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@Udomama,beautiful bump u got dia,daz how i want my bump 2b wen i grow up.

@goldenruby,u so pretty,pregnancy really fits u o,asides ur bump ,1 can't tel u r pregnant by just ur face

@PresVA,i tire o,how pple jump in2 conclusion wtout even being sure of wat dey think dey know.

@loistee,200 litres of fuel ,Abeg o,where i wan c dat 1 na,i don run b dat o.

Nairaland pple nor go kill me wt laughter o,@ Ahnie,so u took out ur precious time 2 read n even quoted d whole of dat post n u say u ignored,my dear,i love dis kain of ur IGNORED,biko kip it up.
ONE LUV.

@Olubankemi @Jenife89 n a few others,u stand out in d crowd with ur unbiased comments,i respect brave women like u a lot,thanks ma'am.

@Ahnie,i beg u in d name of all dat is sacred 2u,b careful with ur choice of words,Pintoxx is not here 2 cause any division or quarrel,if atall u read my 1st post where i ranted ,i didn't use any derogatory word on any body,rather i addressed d mothers here as "Able mamas",so y should anybody take it personal n now use derogatory words n sarcastic statement 2 respond 2 me? Respect is reciprocal just like ma Olubankemi said.

I wanted quick response 2 my question,hence my post,n i got immediate ansa 2 my question after my rant,i didn't insult anybody,so y should i b insulted?She asked 2b insulted n got insulted,so y cry wolf?

@Cherrymum,whatever ur story is,Pintoxx does not know n am nt interested in knowing,i choose d word frustrated because i no any woman wil flare up wen such word is used on her,so if it happens u posted sumtin on nairaland recently n u feel daz y i used dat word,u r wrong,u hurt me n i wanted 2 reciprocate dat gesture,which i did.AM SORRY MA 4 hurting u,4give me as i hav already 4given u since yesterday,but next time choose ur words carefully.
4 those of u making sarcastic comments n trying hard 2 ignite fresh fire by apportioning blames,i choose 2 ignore u all,i moved on since yesterday.

@mompurity 2,nice bump
@goldenruby,waoh so beautiful ,u were lucky 2 catch dat amazing moment on camera,God b praised.
Happy bumpy Tuesday.

BritneyStacy ,my teamie n class rep,sorry was carried away,don't b worried,no b evrytime baby dey like dey active,sum days dey just want 2 stay calm all thru,as 4 me anytime we kpetuse,d guy will just b running up n down,probably 4 cover,me i no no o.

@ Lovinam n Evacroft ,thanx 4d mention n advice,will do so next time.

@ Olubankemi, aka mummy double,thanks ma'am,i can now enjoy my pepper in peace,no more fear of hurting my lil treasure .
I b jjc sha ,but from d little i know,baby being engaged means baby/babies have moved down,baby is upside down with head at d birth canal n ready b born n dis usually happen in late 3rd trimester,experienced moms will shed more light.

I rep team August ,team like no other.

To all d mamas who made meaningful n matured comments,thanx,i heard u all,i nor vex again.

@ cherrymum,kikikikikikiiiiikiiikiikiiikiikiikii. Lmao!!so u don remember GOD now ? oya clap 4 yasef.

@Adorablewifey,it is well,at dis point u need 2 hold on tight 2 ur faith n remind God of his word.

PEACE N ONE LOVE.

@sugar,thanx,was really worried just wanted 2 no.

@Godmother ,Missmachi n co,no mind her,i will dish it out 2 her as hot as she wants it.
Bia @Serendipity ,howmuch do u pay 2get ur questions answered here,if u pay notin,den shaaataap dia..

@Cherrymum,u blind ni ,U no no who dey block ur road ba? Dont u ask questions here,abi u no dey pay doctor?Dessence of asking here is 2 get 1st hand info from experienced moms,so if u feel u no all n don't need ansa or support here,den Gerrarahia with ur busy body,n thanx 4 buying data 4 evry 1 here.shiooo!!We r all here either 2 ask questions,rant or support each oda,i just did 1 of dis,so kini big deal
Let me Warn u,KEEP OFF MY TRACK ,am not responsible 4ur fruuuuuuuustratiooooooon,loud mouthed busy body.

Hi all n happy new week.

. So of all d able mamas in d house,not even a single 1 has an idea on the question i asked,or no 1 deemed it fit 2 mention or giv an ansa ba?It is well,let me make a PROMISE ,i will NEVER ask any question here again,since u pple choose whose question deserves 2b answered n whose should b ignored.

@ Olubankemi,may God restore ur mom's health,so dat ur joy may b complete again.Amen .

@Fabmummy n destinedmom,nice birth stories n congratulations.

@Mompurity2,howdy?We r gud dear,no serious bump yet,but feeling active movements.thanks n hop d twinnies r kicking smart.

@ALL ,pls does eating spicy food(very peperish food) hav any negative effect on loo?I need 2 no because i i luv my food very n since i became preggy my luv 4 pepper has trippled .

@BWhitneystacy my Able class rep,i dey troway salute,team august,team like no other.

mompurity2,thanx,just saw it,pls reply i mailed u.

@ Mompurity 2,sent u a PM,pls reply,i need 2 findout sumtins from u,thanx.

All praises n honour 2d King of Glory,faithful is ur name,words can't explain how gr8ful i am 4dis previledge bestowed on me n my family,still seems like a dream 2me,but i know it's real wan i feel d life inside of me kick n leap 4joy each time i speak 2him n caress him,LORD ,am eternally gr8ful 4dis precious treasure.

E-Family ,join me is praising d name of the Most high,as we celebrate our 20weeks inwomb bday.Hurray !!!!!!we r 20weeks 2day.

Bellow r our pic 2 celebrate God's faithfulness n mercy upon our life.

HumbledBYgrace,thanks 4d response,i appreciate a lot,evry oda momma just read n ignored my question,no wahala,i get d drift.

Nice bumps on display.
@mumtwins,congrats n sweet bs .

pls URGENT!URGENT!URGENT,i nid ur urgent responses o,pls is it safe 2take cough syrup?If yes what brand is safest?If no what can i take 2 clear d cough,bin battling with dis dry cough 4days now.

@Mspat,dis ur birth story is so hilarious @Mspat,dis ur birth story is so hilarious,pls don't cut off dh 's kpetuser ,congratulations on d supernatural birthing of ur twinnies,i don collect d anointing sharply.

@Balogunsaheeh,congratulation on d birth of ur son,bs pls.

@nazzalblossom,wil ping u via whatsapp

@Maureensylvia,dat ur nebo needs 2b have her brain 2b examined,i don't bliv she is sane,poor child.

@BritneyStacy,my honourable class captain,present ma,we r pushing d ministry gradually 2d permanent site,thanks 4 taking out time 2 compile dat list n checking up on us,no kicks yet,am almost 19 weeks,no bump yet o @Mspat,dis ur birth story is so hilarious @Mspat,dis ur birth story is so hilarious,pls don't cut off dh 's kpetuser ,congratulations on d supernatural birthing of ur twinnies,i don collect d anointing sharply.

@Balogunsaheeh,congratulation on d birth of ur son,bs pls.

@nazzalblossom,wil ping u via whatsapp

@Maureensylvia,dat ur nebo needs 2b have her brain 2b examined,i don't bliv she is sane,poor child.

@BritneyStacy,my honourable class captain,present ma,we r pushing d ministry gradually 2d permanent site,thanks 4 taking out time 2 compile dat list n checking up on us,no kicks yet,am almost 19 weeks,no bump yet o,no kicks yet 2,but my baby is very agile n active according 2my last scan @ 16wks,not so interested in checking sex of baby,i already no it's a Boy (daz d sex i ordered from heaven wen i was still ttc ),but dh vows its a girl he put in dia n a girl must i bring out 4him.

@Melly23....nice bump,fwesh skin like mine,7months with such cute n lil bump,n am here bothering myself dat @ almost 5months n no bump yet,mayb it's because we r ftm,really craving 4 a huge bump.

@Mompurity,my teamie,how u dey,n how body?Regards
2 ur family.

I REP TEAM AUGUST!TEAM LIKE NO OTHER!

Aspa d discussion on libido,had high libido in d early days of marriage,but wen ttc set in,it dropped drastically,only had d urge 2 baby dance during ovulation daz all,fastforward 2 now,no urge atall ,used 2tel dh in our 1st trimester don't worry,na u go run 4 2nd trimester,2my surprise still no urge,except wen hubby bribes me wt plenty goodies d urge would just appear,una nid 2c enof bribery n corruption b4 kpetusing can fit take place,no b my fault sha ,na him baby cause am.
pls,i nid help on how 2 use these nairaland smilleys biko,i don try tire,d tin no dey gree .

Congratulations 2 lioha n all d mommas dat just offloaded ,God bless ur lil ones.
@Mompurity 2,my team mate,ur bump is so big n beautiful,i envy u o,am seriously craving 4 a big bump,yet my tommy is almost flat,nobody can tel am even pregnant even though,i still wear my hugging clothes.
@mumtwins,5cm dilated n no labour pains or contraction?It must b God @ work,wish u a supernatural delivery,awaiting ur .bs.

Sodiamond,congratulations ma,50 gbosas 4u!!!!how did u do it @ 4.9kg baby via vb,?ur birth story must b very interesting,looking 4ward 2 reading it.Kisses 2ur Orobolicious,adorable ,sweet dauta .

@iomoge ,congrats dear,so happy 2hav u here,i started suspecting u wen i caught u peeping Here severally,fishing u H&H 9months.
@mompurity,my teammy,glad u r ok now.
@BritneyStacy ,my class captain,how r u?Show face na.
@JUMAYIN,congrats dear,sorry it's coming late,dis has com 2 stay.

Happy belated bday wishes 2 our accountant general n commander,long life 2c ur gr8,gr8,gr8,gr8 grandchildren.
On behalf of all d August mommas n my humble self,i present u dis cake as an expression of our loyalty 2 ur regime,thanks ma.

FINE4084 congrats dear,happy vigilante
@tmama,wonderful birth story,dis is atypical example of supernatural child birth,na so my delivery go b,if dey waste time sef na 4 house i go offload give dh ,kisses 2 twinnie .
@Chinwedym,God is so faithful,i stand in awe of Him,me 2 kept my test strip n all my scan results n tests,dey r my priceless valuables,Hugs 2 ur miracle baby Ekene.
@Cherry chi,don't think it's true,bitterleaf seems 2b my favorite vegetable since i conceived,i also eat effirin,anyways,body differs sha.
@mompurity ,how r u,n how did it go?

Oselin,congrats ,God bless ur loo
@mompurity,my able teammates,fear not,it is well with u,evrytin worketh 4 gud 4dem dat bliv.
@orire,welcome on board.
Team captain @BritneyStacy,u nid 2c me talking 2 loo n begging him not 2 turn me in2 an ameoba,na so dh go dey laff us,i can eat 4 Africa as it stands now,my figure has almost disappeared n bump nova still show,so u can imagine what will happen wen it shows.ITis well with us o
I REP TEAM AUGUST.

BritneyStacy,hhhhmm,i tot am d only 1 experiencing dat o,tommy very flat in d Mrng,shows only wen i overfeed,d bump never still show,we r 16weeks n 4days now,hav added about 7kg already.
Senior Zaynie(aka commander),lol,Abeg tak am easy wt d April mommas.
Newbies welcome on board .

Zaynie n Sweetlady4real,thanx 4 ur inputs,i feel much more better now.
Ramcie,kai,dis ur child is cuteness overloaded,than God 4d short labour n congrats,kpele 4d tear,it will heal in days,just do ur sit baths.
@Feddy27 pls answer,where in ph did u get d disposable breast pads?

Feddy29,pls where in ph did u buy d disposable nursing pads? Am interested biko .
Ramcie, n Amak123,congrats n God bless ur bundlesmog joy.
UmmTwin2 n Maureensylvia ,beautiful n funny bs,Debbiemma ,congratulations.
PLS no ansa yet 2my previous question,is it normal 2still hav a flat tummy @ 15weeks plus,does having a retroverted uterus hav any effect on wen d bump is 2 appear?

Feddy29,pls where in ph did u buy d disposable nursing pads? Am interested biko .
Ramcie, n Amak123,congrats n God bless ur bundlesmog joy.
UmmTwin2 n Maureensylvia ,beautiful n funny bs,Debbiemma ,congratulations.
PLS no ansa yet 2my previous question,is it normal 2still hav a flat tummy @ 15weeks plus.?

DonaTee,Dhabeautyjas n rezzy,thanx dears n Amen.
BritneyStacy yeah want a big bump so as 2 always caress it n enjoy sum privileges like mompurity did at d bank lol.@mompurity,enjoy ur bump o jare ,norrin do u.
Godmother,cramps r normal at dat stage,fear not,dia shall b no complications.@mama2016,welcome n happy bumping.
Maureensylvia,congrats n Godbless ur BB,waiting 2 read ur bs soonest .
Mommas,pls any1 preggy b4 wt a retroverted uterus?,wen did u start showing? Am so worried because my tommy is still flat even @ 15weeks plus,is it normal,am really worried,pls help output frm experienced mommas r needed,thanx.

Team PURPLE :DTeam PURPLE

Hi beautiful mums,
2d vigilante elders,i duff hat 4una,2d waddling,elephant n hippopotamus steppers,i hail una o,den 2my juniors wey Mrng sickness dey show pepper,una kpele. To the TTC mothers,i love u all so much n my prayer is 4 u all 2 port 2dis thread n dat 1 shut permanently.
I wanted 2 read d whole of d pages b4 joining d thread 2 avoid plenty questns,but i just discovered d passes were growing@ an alarming rate n i won't b able 2 catch up,so decides 2 register 2day.
Igraduated frm TTC,after spending 4yrs8months ,2d glory of God,we r 15 weeks gone,had no atom of Mrng sickness till dis day,asked God 4 a supernatural pregnancy n delivery wen i was still TTC ,n daz exactly what i got,i don't feel preggy atall,my MIL was wt me in my 1st trimester,didn't even suspect atall ,i get so overwhelmed wt fear atimes,dat how can 1 b pregnant wtout any sign atall,dat i rush 2d scan center n dey wil lik madam ur baby is doing fine,Dh don even ban me from scans till further notice,now i bliv dis TLC prog "i didn't no i was pregnant" tot it was impossible until dis experience.
September mommas,here i kom,1st scan say na Sept,but others,baby centre n hospital say it'd August,September would b gr8 cos it's my bday month,but i prefer August,can't wait 2 meet dis lil angel of mine.My new obsession is spending almost d whole day in front of my mirror n admiring my invisible bump,no bump yet,but dat line dat cuts across d navel down has appeared,its so very beautiful 2 behold,i can't wait 4my bump 2 appear,i go rock am like kilode ,am already practicing my hippopotamus n elephant steps,can barely wait 4 dat stage 2come.
Sorry 4my long epistle,Elder Zaynie,send acct number sharp sharp,am gonna wanna pay in dollars,i came fully prepared.Hugs 2 evry 1.

@ Toluxa1,ur mode of presentation n meal looks gud,not until 1 noticed d dead cockroach very close 2ur vegetables in d 2nd pic,dats a total turn off n does nt portray u in a gud light,b mindful of ur cooking environment,very important 2ur health,no harm intended,just couldn't ignore what i saw.

Thank u all for rejoicing with me,my joy wil know no bounds as u all port 2d pregnancy thread 1 after d other.
pls those with male issues,pls encourage dh 2 work out n do lots of exercise,it is very important.
@ Amfertile,dunno how 2 access nl mails,u can reach me on chiomzykuulz@gmail.com
@ mumihaja,pls check ur box,i sent u a mail since last week,pls i need ur reply urgently,thanx.
Alwaystrue,happy bday,hop it's not coming 2late,wishing u more fulfilling yrs ahead with ur beautiful kids.
@Teal, Blessedmum n .mummyife,congratulations n happy bumping 2 us.

Hi great mum's n happy new yr,it's bin a while,hav nt bin able 2 post 4 along time now,had issues with dis moniker ,started using Zamm ,along d line,i also lost Zamm so couldn't post any more,but kom in as a guest regularly 2 read n draw strength from here,so wil feel very guilty n ungrateful if i don't post my testimony here.My dear pple,my story is very long o,but wil try n make it as brief as possible.
D Iimpossibility specialist,d great I AM that I AM,the most high Jehovah, the 1 with the final verdict,the strong n breasted 1,has finally settled my case,i already gav up on 2015 n we had decided dat kom January 2016 we will commence ART,so we went 4 test in November,dia was still infection n dh's count was still a disaster,so we decided 2 get rid of evry infection b4 January,so was placed on antibiotics,normally i don't take any medication ones it's after ovulation,not even panadol ,4 fear of disrupting anything,but dis particular cycle because we were not expecting anything,i took d full dose of antibiotics after ovulation,n aspa bd dat month we were so busy didn't hav time 2bd like oda months,remembered seeing ewcm on cd17 1Mrng n had 2mak up with dh because had a bitter quarrel previous day,we bd with ky jelly because we travelled n 4got our preseed at home.
2weeks later af was supposed 2show,she didn't kom,so felt d antibiotics we took had disrupted my cycle,was very very mad with af 4d delay,because i was sure notin,waited for 5days yet she didn't kom,wanted 2 take ruzu bitters,saw on d pack boldly written,NEVER 2b taken by preg women,so bought test strip n tested,had a faint positive n i laughed at d joke wen i discovered d test strip was even expired,bought 2more ,tested,same faint positive n i said dia must b a mistake somewhere,told dh n he laughed n said i was 2 anxious dat lets wait,after a week had a blood test n it came out POSITIVE,didn't still bliv until i went 4my 1st scan n heard baby's heartbeat,i think i passed out.Had given up on 2015,but didn't no God had not given up on me.
TTC HISTORY N MEDICATIONS SO FAR
Bin ttc 4yrs n 8months,male factor,never bin pregy 4 ones
pelvic scan n hvs,so many,lost count.
TVS n follicular tracking,so many.
Hormonal profile,twice.
HSG,twice
testicular biospy/scan.
semen count n analysis,lost count.
Hav used d following;
prolactin,Addyzoa,proviron,testerone injections,some kedi products like golden six,fertil aid 4 women,EPO,acv ,bee propolis,royal jelly,ashettu bitters,guiefie boa,many herbal concotions etc.
I hav gud news 4u all,if God can do mine despite how complex our case was (dia was time we were having zero count)at a time we least expected,b rest assured dat hewil visit everybody on dis thread soon.
I stil hav a seed or 2 of guifie boa n Epo n many left,any interested mama in ph should contact me.
Thanx 4 reading my long epistle.
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