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Christianity EtcRe: What's The Funniest Thing A Fake Pastor Told You by Plasmolysis78(m): 8:05am On May 21, 2023
woginid967:
That the woman i am currently with was my wife. Not knowing that I was banging his own wife 🤣😂
The wife comes to beg money from me from time to time, since she sees me as a calm young man who is successful. One day she shamefully told me her story, and while petting her i decided to go out get a fuel because my fone was down and i needed to transfer 124k to her for some bills that her fake prophet could not pay. I called it a seed. So i told her to feel free and take anything from the fridge... She ended up warming my indomie, unknown to her the indomie has weed and some enhancers in it. By the time i got back mummy was masturbating with my remote and fully naked. I tried to calm her down then she slept for 5 hours. She woke up 2 am.... I woke up to her cries... Saying she is sorry and didnt know what came over her. I forgot i was on boxers so she sighted my erection and held it... Told me she has not had sex in years.
I decided to help and she squirted and became unleashed. It was a Friday into Saturday, the fake prophet at his girlfriends place in another state, she returned the next morning and on sunday, she preached. The husband got back, held a program and i visited and he gave me the fake prophecy. I laughed he laughed and called his wife to tell her what js told me... I sowed 50k seed to the man and his eyes opened again to say the Lady loves me and i shouldn't let her go. Not knowing she is the mummy G.O standing by him.
Figment of your imagination
Christianity EtcRe: Who's Really Delayed Or Hindered Him To Come? by Plasmolysis78(m): 8:03am On May 21, 2023
Ask Jehovah witness members
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Support Wars? by Plasmolysis78(m): 8:02am On May 21, 2023
The bible is extremely complicated. I can't tell.
Christianity EtcRe: Knowing God's Doings,his Way's And God Himself. by Plasmolysis78(m): 8:01am On May 21, 2023
Happy Sunday to nairalanders
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Of Billions Of Christians On Earth Do You Think Would Make Heaven? by Plasmolysis78(m): 7:57am On May 21, 2023
Nobody will make heaven I swearugad.
The criteria for making Heaven are just too much. More so, humans are extremely terrible to humanity. Man by default, is wicked and evil and seeks to do harm at all time.
PoliticsRe: Mu’azu Jaji Sambo In Last-Minute Move To Renew Intels’ Expired Contract by Plasmolysis78(m): 7:51pm On May 20, 2023
Make una continue
PoliticsRe: What Ganduje, Masari Discussed In Leaked Audio (Full Transcript) by Plasmolysis78(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2023
Audio leak
PoliticsRe: The Court Which We Are Depending On Has Now Banned Phones In Court — Ndi Kato by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:55pm On May 20, 2023
Flangelo12:
You must think everybody is in your category.

When some of us were planning our lives you were sagging your jeans.
Please can I help me with three thousands? Please I am serious.
PoliticsRe: The Court Which We Are Depending On Has Now Banned Phones In Court — Ndi Kato by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:43pm On May 20, 2023
Flangelo12:
Na your own side e bad for.
Wetin u sabi? Your parents are still feeding u so you won't understand what's happening
SportsRe: Football Players That Lookalike, Do You Agree!!! by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:43pm On May 20, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nonsense ...no where near look alike at all

Maybe I no longer know what looks alike mean


But wait o...who else is receiving this particular message begging and stating that we should put our griviences aside and work with this incoming administration

Na only me dey receive this kind message
Below is how the message look like

Nigeria is our home and together we can build a better future for ourselves and our children. Let’s work together for the success of the incoming administration. Nigeria: Better Together!
It's PTC, Presidential Transition Committee
PoliticsRe: GLO Users Are Currently Getting Unsolicited SMS Messages From Tinubu’s PTC. by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:37pm On May 20, 2023
Exactly. I'm tired of the messages please
PoliticsRe: Pictures of Ibadan without brown roof by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:33pm On May 20, 2023
Dugbe is the Heart of Ibadan
PoliticsRe: The Court Which We Are Depending On Has Now Banned Phones In Court — Ndi Kato by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:32pm On May 20, 2023
Nigeria as a country is finished. This is just the chaf left
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Aisha Buhari, Remi Tinubu & Nana Shettima by Plasmolysis78(m):
Nobody

Maybe, Mrs Dolapo Osinbajo

Who will pls bless my Sunday so I can cook and eat biko?
PoliticsRe: ‘Abure, Apapa Are Fake’ — Ex-LP Deputy Chair Asks Court To Declare Him Chairman by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:28pm On May 20, 2023
Nawao
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Population In The World Exceeds 2 Billion; Islam Second Largest Religion by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:27pm On May 20, 2023
ItsTutsi:
My brothers and sister, I don't know why this news has made you angry. Pew research center is American company, lead by Michael Dimock, a Christian[quote author=kettykings post=123259090]I hope they don't storm the world bodies with their imbecilic Muslim Muslim mentality
I'm not angry my brother
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Population In The World Exceeds 2 Billion; Islam Second Largest Religion by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:07pm On May 20, 2023
Fastest growing Religion?
PoliticsRe: Senator-Elect Oshiomhole's Plans For Incoming Administration by Plasmolysis78(m): 6:03pm On May 20, 2023
Useless Politicians
PoliticsRe: Give Me Seven Weeks To Produce Witnesses, Obi Tells Tribunal by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:52pm On May 20, 2023
NzogbuNzogbu:
but why not wait to get your acts together before you started shouting mandate was stolen
Try to be having small sense na
PoliticsRe: A Group Of Civil Society Charge Bawa To Remain Focus On Fighting Financial Crime by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:51pm On May 20, 2023
Who are those charging him?
PoliticsRe: Give Me Seven Weeks To Produce Witnesses, Obi Tells Tribunal by Plasmolysis78(m):
Ok. We'll wait Sir . Any devil assigned to steal our mandate will die in the next 9Days
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: How Obi Defeated Tinubu — BBC by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:15pm On May 20, 2023
We are very much aware that His Excellency, Sir PETER GREGORY OBI won the election with a Landslide
PoliticsRe: NYSC Must Not Be Used As Tool By Devious Politicians - Concerned Enugu Citizens by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:11pm On May 20, 2023
Ok
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Shift Tinubu Inauguration ! by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:10pm On May 20, 2023
Waka
CelebritiesRe: Saint Obi's Marriage Took Him Away From His Friends And Acting - Zik Zulu by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2023
randymirrors:
Bob Manuel is the most handsome nollywood actor to me till date. I don't know what people see in Richard Mofe Damijo.
I dey tell u bro. Bob Manuel is underrated. Have you ever heard Bob-Manuel Udokwu speak? Oh my God, that guy is so sound in His command of English
PoliticsRe: Kenneth Okonkwo Reacts As Lamidi Apapa Is Disgraced In Court by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:14pm On May 18, 2023
Ok
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Releases Rear Throw Back Picture Of Seun Kuti And Dad by Plasmolysis78(m): 5:12pm On May 18, 2023
They damaged his psychology already. No wonder he is violent towards them
PoliticsRe: Those Using Lamidi Apapa To Sabotage Labour Party Nigeria Exposed " Surprising" by Plasmolysis78(m): 2:27pm On May 18, 2023
1nice:
The moles are been expose One after the other.

Tinubu is a disgrace to his people.
I'm telling you
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Begins Constitution Of Cabinet, Economic Management Team by Plasmolysis78(m): 2:26pm On May 18, 2023
Dsalvo:
Lol. To give to who? Your third place clown? You know anywhere in the world where third says he came first as if no second placed contestant?
You're one of the problems of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Begins Constitution Of Cabinet, Economic Management Team by Plasmolysis78(m): 2:25pm On May 18, 2023
[quote author=Wagwanbrethren post=12321

You're the problem of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Setting Straight The Record On Peter Obi And Seun Kuti: Reno Omokri by Plasmolysis78(m): 2:24pm On May 18, 2023
mycar:
Reno is a fool, is it only in fidelity bank that he saved money? Reno claimed to be intelligent but forgets that the said amount was saved in 3 different banks of which diamond bank is number one. This election has really exposed Reno. That man picked the wrong side of the divide, He will go down in history as the most useless fake pastor of all time hence Tinubu did not include him in his fake pastors collection.
Reno is a dullard

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