nature of sin (adamic/satanic nature). So long as we are in our flesh, which is our weakness, we are constantly struggling with sin. God has made a provision for forgiveness for us IF we sin.

We should not abound in sin because His Grace is sufficient; if we do, we will face the consequences of our sins.

NB: it's pointless arguing with some people because they will not just understand.

How can she have children with her finace/husband without her passing the virus to him?

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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!” She had a box her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.”

The loyal wife replied, “Listen, I’m an honest loyal wife, I can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”

“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check, If he can cash it, he can spend it.”

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I did an interview with SCB about two weeks ago. Please has anyone who was interviewed around that time been contacted.

Thank you in anticipation of your response.

@ Abu Zola: what if you had the opportunity to choose only one, which would you choose?

Just want to know the minds of Nigerians.

If you are asked to choose, probably by a genie or something, between the recovery of Super Eagles in the on-going Nations Cup, so that they can go ahead in the competition, and Y'radua, so that he can come back and "continue to move this country forward as he has been doing"; which one will you choose?

My choice, I sure wish Y'radua a quick recovery,

those of you that have been invited, please how were you invited?

kindly send it to me too. pingu2k5@yahoo.com

pls, have you been invited for their test? if you have, how? pls, i need to know because i also applied.

This is so absurd. If he had the power to change himself why didn't he change himself into an eagle or something so that he could fly away from the reach of our dumb police.

I'm sure they caught him, he gave them some bribe, they released him and now they are presenting some stray goat that they caught along their way back to their station as the robber, Na wa o.

thanks for ur response.

Pls, does anyone know if Oando has called people for their test,

Pls, I need this info 2 o,

If TB Joshua says this I'll believe more,

House please, is it true that OANDO has started calling people for their test?

Sorry. I meant I want to leave the company I'm working in currently for Standard Chartered.

At least, thank you for replying.

Good day nairalanders. Please, I'm planning of leaving the company I'm working currently for Standard Chartered. I was just called for an ability test. Does anyone have an idea of what they pay for entry level.

Thank you.

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Interested potential Batch B corpers should make their interests known urgently.

Does anybody know if any of KPMG,PWC and Deloitte accept 2.2?

Does anyone know how much KPMG pays Graduate Trainee (Entry Level)

Please, I am totally green, can someone help me? I hope to get offers from a discount house (Express Discount Ltd), UBA and KPMG and I don't know which one to go for if I eventually get the offers,

oh, I feel your pains, I imagine myself in your situation and I am, i don't know. I will suggest you try to talk to him, I know you said he accusses you or gets angry whenever you try to talk to him about his behaviour but there are ways in which you can do that and he won't flare up. Wait for a time when he is in a happy mood, then ask him why he changed suddenly or create the mood, You can cook him a special delicacy or buy him a gift or something that will make him happy, then try to talk to him, All disagreements are caused by misunderstanding, and you make someone understand you by talking to the person.
I wish you happiness in your marriage but i am declining your friendship offer. Call me on 08077286163 or email at pingu2k5@yahoo.com. Seun