₦airaland Forum

suzan404:
8. This plate of amala that has taken packaging to another level.

Why do people like this much ewedu in their soup sef? I prefer okro with gbegiri. aka abula ila.

franzis:
It's seem they plan on feeding the entire community

Nba5 people no de joke with money o!

Batlan01:
I'm lost, some1 shuld pls find Me.. hw is burial Fun and hw does attending it brings progress??

Lolz Owerri girls never dissapoint.

aniteze:
U mean @50yrs? Dat is lovely. Oboy dis man don old o

Did you even read before commenting? its his WIFE'S birthday not his.

Joshuabase:
Here's my testimony, I woke up today. Jesus or his genocidal father could've killed me in my sleep. But the flying spaghetti monster protected me.

Praise his noodliness.

Are you for real?

George22016:
abi now Yoruba girls are cheap.with 20k you can marry 2 n get a cousin free.

Ori eleyi ti daru fa. kole dun mi fun e. eni ti o niru eni. ko le mo iyi eni.

Mu2ni:
What a ridiculous throwback photos of Artist Mayorkun Adewale and his brother, Ayobami Adewale.

Actress Toyin Adewale shared the photos and wrote:

"Good morning lovelies. Throwback pic of life. Guess you don't know the kids in this pic, do you?"

Even someone with an eye defect would identify them.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJCiImbAndo/

Ehen? So na the Iya Eleko bi this?

omaiyale:
I pray God favours locate him
Meanwhile I blame Buhari

Could you please stop the blame game for once? look at the picture very well. He's not a NIGERIAN!!!!!!!

depezee:
Please in your next world do not combine Yorrober and Ibo in your analogy because darkness and light are never the same

Ode leleyi sha. You that haven't seen the LIGHT yet. People like you are one of the numerous reasons why the Black race isn't moving forward.
Is your Race any better? oponu ayirada.

obiremy:
There is nothing we won't see in this world.The name of this school got me talk.Which one be Ashawo school?


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/check-out-hilarious-name-of-this-high.html

Am sure this isn't from Nigeria. and mind you, ashawo may mean a positive thing to them. Almost like when a Yoruba man calls someone were(mad) and the same were means bring it/take in Igbo language.

adaksbullet:
bus who are u sayed? Are u speek breaken English too me?

Bus nikan ko. wa ri trailer to ba ya.

adaksbullet:
Hello ppls off nl am come again whit mine problem ......mine parstor his sayed his have vision for that I most not marryed fear woman that if am marryed fear woman that I we not have money ......and dagote dorter his toast me that if am agred too marryed her, she we give me 2billon .......now am confuss ....what shall I do?

Am really Confussted.

Fabulocity:
What else can you do? Manage it like that.

Manage ke? ori Iya mi ko. colorun maje.

HungerBAD:
Hard work pays.

Thank you for this kind Gesture Mrs Governor. Kudos too to the guy that took the pictures,and uploaded them here.

That means the Oyo State Government house are members of Nairaland,to have seen the story.

The story is even incomplete sef. who spotted her? where was she spotted?

arena2007:


CHECKOUT MORE PICS OF SOLDIERS AT THE BATTLE FRONTLINE @@@

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/08/nigerian-soldier-takes-cute-selfie.html

God Bless the NA!!!
but why isn't he wearing a bullet proof vest? abi na part of the money Dasuki don swallow ni?

smartdaction:
first to comment

In your dreams abi?

Op Ori e yi igbe.

taylor88:
RCCG have been experiencing ugly situations of lately



their God don run?

That's a very dumb question.

adioolayi:
The Naija Magician... funny interesting hearsay about him...I will never forget a particular one that I was told he disappeared (teleport) to see Alaafin of OYO when the King's guards refused to let him in.
hmmm...Ogun po (too many jazz).
He was assassinated while praying...The only moment he doesn't have juju..He was acclaimed to tell his secret on air during interview with a presenter....I think O'un rosi ni galaxy or so.

Heard he also brought out a king with his dinning table. since he wasnt allowed to go see him inside.Was the interview on Galaxy? thought it was on because's Eyi ara. the family suppose sue the station i swear.

DatCuteGuy:
[b] I met this guy back in school... He is a ladies man, handsome and intelligent. We lost contact after school though and as at that time, he doesn't have that gay attitude as he had enough ladies @ his disposal. Seun and I were best friends back then, but what he did last night baffled me to the bone! I feel ugly about my self, I feel disgusted, feel used I can't stop spitting ever since last night.

I met him 2 months ago in ogun state, happy I met my best friend again, we laughed and said our usual slangs and rained curses on each other, he was all but cool till he started saying aaah James, look at how fresh u are, u don fine gan ooo, how many babes u dey cook per day? We just talked about all and we exchanged contacts again and calls have been frequent of which I never took notice of what was coming.



So yesterday around past 11 in the morning, He called me up and requested we meet for an urgent stuff he'd want to discuss and hear my views on. I said ok sure! Wat time is it gonna be, and he said 7:30pm at Mr Biggs, I concurred and we talked a bit more before hanging up. I never had any negative feeling about this meeting and seeking my advice cos I do advice him back in school days and he does same for me too.



Fast forward to last night, we met and exchanged hand shakes as usual, rained our usual curses on each other, (that's our way) but he kept saying "guy how come u come fresh like dis nah, u dey this Nigeria at all?" he was screaming that I had to ask him to stop and headed for a seat while he went to order for some junk, after a short while, he returned and we started talking then I brought up the major stuff that brought us there cos his behaviour was really passing me off!

He asked abou my relationship, asked about my personal stuff and then he cooked up a story claiming to need an advice on it and I issued one, in a short while, we were done already and this was around past 9.we got outside, it was dark, so told him I'm having a runny stomach and need to head home that I'm gonna see he the next day (being today)..


He stretched his hand out for a shake and I did same, but he pulled me close with the handshake and kissed me ooh goodness! I hated my self, I couldn't say anything, but he just laughed and left me where I stood, I felt like crying, I felt like reversing the hands of time, I felt like killing him! I felt all but bad!!!

I have since taken off his contacts and everything related to him. thank God he doesn't know my place yet, even right now, I am still spitting every 5 mins.. Who else had this ugly experience [/b]


So Sad!

Right there right then you should have slapped the taste out of his stupid mouth. next time he won't try it again.

kidman96:
If there's a question of my heart, you've got
it,It don't belong to anyone but you...

Go figure...

Wale feat usher_Matrimony.
i love that song.

michaelobinna:
Praiz ft Sammy : Lost in you

The intro for that song plenty o. before you hear say ur phone ring self eh miss calls go don plenty.

nkemcd:
MAKE I BUY DIS PLOT FIRST
I WILL COMMENT LATER

Hey my friend where is your C of O?

marvelife:
Good day dudes
please i kindly need your brotherly advise on this issue
we met some years ago when we were in university and we have Been doing things without any problem
after our service year she told me we need to move closer to God of which i respected her decision (No more xx)
was coming somewhere and entered without knocking and alas all i saw was her masturbating
please if you were in my shoe what could you do?

If i was in your shoes i would.......join her. because its obvious that she wants Bleep but can't tell you.
there are so many things you could learn if you join her. you can learn her pleasure point(s) from there. How and where she likes to be touched. believe it or not, most couples have their `thing' and this could be yours.

08104652459 (M)

Funfunds:
The person must be discrete, not overly religious and must be comfortable around women. Must also know how to speak proper English.

Starting Salary is N70,000

Interested persons can add me up on BBM.
7A80AAF0

Thank you.

Just sent you a request.

dearpreye:
Me too. Which particular community did you once lived?

Small London.

oatzeal:
30 Confirmed Dead, 6 Hospitalized After Critical Fire Accident At Igbologun, Lag


Black Sunday

This happened at the early hours of this morning

30 people confirmed dead , 6 laying at the hospital ..

after critical fire accident at igbologun around Sea school , lagos.


watch the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZsCNJrtIYc

Once lived on that island. still have friends and families there. i pray they are safe. op what was the cause of the fire exactly?

harbdulrasaq88:
Mubarak Abdullahi (25) is a Kaduna born University student who builds helicopters at home that fly up to seven feet.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photos-mubarak-abdullahi-builds.html

Give the guy 2 more years. and he will dissapear into thing air.

Frozeen:
My fellow nlander's, i don dey fvck for more than an hour plus now,
still i never cum o

obob this fvck sweet nor be small o

smellymouth baba na samusa i take carry this Okpo.., thank you for showing me the way.

Thank God say the girl dey cooperate,

Okay i want make una dey pray for me i dey fear make i nor go die this night oooooo

shoutout to obontami baba nla


Round 2 begins......... Now


i dey come


*Modified*

it's 2am and i never still cum...
What is happening
The medi i took is working like fire

i will wake up around 4:30am to continue

O lord help me...

So you stand up from the.....to enter NL abi?
more grease to ya elbow