Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,399 members, 7,815,872 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 07:55 PM

Ploy's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Ploy's Profile / Ploy's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 20 pages)

Literature / Re: Free Java Ebooks by Ploy(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2015
It depends on the type of e-book you want, all the same, I will like to suggest umnet.com
Romance / Re: Rare Picture: 1965 Valentine's Day Outing In Nigeria by Ploy(m): 11:04am On Feb 14, 2015
See the bad boys and girls of yesteryears, them Obasanjo and Buhari age mate. See how them blucus don vex, chai!

Kettle calling pot black.

Pls, Tonchukwu, flash me when your are ready.
Politics / Re: Tambuwal, El-rufai Desribed As Expired Politicians by Ploy(m): 3:49pm On Feb 06, 2015
There is no expired poison, in fact, seemingly expired poisons are more poisonous.

Tambuwa and El-Rufai are two threatening poisons to the umbrella camp.

In the voice of Bray White: Run!
Politics / Re: 2015 Election Prophecy by Ploy(m): 3:44pm On Feb 06, 2015
God is a mature politician unlike these naive pastor/prophets, God is just enough not to release result before the exam.

By the way, has any of his prophecies come to being in the past?
Celebrities / Re: The Most Bootilicious Africal Lady Releases More Sexy Photos by Ploy(m): 3:36pm On Feb 06, 2015
I no talk the face o, but girls with behind like this full my area. They are selling Abacha, Moimoi, Agbo etc

2 Likes

Nairaland / General / Re: Assuming God Is To Grant A Wish For You What Will It Be by Ploy(m): 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2015
Grant me peace and contentment
Family / Re: Between Your Wife And Brothers Which Is More Important by Ploy(m): 11:08am On Feb 06, 2015
Both are because they have their distinctive place in my life but there are things I can tell my wife but can never tell my brother.

My wife is me and my children all in one. I can be the only confidant my wife has but I can't be the only confidant of my brother.

Mywifeisveryimportanttome

1 Like

Politics / Re: I Rather Resign Than To Postpone Election - PROF JEGA Pls Read Through by Ploy(m): 3:46pm On Feb 05, 2015
Jega is a man of integrity but Jona isn't.

2 Likes

Romance / Re: Difference Between "Somebody You Love" & somebody You Like" by Ploy(m): 3:35pm On Feb 05, 2015
Love is too baaad, what should you do?


You cry when your lover is crying.
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why A Lady Above 30 Is Still Single. by Ploy(m): 12:09pm On Feb 05, 2015
She is a reverend sister
Business To Business / Re: With What You Doing Right Now, Can You Say YES To This 5 Questions? by Ploy(m): 11:12am On Feb 05, 2015
No
No
No

what next?
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Jonathan, Jega and others Today. by Ploy(m): 11:02am On Feb 05, 2015
Make the animal farm manager bow to the veteran General.

4 Likes

Literature / Re: Why Do Most Writers End Up Becoming Atheist? by Ploy(m): 9:14am On Feb 05, 2015
kay29000:


This is the best answer. Ironically for me, I became an atheist in 2009 when I decided to read the whole bible. Funny, right? But true, as the poster above said, too much knowledge can be a problem sometimes...I get depressed sometimes cos I know so much and I have to live with loved ones who are still ignorant of the truth. It is like being the only sober person in a car full of drunk people.

I'm not an atheist but still not a dogmatic believer in anything. Dan Brown happened to be my best author and he raises more controversial points about Christianity that got me toughen.

Seriously, when you look at some silly argument even from so called religious leaders, I hate then not religion.

1 Like

Politics / Re: With 10 Days To Election, Jonathan Splits Nigerian Pastors by Ploy(m): 7:19am On Feb 05, 2015
That's good.



Men of God indeed.


Don't they see the level of suffering?

1 Like

Literature / Re: Why Do Most Writers End Up Becoming Atheist? by Ploy(m): 11:23pm On Feb 01, 2015
They become atheist because they know too much about life.

If anything is worse than knowing too little, it is knowing too much.

Knowledge is light but exposure to too much light can lead to blindness.

1 Like

Business / Re: Help!!!!,my Life Is Ruining by Ploy(m): 3:51pm On Jan 31, 2015
Close your eyes

Listen, be quiet!

Can you hear a thing?

The encouraging voice you want to hear comes from within. You can be better if you listen to your mind.

4 Likes

Politics / Re: What If APC Losses Lagos And Wins the Presidency! by Ploy(m): 3:43pm On Jan 31, 2015
It is simple, Jimi Agbaje would defect to APC and governance goes on.
Romance / Re: Guys Pls Stop Such Habit by Ploy(m): 10:09pm On Jan 30, 2015
2dice:

she is working nd her phone was with me..help her to charge it

Why didn't you take it to her?

What if he has an important/ urgent matter to discuss with her?

Don't blame the guy joor, blame yaself.

No heard feelings, just kidding
Romance / Re: Guys Pls Stop Such Habit by Ploy(m): 9:02pm On Jan 30, 2015
Why didn't the girl pick?


Konji hunger baaad
Jokes Etc / Re: LOL: See What They Do To This Innocent Child by Ploy(m): 8:40pm On Jan 30, 2015
Free ride

1 Like

Romance / Re: 6 Depressing Facts About Love by Ploy(m): 6:11pm On Jan 30, 2015
There is no love, no never.
Health / Re: Biometrics Scanners Can't Sucessfully Recognise My Fingerprints by Ploy(m): 6:01pm On Jan 30, 2015
If you smoke, kindly stop it. It used to happen to me when I was smoking.

Get clean handkerchief to always go with.


Better still, don't get your bio metric captured. If it is not captured, you are a free man.

13 Likes

Romance / Re: What Every Single And Married Man And Woman Must Know About Marriage by Ploy(m): 5:52pm On Jan 30, 2015
tebirim:
A man has done nothing for you until he has made you his wife....

From which Bible, Quran or Shrine did you get this? Marriage can't tame any beast so is se.x, when a man loves you, give him a chance and time.

Who is bothering me with marriage mumbo Jumbo?

1 Like

Nairaland / General / Re: This Is What They Do To Unfaithful Husbands In My Village(pics) by Ploy(m): 5:43pm On Jan 30, 2015
No wonder, your village remained underdeveloped. Bestial village, your women don't look decent either.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Makes A Man A Man? by Ploy(m): 3:53pm On Jan 30, 2015
Ability to keep quiet while fools rant

1 Like

Politics / Re: Breaking: Ministerial Nominees For Security Screening. Obanikoro Included - NTA. by Ploy(m): 3:50pm On Jan 30, 2015
Jona!
Jona!!
Jona!!!

How many times did I call you?


You don miss am again. Gbam

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Buhari A Man Of Little Words: Photo by Ploy(m): 3:41pm On Jan 30, 2015
Ramnon2:
Why is Buhari not talking much during campaigns? Is it because of:
1. Not knowing what to say?
2. Not interesting in saying anything?
3. Knowing what to say but not knowing how to say it?
4. Just fulfilling an appearance but disinterested in the entire campaign process?

How can this man of very few words represent Nigeria abroad? Or would Osinbajo be the one attending to all foreign matters, including those that are exclusively presidential?


2. Not interesting in saying anything
Education / Re: Double Blessing!! by Ploy(m): 9:31am On Jan 30, 2015
ESUT na school?


He should leave that joke and go to school: UNN all the way.
Romance / Re: To The GUYS In The House, What Is Your REACTION? by Ploy(m): 9:28am On Jan 30, 2015
I will switch off my gadget, put on my fierce cap, wear my shade and zoom off.
Romance / Re: 11 Things You Should Not Say To Your Boy Friend Or Girl Friend Due To Anger. by Ploy(m): 3:56pm On Jan 28, 2015
Enhen?

Who count those here?

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 20 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 25
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.