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If I join girls to 'komole' how am I going to see those that gat better shape? Do you think I de go church to serve God alone? I need a church/godly lady with better shape na.


Also, girls must dance well because our culture forbids them from proposing. To get ya attention, they must wriggle their waists well. At the same time, they must show the new attire that the new mugu bought.

And if you sit next to your ex-girlfriend's mother, you better don't try to dance. I sat next to my ex's mum one day for church. Oh boy, con see the kain eye this woman dey eye me. I nearly comot for church and the girl don marry oh.

The chief reason is most men/boys do not know how to dance.


A lot of reasons, my brother.

I need to start taking pictures, for future reference. This cellphone selfie has destroyed something good. One day people shall say of me: when he was struggling.

Be rich
Be beautiful
Be intelligent
Be caring
Be respectful
Be kind
Be sexually responsive
Be a visionary
Be welcoming
Be loving.

Hahahahahahaha
At least for once, guys too will say what they want.




Seriously, ladies are becoming assertive. I love what I see in some this days.

@op, you must re-pick that Mic oh.


A lady accepted my friend's marriage proposal, they did traditional marriage; only for her to tell him she gave her heart to another man. When my guy tried to contest it, she quickly swallow the other guy's baby. Girls like this make guys wicked.


On a serious note, I don't like playing with ladies' emotion because I am an emotional being too but ladies, should please, consider us too.

Happy thanksgiving!!!

Flash her with another lady, may be a friend she doesn't know you with. If she is jealous, she never meant her NO but if she never mind the presence of that girl, she is not into you. Period

DeeBoiyy:
awake a "giant" in a dummy? dude in for a very long thing.


If it aint there it aint there, the only "giant" you awake is the behind.

Common, stop it. I know you know better than that. Everybody gat something good to offer no matter how small.

New year, new system.


No more touching!

5,750.

Regret? Ok.

The judge won't regret his verdict.

May we never miss the mark; amen.

No one is a dummy, we may not know what they have flair for and have difficulties is finding someone that will help them find purpose. The so called dummies will surprise you when they find who will awake the giant in them.


In essence, there is nothing rewarding than helping someone find a purpose.

OBJ doesn't need the money, I want free e-book link joor.

Good work @op, but you forgot yo add the hottest spot on earth.


Lut desert in Iran

What is in it?

What is computer?
Computer is an electronic machine.

What are the components of computer?

Hardware
Software
Userware

computer science is like moving a mouse on the table, so simple. Just be serious.

Do the following:
1. stop se.x
2. stop kissing
3. avoid long calls
4. avoid sexy look/glance
5. stay with people (in company)
6. pray
7. get a councillor or a confidant
8. tell him/her to find another person
9. be supportive when s/he does 8
or
10. Marry him/her and dam the consequences.

Just say it the way it should be said. You didn't choose you father/mother but will choose the father/mother of your children. You better make the choice worthwhile.

Seemingly complicated questions yet the answers are simple:

This age bracket was reared and raised to be docile, corrupt, lazy and careless by the leaders of yesteryears.


There has never being a time of peace and tranquility since I was born. Sounds crazy, right? That is the fact. Those leaders have denied me everything they enjoyed in their time - socially, educationally, economically, psychologically, even physically and spiritually.

I'm about to take the oath of celibacy. No more relationship poo.


To you question, understanding sustains relationship. It's neither love nor money.

'I love you'

Teacher: How much is that on 9ja street?

Pupil: I dunno, but it's cheaper than pure water.

@op, this post, no be here.

Happy new year.

obiZEAL:
Mandarin ni Marinda ko...

Guy, you have to believe because it's a language spoken by the Chinese and you have to think of their population.

Viscy:
Your points are correct, but are you trying to say that he has'nt done anything that is worthy of recognition?

Nope, and don't miscontrue my intention.

He revived the rail.

He established six federal universities.

He built centinary city, at airport road.

He placed Taiwo Akinkunmi on live salary.

He tarred Lagos-Ibadan express after 36 years of it's deplorable condition.

He renovated airports across the country.

He is a good president, he can be remembered for something.

hiteelong:
That's a good one, may God hlp u realise them all

Amen.
Thank you

That is objective enough for an incumbent that will lose. Wishing him all the best on his way back to Otuake.

We'd remember him for the removal of fuel subsidy that brought untold hardship on the masses.

We'd appreciate him for the missing Chiboke girls

We'll appreciate him for being unable or unwilling to solve power problem.

We'd appreciate him for the prolonged ASSU strike.

We'd remember him for Boko Haram insurgency.

Thank you Mr President.

Our Cult and Russians have the same mode of celebration. Write it, burn it and drink the poo.


I'll rather go to church n present my case to God almighty. All the same, Happy New Year in advance.

Leave this babe that refuse to give me a chance.

Stop smoking completely.

Reduce drinking.

No room for love next year, I need money; serious work.

Vote Jona outa office.

Serve God in a better way, I must repent genuinely.

This kind God o
I never see your tyyype o
This kiend God oooo
Blessed be thy HOLY name. 2*

Will Smith is a front liner for his son and daughter to make that list.

Wishing them fulfilling career.

He should let go.

You can have a bad spouse but bad in-laws is lethal. They should let go patapata, love is blind but marriage na eye opener.

Yes, you gat anyone handy?

Maccoy1:
tanks for the proffering solution, but the question was does these signs means he's a weak dude

Ok,
He isn't a weak dude he is a lonely dude.