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Cemenrty wole
Heaven ma wole o
Anthony boleh
Idi iroko near door
Coconut no de o
Tin can wa o
Love all....come down
Cele we don pass church o
Shop rice come down
Testing ground near door
Bony camp oya
Ketu mile 12
Sand field toll gate
Eko hotel round about
Saka tinubu Ambode
Cement u don reach
Along oya
Constain wey u
Ibo bo ma wole o
Weigh brigde carry o
Festac e dey
Oshodi hold your pocket
Vulcunizer hold ya change
Vox carry go
Yaba left
Okoko
Idii mangoro
Satellite dish
Oworo ma woke
Abraham adesanya
Larif jakande
Barracks bowl
Jazz 33 near door
Bariga gbagada
Ogogoro shine ya eyes
Lastman de come, oya sa lor�

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safarigirl:
Politicians doing political things in a political year.

So, because she can speak pidgin, she can be a news caster? Common sense Senators applying common sense

Jealousy is witchcraft.

Most radio and t.v. station have a pidgin news version and people listen to it.

Common sense should also tell you that she will under go training.

Patrickdaji125:
If you can get a spin boat for 1.8k and give it to any river driver in a day you can 30 to 40 and maybe you work for 5 days Of the week you will come up with 150k for 4weeks that its

Hmmmm.this seem exciting. Where can one find this river drivers? We will also be needing a lawyer to sign an agreement to protect the investment?

proudevil:
Yehh ! They most have destroyed her sugar gate.

Receive sense.

TroubleMaker47:
I've seen u dat hv sense na! Foolishness wee not kil u. Ita say amen! Oponu!

Receive sense!

TroubleMaker47:
Since it's not ur biological daughter isn't it wierd kissin her on d lips?

Some of you can be so dumb. I see reasons people fail comprehension in English exams
He just received the reuslt.the baby is over a year old.

Common sense will tell you that the pix was before the test.

Back to topic:women women women women
May God never allow this kind of women come our way.

Old habits die hard.when i see lots of young ladies in hood jumping from banana to another and saying they will change when they get married,I just laugh.
That is when the urge will be multiplied. This is usually the end result.

If all men will decide to do DNA test for their kids in Nigeria. Caskets selling will be the most lucrative business in Nigeria. Men will just be dying of shock. This is not interesting one bit

Patrickdaji125:
2m can give you 400thousand naira monthly if you chose the part I m gonna tell you... Is a water way business and is very simple and lucrative with high profit

Throw more light please.as in explain more.

vanida6:
seriousely,,,,,common u cant handly my own it too big like 2 elephants

I rushed to see your dp.

I was disappointed. I only saw two tooth picks.

Throwback:
Even with election at hand, Buhari still couldn't overcome his penchant for a Northerner to head another security agency?

Who are those advising this man?

Does he think the public perception of him is irrelevant to his reelection?

We will prove him wrong in 2019.

Buhari will be shocked just like GEJ after the 2019 elections .

Over confidence and incumbency thoughts will fail him.


Just like whites hate blacks. Buhari hates the southerners with passion.

Prostitution-the oldest trade in world now nicked named by all slay queens/mamas as 'runs'with there usual slangs'small girl with big god'...lol

Weather you dey for hotel or you are in neighbourhood moving from boda to another having sex and collecting money,all naa Ashawo

Rain fell almost all through out yesterday in Lagos and a lady in my phone updated her WhatsApp staus'rain please stop I need to go out o. I replied her ,stay home u do not need to go out every day. She replied'i need money o.if I don't go out i won't get money.lol .I now responded "What are you selling? and she was mute.lol

The truth here is that, if there is no demand there will not be supply.

So I think the main problem here are the men who do the patronage for what ever reason,I am not here to judge.Enjoy your thing. But always have it mind,Toto dey bite o

Judith enjoy your time in prison.you may make more clients without competition in prison and more money too.Awon were

TooNoisy:
Since this is clearly a case of an unprovoked violent physical attack. The man has every right to defend himself.

It is perfectly okay for him to hit back, punch her, and use a dangerous weapon to defend himself.

You just said my mind.I would have really hit her hard until she faints.

Recently a lady hit my vehicle from the rear in traffic. I came down to see scratches on the vehicle. The only word I said to her, was 'what happened naa'?

She said,I am sorry sir. Very sorry sir. I just went into my car and left.would I have removed my belt and start flogging her? That would have been termed madness.

We should always put our emotions in check.

When ever my wife is losing her cool. I usually say to her'you know the devil does not like what is good ' calm down, Let there not be further destruction. Two wrongs will not make it right and she seats.

buJu234:
do u knw that there are alot of jobs in the informal sectors of the Nigerian economy?

our problem is that we have so belittle these opportunities; and we want to be wearing ties even if its 25k per mth..

just imagine, if u knw how to drive, what stops u from being a Taxify,Uber or even clean danfo driver (especially the ones in Ajah to V.I).

i dont knw how much they make o, but just imagine making 3,000 naira per day. thats 75k per mth for 25 working days.

if u are so good in financial management, u can save 30k per mth. multiply that by 12mths (1yr) thats min. 360k. after 3yrs worst case scenario, u should have gotten ur own bus.

repeat that for the next 3yrs u should have 2 buses, u ride one, give the other out and be collecting income.


so u can see, that there are alot of opportunities in the informal sectors from agriculture to transport to retailing to logistics etc..

our problem is that we dont want to get our hands dirty, all in the name of being a graduate.

For a Danfo bus:

From Ajah to ketu is 500 naira per person. Multiply by 14 passengers =7000 per trip by average 4 trips per day =28k per day.

By the time you remove feeding,and fuel expenses and other expenses ,you make 20k per day profit.

20k multiply by 25 days in one month is 500k.

Money dey dirty work.
No much sweat with this.

For Danfo bus:

From Ajah to ketu is 500 per person. Multiply by 14 passengers =7000/trip by average 4 trips/day =28k/day.

God forbid I enter PMT in my Life again.

I remberbed entering their bus one from Enugu to onitsha. Within that short distance,we faced death twice. It was also to be head on head collision with heavy duty trucks.

It's like the devil marked that transport company for it source of blood. One accident too many for that company

freecocoa:
No be mumu wey you be? Mschew!

Was just kidding with nothing serious.

No vex.

freecocoa:
I just fell in love.

So you never marry all this years

You go old for there

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Who dey con play regae where blues dey flow? ??

radautoworks:
Thanks!

No be thanks matter o

When and where is the party?

We need to come chop the abula with better egufe

A Big congratulations Madam.

At all at all

Complete the sentence above.....lol

TechCapon:
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If you’ve seen the movie “Gone in 60 seconds by Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie” and you think they are the smartest car thieves, you’re wrong. Smarter car thieves now exists. Police in the UK raised alarm over a new mystery device being used to steal expensive cars. They call it a “RELAY ATTACK”. This automatically means the thieves have upgraded their game big time and the funny thing is they don’t even need your car keys anymore and the device being used is worth just $20 (N8000) ! The high tech device is called “RELAY BOX” and can be used to unlock cars in a matter of seconds. This is the device Police in the UK say was used to steal his Bespoke Range Rover Autobiography. These thieves are current having the best moments of their lives, Lol. This is a picture of a relay box.

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How does this relay device work?

This is not exactly a new trick but most people don’t know about it yet which is why I decided to write about it. It’s a type of hack that works against vehicles’ keyless entry systems and involves two criminals working together using electronic signal-relay devices. .CCTV footage shows just how easily criminals can use a device to receive the car key signal from inside the victim’s home, transferring that signal to the second box, which is placed next to the car. The car’s system is tricked into thinking the key is there, allowing thieves to unlock the vehicle and drive away within seconds.

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All the criminals need to do is this. One of them stands very close to your car while the other thief comes close to your window with this $20 relay box. The thief standing close to your window or door uses this device to search for signal from your car key and the signal automatically transfers to the second device held by the thief standing close to your car. As soon as the remote signal reaches the device, the car receives it and is tricked into thinking the owner’s key is present, and is then able to be unlocked and started. In this case CCTV was only able to capture one of the thieves. There's reason to believe they were more than one.

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Importantly, they only work on cars that have a keyless ignition system — one that allows a driver to start the car by pushing a button after the vehicle detects a key is present. It works on 95% of these cars. This creepy device is already on sale on Amazon, Ebay and other online stores so it’s not like the device is difficult to get. Like I said before it cost just $20, that’s about N8000 in Nigeria. You can just be shopping or having lunch in a restaurant with your car key in your pocket or handbag, a thief holding that device in his pocket comes close to you can easily transfer the signal of your car key to his colleague outside and they’ll quietly zoom off into thing air.

WATCH VIDEO HERE

Well done sir. What is d aim of this post now?

All the bad boys go get info on how to thief person motor finish.

Just yesterday we were crying over a neighbour's corolla whoes brain box and other things were stolen from his parked vehicle. They even opened his boot and carried his shoes. Awon were

ChiefAzubuike:
That woman is very shameless. How can you do conductor for a man who will still locate the nearest beer palor or brothel after the days work?
I
Madam you just hustled in vain.

I am sorry to say this.You need education .

Good people still exist.

Tell your story,Let hear how fantastic it is.Awon were. Shior

IYANGBALI:
The difference between her and Dangote's children. Like papa, like pikin. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise

Are you saying Yorubas make lots of noise??

Hello house,

We are planning on importing known brands of spirits and brandy from Turkey and the US.

We are currently trying to link up with top distribution companies in this category. E.g. Brian Muro,Ledrop, BA distributions and others. I need links on how to get to the CEOs or major decision makers.

Kindly link me up with big companies in this segment if you know any.
Thanks

Cc; puskin
FOD

Sadly correct.

small girls with big god see themselves as commodity.
The big gods are always readily available and have been paying for it.

Poverty I don't think so.

Mostly peer pressure and fake life

Nwodosis:
If she had not honored your invitation you will term it that she's proving hard to get. She has turned up and you are now proving hard to spend.
There's an adage in place that when a pu*sy shows kindness, it will be labeled to be promiscuous. And that is exactly what the lady is trying to avoid.

What are you saying?
Ladies should learn courtesy.

Someone one trying to show love should not be turned into maga.

Then tomorrow she will order for siblings,parents,grand parents and ancestors

bilms:
Early April, Omarosa posted photos of Nigerian dress and headgear (gele) from her blush wedding to John Allen Newman, a Florida pastor.
The wedding took place at Trump International Hotel in D.C, but she took her photo-shoot to the White House, “catching fellow senior aides and some security officials in her bridal attire,” according to an editorial by the America’s politico.com.

Omarosa thanked her Nigerian stylist, Hakeem Oluwasegun Olaleye a.k.a Segungele in a message on her twitter: @OMAROSA. “Special thanks @Segungele for our amazing wedding Gele!#Naija #HappilyEverNewman,” she wrote.

That post on April 9, turned to a debate. Is she a Nigerian? One of her followers asked, but another twitter handle, MDPhDforTrump @venevite1 whom TheCable believes has clear association with Omarosa promptly responded, “Her father is a Nigerian.”

Omarosa, is an American reality television show participant, writer, and former political aide to President Donald Trump. She became widely known as a contestant on the first season of NBC's reality television series The Apprentice.

After becoming assistant to the President and director of communications for the Office of Public Liaison during the Trump administration in January of 2017, she resigned the White House on 13 December 2017.

In August 2018, she released a book, ‘’Unhinged’’, detailing her tenure at the White House and criticizing Trump and his administration. Two days before the book was released, she released the first of as many as 200 secret tapes she recorded during her White House tenure. As of 28 August 2018, she has released four tapes. The first tape she released, which was secretly recorded inside the Situation Room, was described as "one of the worst White House security breaches ever, though the tape is thought not to violate the Espionage Act.

When Omarosa was asked why she was recording the President and others, she said, everybody lies in the white house. This minute, you are told this and the next moment, you are told another thing. So, without any evidence to prove your case, you will be a victim. So, she recorded to everything to keep record as evidence.

On December 13, 2017, the White House announced the resignation of Omarosa, effective January 20, 2018. Omarosa wrote a book deeply critical of Trump titled Unhinged, which went on sale on August 14, 2018, in which she labels Trump a "racist", and states that witnesses have confirmed the existence of tapes of Trump repeatedly using the "n-word" ("nigger" during the filming of The Apprentice.

Till this day, hardly does any day pass by without any major news about Omarosa’s book ’Unhinged’ and the many controversial tapes she releases.

https://mrrightsng..com/2018/08/the-nigerian-lady-dealing-with-us.html

Last, last they will kill her like Bob Marley.

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radautoworks:
ROFL! No, those are my disciplines. I used to do tournaments in my 20's but now it's recreational.

GAZZUZ and co are in trouble.

Madam is about to sharpen are fighing skills.
This will be interesting.
I must buy a ticket for this fight.

radautoworks:
Totally random and off topic question. Anyone know of a good MMA, kick boxing or tae kwon do dojo in Lekki?

Is the war about to take a different dimension?



On a lighter note