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number5:
so my problem now

have I been having a crush on her all the while without knowing?

if yes, how do I go about it?

is she having a crush on me?

or not??

will she end our friendzone relationship if I spill?

anytime I think of telling her anything,d fear of loosing her for good clouds my mind...

dat feeling of * I tot u were my broda* kind of reply..

Pls guys help me with advice pls

First how often do you guys see?
you only need to do just 1 thing so as to find out all your above questions.
invite her over, or go to her place. take her out if possible. and in the middle of whatever conversation you guys are having.........hold her close and kiss her deeply. if she pushes you back then that means she just wants to be friends. if she.......lingers.... then you just got the Confirmation you need.

Done it countless times. guess this is one of the reasons why Amaka(ex) can't stop calling me after we broke up years ago.

youngberry001:
Number4 is my sister type

Did you just say your.......Sister?
You busy checking your sis out or what?
Lawd have Mercy!!!!!!!

OP........you better tell us wich size ya own be.

oladot99:
the problem is that am still single i have NO bae

So.....you de find person bae we you go snatch abi?

samsam2019:
1) genesis 1 (3-5) And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.


Ok let's analyse this: we all know what brings light this world -The sun and the moon. So where did that light from let there be light come from? Any same person knows it's not possible to have light without the sun or moon so the let there be light statement is bullcrap. It's all lies from the book of lies (the bible)

Before God called out Light the earth was dark and without Light.

xxxtedyxxx:
You met them playing with your semo

What will U do.

The expression on the face of the eldest says it all.......Mummy will kill us today!!

HERSLEY:
Can't wait to av mine... Wanna be a single mum. No time for drama. Who go gimme belle?

Lol. Be careful what you wish for.

Seems you have been living under a Rock all this while. Cz the picture has been circulating on the net for months now and guess what.....its not a REAL Angel. Its all a LIE.
Thank me latter.

midehi2:
yea am naughty

Obviously.......
Most people here are the exact opposite of what they cliam to be. Hope you aren't?

metalgear:
My wife and I have a very busy schedule. In the mornings we go to work and we usually don't get to go back home until 9pm due to our evening classes. Sometimes, especially Wednesdays and Thursdays, we don't even get home until 10pm. Due to this, we really had no choice than to find a nanny to take care of our two young kids.

My wife found a lady during Jumaat one Friday afternoon last year and she mentioned her mother being around. Every morning, we drop them off at this lady's house. She also has two young children of her own.

We've been taking them over to this place for almost a year now. Recently though, I've been noticing some unwanted behavior being displayed by my older child(the girl). Now this my little girl is quite smart and she picks things fast. She's three years old and though she's quite shy in a group, she's very assertive when she's in her comfort zone.

My wife told me sometime ago that one evening when we went to pick them up, she noticed our daughter and their son(he's also three) in a position which she wasn't comfortable with. Whether she was the one that kissed him or vice versa, I don't know. What i just know is there was a kiss involved.

One other day at home, my girl found a stick, held it between her legs, and started shouting "pee-pee!!" while shaking the thing. I was surprised and wondered where she got that from until the following day when when we dropped them off. This little boy wasn't wearing any underwear or shorts and his whole goods were on display. I immediately told the grandma to please put some pants on the boy and make sure he isn't half-naaked again around the other kids.

The one that really depressed me was what happened today. I went out to get some groceries and about an hour later, my wife called me to tell me what our girl did to her brother. She said she first noticed that she removed his diaper and wanted to start touching his pee-pee. When she scolded her for that, later on she pushed him down and wanted to start kissing him.

All this's getting me worried that she may be picking up things she shouldn't be picking somewhere. I know it's not from home because we are hardly at home during the week and whenever we are, all i put on the TV for them to watch is kids cartoons and educational programs(Barney, Pocoyo, mother-goose club, Pingu). I make sure if and when i want to watch any adult-themed programs, it's when they've gone to bed at night. I hardly watch TV myself.

I have a feeling she's picking these nasty behavior from the nanny's place because i noticed she speaks more yoruba these days (I hardly speak yoruba to her, neither her mum, only my mum and dad speak yoruba to her and that's when we skype with them during the weekend), but at the same time, I've noticed that at times when we pick them up, there is always one Nigerian movie or the other on the screen. I know what some of these movies contain as i've watched a couple and I feel she's trying to copy what she sees on TV. It's really depressing and i almost yelled on my wife today because we started trading blame for this on each other.

I'm thinking of finding another nanny to take them to, but how am I sure the same thing won't happen again? I also thought of sending her to my parents back home in Nigeria but won't that be me running away from the problem? I really don't know how to handle this.

Change the nanny(the present one sounds like an old woman) Make out time for your kids even if its just 2 hours everyday or just pick a day in a week for them. The funny thing is, people won't say they pickd the habits from outside. They will blame your wife first before blaming you. People always think that children that old/small don't remenber anything and its a lie.

Just followed you. Follow back and pm me your number. Thanks

midehi2:
waiting on how you did both

Lolz. Naughty girl.

kooletsa:
1. Putting Breast oft smoked, her womanhood
cardiovascular system balance can be
maintained. If a woman's breasts sucking men
for a long period, it is the beating heart of the
woman interchangeable increased to 110
beats / min. It may be a good exercise for heart
health.

2. Suction breasts can also make women more
stable weight, even reduced. This is due, that
sucked the breasts for 3 minutes retrievable fat
burning about 12 calories.

3. Want firmer face? Then do not are reluctant
to be often sucked her breasts. With smoked
breast, then more than 30 female facial muscles
move, so useful for improving blood flow in the
skin, and smooth the skin

4. During the suction Breast regarded as butch /
taboo. But in fact the suction breasts can make
a woman more youthful, this is a natural remedy
that stimulates the immune system, resulting in
the production of antibodies that can protect
against viruses. This process is called cross-
immunotherapy.

5. At the time of smoked breast, usually the
breath of a woman so much faster. The current
average suction breasts, women will breathe in
and breathe out 60 times in a minute. Whereas
in normal circumstances only 20 times per
minute. Inhaling and exhaling more often will
prevent a variety of diseases of the lungs.

6. Breast who smoked more than 5 minutes will
make a woman's body is more relaxed, can
produce a chemical chain that will destroy the
various causes of stress hormones.

There is fire on the mountain!!!!!! Na so so Smoke Smoke I just de see! The boby na chimney
Still waiting for a thread that will tell us the advantages of eating a woman's.......

rheether:
Yeah. Only if you are a virgin.

Only if both of you are. And committed to wait till......
But if one or either of you have tasted the forbidden fruit. Its going to be Hard.

sinaj:
why will he do dat

Do what? Drop the number of his next of kin or come for 'confirmation' like you askd him to?

sinaj:
come my room na

Lolz. Bros.....just in case you want to go. Leave us the name of your next of kin and number.
Just in.........case

vizkiz:
ermmm...is this funny

Abeg make we talk better thing Jawe. So what can I eat for lunch? Bread and beans or yam and garden eggs. Please advice

Lolz. Yam and garden egg stew go make sence jare. Beans and bread go just de make you mess up.

Lemme pity you and comment.
SMH!!!!!

dutchie101:
I came to Nigeria with the hope of having a taste of this longed missed gala with that little unique "u never get anywhere" taste that goes with the beef, I was boasting that I will buy a carton to bring to me back, eating 2 per day for one month. I immediately from airport just in the next hold up, i ordered 6 first for the road...I was dissapointed at the taste, it was like some new kind of bread or so....it was so flat, am like is this a fake gala?

So na only gala be the thing we u miss? You could have bought from a store/shop. Most of the mkts sold in holdup are mostly adulterated. I still no believe say you no miss foods like Egusi, ogbono, ewa alagbado etc.

KGBEAST:
This list is not complete without reference to Pablo Escobar the great

Its obvious OP didn't do his research well before posting this. Pablo should be at the top of the list.
Heard he (Pablo) was so rich that he had to spend millions on rubber bands.

If you check am well, its either the man de go Cele or K&S.

chocolateme:
Came across this picture on Facebook from one of my friend's posts, the lady in the picture below wanted to enlarge her boobs a little more and things got out of hand for her through the pills administered to her.
Maybe through surgery, she will be restored back to normal. People should learn to appreciate their God given natural endowment. There is always someone there to appreciate you the way you are.

I also have seen that picture also. And I find it hard to believe that she enlarged it tru drugs. Looks all natural to me.

Guy what exactly is your problem?

Hit Like if you want OP to be banned for 2 years. Share if you want him banned for 1 year.

sayitright:
hmm Ikeduru dey expensive? last time I checked we don't charge much in Umudim.

Myb una side diffrent. Umesokwa/aboh own na him worst pass.

gbens2000:
I think 2 and 4 isn't really appropriate for church,Jez ma opinion tho.1 is hot I mean the gurl

Did you even READ the post before commenting? It says AFTER church not Church wears!!!

What Mothers go thru so the kids won't suffer can't be measured. Single mothers especially. That's why I just shake my head and pity the kids of today who don't value theirs. Makes me miss mine every passing moment. Wish someone could just reach out and help this woman.

Asable:
Chia, that no 6 was my mother's national anthem, I hated that phrase "you have started growing breast, we are now mates"

You sef, you think say because u don get small boil for chest you fit de misbehave for house abi? Lolz

Will be too ashamed to be a found associating with her not to talk of having a conversation with her. Will just bone and look the other way. My respect/love for her will certainly depreciate from that very moment.