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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Trekking Home After Eid Prayers In Daura (Photos) by Pitokwe(m): 3:06pm On Aug 21, 2018
princechurchill:
I know u are from one those states that fears restructuring so no need to reply
They are scared of what will definitely take place some day.

I've no doubt,that some day,the lime will be drawn and ceasers will have all what belongs to him.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Trekking Home After Eid Prayers In Daura (Photos) by Pitokwe(m): 3:03pm On Aug 21, 2018
abdulrazak07:
Mmmm... what is d diff bw u and them?

Or tell us ur impact to d economy?
By their moniker,You will know them cheesy
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Trekking Home After Eid Prayers In Daura (Photos) by Pitokwe(m): 3:01pm On Aug 21, 2018
moyinoluwabun:
If this man wins 2019 election, it shows d stupid ones in Nigeria are more than the right thinking ones.
Baba Buhari, we know people love u, but please don't contest cos u don't know what governance is.
My guy you are so funny.Are you just getting to know that the stupid ones are more in number?
Why do you think,they have deliberately refuse to develop the educational system in Nigeria?
AutosRe: Milex & Carquest, 2nd Largest USA Parts & Repair NOW OPEN In Lekki Phase 2 by Pitokwe(m): 2:51pm On Aug 21, 2018
asamwababy:
Is this Jamaican rice and beans with jerk chicken am seeing.

Abeg where did you buy this from I need a plate.
Who be this?
Seem like you have not been reading through the thread.

Yes it is the Jamaican delicacy. wink

Well,I got the food from third main land bridge just ask the police to show you Julius Berger kitchen on the bridge. cheesy
AutosRe: Milex & Carquest, 2nd Largest USA Parts & Repair NOW OPEN In Lekki Phase 2 by Pitokwe(m): 2:38pm On Aug 21, 2018
ucsparks:
but the food is too small, i can't get filled up eating that rat food. I need a real meal or maybe 5 plates of that rat food could do.
You can get as much as you want.Its is available. Our belle size no be d same.

Go with your GP tank size stomach,You will be served. All na your money cheesy
AutosRe: Milex & Carquest, 2nd Largest USA Parts & Repair NOW OPEN In Lekki Phase 2 by Pitokwe(m): 9:09am On Aug 21, 2018
radautoworks:
Ask Pitokwe. Even he manage chop small smiley
Yea.will make out time to come write about my experience visiting your shop. Had a meal and I enjoyed it wink

PropertiesRe: Police Teargas Protesters At Collapsed Building Site In Abuja by Pitokwe(m): 1:18pm On Aug 18, 2018
WahalaDeyHere:


Will the protest make the building stand erect back again like Hot manhood?



When you see those that like Hot manhood. You will know by their statements cheesy

Wetin concern yansh and tooth brush for this matter now? undecided shocked
EducationRe: Photos Of The New Senate Building, University Of Maiduguri. by Pitokwe(m): 11:44am On Aug 16, 2018
My Alma mater.

Proud maidite cool

I bet unimaid beats many uni in terms of structures
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Pitokwe(m): 3:17am On Aug 16, 2018
radautoworks:
You know what? I, Radutoworks AKA aunty radu (OMG my phone has added it to autocorrect), do solemnly swear to thebigkendo that I will cease kicking rightwrongauto in the gonads no matter what he says next.

This Wednesday the 15th of August, 2018.
No be small something dey happen here since morning o.

Please have mercy . No vex too much for that guy. Lessons learnt.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Pitokwe(m): 3:13am On Aug 16, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
sorry to disappoint u ma'am, but he meant 12 canopies.....

grin
You self dey add petrol join fire cheesy
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Man Sneaks Into Hospital Ward To Make Love With Sick Wife by Pitokwe(m): 2:41am On Aug 16, 2018
maasoap:
For molesting his sick wife on the hospital bed in the presence of other patients? Are you sure that you are not sick upstair just like the man in question?
No insults dude. That is my opinion and you are entitled to yours.

Sex is part of healing.The woman to my reasoning liked it.She did not say she was raped.it was there moan that woke up other patients. The level of severity of the woman's illness was not mentioned. For me ,there was a mutual consent. Nothing like molestation

99% of men would have gone else where to quench their urge with all those girls with big god but he dint.

Though he insulted the sensibilities of other patients,But to me ,it's better than to go sleep with prostitute
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Man Sneaks Into Hospital Ward To Make Love With Sick Wife by Pitokwe(m): 6:32pm On Aug 15, 2018
agarawu23:
lipsrsealed

Should I call him a faithful husband?
Yes he is. It would have been easier for him to carry an olosho.

The man deserves an award to me
PoliticsRe: "Why APC Senators Found It Difficult To Impeach Saraki" – Lai Mohammed Reveals by Pitokwe(m): 1:34pm On Aug 14, 2018
Babacele:
Saraki is gone and nothing any of you can do about it.
It's past noon already. Wake up from your sleep and stop dreaming cheesy
AutosRe: Very Affordable Hyundai by Pitokwe(m): 9:32am On Aug 14, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
wink wink embarassed lipsrsealed sad huh grin undecided.cc: pitokwe. com pay 150k
Na My blokos good for sacrifice Abi? cheesy cheesy grin
AutosRe: Very Affordable Hyundai by Pitokwe(m): 10:10pm On Aug 13, 2018
ibrod7:
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The vehicle is in lekki, you can come check it out.
We no de come . No come do us boji boji mo for here. Full picture of entire vehicle in and out or take it down
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Attacks Adams Oshiomhole, Apc Chairman by Pitokwe(m): 8:40am On Aug 13, 2018
blackpanda:
Lies. U are highly political. Don't deceive yourself
Kindly throw more light to your assertion
PoliticsRe: Angry Soldiers Ground Maiduguri Airport, Threaten To Shoot Superiors by Pitokwe(m): 7:18am On Aug 13, 2018
Nbote:
Hehehe... Since BH has been defeated, what are they afraid of going to face in their new posting?? Mutiny don set.. I'm sure d APC will find a way to blame it on Saraki
I can't ablame these soldiers for resisting orders. Every human being have a breaking point.After four years on ground,you are reposting them to a serious flash point like marte?

It is of course more of a death sentence. These guys are tired.Fresh blood should be sent to the spot,while the guys go take rest with their families.

Though they may end up in guard room now, but,better in guard room than dead.

The Army superiors are insensitive
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Attacks Adams Oshiomhole, Apc Chairman by Pitokwe(m): 8:54pm On Aug 12, 2018
blackpanda:
Look at the goat that is talking. Can u ever compare kogi to Edo?? Is there any motorable road in kogi? But for the timely intervention of buhari, kogi would just be a wasteland. That state is cursed!
Compare Apple to Apple.
Dino have never been a governor.

Truth is bitter

I am a political
PoliticsRe: We Should Pray To Avoid Democratic Interruption (coup)-prophet TB Joshua by Pitokwe(op): 10:47am On Aug 07, 2018
Racoon:
Abeg let the coup come after all that is the threshold wherein the despotic & tyrannical Buhar-led APC government have brought Nigeria to today.Lord hear my prayer & let my prayer come unto thee. angry
We don't want coup o. Let us pray so that God can change the hearts of our leaders.
PoliticsWe Should Pray To Avoid Democratic Interruption (coup)-prophet TB Joshua by Pitokwe(op): 9:43am On Aug 07, 2018
Right from the first Sunday in January 2018,the senior Prophet of the synagogue church of all nation ,Prophet TB Joshua called on the congregation in church to pray for Nigeria so that there will be no democratic interruption.

Right from that January,he said series of activities will start happening from the month of July and if not properly handled May bring the country down.

With the activities that have started taking place in our polity since last month ,I begin to fear for the country.

He has called for prayers for three Sundays now.

http://dailypost.ng/2018/07/02/t-b-joshua-discloses-vision-democracy-nigeria/




https://www.facebook.com/871775049523012/posts/2036556653044840/

CrimeRe: Liberian Man Kills His Girlfriend After Having Sex With Her (Graphic Photos) by Pitokwe(m): 9:25pm On Aug 06, 2018
stephenduru:
A 40-year-old  Liberian man Tekeh has been arrested for killing his girlfriend 39-year-old girlfriend Kpannah Dunneh in Gbogbota town electoral district after having sex with her in Bong county.It is unclear what led to the incident.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/08/40-year-old-liberian-man-kills-his-39.html
What kind of life is this? embarassed :- lipsrsealed embarassed
Car TalkRe: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Pitokwe(m): 7:23pm On Aug 05, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Nephew Gives Nana the Vin she asks if that will be all, nephew says please add coolant to the list.

Nana: will you be having the parts installed here?

Uncle: we would love to, but there is one boi that I need to see in sangotedo before he closes.

Nana prints out a proforma invoice........


uncle looks at it and gives the paper to nephew looks at it with eyes wide open, and mouth ajar he gives the paper back to uncle.

uncle asks if the water in the dispenser is free, Nana says yes sir, Uncle tells nephew to go and bring empty gallon from the boot of the car, they fill up the 4litter Gallon and head to the vehicle, they pour the cold water into the leaking Radiator and zoom off! Just then Aunty radautoworks steps out of her office and asks Nana, what just happened?

Nana is also confused grin
This one cracked me up cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Wife Kills Her Husband In Lagos Island(photos) by Pitokwe(m):
zoba88:
A lady named Damilola has killed her husband Olumide in Lagos Island.It is unclear what led to the incident.Sharing the news,Thomas wrote...

'R. I. P. Women have bad mind because have never seen whatever men can do you will see next thing his to kill ur man.dis guy was killed by his wife Oooooo'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/08/wife-kill-her-husband-in-lagos.html
This is heart breaking embarassed embarassed

Please lets learn to negotiate more in our marriage. Let's dialogue more.learn to say sorry when you are wrong and mean it. This story brought tears to my eyes. See how beautiful they are.

Couples should please always pray for their marriage as the devil does not like good things.
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Plan Getting Boob Job & Body Shaming Doesn’t Affect Me - Uriel Oputa by Pitokwe(m): 2:23pm On Aug 05, 2018
cucumbae:
Her boobs were not made those ways.They were perky before.
cheesy :Dyou guys are always funny.see the way you just said it as if you have felt them first hand before
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Plan Getting Boob Job & Body Shaming Doesn’t Affect Me - Uriel Oputa by Pitokwe(m): 1:36pm On Aug 05, 2018
EmagNig:
Former Big Brother Nigeria contestant, Uriel Oputa, has made it known to her body-shamers that no matter how much they try, their constant criticism does not in any way affect her.

In a chat with Sunday Scoop, Uriel said:

“Body shaming does not affect me; I just move on. I feel people who do that are not confident in themselves. I feel those people are cowards who lack self-esteem. I have no plans to do a boob job.”

Speaking on her new talk show, Uriel Talks, she said:

“Uriel Talks is a talk show where I talk about issues that affect people. The last one I did was about whether it’s right to move in with your partner when you’re not married. These are things that happen every day so we’re just trying to analyse them. It is an interactive show where people share different views and opinions.

I talk a lot and I like to hear other people air their views as well. On the show, we talk about everything or anything. At the beginning of the show, I usually showcase a dish that I prepared beforehand. I have plans to take the show on TV but for now, it’s just on my Instagram page and YouTube.”

On if there are limits to the things that would be discussed on the show, Uriel said,

“I won’t talk about religion. I also won’t really talk about sex because that’s not my brand; I won’t dabble into things like that. I will talk about relationships but not about sex point-blank.”

https://lailasnews.com/i-dont-plan-getting-boob-job-body-shaming-doesnt-affect-me-uriel-oputa/
You are made in God's image and beautiful the way you are.Dont let anyone put pressure on you.
CrimeRe: Wife Assaulted By Husband For Forgetting To Fix Mosquito Net (graphic Photos) by Pitokwe(m): 1:30pm On Aug 05, 2018
FlirtyKaren:
An African husband has been accused of assaulting his wife, because she forgot to fix the mosquito net in the home.

Facebook user, Talibeh Sering Thipaouly who shared the report, added that African men have a long way to go to stop violence against women. His post reads;

Her husband beat her up because you forget to fix the mosquito net on the bed��� this is showing some African men have long way to go stop violence against women��� Bah Ebou

https://lailasnews.com/wife-assaulted-by-husband-for-forgetting-to-fix-mosquito-net-graphic-photos/
Wow.this is so bad. In this modern day and time?
Men should please take it easy with their wives.Let love lead at all time. I wish her quick recovery
HealthRe: Oyinbo Man With HIV Vows To Spread It To Ladies In Lagos - Twitter User by Pitokwe(m): 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
Awon small girls with big god will surely get the hiv from this dude

The craze for money and good things of life of some our ladies is scary. This ladies are just every where for somebody to just say let me take you out.with some little spoiling,legs are already raised up.

You find them in the church,in the neighbourhood,on the street,in the clubs,in our offices.

I see lot of white men in my office invite female staff for weekends all the time.hmmmm.i hope it's not one of them.

Most the white guys in Naija are paid in dollars,so they got lots of cash to play with.

You will just see awon girls following them like flies that see a sweet pooo.

The ones that will follow this white man henceforth will joyfully and moanfuly sign their death warrant.

Oma se o undecided
RomanceRe: Man Transfer N10 To Lady, After Saying Her Language Is Money, And This Happened( by Pitokwe(m): 9:18am On Jul 31, 2018
When will Ladies ever receive sense?? huh
PropertiesRe: Mini Flat Needed Around The Island Urgently. by Pitokwe(m): 8:54am On Jul 31, 2018
I will check this one for you just opposite my compound in ikosi ketu if you don't mind.I don't know if they have a mini flat that is vacant, but work is on going.

We dey enjoy light like 21hrs per day minimum .every other condition you listed is guaranteed.

Car TalkRe: FREE Automotive Programs Coming Soon To Carquest, Mr Transmission-Milex by Pitokwe(m): 7:38pm On Jul 30, 2018
thebigkendo:
What about we the baba? Ages 40 - 75

Me & Diportivo will like to volunteer our services for the women only class grin..
I can take engine cooling system..
Diportivo will take on suspension grin
Badt guy cheesy cheesy
Car TalkRe: My Temperature Guage Doesn't Get To The Middle !!! by Pitokwe(m): 8:21am On Jul 30, 2018
radautoworks:
What does that have to do with what we were talking about??

Sticks and stones.

To answer you question, most likely yes. First of all, things like that don't happen at my companies because of the procedures we follow and atmosphere we create. My staff is trained to deescalate the situation and to summon a superior in that scenario and we will deal with it. That superior can then make the decision to have the customer removed if necessary (and even then, in a professional manner). The only time staff is allowed to be belligerent is a physical attack in their person. That's why we are VERY selective in who we hire. Anyone that visits any of my businesses will tell you the atmosphere is quite different. What they always remember is the service from the people there. It's the reason why as the CEO it multiple companies in still readily accessible to any and every employee and/customer right down to the janitor. I practice what I preach and my employees follow suit.


It is not an employee's place to decide who is worthy of my business. In this country, I've found that the thing that kills your business fastest is employees.
Look at our company mission statement below. If that doesn't explain our philosophy... It's the same mission statement in all locations across the world. Only with an attitude like that can you build world brands.

Us Canada Mexico US and British Virgin Islands Turks and Caicos Bahamas Guam Hawaii and some other South Pacific Islands.
Very true.I can attest to this and Will soon share the experience of my visit to your workshop to fix my car
Car TalkRe: My Temperature Guage Doesn't Get To The Middle !!! by Pitokwe(m): 8:00am On Jul 30, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
men and brethren and sweet ladies, let's die this issue for now..... I was dancing makossa somewhere and decided to check nl only for me to see that this mata still dey boom.

pitokwe abeg I couldn't make it, we go schedule another sweet day
abeg I need to find an apartment asap close to the island

anyone with any link abi make I go properties Section?

we suppose dey think of how to organize small get together for we car talkers..... life is too simple, let's not complicate it..... raise ur point and don't overstress it, u will eventually get headaches and then resorto to dancing makossa as I've just done.
Seconded!!!

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