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This kain ben-ben, curve-curve ladies will affect my new year resolution.

Why den ban Timaya song sef?

Toto torororo Ukwu

Etetejake:
is he suppose to be a god b4 u know man ain't perfect?
He is just a man like u who need to experience and learn everyday.

Did I say he should be an angel?
I said with his pool of knowledge!


You should read between the line before you quote me next time. Ok!

Animal party.


Lemme close ma eyes and walk pass.

Some relevant names there.

E dey your mind...
Dirty mind, yes. Your mind is dirty.

Is pu.ssy smell refreshing?

Repent, this is new year, I'm not a saint though.

If this is true, IBB is the worst thing to have ever happened to Nigeria.

DanceVille:
Natural home?..What did u mean by dat bro?

You don't know what I meant?
My pastor said I should stop bad talk.

Do you mean peeping from under?

I can peep in there a million times.
Just want to see my natural home

For the married, it's good. For the singles, it's not good na.


The married can even break fast with kpekus. It's a way of appreciating God for ya unity. You should, however, do it in the night.

TDstarr:
WATCH PANTIES WITH MENSTRUATION BLOOD AND MUCUS NIGGA I WILL RATHER LICK.SAND OR BUY NEW ONES

The op said nothing about mucous and blood. Do you pour mucous on you boxers always?

I can, if not forced but when a lady turns it into ticket to enter Jerusalem, I will rather forget about her

Football fans are football fanatics

Newkidoo:
How do u feel when u call a girl a bi.tch!!
Do u feel big in anyway or wat do u gain in it!!

U no even know d gal, na only pic u see.. U don dey call her bi.tch

I pity you ooo!! U need help asap!!

bit.ch no be curse, or maybe I thought it could be used as cock. I am sorry, I really don't disrespect ladies. I love n respect them.


Thanks anyway.

Mystery007:
Is it not help?.. Bros its not dah easy oo

bros, the dude wan help, even if his intention isn't. You just pretend that he is helping. Enter the freaking car and say: thanks man.

You gat to play along, rich guys wicked small.

Enegod:
[color=grey]kai see yansh!!![/color]

I didn't see the texts, all I saw was the bit.ch.

brownlord:
As one of buhari's 150,000 cow, all you can do is shout "Change"

Nonsense

You sound like cow to me too, if my judgement is right. How on earth can you call people cow cos of info that has no source?

I won't decline. What concern me, is it not help? No one is an island abeg.

Guys I have helped in my area with their GF still de call me bros till tomorrow.

My K-leg.

Hahahahaha.

Sign of good living.

Eni to yokun nie gbowo fun

With this pool of womanized knowledge, how did he lose his marriage of 18 years?

"I Think I Love My Wife"

Asking us who we called

Love

kr0ne:
Dude, I'm not doubting ur story but this is just too hard to believe. After traditional marriage, believe me, the guy is free to fire cos she's already his wife! This is so unheard of. The parents of the girls too wouldn't allow it, not to mention the villagers and their oracle

You are entitle to your opinion but that is the truth. She did thru traditional when she was in her final year@sch and she got preg for a guy in the same sch. Doubt it but I careless.

trigar12:
Well, am 21years old and I just finished my ND program. Currently am looking ƒσя company(ies) to observe my one year industrial attachment. I won a phone on a radio station in VI, lagos and am to redeem the my price between monday 5th to friday, I told my dad about it and told him I'll be going to the place tomorrow and I also want to use the opportunity to drop my IT letter in some companies in VI. He called my uncle and told him he dosen't know Wђεяﻉ am going to and that the place am going to might be a ploy ƒσя ritual stuff. I ve been receiving calls from various family members talking to me like a child. Am just angry, they don't even know what I do when am in school or Wђεяﻉ I goto in school, though I don't engage in any bad parole. Am just pissed off .... Don't know what to do. I need advice, cos am tired of being looked at like a 15yr old child.

You're 21 years old and you think you are old? If you like be 70, if your father and mother are still alive you are still their child.

If ritualist kidnap your enemy, the highest your parent will do is cry, and they will be given sedative in the hospital; then case close.

Pls, be happy that you have parents that care, Please. I feel your pain but still, see it as a privilege. Some don't have it.

sneak3:
Lol funny dude! On a serious not, I really do like her for real. Among all the options she is d most preferred

Ask her why she isn't calling. She may change.

@op, I have thought about this, time without number and what often come to my mind is that, Judas was not a good student of history or he miscontrue the personality of Jesus.

Out of all the followers of Jesus, none of them believed that he could be captured, going by the power he wield and miracles he performed. Judas thought, he could collect their money, showed them Jesus and when Jesus called fire from heaven like Elijah; he would go with the money. Free money, hahahahahahaha

Peter did the same thing, he followed Jesus still waiting for when Jesus will call the host of heaven to kill them all but he was remorse when the third cock crowed. Jesus forgave and prayed for him but Judas committed suicide instead of seeking forgiveness.

In one word, Judas lived to fulfill the prophecy. There God is unquestionable.

You did it to her friend, you can do it to her.

I would be cold, in fact, frozen if I'm the lady.



Guy, leave her alone and make do with your options.

You know the kind Yemi Alade's song: Johny. We don catcham

Play smart, help the man to catch them but create smoke screen. If it is true, use an unknown number to intimate the hubby and keep mute.

By the way, do married women cheat? I think only girl friends do. Hahahahahahaha

kilokeys:
courtship behavioural patterns jare..

they have to attract the best males by showing off hips, shaking bossoms and all..

the guys have to observe carefully, hence wouldnt move abt much

You express my idea in different words.

Bee/lizard courtship method