₦airaland Forum

There are many things worth living
for, a few things worth dying for,
and nothing worth killing for.

Ekpa ! Ekpa !! Ekpa !!!

There should be no peace for the wicked

Ekpa !!!!!!!

CongratZzz to her but
my iphone6 had a problem and my ipad's
battery had died, my brother
got my Samsung Note 3. Am just here at home
so
bored since my mum and dad went
for a holiday in USA. Would have skyped but I
misplaced my Apple laptop power pack, so I
need
to hit S.A tomorrow to buy a new one . I also
wanted to go to Arcades tonight but Auntie
went
out with the Range rover keyz and my bro went
with the Maybach. Im stuck here since i
hate driving the venza. I tried calling the driver
to bring the hummer but no credit, can you
please
send me MTN credits so i can call him

I guess it's part of the global change from SANITY »»»»»»» INSANITY

S3x Sales despite little or no advert

jasper7:
okay, I feel the need to tell a story before I retire for the night. A couple of years back, I was at the MM airport in lagos, heading to abuja. Just as we were waiting for our boarding time. Some big men In kaftans came in an entourage and bought the whole seats in our plane.

These dudes where not up to 20 but correct me if I'm wrong, a plane has a minimum of 60 passenger seats
Well, we were asked to wait a tard longer for their next flight. Trust Nigerians na, see pandemonium. People dragging shirts and singlets . I just sat at a corner, folded my hands, dumbfounded.

In my head I was just reasoning this out. The poor ones are here killing themselves, while the big men have boarded our flight and are half way to Abuja.
There and then, I consciously decided to be in the big league. That incident makes me stretch myself, keeps me motivated, keeps me going.

Now, I got your hearts in the right direction, it's time to get your hands dirty! And I mean that, literally. Tomorrow I share the action plan. I just need 10 farmers who have farmland hot and available to indicate interest. 2moro the real work begins.

Incase you don't have any available to you now, but you are going to be ready by march, still indicate interest.

This thread is about to get sweaty. Fun time is over

I'm in sire with all dexterity

jasper7:
»It was infested by kids, so we took it to bbm group. For mature minds only . soccer betting is still a great at hubby of mine, but we can only be as great as our imagination. So, I chose to imagine feeding the nation.

Sire can you link me to the bbm group cos I benefit from your tips most times.
Thanks in advance

Permit me to ask my Oga@TheTop what happened to this 1daful thread »» www.nairaland.com/1330960/war-against-bookies-fellowship-advanced/14

Laughable idea conceived at the 11th hour.
Government with misplaced priorities pioneered by a committee of thieves.

akraym:
lame attempt @ humour

The humour is not for your consumption... irk sadist

Xplicitonu:
plainmirror u r a rib cracker.... Where did dat idea came from?

Nor mind me bro..... I wrote outa my past adventure with ma gf during college days

I only see a female student loitering the field area and expecting to see her boyfriend for a quickee

Due to strike abi ?

JOHESU
NMA
PENGASSAN
IPMAN

All this prolific STRIKERS and SuperEagles nor fit qualify fot afcon2015

It's obvious you are a barcelona fan but I prefer to appraise players using ascertained statistics other than preference.


#TeamCr7

Not while I'm still of Nigerian citizenship. I and my family members will anonymously deliver $150000 enclosed in an envelope to the office of the president with a bold inscriptions » "to reduce national debt".

#ClownsRulingNigeriaSince the days of Judas

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think
my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be.
What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this
test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes,
stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a
question, if she doesn't respond keep moving
closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing
dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and
says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no
response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and
asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five
feet. still no answer. Finally he stands directly
behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID
CHICKEN!"


My pipo whose 'ear' needs a troubleshoot?

'Common sense' is not common most times. A SAN with professional and educational pedigree fell for such cheap scam. SMH

Anyway the culprit should be reprimanded alongside the SAN for impersonation and bribery respectively. The SAN must not be spared.

Corruption and bribery is the trademark of giant of afrika.

Truckpusher:
ewu they said phones


smh .....Nairalanders are just damn too funny

I can bet my future Lamborghini that principle cannot be properly implemented in Nigerian prison service.

fat fowl

koolg:
is allowed






















eeeeewu

Okuko your problem can never be broken with the jinx of humour.

Fowl !

What of iphone 6 ?

Hmmmmm so pathetic and wonderful script by Ade. It will be unfair to judge from one side of the coin.

Hence I reserve my comment

Many folks claiming to be guru in betting. Show us/me a screenshot of your betting slip for last three stakes. Until I'm convinced, the remains a scripted SCAM.

I knew that previous thread of 'APC logo on MTN recharge cards' was orchestrated by political bigots who intend to fan the coal of rivalry between both parties.

Please where is the synagogue building located? I school in AkposMemoriaLInstitute of4kry

Controlled demolition ko, pdp mathematician ni

MaziOmenuko:
I sincerely apologize for the comment above. I made it immediately after the Congo match without considering the usual super eagles factors.

Those that clicked like should kindly click 'unlike'

Hahahahah
Guy you are very funny asweah

Moi rep MOUAU
Bb pin »» 2A9748BC


#pmb

Any MOUAU babe in-house should holla @me

#pmb

The Holy spirit has no definite sharing formula.
The ways of God is not the ways of men.

It's a pity charlie. To fight depression you have to engage in anyting/ activity that makes you happy.
Remember God loves you most

It's awful to imagine that a mere monetary transaction could lead to loss of life no thanks to over-reaction and uncontrollable anger.

R I P